#cooked it alone

[leonelmolinari]

I literally sold fried cakes to my aunt lmao

(le vendi torta frita a mi tia ajjajasjasjjas, mi primera chamba gente)

#personal #mi primera chamba #my first job #omg #i have money #money #B) #the fried cake was made by me btw!! #cooked it alone

[tsubomiiiii]

Had to make something for the boy’s bday :] Espio made him an apple pie

Bonus

#never let Espio cook alone again #sonic the hedgehog #digital art #tumblr art #art #artwork #artist on tumblr #digital artist #sonic fanart #illustration #sth #espilver #silver #silver the hedgehog #espio #espio the chameleon #team chaotix #charmy bee #vector the crocodile #sth art #sth fanart #doodles

[nelkcats]

Fenton Street Food

"You know what's better than being a superhero? A street food vendor! Yes, superheroes can save the day, stop villains and receive hatred or admiration as the case may be, but a street vendor? They are at the heart of the action, fulfilling their dreams! They traveled the world feeding the masses, and even met superheroes, feeding them to keep them doing their duty, food carts are the centerpiece of keeping the heroes alive, they are the heroes..."

Maybe if Danny repeated it enough times he'd start to believe it, though seeing the monstrosity that was the Fenton food cart he highly doubted it. More so because it had fucking guns hidden next to the mutant and very alive Hot dogs (which by the way were not sellable, they were the mascots of the brand).

It all started when Jack Fenton talked about his dream of delivering his favorite food around the world, that fueled Maddie Fenton's idea, and since Jazz was in college and Danny was on vacation no one could stop them.

Soon Danny became a victim of his parents' eccentricities. Although the halfa had to admit that selling in Gotham was a lot of fun, thieves didn't think it was worth mugging him and the Rogues themselves bought his food of dubious origins.

It was almost a shame to have to change cities because Batman was getting too suspicious but Metropolis was waiting for him. And he would be back eventually; some bats who had enjoyed his strange roving food stall had waved him off with handkerchiefs, wiping away fake tears. Danny appreciated it.

Besides, Red Robin affirmed to him that he would recommend him to Superboy, so he wouldn't run out of customers anytime soon. He wondered if he should stop by Central City, the Flash Family ate a lot didn't they?

#dpxdc #The Fentons create another dubious business #Danny is the victim #technically Danny is a good chef #he learned from Jazz to cook as well as possible with the little they had available #which was very useful to survive at the Fenton house #And apparently it's also useful for being the face of the Fenton food cart #His parents tried to help at first but he kicked them out and took over the car #Danny didn't want dead customers #the Fenton food cart travels all over the world #offering food at low prices #dp x dc #dc x dp #Danny wonders what he's doing with his life at this point #his parents got bored of the food cart and left him alone while they went back to the lab #Danny doesn't know whether to be grateful or cry in frustration #maybe he will do both

[sas-afras]

i kinda don’t get people who characterize maccready as like… secretly generous, or having a heart of gold or anything. like don’t get me wrong i don’t think he’s downright malicious or anything, but the dude is absolutely a selfish jerk once you get past the charming facade. that’s the part that’s compelling!

like, he’s nice enough and open enough with the player once you get high enough affinity with him, but his reactions to player actions still point to him being a jerk overall. the sosu just happens to be in His Circle of people he can be vulnerable with. that includes you, his son, and maybe daisy. everyone else can kick rocks, the same way it was in little lamplight

he HAD to grow up with that kind of “us vs the world, every man for himself” mentality in the capitol wasteland. doing so otherwise gets you killed or taken advantage of, which is just protracted death anyways. having grown up in a place where slavers run rampant, people are all pushing each other further down just to boost themselves up and live one more day, and it’s literally impossible to make renewable food sources because the ground is so poisoned i genuinely don’t blame him for ending up a little tight fisted. the fact that he was the mayor of little lamplight just meant that he ended up being able to accept a few people as His To Protect instead of being a total lone wolf.

