#cricket quotes

[godofsmallthing]

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#cricket #cricket quotes #vibes #so good #success #rahul dravid #creation

[bimesskaira]

Ict Incorrect quotes pt.1

Virat: Shubi fell first

Rohit: No ishu fell first

Mahi bhai: stfu both of you they both fell for each at the same time

Hardik doing his usual antics

Nats: That's mine

Nats: and imma stick beside him

Krunal: and that’s-that’s what you’re gonna settle for?

Nats: Yep 🥰

At a party after a win

Mayank: i dare you to kiss the next person that walks in here

Ishu: what? no.

*Shubi walks in*

Ishu: fine i’ll do it, rules are rules, you know.

Ishu: i’m sorry I can’t be in a physical relationship outside of marriage.

Shubi: OK, I respect that.

Ishu: thank you.

Shubi:

Ishu:

Shubi: so when are we getting married?

Virat/Mahi bhai: So I heard an interesting rumour today

Yuzi/Irfan pathan: one ? I started atleast ten

Virat/Mahi bhai: what ?

Yuzi/Irfan pathan: what ?

#shubman x ishan #ishan kishan #ishman #shubman gill #indian cricket team #indiancricketteam #desiblr #incorrect quotes

[enigma-the-mysterious]

I love how football teams get potentially knocked out after a single loss meanwhile cricket world cup group matches are like "yes, Pakistan lost the last four matches but they still have a chance of qualifying to the quarter finals if India ties against Australia and Bangladesh defeats New Zealand by a 6.9 run rate and Ireland smashes at least 17 sixers against Sri Lanka but also loses the game against them and also if it rains 420mm in Lords stadium and the King of England trips on a banana peel and dies and the Australian Prime Minister disappears in a swimming pool."

#cricket #football #lol #original post #not incorrect quotes #death mention #world cup #fifa #argentina #germany #spain #costa rica #desi #desiblr #india #desi tag #desi tumblr

[rambheem-is-real]

Deva: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

#salaar #incorrect salaar quotes #deva #we don't talk about how much of a softie this man is #plays cricket with kids #does Not punch one when they ask why he doesn't have any friends

[resident-wof-expert]

Blue: We will stop you! With the power of...

Blue: Friendship!

Luna: Harmony!

Sundew: Incredible violence.

Cricket: And love!

Wasp:

Wasp, sweating: O-okay...bring it on.

#wof #wof incorrect quotes #wings of fire #wings of fire incorrect quotes #wof sundew #wof blue #wof luna #wof cricket #wof wasp #incorrect quotes

[buttbiscuit]

Breaking news:

TWYLA DECLARES

WE'RE

TIRED

Dolls need a cup of tea and a lie down

#monster high #twyla boogieman #monster high twyla #g3 twyla #monster high memes #uhh its from a quote about australian cricket if ur wondering #memes for people who suffer from the sleepy tired

[duckapus]

WarioWare Incorrect Quotes Collection

Wario: Boil up some Mountain Dew, it's gonna be a long night.

5-Volt: That is the worst thing you could've possibly said.

Ashley: Cauldron Boil and Cauldron Bubble, Baja Blast to Fuel My Trouble...

Jimmy: Why do you challenge them?

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Spitz: Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire.

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Wario, after meeting Mona the first time: I've never been an inspiration before.

Wario: Not sure if I like having this much responsibility.

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Mona: What did you two do?

Kat:

Ana:

Mona: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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9-Volt: Why would anyone hate Wario?

Lulu: Maybe because they met him?

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Red, Texting: Ashley, there's a really big moth on the bathroom door, can you come get it?

Red: Please Ashley I'm gonna cry.

Red: Ashley

Red: Ashley?

Ashley, Texting: Hello, this is the Moth. You're next.

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Lulu: I have no parental figures to tell me not to wrestle bears.

5-Volt: It's me, I'm that parental figure. I'm telling you now; Do Not Wrestle Bears.

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Orbulon: I had too many magic beans.

Orbulon: The magic beans are coursing through my veins!

Dribble: Uhhhh, Orbulon?

Mike: Ignore him, he ate seven containers of Tic Tacs.

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(During WarioWare Snapped)

Wario, handing forged Health and Safety approval stickers to Kat and Ana: Okay kids, plaster these on anything that looks like a lawsuit.

Ana: Wario, is this legal?

Wario: When the cops aren't around, everything's legal!

