Inquisitor: How many darkspawns do you think are down here?
Blackwall:
40 notes
·
View notes
Petition to Bioware to have the Inquisitor cameo in the next game. Not a major role or anything, just jump in mid boss fight, steal Solas’ arm, and wave at him for the rest of the fight like that one bit in the Aqua- Barbie Girl music video
20 notes
·
View notes
My boyfriend thinks that Solas is like a barbie doll, no holes or anything. His nipples are fake and any nipplies you see are stickers. Quote from my boyfriend: Iron Bull points and laughs at Solas, "You're bald and have no nipples!"
Someone slaps Dorian's head and his mustache flies off and ends up on the back of Solas' head. It's likes a fucked up unibrow.
5 notes
·
View notes
Whatever the case, feel free to write long-winded explanations in the tags, I WILL read them!
3K notes
·
View notes
How to defeat Solas:
A step by step process by my boyfriend.
1) Get the Dracolisk
2) Use the Dracolisk to fight
3) Eat Solas
4) Time out.
5) He grows his hair back.
6) He's normal now.
2 notes
·
View notes
tumblr was so easily corrupted by the dark side
6K notes
·
View notes