the way he reacts to the players open generosity isn’t just for show, he Actually Dislikes when you give stuff away without expecting anything in return. you might need that thing and now its just gone!! that person might see you as a sucker! you give an inch and they’ll take a mile! and it makes sense for his character to be like that considering everything. i don’t get why people want to change that into him just being kind of tsundere.

i understand that having your babygirl blorbo comfort character be a canonical asshole in ways that aren’t just kinda charming can be offputting, but like…. the way he treats the sosu is a very notable exception to the rest of his life & it’s a much more interesting dynamic imo. especially if you’re playing a goody two shoes martyr. but that’s just me

#robert joseph maccready #i also have come to the realization that him disliking when you give austin the cure in v88 is in character #he doesn’t know shit about how medicine works #he just sees some magical cure being used on a random sheltered vault kid who got himself into this mess anyways #meanwhile *his son* is suffering #i also think his disdain towards being generous is because of the ‘if i can’t have it no one can’ mentality #similar to how astarion acts in bg3 #maccready didn’t have any help as a kid. he went through it all by himself. he had to suffer alone #seeing someone get treated with kindness after spending his whole life getting beat down #to the point where he just convinced himself that good people were made up entirely #it’s like a slap to the face #‘you mean this existed the whole time? people like YOU have been out here the whole time? and i was just unlucky?’ etc #idk i took two benadryls and now im cooking #not art

[braimin]

Zoro calling Sanji his wife and Sanji kicking him for it but secretly liking it

Lol could you imagine Zoro being at a small market in some random village talking to a street vendor and being like 'Oh my wife would like that.' Or saying 'My wife only wants this type of spice.' Like he goes around and manages to bring up his 'wife' every other sentence to all of these people. Some of the old men even try to bond with him by making 'ball and chain' jokes and they tell Zoro their wives are also very specific about what to buy at the market. Everyone close by thinks it's kind of cute because Zoro checks all the stuff he's buying and is going around like 'Only the best for my wife.'

And then some super tall chain smoking guy in a suit who totally doesn't look like he's in the mob (yes he does) comes by and snatches Zoro by his earrings. He yells at Zoro for getting lost, but thankfully most of his anger is quelled by the fact that Zoro has picked up most of what's on their list. All the villagers near by are super nervous watching them because they think he's about to get murdered or something. But then while Zoro is busy explaining all the shit he got one of the old man seems to catch on. 'This is your wife?' Zoro looks up without missing a beat and says 'Yeah.' And Sanji goes bright red and promptly kicks his ass. Sanji yells about how he is not Zoro's wife, but on the inside he's dancing around and shit. He's embarrassed by how much he likes the thought of Zoro telling other people they're married (even if he comes off as an overbearing wife).

It confuses everyone because Zoro referred to this scary looking guy as his wife? And this man is loudly and violently disagreeing? But he doesn't leave? He just starts pulling Zoro along. They watch him make Zoro hold the bags as he finishes buying the stuff on his list.

#zosan #sanji #zoro #one piece #Zoro is not allowed to go shopping alone for two reasons #One: he'll get lost #Two: he goes around and talks about his 'wife' too much and it's embarrassing to Sanji #Zoro doesn't put any emotion in his voice so he's completely deadpan as he talks about Sanji #'My wife's a great cook' *totally dead eyed stare*

[finntheehumaneater]

I keep reading fics where Steve has no idea how to cook, or do any kind of “chore”, and that confuses me. Yes, he is an entitled little princess and he will whine whenever he has to do something slightly inconvenient—but he spent years alone at home. By himself! He would have had to do everything! He is the best cook!

Later in life, when he and Robin inevitably live together, he doesn’t even let her near the stove in fear that she might burn the house down. He’s in charge of all the cooking.

And occasionally when he goes out he’ll come home and the whole house smells like smoke. Because Robin can find a way to burn anything.

(Read tags)

#Like what did he eat when he was home alone? #TV dinners? #No #his family is rich he likes to make nice food for himself #And maybe it surprises everyone that he can cook and shit #Because. Again. He is a little princess and does not like to do things #ALSO SOMEONE POINTED OUT THAT IT WAS NEVER CONFIRMED HIS PARENTS WERE SUPER FUCKING ABSENT #BUT #I forgot to put down that this goes with the head cannon that his parents are super fucking absent #Steve Harrington #Robin Buckley #stranger things #stranger things headcanons #platonic stobin #platonic with a capital p #stobin #mine

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Everyone Look At My Son. Look At Him.