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Dr. Crygor, trying to learn internet slang: So Yoink is just the opposite of Yeet?

Penny: Yes but it's just as fast.

Mantis, also trying to learn internet slang: *nods solemnly* The Stars Yeeteth, and the Stars Yoinketh away.

Cricket, looking out the window: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me on impact.

Doris 1, with the tone of someone with Experience: It isn't.

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Ashley's Parents: We raised a perfectly well-functioning child.

Ashley: Oh, I have a sibling I don't know about?

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*Mona, Cricket and 13-Amp are sitting in jail together*

Mona: So who should we call?

13-Amp: I'd call 5-Volt, but honestly I feel safer in jail.

Cricket: *sighs* And Master would probably see it as some kind of learning experience.

Mona: ...Wario?

13 and Cricket: Wario.

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Wario: Clearly, this is the Stars' way of punishing us.

Jimmy T: I thought you didn't believe the Stars are divine beings.

Wario: I do for the bad stuff...

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Cricket: Sorry, I didn't catch your name.

Cicada: That's okay, I didn't throw it.

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13-Amp, reading from an online quiz: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for ten million coins?

9-Volt: You stab me, then when my leg gets better we buy all the games we want!

18-Volt: Oh! You stab me too, then we can have 20 million!

9-Volt: Good thinking!

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Wario: While I'm gone, Jimmy, you're in charge.

Jimmy: Groovy!

Wario: *whispering* 5-Volt, you're secretly actually in charge.

5-Volt: Obviously.

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Cicada: Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit now has a body count.

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Captain Syrup: So, who exactly is in charge here?

Wario: Well, on paper I'm the CEO, but in practice it's usually whoever yells the loudest.

#warioware #incorrect quotes #wario #5-volt #ashley warioware #jimmy t #dribble and spitz #mona warioware #kat and ana #9-volt #lulu warioware #red warioware #orbulon #mike warioware #dr crygor #penny crygor #master mantis #young cricket #doris 1 #13-amp #cicada warioware #18-volt #captain syrup

[lightlavenders]

i get so autistic writing fanfiction that im rocking and stimming and biting my nails and twitching OVER WHAT. over an autistic princess scientist and an angry alien warlord. oh BOY (positive)

#it actually makes me realise what a funny variety of stims i have #funniest one is when i rub my fingers together 'like a cricket' #quote from my sister #spop #she ra #entrapdak #entrapta #she ra and the princesses of power #hordak #shera #autism #actually autistic

[sappysapphicsapwing]

Bumblebee: Snudoo?

Sundew: What? What's wrong? Are you hungry? Are you cold? DID SOMEONE LOOK AT YOU WEIRD? DID THEY MAKE YOU FEEL SAD?? I'LL KILL THEM! I'LL RIP THEM LIMB FROM LIMB! I'll-!!!

Bumblebee: Snudoo snuggle buggles???

Sundew: ....

Sundew: ...is anyone watching?

Bumblebee: ? *shakes head*

Sundew: then we can do snuggle buggles for FIVE minutes

Bumblebee: HEEEEEEE~!

Sundew: SHH SHHHH five QUIET minutes!!

-One Hour Later-

Cricket: ... you're right. We need to get her to stop calling you "Snudoo".

Sundew: shut up

Cricket: Would "daddy" or "mommy" Sundew work better?

Sundew: the moment this sleeping dragonet gets OFF me you are a DEAD hivewing

Cricket: And then you'd be an only parent, daddy snudoo.

Sundew: DEAD

#wof #wings of fire #sundew wof #bumblebee wof #cricket wof #incorrect quotes

[charleslovemustdie]

for the book readers, this moment !!

#im only on the second book but it IS far enough for me to be like [points at quote] HAHA YES I KNOW THAT !!!!! #what an episode #iwtv #interview with the vampire #made this just for myself and to show cricket but the file is too big so you guys get it also i guess #amc iwtv #iwtv amc #iwtv 1x03 #iwtv 1x3 #iwtv 103 #iwtv spoilers #daniel molloy #louis de pointe du lac #tvc #the vampire chronicles #find later #charles did this #charles reads

[brokenstar28]

Jiminy Cricket

Damian ignoring Dick: I don't see anyone.

Dick: I'm right here Damian.

Damian: Was that a voice? I did not see anyone.

Dick: *grins* I'm Jiminy Cricket! I will be your continence!

Damian: I don't have a continence.

