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Custody Battle (dpxdc prompt)
When Jason Todd died, he formed a ghost in the Ghost Zone. Danny Phantom, at this point a good few hundred years old, comes across this tiny, freshly dead ghostling that reminds him a bit too much of himself when he first died. Like any good adult ghost, Danny's core immediately latches onto Jason's as his Son, and bada bing bada boom! Jason now has a ghost dad!
When Jason is resurrected, Danny is in complete distress and immediately goes running across dimensions to figure out where the HELL his baby went. When he finally finds him, Jason is no longer a scrawny little thing but a gigantic brick house of a crime lord with his very own haunt. They grow up so fast!
Jason apparently also has a ton of siblings. It doesn't matter that they aren't ghosts, Danny has decided that he is now the father of all the batkids. Cool! The only problem is... Batman.
What proceeds is the world's weirdest passive-aggressive custody battle as the two compete for the title of Best Dad. The batkids can't decide if Danny and Bruce genuinely despise each other or if they just really, really need to fuck and get the tension over with. Either way, the kids are reaping the rewards.
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sleepis4theweak · 8 months
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BDJSJWBEJE IDEA IDEA!!!
MILKSHAKE DOES THAT THING CATS DO WHEN BEING PLAYFUL, WHEN THE EYES GET ALL BIG!! 🐱🐱🐱🐱
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OH WAIT I LOVE THIS
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linisiane · 7 months
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I just KNOW the Don Quixote ballet would make a KILLER Drag King performance. LOOK AT THIS
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THE SERVE! THE PAUSES TO STRIKE A POSE
It's the showboating of male Tropical Birds combined with a parody of Chivalric Masculinity. The accentuated shoulders of the costume's silhouette! I'm more of a man than your boyfriend AND I'm doing ballet in tights!!!!
It's about the inherent irony in the performance of masculinity; it's baked into the character of Don Quixote LIKE I NEED THIS😭😭!!
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wouldvebeensweet · 2 months
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wait. what if she mashes up mary's song and timeless
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iamthecomet · 1 year
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Ghoul ideas, you say? I've got one for you- Imagine the Ghouls being on tour and being allowed to go to the fair that's happening within the city they are staying in. What rides would they go on? Would anyone dare to go on the rollercoaster? What kind of food would they get? Who would be the one to win all the games and the one who gets grumpy over being the loser in all the games? Would they go see the animals they keep in the barns during the fair? So many good ideas for this, I swear!
Ok I have a thousand ideas for this. But I'm going to start with ride headcanons. And come back for the rest later. <3 Dew will only go on the rides that look like they might kill him. It absolutely has to go high, or upside down, preferably both. And if it isn't rusted out, it's not as fun. Aether likes the Ferris Wheel best. He likes to look out over the darkened city and see all the pinpricks of light--signs of life. He lives for the quiet moments at the very top when the ride stops. Sunshine's favorite ride is the one that spins so fast you get stuck to the walls. She loves the way it feels like the world is crushing her, how lifting her hands away from the walls is a monumental task. Cirrus loves the swings. She feels weightless on them, caught in a summer breeze. If you can't find her--that's where she is. Feet kicking in the wind. Swiss' favorite is any free-fall ride. He lives for the anticipation before the drop. The way his breath is forced from his lungs when the world drops out from under him.
Mountain is not going on a ride and you cannot make him. You can find him sitting on a bench holding everyone else's stuff while they sprint off in different directions. Cumulus likes the teacups. She's notorious for controlling the spinner in the middle and making everyone else sick to their stomachs. Rain likes the ship. You know, the ones that swings back and forth? He has to sit in the front. He wants to feel the pull of gravity--that strange pause where it feels like the whole thing might go the wrong way, before it drops back down to safety. Bonus: Copia likes the carousel. I don't make the rules.
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beta-adjacent · 6 months
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Omegaverse but it’s mushrooms. More to follow.
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nepobabyeurydice · 10 months
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trials of apollo au where it’s hera whose turned mortal and everyone somehow hates her and understands her thoroughly and she and Meg have a full on aunt-niece relationship
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z-arcane · 5 months
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i feel like there's some nuance to be had about subcultures and the role of gatekeeping behaviour and the bogeyman-figure of the "gatekeepers". The perceived/actual wrongs of them are interesting. But also how they likely act to prevent adoption by the mainstream, which is a central goal for many subcultures, especially ones that regularly adopt those rejected by the mainstream.
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girlsmoonsandstars · 2 years
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I don't know how, but I think this weird recent uptick in content around relationships, setting boundaries, pop psychology, narcissism, toxic people, cutting off people, etc. and the extreme moralization of all issues through a lens of oppression in leftist politics, even where it does not apply, is somehow related. There's a rush to treat every individual's hurt feeling as a grand moral failing on the part of the other person.