#baby boy... baby... #all he wants to do is be left alone to cook #ive been working harder on improving my dragons. i think its showing! #Drawing for Friend motivation is so fucking strong #me normally: ehhh ill progress slowly as ever who cares #me when scribbling stuff for friends: I Have To Excel. I Have To Be The Best Artist I Can Be. For Them <3 #but also i want more variation in my dragons #both for worldbuilding reasons and for eeeeheheheeee Dragon<3<3<3 reasons #scribble salad #not-fish <3 #i think i finally know the vibe for the shoredrakes... #and those vibes are Sealy! pinniped components!

[lidoshka]

Is the fact Sanji probably eat human flesh a conversation the One Piece fandom has or...?

#sanji #red leg zeff #conspiracy theorist mode engaged #I just realized this #I was reading the manga and didn't notice either #but then I rewatched the show and well.... #there's no way he managed to live 60 more days with only water #even a healthy person wouldn't survive with just water #let alone a malnourished kid #one piece #overanalyzing stuff is fun! #meme #cannibal cook

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Culinary appreciation

[First] Prev <--> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #xiao xingchen #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #jin ling #And the mysterious red and green lads! Gosh I hope nothing bad happens to one of them in 6 days. #ouyang zizhen #nameless red disciple #(Note for latecomers: I did not tag Ouyang Zizhen in any of these comics until I made the red vs green poll. Where only one could live.) #I think a lot about how wwx thought about how he'd want to be friends with xxc #then him 'meeting' xxc and trying to save him. With flamin' hot congee. #It's true that many friendships can be forged via food. I have a hunch this one wont turn out so well #Let's give a good round of applause for xue yang for his outstanding performance. He nailed the role of xxc #specifically the fact that xxc if the kind of guy who gets handed dirt 'milkshakes' and leaf potions that children brew and drinks them #Then says he loves it. #I know we still have a day left on the cooking poll but I wanna just say that I think wwx also cooks like he's making dirt and leaf potions #in the sense he cooks by vibes alone and it does not always turn out well for other people #His little moment of throwing shade at the juniors for not knowing what good food (spice tolerance) lives rent free in my brain #sorry to break your confidence king; the one guys who said he liked it was lying to you because he wants something from you.

[boeing-787]

got that APU-SSY. that planus. is this anything.

#plane text #cooking with nothing here leaf me alone i just woke up

[sketchz]

molly and anne!

#I wish I rendered them but poses r hard ;-; #I think they'd be good friends! #Can you imagine? Anne roping Molly into various wacky adventures in Amphibia? #also at first glance they're really different to each other #Molly is physically weak and malnourished #While Anne is athletically talented and.. not. malnourished #Molly is quiet and reserved #While Anne is outgoing and outspoken #Molly's observant and smart #While Anne's a bit dense and a bit of a dumbass #But at the end of the day #They are both self sacrificial kids shouldering too many responsibilities and burdens alone #I imagine Anne immediately personally cooked a few meals for her after hearing about her home situation #....would Sprig and Molly gain a bit of a rivalry? #Might explore ideas later or never #epithet erased #amphibia #molly blyndeff #anne boonchuy #sketchz's stuff

[winchester101]

“Your crewmates must take extremely good care of you”

I’m def thinking about this in a extremely normal way

#he’s their babygirl!!!!! #like the strawhats collective babygirl! #Luffy would kill a man for him lmao #Robin basically killed Black Maria for him #I love the idea of them all taking care of Sanji #or just each other in general #but like little check ups to make sure sanji remembered to eat #making sure rests after fights bc his first instinct is to feed Luffy/everyone #tells him sit while he peels vegetables or something so even if he is cooking at least he’s not on his feet #keep him company after nightmares make sure he’s not alone #especially after wci #sanji #wano #jambles #zosan #Lusan #sanzo #Sanlu #zosanlu

