#clown brigade

[hotmess-exe]

"MY life has gotten marginally better or been unaffected under the current administration, so give the Democrats YOUR vote"

that's what y'all sound like. fuckin entitled. or do none of y'all actually believe in one person, one vote lol

just say that other people's problems, well-being, stability, and dignity is secondary to your fucking comfort under the status quo.

if things are "better under Biden" for you to such an extent that you feel entitled to other people's fucking votes, I got news for ya — you were probably fine under Trump too 🙃

#all i hear is #give me your vote #GIVE me your vote — and im not talking about from politicians #your ass is so excited to vote for a warmonger and a genocidal liar #which every us president has been to some degree bc that's the real face of america #ok then you and YOUR vote can vote for biden #bitching about leftists abstaining to vote blue this election is just y'all crying over the consequences #of demanding support from the demographics you clearly DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT #while loudly proclaiming and proving that you do not give a fuck about them lmao #mess #clown brigade #fuck biden #make a real argument please lmao #i have read and heard them all and they always boil down to this fucking bullshit #y'all pretend there's no nuance to ppl not voting this cycle but pretend theres nuance to #vote blue no matter who #lmao ok #i aint even old yet and im too old for this shit

[unnamednarrat0r]

affirmations for clowns

#the clown brigade will persevere #saxteen #tensimm #simm!master #doctor who #14th doctor

[arotechno]

no more posts about why aspec people belong at pride. no more threads explaining how aromanticism and asexuality are queer. we belong at pride because we do and we are queer because we are.

i'm not going to waste my time presenting my case for why i should be "included" in my own community. i'm just gonna do what i want.

#op #not tagging this extra bc i don't want the clown brigade in my notes #all respect to people who take the time to make those posts but #you are more patient than me. #and we shouldn't have to explain

[quickhacked]

prettyboy (space edition)

#cyberpunk 2077 #sc:cassidy #nuclearocs #nuclearscreencaps #katsigian #userredacted #usersteelport #rbs encouraged <3 #these are old but also i like them he looks very pretty in these and i love heem #what's cassidy doing in space you ask. don't worry about it. it's also 2081 btw. if you even care #i've written only three chapters of the fic for him and seb and that's in 2077. there's. there's so much lore #anyway hiii cassidy is sosoososooso important. to me #i know i haven't talked about him as much as the clown brigade but he's in my brain at all times

[suenitos]

shoutout my coffee haters #dream

#he fucking gets it. #the ppl who clowned on him/tried to cancel him for that should ROTTTTTTTT along with the banana pudding brigade.

[heleneplays]

RELICS DISCORD EMOJIS MY BELOVED...

FINALLY. after like. *checks discord* HOLY SHIT. literally 2 years??? i finally finished them ALLLLLL <3

anyway. THEM:

#meow meow meow meow #LOVE THAT FOR ME #personal.txt #mod lee speaks stuff #spillane clown brigade #relics of the lost age #relics series #relics series my beloved #fan art #my art #lee draws #lee draws stuff

[chalabrun]

Hashirama’s political marriage to Mito was to strengthen Leaf as a new military village. I get it that the serious lovers of hashisaku pairing, who’re under the impression that this could actually work (’cause Sakura was robbed in Canon; she’s always duking robbed!), aren’t all that bright, but Hashirama tossing aside the wife he took in for political reasons for Sakura ... is one of the most idiotic things I’ve ever heard. What would Sakura offer to him compared to Mito? Nothing. And Tobirama? He was probably ... gay or completely asexual. Why would Sakura interest him? She’s completely ordinary, and she possesses no talent to invent nor any natural ability for him to study. She isn’t even remotely prodigious to even mildly interest him.

So, let me get this straight... You see fit to pick a fight with the shipper of a harmless rarepair, why, again? A ship that barely makes a blip on the Founders' side of the fandom's radar, just to bandwagon the same shit Sakura-anti's have been peddling for years? Aside from the fact that your argument is the most tired bullshit in existence, I'm going to state it over in case it's not getting through your thick skull:

The ship on places like tumblr or twitter are tagged. On Ao3, it's tagged. Instead of bitching and moaning about a ship you could easily avoid, you could block the tags and move on. It's not fucking rocket science. If you go out of your way to seek it, that's a you-issue, not that of us shippers.