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quino7 · 10 months
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Delinquent Au Yumitsu
Hah I get to make stuff up for her because she’s got like 3 chapters of content total.
She’s a highschool dropout, she quit once Tatara graduated. Him being one of the few people above her in the gang was the only thing keeping her at their school.
Her position as Tatara’s underling made her second in line to become boss right after him. This pisses off a lot of members because what self respecting delinquent is gonna be ruled over by a girl. There’d be much more of a fuss about it but their boss Eto is incredibly terrifying and very much a girl. And Yamori is really the only one to say anything about it, he’d never be able to act on it because on top of her being in a higher position, she also has the respect of the rest of the gang’s heavy hitters.
Her, Ayato, and possibly the Bin brothers make up Aogiri’s future second gen leadership. The bin brothers are an oddity, they’re a package deal so neither of them fit neatly into either generation with the older brother being the same age a their boss Eto while the other is still in school.
The reason nobody has really challenged her position is her incredible combat ability. She’s got a wooden sword that she carries around everywhere, and her capacity for violence is only eclipsed by Yamori
Despite all of that, Yumitsu is generally a nice person, she’s an older sister figure for Ayato that keep him in line. She lets him ride double with her and let’s him carry her precious sword when they go in groups. She also offers him the chance to crash at her apartment when he wants to get out of the house.
With all of that in mind she’s truly meant for the world they live in and she’s made quite a name for herself.
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brainrotdotorg · 11 months
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fun fact! if you fail the savoir faire check to get your cloak, volition panics that they're not holding up their end of the deal, and sends you into a panic attack about it as well!
now, given that this was prompted by another skill (half light? cannot remember) saying that you were about to die, we can assume that the pact was about harry about to kill himself (as well as volition's description outright stating he is for 'non-suicidal cops')
this pact could have happened just after 'i don't want to be this kind of animal anymore', with volition ranging from firm to desperate about harry's predicament before striking a deal that saves them all last moment. (side note. volition calls the necktie 'tie creature.' i love he) but consider an alternative
some theorise that harry's bender was not a suicide attempt but an attempt to be induce the amnesia. to do that you would need, among other things, echem's knowledge of substances...and volition's promise that it would be worth it.
i think it would be an interesting way to construe echem and v's relationship
OH. OHHHHHH THIS IS FUCKING INTERESTING........
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sleepis4theweak · 6 months
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INDIE ANIMATIONS YOU SHOULD WATCH
Murder Drones
Lackadaisy
helluva boss
hazbin hotel
Far fetched
I love all of these and they’re amazing and if you’re looking for indie stuff here’s a nice list! I bet they’re is more but these are the ins I’m watching right now
enjoy!!
IVE BEEN HOARDING THIS LIST SO THAT I CAN WATCH-
THANK YOU FOR THE RECS <3 <3 <3
Ive watched Helluva Boss and (the pilot of) Hazbin Hotel!! I really have to watch these other ones tho... THANKS AGAIN FOR THE RECS!!! I will definitely update when I do watch them hehehhhehe <3 <3 <3
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kalluzeb4later · 1 year
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Writing Kalluzeb Every Day for a Year - Day 16(ish)
Idea: (How could I not write SOMETHING about THIS!!!!! Thank you @gettiregretti you bless us, and SORRY IT'S NOT FINISHED. I had to run to meet with friends real quick but I wanna come back tot his one)
Karabast, he was here again!
That really eye catching courtesan with the facial hair, ridiculously distracting body, and even MORE ridiculously distracting outfits.
And what an outfit THIS time. From behind he was wearing a very long sleeved high cut top with gold chains draping one end from one upper arm to the other behind the back, pants that were being held up with nothing but "hope" because there was no way the thin straps on the lower hip cut outs were holding them on and the two parts of fabric that came up to just under the navel were decorated with metal "buckles" but no belt. Unless there was some anti-grav tech in the gold on his "pants" there was just no damn way those could should stay put. His signature gloves were still in place, as usual.
Of all things to have a signature look why gloves? And why those gloves, they covered his hands about as much as his outfits did.
Regardless, this didn't bode well for Zeb. He knew how to focus on a mission, he could do this, it would be fine, but after Kanan pointed out his fascination with the guy the other day he couldn't help being self-conscious and...well... distracted by his own distraction.
Why did Kanan have to point it out? Just WHY?
Zeb tried to focus back on his drink but he caught the courtesan's movement out of the corner of his eye and the change of color and just had to know what the rest of his outfit looked like and ASHLA his TITS ARE OUT!
And what a sight to behold, all those muscles rolling and rippling like planes of an untouched field planet. It was probably superficial muscle, for looking good, but... damn did it look good.