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #it was a hard day today. #sometimes you just gotta cry for an hour about requiring significant assistance to do basic stuff that you don't actually have help with rn! #(my wife is working 6 12s at a job we had to move across the country for) #(which means 1 she is *exhausted* at *all* times and struggling to even meet her own needs) #(and 2 our other partner and all our family and friends are. multiple days away by car. so they can't come help.) #it's getting hard to even stick leftovers in the microwave for myself but no one else is able to cook for me. #it sucks. #(we're moving again in june because this was a 1-year position from the beginning) #(and the idea is for our other partner to move in with us which will help a lot) #(plus my wife should be switching to a reliably 5-day week at that time) #(but we don't know where we're going for another month and a half.) #(so we can't really do any groundwork or anything to make that happen.) #(and having zero agency other than sitting and waiting and getting worse alone Really Sucks!) #I guess this is a bit of a secret part two to yesterday's meducation lol #favorites

[lady-shadow-and-darkness]

One of my favourite married skk headcanons is that Dazai can cook, but he doesn't say shit to Chuuya. Chuuya comes home one day on their anniversary and dinner is ready. Home Cooked dinner. He grills Dazai about who cooked it and Dazai innocently goes "well I did, of course." Chuuya gets the earth shattering revelation that Dazai has been skipping cooking duty by faking being unable to cook.

He never gets to escape from cooking duty after that :(

#but also he gets to cook with chuuya and is (sort of) trusted in the kitchen again so it's a win. #Any chance to annoy Chuuya Dazai will take. ESPECIALLY if he's next to *glances at food*.... FRAGILE ingredients. #also only Chuuya is allowed to cook alone. Dazai is not trusted in the kitchen alome ever. #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #bsd headcanons #just going to start tagging it this because I've been having many thoughts lately.

[inkskinned]

it's not always going to make sense, and it's going to be hard, and the way that you feel her push through your ribs will make the rest of you ravenous. you will be standing in your tiny kitchen looking down at your feet and the loneliness will spray in buckshot over your whole life until you are a crimescene and you will still have to remember to get groceries. you will think about her hair, the wheat, how she has stained your life in yellow, and how before her you were almost-happy but now somehow you are starving. you will think of her weight in your hands and over your skin and her impossible grin. you will want to force your entire fist into your hand and bite down, but you won't, because you're an adult, and you only cry at funerals. so much of her reminds you of fire; the shock of her hair and the swordblade of her laughter - so you sigh and drink water instead. you have emails to send around the shape of her. you have chores to do that avoid remembering the last time she held you. you have to take the trash out and avoid the sensation that she is hanging in the air, all that desire in the back of your throat. you will have to apologize to your dog. i promise. i'm trying. the way you want her is almost reverent, an amber crescent. she has annexed the whole apartment, has made her way under your fingernails. and yet you still have to pay rent. you still have to pay bills.

#writeblr #>:( #i keep!!! fucking!!! burning my popcorn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!!!!! IT JUST KEEPS BURNING!!!! #I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #I FUCKING R E S I D E NEAR THE MICROWAVE AT THIS POINT. RAVENOUS INDEED!!! JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING SALT FIXATION #the only thing left i hadn't tried!!!! was writing a fucking passive aggressive poem about it!!! #(goblin currently expressing his Doubt At My Cooking by skulking quietly off to the Other Room) #but yeah i mean uhhhh death of the author actually this poem is about whomever u were thinking about #and it's actually about u #edit in the tags: it's also about love just fyi. u know when u burn ur popcorn n ur like. #''no one loves me and im going to die alone'' #if ur relating to this ur supposed to relate to it

[ukulele-hero]

this was the funniest sequence of events hands down

🌈🤔🤷‍♀️???

#she loves to cook and she loves to eat #tsukuritai onna to tabetai onna #tsukutabe #our girl nagumo was SO confused #also the shot of her just standing in the corner kills me #i hope someone gifs this part #shes just like ah yes i can read the room and tell that they want some alone time #and then nomoto is like im leaving #😂😂😂