#corny lines my love

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#sth #my doodles #fanart #sonic the hedgehog #sonic fancomic #stvh!comic #stvh #vagabond au #sonic au #corny lines my love

[nb-n0v4]

We are SO fucking back

#my art #fanart #dr who #doctor who #wild blue yonder #doctor who spoilers #dr who 60th anniversary #fourteenth doctor #just went to tag 10 lmaooooo #david tennant #body horror #thank you davies for this because hoooly shit #I LOVE EVIL DOPPLEGANGERS #also liked this ep more than the one before for a buncha reasons #for one not as many corny jokes #for two excellent body horror that straddled the line between ridiculous and horrifying #also the Doctor almost destroying the world bc he couldn't stop thinking bro is just like me fr #I am absolutely living for Donna and Fourteen's banter also they're besties fr fr

[zenpouji-isaku]

30-31: Beginnings of Training

Shioe Monjirou is a senior who is always hard on himself. But Senzou Tachibana-senpai says that Shioe-senpai may actually be the kindest to others...

I FINALLY GOT TO SUBBING THESE!!!!! I'm so excited look at these two!! monjirou pre-eyebags era...

I've been procrastinating on working on this arc for a while. maybe because arcs are scary to finish working on but also because I FORGOT HOW GOOD THESE EPISODES ARE my heart...you guys I saw the rokui flashback for the first time back in march or april and it actually changed me as a person. I think the subsequent wail i let out was probably loud enough to be heard from space

I had some trouble with the audio mixing so if it sounds more defined in one ear than the other. my original mp4 was fine but it got messed up when I imported it and i had the same problem subbing ep 32 so maybe lightworks just hates season 30 LOL...hope it isn't too obtrusive!

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Happy watching!!

Extra rambling under the cut:

blessed concept art of these two that came with the episode preview. theyre so adorable nnnnnoooooooo ughhhhhh tiny senzou with his shy little smile noooooooo the monjirou expressions nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo

my crops are watered my skin is clear the birds are singing the sun is shining peace and love on planet earth

rip squishy cute monjirou you will always have a special place in my heart. sorry you and chouji got hit with the old man sticks.

Caring Monjirou moments are probably some of my favorite in the show...he's strict and a little eccentric but I feel like he's genuinely really kind. he's so sheepish about his past though lol. the first years carrying on the dinner-making idea is so adorable i love that it's kind of a tradition now. when the first year hagumi five years from show canon i hope they can still hang out and make a nice dinner together. actually, i hope the current six years can also get together like they did when they were younger...the day they get another cute cutscene of them all eating and preparing dinner together with them five years later is the day i can finally be happy...nhk...

#rkrn #nintama #nintama rantarou #fansubs #mine #MY HEAD HURTS THIS EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i shant spoil further but i got so excited when monjirou mentioned they should leave him to do closer combat..... #someone on twitter mentioned that line during the reairing of the fifth v sixth years arc so when I got to finally hear it straight #it was all HE SAID IT HE SAID THE LINE #i took some artistic liberty with making monjirou say “its eating time” but i thought it was fittingly corny and it makes me laugh so THERE #love how hes so happy about being called a gingin ninja but immediately gets embarrassed being called kind monjirou you giant freaking dork #getting all pouty over senzou talking about them in first grade #i have so many thoughts about this episode i want to write them out someday but its not like i can put commentary in subs #so maybe ill livewatch this or something...

[hayaku14]

Actor!Kaito au where Kaito has put down the mantle and became a great magician as himself but then decided to pursue other things alongside magic.

Kaito is notorious in the industry for never breaking character in front of the camera. Every single cast member could be breaking out in laughter and Kaito would just look into the camera with a deadpan stare. His co-actor is already on the floor dying of laughter but Kaito continues with his lines, even improvising which makes his co-actors laugh harder and everyone else in the room breaks. He's always in the blooper reels but it's never him making the mistake. It's always his co-stars in tears, choking, and out of breath.

It's not like he doesn't smile when everyone's practically breaking their backs laughing. But he doesn't just smile, he grins. There's a twinkle of mischief in his eyes and playfulness on the upturn of his lips. Because, ah! Of course this is a game to him, of course. Kuroba Kaito commands you into a fit of giggles and considers it his win.

After a while, it becomes some sort of challenge to try and make Kuroba Kaito break out of character, to make him laugh. On shoots, his co-stars will try and fail every time. This man is unflappable.

But there's one man who also wanted to challenge the great Kuroba Kaito. Always had, even when he was tiny and less than half his age.

Kaito seems pretty smug about the whole thing so Shinichi decides to show up on set one day with no warning, determined to wreck havoc.

He was sooo gonna mess with Kaito.