#damian wayne #dick grayson #batfam shenanigans #incorrect batfamily quotes #robin #nightwing #jiminy cricket #dick and damian are brothers #this is a conversation i had with my sister

[godofsmallthing]

#cricketer #cricket quotes #cricket #start #success #so good #self reflecting #interesting facts #factsoflife #harsha bhogle #sports #godofsmallthing

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Vriska: First 8ase is 8eating the shit out of each other second 8ase is having a civil conversation

Vriska: Third 8ase is dying for each other fourth 8ase is marriage

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #vriska serket #mod terezi #and baby i'm about to score a home run #unless this is a cricket metaphor then i have no idea what i'm doing

[enigma-the-mysterious]

#bacha lo bhai 🙏🏽 #cricket #india #australia #mohammed shami #original post #not incorrect quotes #lol #desi tag #desi #desiblr #desi tumblr

[fleshadept]

while the criticism of glass onion being a bourgeois art piece hegemonically negotiating hatred of the 1% into standard discourse is understandable, i think it's important to remember that rian johnson and daniel craig and whoever you want to criticise for making "performative" art about the systemic ways in which the ultrawealthy maintain power and specifically marginalize women of color are far closer in wealth to the average american than they ever will be to elon musk or any billionaire. daniel craig's net worth is $8 million dollars. his WHOLE net worth. you have to multiply that by 19,500 to get anywhere near elon musk's net worth of $156,000,000,000. and that's after he's lost $100bn this YEAR.

it's true that people shouldn't count watching movies as activism and definitely shouldn't see media produced by huge corporations as praxis, but that doesn't mean what political standpoints they do contain lack value or are disingenuous. the human mind is literally incapable of conceptualizing numbers after a certain point, so it's easy to think of hollywood rich and billionaire rich as similar, because both kinds of people live lives that most of us could barely dream of with privileges and access to resources that we will never have. but the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is the difference between being able to make a movie starring daniel craig and being able to bankroll dozens of politicians and buy one of the largest social media websites used by millions of people daily on a whim

as "rich people bad" movies go, glass onion deals with it REALLY well. the scene at the end when helen destroys miles's house demonstrates a very nuanced understanding of how billionaires maintain power; blanc recognizes and tells helen that even though they found the truth, they can't do anything legally because miles burned their only physical evidence and the courts will unequivocally side with the billionaire. again. so in lieu of any justice system that will work, helen starts breaking shit. but miles doesn't even care that much, because what's a dozen million dollar glass art pieces to a man who accrues that in interest every minute? even when everyone else joins in, he doesn't care. it's annoying, but it doesn't mean anything. so the other "disruptors" stop after they've gotten their minimal catharsis, having done no real damage to his reputation or, frankly, their reliance on him.

helen burning the mona lisa to take him down, and that being presented as the best option, is really significant. as movies go, taking the stance of "destroying priceless art and private property is not only justified and moral but effective in the face of a system that gives you no other option for justice" is pretty damn rare.

it's true that if glass onion or other high budget films actually tangibly threatened the system in any way they would never get funded or see the light of day. but the cool thing about stories, and about art, is that you can't predict the effects they have on people. anti-billionaire bourgeois art isn't direct action, it isn't activism, and it isn't even important politically, but that doesn't mean it has no effect on the discourse whatsoever and can't be important to how people see the 1%

#glass onion #AGAIN. movies are NOT praxis. they are not activism. but i feel like when people bring up the frankfurt school/gramsci arguments #of hegemonic negotiation via movies presenting political viewpoints #WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT AND A VERY REAL PROCESS #people also tend to use those arguments to discount the value art can have in general #there's this one quote from a jewish partisan who survived the first wave of nazis invading lithuania and organized sabotage #and subversive groups against the invaders that was like. 'had the invasion not occurred i would have been a poet' #which is such a succinct way of saying that art is useful broadly up to a point but after that point you have to pick up a gun #anyway i'm rambling. cricket enters the chat to discuss hegemonic negotiation #cricket chirps #glass onion spoilers

[resident-wof-expert]

Sundew: Well, I had a dream that there wouldn't be another dragon's-

Sundew, seeing Bumblebee:

Sundew, through gritted teeth: A-S-S in my face this morning!

Bumblebee, tugging on Cricket's wings: I know what that spells.

Cricket, nodding: Ass.

Bumblebee: Ass.

Bumblebee, looking up at Sundew: Hey, Mom. *giggling* ASS.

Sundew: Stop it.

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