Secondly, why is it the Founders' fandom only gets possessive of Hashirama when shipping him with Sakura is involved? From what I've seen, you all are happy to shit on Hashi's character for miles around, belittling him as a dumb idiot who can't function without his brother as if he wasn't the most powerful shinobi in the fucking series, who was a charismatic military leader capable of bringing even his clan's sworn and ancient enemies under the fold to unite in a revolutionary village that was his idea in the first place? But no, unless it's convenient, he's either dumb as a rock or people hamfist one-dimensional yandere tropes to make his brother or Madara look like poor little meow-meows.

And don't even get me started on how ya'll treat Hashimito, let alone Mito. 'Political marriage', where? Show me irrevocable proof that Hashimito was only a political marriage, that Hashirama didn't grow to love and cherish his wife with time. I mean, fuck's sake, this pairing was the blueprint for ships like Dantsu, Minakushi, and Naruhina, but instead your reductive take was that it was just for political gain? Or how she's the awful, bad lady who gets in the way of pairings like Hashimada (even if smart people polyship them, but I guess I'm not one of them, according to you).

Again with the headcanons. Show me complete and utter proof that a manga with heteronormative endgame ships that Tobirama was gay or asexual. (And don't bring SNS into the mix when Kishi literally based them off his relationship with his twin brother, you naughty incest shippers! /s)

Oh, but the horror of shipping him with Sakura! In a horrible, terrible ship that barely has 50 fics to its name! Won't someone think of the poor Hashimada shippers who have almost ~2k fics on Ao3? Or Tobimada that blitzes well past it when Tobisaku has barely 120? Goodness gracious, someone save them!

I mean, who can ever think of shipping the poor Senju bros with a woman who didn't even exist in their era, who is usually transplanted via Genswap or time travel AU's? In fanworks that absolutely affect canon! Wow, she's such a threat! I mean, gosh, she's just soooo useless with how she became the strongest kunoichi in the Leaf, the greatest med-nin in the world after her master's retirement, who was so gosh-darn useless as the heroine! I mean, it's not like she could mesh well with Hashirama who's stated to have healing abilities greater than Tsunade! Oh, they'd never get along. And I bet she'd never get her foot through the door with Tobirama, especially since Sakura's expertise with biomedical sciences would grate so much against his own expertise in similar fields! And the fact that they share similar values just wouldn't do! Y'know, since their shared morals and desire to protect humanity and the village just wouldn't work! Awful, just awful.

Also... why on earth do you assume Tobirama would want to boink a test subject? I don't know about you, but that sounds awfully belittling despite how high of an esteem you hold for you him, supposedly. So what if she isn't test subject-worthy? I don't know about you, but I sure as hell wouldn't want to fuck someone I'm about to cut into, but that's just me. (And for the love of gods, don't bring Tobimada into this. Saying that every Tobimada shipper sees this as the sole reason they ship it is, again, pretty damn insulting to them lmao--)

Besides that, Sakura has invented jutsu before, my dear, pea-brained friend. She created Cherry Blossom Impact, drastically expanded on chakra-enhanced strength in the novels, devised the Delicate Illness Extraction Technique, a chakra radar, among others. But, again, if you dilute your reasons for shipping a pairing based on how much jutsu they've invented, who's being shallow here, exactly? The way I see it, Tobirama would want to be with someone intelligent who is strong enough to protect the village and who shares similar values as him. Why would he care about arbitrary things like how much he could experiment on? He's not Dr. Frankenfurter, please.

And even if people ship them because they self-insert in Sakura and want to ship her because she's the heroine and some rando, Founder or otherwise, is hot, who cares? This is fucking fandom. Shipping isn't activism or a career, and sure as hell doesn't add anything to canon except enjoyment in the fanbase. It's 2022 and it's too late in Naruto's existence to care about intellectual quandaries surrounding shipping, of all things. If you do, then good lord--see a therapist. Get a different hobby outside of fandom, it sounds like you need it.

But, thanks for being an amusing waste of time. I'll be sure to reflect on this when I continue writing my Foundersaku stories, buh-bye!