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shit shinichi does whilst directly in kaito's eyesight while he's filming:

puts on that one blue sweater kaito loves to see him in (cause it makes shinichi look soft and it makes his eyes pop, but most importantly, because that sweater belongs to kaito).

starts sucking a lollipop. it's sweet but it's also coffee-flavored. he came prepared. kaito, however, was not.

blatant eye-fucking, real sultry, seeing kaito flub his lines unexpectedly turns him on, he's gonna visit sets more often.

lots of lip biting and lip licking. are his lips dry and cracked? yes. is he gonna keep biting and licking anyway? if the way kaito can't stop staring at him continues then of course he's gonna keep doing it.

winks at kaito. actually winks at him. kaito trips over air.

drops something behind him accidentally which leaves him no choice but to turn around and bend over. kaito actually chokes.

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When Kaito walks up to him red-faced, supposedly annoyed, but looking more begrudgingly pleased, Shinichi knows that Kaito knows exactly what he's doing.

Shinichi summons his best Conan act and cutely feigns ignorance. Kaito is sulky but the pout is cute. He understands now why Kaito loves to pull shit like this on him.

He decides he's gonna do it more.

He brings out the banana.

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(alternate version under the cut lol warning it’s corny)

there was a different version of shinichi making kaito laugh lol

it’s still about kaito being an unflappable man but this time shinichi doesn’t purposely make him laugh. 

anyways, i wanted them to laugh at something stupid that kaito’s chuckles carry over to the scene he’s filming

kaito is filming overseas and shinichi is on a visit. they’re in his waiting room where kaito practices his lines and shinichi reads a book. kaito has a line where he goes, “...his chin caught...” or something like that and shinichi snorts out of nowhere, trying to stop his giggles but ultimately fails.

kaito asks whats so funny and shinichi still can’t stop laughing. 

he then reveals that the line sounded like “chinko” or dick and it made shinichi laugh

it’s so dumb and stupid but shinichi has been hearing english everywhere for days and suddenly he hears kaito say something that sounds like ‘dick.’ he just couldn’t help but laugh.

kaito looks at him unimpressed. doesn’t particularly finds it as funny as shinichi does but seeing shinichi laugh so heartily pulls the giggles out of him easily.

later on when kaito is finally filming the scene, he gets to the ‘dick’ line and he can see from his peripheral vision that shinichi is trying to stifle his laugh. kaito is caught off guard and he can’t fight off the giggles suddenly bursting out of him. oh he is fucked.

they try some more takes but kaito cannot stop laughing. can’t even start the line without bursting into laughter anymore. shinichi is dying trying to hide but can’t help his laughter.

“SHINICHI! I’M SERIOUS, STOP IT!!” Kaito yells as he tries to stifle his laughter and profusely apologizes to the director and his co-actors.

“O-okay..pfft- sorry! I’m leaving now.” He leaves giggling all the way out.

Kaito can’t help but smile.

(This alternate version was cause I watched this compilation from Uramichi Oniisan where miyano’s character was laughing at dumb dick puns and it made me think of kaishin doing the same. just kaishin laughing at dumb things and inconveniencing the entire staff lol)

#kaishin #dcmk #detective conan #kudou shinichi #kuroba kaito #dc prattles #YES THIS HC IS FINALLY FREE #this has been rotting in the drafts im sorry babe #i literally wrote this before that 'kid saviour' shinichi au LOL #anyways whatever its there now #it's corny and it's mushy but fck it i love it anyways 🥺 #shinichi finding the joy in breaking down the poker face but make it funny and cute 😌 #ANYWAYS everyone on set can definitely feel the UST lol #but they cant help but laugh at kaito tripping over air missing cues and flubbing lines #no ones seen this shit happen before lol everyone their felt like thwy were witness to some secret part of the universe #also seeing kudou 'i will kill you with my stare' shinichi blatantly eye fuck his boyfriend is both wild and hot and feels like #a once in a lifetime experience lol #also yes kaito isnt perfect and he couldve made mistakes BUT i like to think that kaito thiugh he's retired #he doesnt want to let go of the skills he honed as KID so he as someone whose life was on the line depending on how good his act was #acting with anything else on the line seems to pale in comparison so 🤷 #also shut up i just wanted kaishin eye fucking on set okay leave me alone!!!!!!! #(i added the alternate and dumber version under the cut lol i love it)

[bylertruther]

‘Stranger Things’ Matt & Ross Duffer Dish Season 4 Finale Death & Destruction & Epic Battles Ahead

