#dantilo

[meditando-en-paris]

Dante: I am not in love with Virgil!! 

Dante after Virgil takes him by the hand: 'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling, And every time we kiss, I swear I could fly, Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last, Need you by my side.

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Dante: Virgil, tell me what time you were born to calculate your astral chart.

Virgil: Dante, you can't predict a person's life from the position of the stars when they were born. The complex life of a person depends on his continuous vital choices.

Dante: How weird. That's more typical of a Scorpio than a Libra.

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Dante after getting lost in the forest: I'm going to lie here until one of two things happens: either I magically find my way out of here or my favourite author comes to carry me out of here.

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Virgil: It can't be that bad.

Dante: It's VERY bad...

Virgil: What did you do?

Dante: I broke Beatrice's laurel wreath by accident and then lied to her.

Virgil: She's going to kick you to Hell.

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Virgil: Dante, can you explain me why are you hugging me?

Dante: Sarà perché ti amo(?

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Virgil: Dante, you only have to follow me, don’t talk with anybody and don’t touch anything.

Dante *doing everything wrong*: Like this?

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[meditando-en-paris]

Dante: Virgil, are you decent? I want to go to-

Virgil: Morally no, but we've already talked about that, Dante.

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[meditando-en-paris]

Dante hiding behind Virgil because the Furies want to converted him in stone: Follow Virgil and enter in Hell, they said! It will be fun, they said.

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[meditando-en-paris]

Cavalcanti: Dante, you are a SIMP.

Dante: Of course not!

Beatrice: Dante, could you...?

Dante: Of course, great and sweet lady. Flaming queen of all my dreams and desires. Please take all you want from me and keep it!

Cavalcanti: See?

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[meditando-en-paris]

Dante to Beatrice: If not for you I wouldn’t sing anymore. 

Dante to Virgil: IF NOT FOR YOU HELL WOULD BE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR!!

I'm sure Dante would have written this song to Virgil. I have no proof, but no doubts either.

https://youtu.be/z0CDGcpwBtc

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[meditando-en-paris]

Beatrice: Boo!

Dante: AH! Stop! You almost made me drop my croissant.

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[meditando-en-paris]

Virgil: Dante, do you want to go for a ride?

Dante: Mmm... Ok!

This is how the Inferno begins and that's why we have Dantedì.

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[meditando-en-paris]

Dante to Virgil: Am I boring? Sure. Social skills? None. But I’m loyal if you feed me and I’ll never leave you because... Well, I need the food. 

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[meditando-en-paris]

*Dante looking Hell's door*

Dante: Well, this is how I’ll be damned...

Virgil: It’s not that bad when you get used to it. 

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[meditando-en-paris]

Beatrice: You two are lost brothers with no purpose in life, right?

Dante: No, no, no. Do not get confused. We are two lost BOYFRIENDS with no purpose in life.

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[meditando-en-paris]

*Dante faking fainting so that Virgil kisses him*

Virgil: Don't worry, Dante, I-.

Beatrice: Leave this to me, Virgil. I have taken resuscitation courses.

*Beatrice gives Dante mouth-to-mouth*

Dante: Wait, this wasn't supposed to go like this.

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