Me: I am so chill about this playoffs, I am just happy they made it and we get a couple more games, just gonna enjoy the vibes.
Also Me: (face finger-painted with blood and driving Mad Max pedal to the metal style all the way to New York in order to hurl dead woodchuck carcasses at the referees and various Blueshirt players)
The main reason NHL goalies have face cages on their masks is to keep them healthy; otherwise their teammates would open mouth kiss them with tongue after every win, and the spread of germs would get out of control.