#sakura haruno #haruno sakura #tobirama senju #hashirama senju #hashisaku #tobisaku #my asks #my meta #wee-woo wee-woo here comes the butthurt brigade! #way to be the clown who takes canon this seriously #wish i could be as boring as the rest of you

[sugarhillpark]

seeing popular blogs on here praise the barricade brigade for streaming or defend them (because ‘my friends simply would not do those things that like 700 people across the globe have complained about them doing because I know them personally, so’) is just like

this fandom is pretty amazing. like my expectations are on the ground and people will just roll up their 50 setlists into little shovels and dig under them. imagine being the kind of clout chasing brats who fight for barrier every night at every show in a huge tour so that other people who get that opportunity once have a lesser opportunity, being nasty, physically aggressive, ableist dicks about it to the point where you reduce multiple people to tears and hundreds of strangers across several contintents are angry with you, and THEN that’s not good enough you wanna try to gaslight them as well. like ‘no babes, that didn’t happen. to any of you. we’re all so nice and you’re literally ALL liars. okay thx! xo’. like a high school bully fucked a clown and had the world’s specialist brigade of babies, jesus

#barricade brigade #mcr #ableism #clown school shit #on the dunes tour too #loved sitting at my shows and being unaware of how y'all affected other people's experience until later #but honestly people have gotta start caring about people being dicks more than they care about streams of gerard's taint

[405blazeitt]

71 grader nord kjendis s14e12

#soy watches 71gnk #he just wanted to eat his chocolate and make a few jokes and somehow it became a whole thing ahahaa #team nordkapp is a clown brigade (i say with affection)

[themagical1sa]

Genuinely keep forgetting you're twenty

You're 17 to me. Maybe 18

Teen 🫵

I also keep forgetting my own age and keep thinking I'm fifteen tho. so

I am once again clocked younger than I actually am

it do be like that sometimes bestie

#one time i took a mental age test and it said i was fourteen #some older adults in my life have commented that i look more like a 16-19 y/o #you are not alone in thinking i'm teenage-coded HAHAHAHAHSFJKSHDHK #ig that keeps me in the server teen clown brigade LOL

[devilsskettle]

every self-aware meta-slasher piece of media is just not for me and i think i need to accept that and stop trying to get into films and books i know will bore and annoy me in the hopes that i’ll find slasher-related media that actually has something interesting to say about the genre

#i’m trying to read my heart is a chainsaw because i really liked the same author’s novella the clown brigade #but i just don’t think i can get into it #part of the problem is just not liking the main character as a character tbh #but the constant movie references is annoying to me. and that’s like the premise of the book lol it’s 100% necessary to the storytelling #it’s not Bad or anything it’s just not for me #which is ironic because that’s probably how people feel about me irl. just silently praying i’ll shut up about slasher movies for 2 minutes

[hotmess-exe]

aight everybody stfu for a few hours

trump is selling NFTs and i need my dash to be posts mocking this RTFN

#trump cards #its so good #it's a scam mama #clown brigade #trump nfts

[holdmyhopeinyourhands]

Welp Argentina centered their team around 35 year old Messi and won a fucking World Cup. And Barcelona a couple ucls. That’s why psg doesn’t have nothing and never will. Other than oil money of course but history and glory can’t be bought

Remember when you all made Messi cry, sent him off to money money money team and then patted yourself on the back after traumatizing the fuck out of him and wasting the 200+millions we gave you? Yeah, at least we aren't doing that to him. And if you lot want money so bad you just have to ask jeeeez. I'm sure we fan shake a money tree in our backyard for you, just bring a basket.

Hm, by the way, I wonder who won the last world cup and nearly won this recent one as well.... Kylian? Are you sure? Oh wow. Facinating

#football #psg #football ask #ask #clown ask #anon #the clown brigade has found me

[honeyandpumpkins]

this is a seriously frustrating take. the overturning of roe v wade was won by the right in 2016 when they elected a president who would later go on to appoint 3 of the 5 judges who voted to overturn roe. democrats in the white house and in congress have no immediate control over what scotus does. this tweet seems to imply that voting democrat is pointless, but in actuality voting democrat could have prevented this from happening at all.

#abortion #reproductive rights #politics #david sirota and liz bruenig? the clown brigade has arrived

[quickhacked]

um. cheesed to meet you?

#personal #nuclearwips #there's so much cyberware missing here but. them =^) #clown brigade for the WIN am i right ladies!!!!!!! #the finished piece is gonna be so tasty. i prommy #cato is so fun i love her so much. babygirl. baby

[luzng]

#mimo #fire brigade #bomberos #gameplay #gta v #clown #fight #LUZ NG