#interview #pre s5 #scene analysis #long post #<- sorry but these excerpts are 4 me . so . long post it is BJDHFBJD #i love this interview bc it confirms every single one of my s5 theories lol i Love being obnoxious and correct <3 #there's no going back / a fight we can't come back from #the UD is stuck in time on will's day specifically / will is clinging to the past and stuck there still #pinhead + under our skin -> the csa of will byers our final girl main character #you can't just blow them up bc they'll outsmart you / sometimes the bad guys are smart too and that's why will the wise needs fireballs #the lines about vecna being the puppet master and behind all of the creatures and the mind flayer #max isn't there in her mind and she Did die -> el brought her body back but max is in henry's mind n will has to find her there #also . i feel like max's revival is going to be one of those 'just because you can doesn't mean you should' like . idk. unless they find a #non corny way to somehow move her mind back to her body.... idk. we'll just have to see! #henry #brenner #max #duffers

[stellamancer]

my bf and I went to see Gundam Seed Freedom tonight and:

• I didn't realize it was a romantic comedy of all things.

• Shinn Asuka has been promoted to pookie status (interactions between him and mu la flaga give me life)

• the nerdy computer dude on the millennium is very amusing

• needed more Athrun Zala— some of his moments were literally the best in the movie

• MY BABYGIRLIE STELLA HAD A CAMEO.

anyway thinking about •••• mobile suit au please hold.

#nikuniku spam #it was actually way better than i thought #i love kira to death but the fact that he was not going to therapy for becoming a child soldier #and compartmentalizing everything #and trying to shoulder all the fighting because he is the “strongest” coordinator #finally got to him and the theater cheered when Athrun punched him out for being such a bitch about it #gundam seed freedom spoilers #just in case #the theater was way more full than i expected #truly a romantic comedy #with even corny lines and a moment of the girls fighting #oh yes the stella in my handle is for stella loussier from gundam seed destiny

[ilynpilled]

Since we are talking about penises/pegging, jaime 100% calls his dick kingmaker

i hope he gets shot to death by archers

#the only thing his dick is making is war #ask #honestly him being this corny might be my line with him #like i love the crimes keep it up but this is a limit

[yeetlegay]

Between Kinn calling his dick a gun and an egg I live in fear of what godawful pun he’ll come up with next

#reconciling his corny ass pickup lines with my deep and abiding lust/love for him is a full-time job #imagine some enemy sends a spy to Porsche’s house and after witnessing that shit they’re like ‘lol I can’t fight him he’s too cringe’ #how can a man be so embarrassing AND have absolutely unbelievable top of the shelf dick #kinnporsche #why don’t queue stay

[kacchanrawr]

Can I just say he's so fucking cool? He's so fucking cool oh my god

But also fuck that swiss cheese line. Those words have to be banned from his vocabulary

#hey mr translator hey pls stop with that strange corny localization #idk what his original line was but hed definitely not say that #oh my god its bkdk apology scene thingy again #BUT ANYWAYS BAKUGO #im really curious as to what his role would be cuz hori did say that both ppl who love and hate him would like it #AND ITS FINALLY HERE!!! #i feel like i havent been here in a while #been losing interest in the manga tbh but BAKUGOOO #mha #my hero academia #kacchan #bakugo katsuki

[nightmareinfloral]

i sent a post of yours to a friend and their immediate response was "why does the top of that link say the twink of steel. its based but why"

ASKSKJSJSS it’s from a promotional email dc sent out a bit ago. i cannot find the screenshot for the life of me but it was promoting the knockout arc from sb94. he’s officially been branded the twink of steel™️ by dc.

#it was something along the lines of “come have fun with the twink of steel’ or something corny like that #they were playing it off as a romance love triangle arc which. um. #asks #half of my name and bio make no sense without context

[bike-wheeler]

im still thinking about caleb’s line delivery of ‘and i Never should have Knocked’ like its so good im obsessed

#the way he said it scratched my brain idk #like it was funny but also i love it sjdkskjg #one tjing about caleb (and sadie and millie) they know how to deliver a slightly corny line !!! #i love lucas sinclair #lucas sinclair #st4v2 #st spoilers #o. post

[13eyond13]

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#half watched the stranger things s4 finale while my roomie was watching it this week #and from the pov of somebody who hasn't rly kept up with it since the first season it was just like #screaming crying teenagers and sentimental speeches and hollywood tearful love confessions and death scenes #and goofy black and white villainy and idk dhdjsksks #every character was on my nerves the entire time basically and idk if its just me being cranky or too old for it or what #like im too young for 80s nostalgia and too old to care about teen love triangles so im just sitting there like... #i just am impatiently awaiting more details about the new show because i have nothing new to say about DN otherwise #and im glad something new is coming but i just get the bad sense the duffer brothers priorities and tastes will not at all line up #with what makes DN good #the vibes are almost opposite and they also seem really corny in a way too #i like sincerity and heart in shows too but idk almost none of the stranger things cast actually feels real to me #and there are far too many of them by now #theyre right saying it isnt game of thrones... like that many characters should only exist in a world that vast #and with that many moving plot points #there is not enough going on in hawkins to warrant populating it with 2 dozen separate guys i have to get to know and also care about #ANYWAY im sorry to be so grumpy im honestly just bored and badly want something new to discuss #duff note #stranger things spoilers #p