Also, his hair is slicked back and he has a slightly angry expression on his face. Sure he kept up the spacey-pretty-thing face up but there was definitely a closeness of the brows that hinted at some hidden anger.
Shame about the hair. Zeb has seen him with his hair free all the time. This was a new look and... it worked but he preferred the look from before.
He thought running his fingers through it would feel like butter or silk.
The courtesan's anger sharpened suddenly...directly at Zeb.
Uh oh, he'd been caught staring.
The Courtesan put his drink down hard and strode towards Zeb.
"You, Lasat!" he said loudly, getting everyone's attention.
Zeb ears dipped, not sure what to do about this sudden aggression. He should apologize, of course, and he was sorry for staring but this much anger seemed... a bit much.
Does this guy NOT expect to be stared at?!
The human stood firm about a pace from Zeb, fist clenched and his other hand beckoning Zeb toward him. "Face me!"
... WHAT!?
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linisiane · 3 months
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cognitive science/phil class.
consciousness is not a separate experience. thus, things that imitate gain consciousness as they do it. memes are things that can be imitated. meditation is the act of experience outside of memes/consciousness.
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henrysglock · 11 months
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God there’s. Something that rattles about Will “‘I’m not gonna hurt you’/‘They hurt me, that upset him’” Byers vs the burning and the soldiers being killed off vs Henry “‘No, no. Why would you be in trouble?’/Visibly upset by 002’s electrocution” Creel vs the guards being killed off.
But there’s also something about the banishment and El closing the gate, and something about El killing that demodog at the Byers’ place/El closing the gate being the reason all the other demodogs who were attacking her died.
Something about “they’re still with me, in here” and the demodogs supposedly still being juveniles/children vs the massacre killing styles sometimes not lining up with Vecna.
Something about “002 and the others are going to attempt to kill you, and Papa will allow it happen” vs Henward supposedly killing all those kids and Brenner being the “victim”.
Something about eldritch thrumming and direct shot-for-shot Brenner paralleling. Something about Tangled and Splice both being on the movie board. Something about absorption side effects and “radio waves that can kill people” and [eldritch thrumming]/[sinister snarling], Brenner being part demogorgon and Will recognizing him in the desert.
There’s something in there I can feel it but my brain’s mush rn.
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iamthecomet · 1 year
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Ghoul ideas you say? I’ve been thinking about Aether wearing too-big pajama pants that fall down and show his tummy and the top of his boxers, and the others just going crazy over it. Also Cumulus crocheting (I may have a wip of this as a vehicle for porn 👀). And Dew’s little thighs jiggling while he gets fucked. Also Swiss and Aether shotgunning. That’s it. That’s the thought. I am brain vomiting in your inbox rn -A
oh shit. OH FUCK. Ok, I’m picking one of these, and I’m coming back for the rest later. <3  Why can’t Aether just pick out pants that fit him?  Not that Mountain’s complaining. Usually a view like this is a welcome distraction from the general monotony of life in the ministry.  But today? Right now?  Sister Imperator has decided to reprimand the lot of them for something Dew probably did while they pick at their breakfasts and try to look appropriately remorseful.  And Mountain is trying to listen--really.  But Aether’s leaning against the cabinets just off to the side of Sister. He has his arms crossed over his bare chest, legs crossed at the ankles as he leans back. His pajama pants are at least a size too big. Mountain expects this kind of shit from Dew who seems incapable of wearing his own clothes. But Aether? Where did he even find them.  They’ve slipped low. Revealing the softness of his hips, the shape of his stomach. Mountain digs his fingers into his thighs. Sunshine was telling him the other day about this thing Humans have--cuteness agression--he thinks he’s caught it. Because all he can think about is sinking his teeth into the swell of Aether’s belly.  He wants to dig his fingers into Aether’s hips so hard they leave bruises. He wants to-- Aether catches his eye. He smiles, slow and knowing. Mountain feels his cheeks heat. His pants feel unreasonably tight all of a sudden and he needs to stop looking and start plotting an escape plan. Aether unfolds his arms, he grabs the side of each pant leg and tugs the pants down just another inch or two, revealing the top of his boxers, and the way they press into him. Mountain jolts, the force of it jostles the table and almost sends Dew’s coffee crashing to the floor.  “What the fuck?” Dew growls.  Aether laughs, low and rough, and Mountain is never going to be able to leave this room. He’s going to be hard for the rest of eternity.  “Have you even been listening to a word I’ve said?” Sister asks, and Mountain knows better than to lie--she’ll just make him repeat back what she last said, and the only thing that’s been in his brain for the last ten minutes has been Aether.  “I’m sorry, Sister.”  “I guess I’ll just have to start over then.” 
There’s a collective groan from around the table. From his spot just behind Sister, Aether winks. 
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