[thefossilwhale]

for real though all of the logan footage this episode was insane i loved it. i read something about brian cox making an appearance in this one and was worried it would be a flashback or something but this was so good

#succession spoilers #i will say that line at the beginning 'just like my fucking idiot kids' or whatever was corny but otherwise. loved it

[findingtheperfectcharacter]

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#My feelings on Renfield are weird because it’s a N/A truther movie but it’s representation of the codependent dynamic was weirdly on point #And the second m/c is a cop who’s sister is an FBI agent and the villains are drug dealing mob members and it’s critique’s of those systems #In 2023 are mild at best. #But it’s also a movie where a guy kicks another guy in the stomach and rips off his arms and then uses said arms as a weapon #And also a guy snorts a centipede like cocaine while saying the most corny line I’ve ever heard #And they build a protection circle from cocaine and said circle was made using instructions of Wiccan Tumblr #And they killed Dracula like 50 different ways to make sure he’s dead #And ngl I was very much expecting an end credit’s scene where the mob boss lady was Turned because it’s such an easy move #And it was just a fun splatterfest that I loved watching so- #I FORGOT THAT RENFIELD ATE A KIDS ANT FARM- just… Iconic scenea

[kozumesphone]

💌┊₊˚⊹꒷ 𝐫 𝐮 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞? .ᐟ

⤷ satoru gojo x gender neutral!reader ‧₊˚ ⋅

ᝰ. 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 . . . jujutsu kaisen

ᝰ. 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬 . . . corny pick-up lines | suggestive dialogues

ᝰ. 𝐤𝐞𝐲 . . . n/n: nickname | y/n: your name

ᝰ. 𝐰𝐜 . . . 161

ᝰ. 𝐚/𝐧 . . . a quick (and short af) dorky!gojo + tease!gojo bc we all know the duality of this man-child <3 here’s a bunch of pick-up lines gojo uses on the reader bc we def need gojo fluff after what gege did to us 🙏 but guys I saw one that went “I have these stitches on my forehead bc you’ve made me lose my mind” and I- 💀

gojo: “y/n.” reader: “mm.” G: “n/n.” R: “mmm.” G: “MY LOVE-“ R: “what is it, toru? and stop smirking.” G: “want me to explain my cursed technique with mathematics?“ R: “didn’t you fail twice, and then ask kento to help you with math?” G: “…” R: “sorry, darling, go ahead-“ G: “LET’S START BY ADDING A BED AND SUBTRACTING OUR CLOTHES-“ geto: “n/n, is he high again?”

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gojo: “something’s wrong with my six eyes, n/n.” reader: “shit, are you o-“ G: “because I can’t take them off you.” *finger guns* R: *bitch slaps him* 💀🙏

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gojo: “oi n/n, you know gumi’s divine dogs, don’tcha?” reader: “mhm. they’re so adorable. and don’t yap my ears off when i’m reading. unlike someone else-“ G: “I think, just like them, we’d make a great pair <3” R: *absolutely mf flustered*

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satoru “throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honoured one to be your husband” gojo on your wedding day <3

#skye's cafe ~ ⋆.˚ #skye.jpg🧸— #if anyone used these irl id hate them forever but jjk men are just different okay #jjk pick up lines are so corny but I love them #gojoxreader #gender neutral reader #gojo satoru #pickuplines #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjkxreader #jjkpickuplines #oneshot #jjkoneshot #ff #writersontumblr #writerblr #my dorky husband fr

[kcyars520]

My favorite sitcom moment

#Youtube #tv: a different world #it’s sad how kadeem and jasmine hated the scene cuz it was iconic #video #View post #Die! just die! #that line takes me OUT every time 😂😂😂😂 #this is an iconic moment in black sitcom history #but i love how everyone years and years later is like this was so corny nigga shit. kadeem hardison hated it. jasmine hated it. #cause like nigga tf you mean you wanna marry me now? not 5 months ago you aint want me anymore #whew. ghetto! but its about the drama🤌🏼 #a different world #whitley × dwayne #i LOVE this scene #I never get tired of it #it's the 'baby please' for me 😩😩😭😭 #throwing up and crying #my mom and i were watching this tonight heheh