#football ask

[percervall]

40. Put together your dream XI.

(bonus if one’s for playing, one’s for filthy reasons) 🤭

Hokay *cracks knuckles*

A team that I think could win the lot (these choices are... chaos)

Alisson Becker Andy Robertson Virgil van Dijk Ibrahima Konate Conor Bradley Alexis Mac Allister Julian Brandt Marcos Llorente Diogo Jota Antoine Griezmann Son Heung-Min

Sexiest team (guess this is even more chaotic. we'd win fuck all but at least we'd stun the opposition) Jan Oblak Daniel Agger Sergio Ramos Mats Hummels Jesus Navas Leon Goretzka Rodrigo De Paul Thiago Alcantara Fernando Torres Dusan Vlahovic

Send me a number!

#ask #ivy asks #football ask #this was so hard

[holdmyhopeinyourhands]

How is it possible to let a 21-year-old player who his playinh his first world cup take the first penalty? How come they didn't put Neymar to beat the decisive penalty. So much stupidity together

You're right. If they wanted Neymar to take the fifth pen DON'T MAKE A 21 YEAR OLD WHO'S NEVER TAKEN A PEN BEFORE TAKE A DECISIVE PENALTY ON HIS BIGGEST WORLD STAGE MATCH YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING HEATHENS!!!!!!!! WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO PULL OFF A SOUTHGATE! STOP IT!

#brazil nt #wc 22 #football #football ask #ask #anon #preach anon #preach

[piotr-zielinski]

@footballandshit

Line up: ability to connect with the team. I hate players who play for themselves. Also sometimes it's not that they don't want, but it doesn't work, and I just think it's better for all parties to change team then, like Ciro Immobile with BVB.

Coaching: I think Kloppo, because he made me fall in love with BVB. Changed my views about Germans for the better a lot. And while I was mourning him leaving Bees, I prayed he would go to LFC, and he did! It was one in the life time football things that went really well for me, and all my hopes I had for LFC came true, when he came :) But I also have huuuuge respect for Cholo Simeone. The fact that for the last 10 years Atleti is always in top 3 in the league is unbelievable for me. Outstanding work.

Trikot: If had to choose only one, then this from Pescara:

But I also love this Napoli one:

I love bats and the design is amazing!

And for some reason I really like LFC 2012/13 3rd kit:

Thanks for ask :)

#football ask

[acrazybayernfan]

Hey! <3 do fans, penalty and coaching for the ask game!

Hello my dear ! <333

Fans : Are you more a supporter of a club or of a player ?

I am a club fan even though I started as a player fan (looking at you Manuel Neuer).

Coaching : Who is your favorite manager and why ?

Hansi Flick, nothing unexpected here but my admiration for him isn't only linked to the treble. Hansi has materialized my ideal football, the football I always dreamed of seeing was suddenly here before my eyes and it was even better than everything I imagined. During these two years with him at Bayern, they're wasn't one game that I didn't liked, one game that wasn't interesting, one game were I didn't learned something or didn't felt something and I will for ever be grateful to him for that.

Penalty : What is the most extraordinary thing you have seen during a game ?

Pep deciding to sub off the only central defender that we had during the second leg of the round of 16 against Juve in 2016 to make us play with a back four Bernat-Alaba-Kimmich-Lahm and this is what made us won !!! It was truly insane !

#thank you so much for the ask bestie #football ask #ask

[assromarquinhos]

Bestie have you read about the juventus drama??!!

Yessssss!!!!! The entire board resigning. The drama, the defrauding, the civil court. Oh it's so juicy. Leave it up to dear old juventus to commit crimes that turn their club on it's head😭😭🤧. I love how I can point and laugh at then. Please give me more!!!!

#mutual ask #ask #football ask

[callisteios]

i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like

#that's my guarentee #ignore the quiz description #features some of my favourite characters. eg. ianthe tridentarius. jaws. sonny!dog day afternoon. nicolas cage. kendall roy. hope this help #im not going to tag every fandom that's rude #uquiz #quiz #personality quiz #mine #i don't know why i put the sport question i hate the sport question. #wasted like half a day asking stupid questions like 'do we think vriska serqet would prefer football or hockey'

[wispscribbles]

do you think like. when ghost and soap were kids they competed in like some kind of sport? I’m trying to think of sports they have in Europe.

yeah idk jus a little thought I had. Johnny seems like the kind of child to play rugby. what other sports are there in Europe?

I keep thinking abt American football. I would play rugby if I could (I can’t)

I think Soap canonically played football (soccer) ! I love that for him. As for Ghost, I doubt his parents would pay for any lessons or hobbies. Does getting into fights count as a sport? I do have a headcanon that he was interested in ballet, but never told a living soul

#ask #Chloe-is-slightly-epic #hi Chloe!!! #ghostsoap #my art #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #cod fanart #doodle #ghostsoap kid au #young Simon who loves ballet is very near and dear to me #could also see him as a gymnast tho #if soap didn’t actually play football in canon then I’ve completely tricked myself into believing that #it’s canon To Me

[sissa-arrows]

Did you see how France just banned its Muslim players from celebrating Ramadan if they are called to represent the National Team, as in if a player is fasting and they want to play, they are forced to stop...

They do it every year. I remember when I was a child it wasn’t an issue at all players could fast or not it was their business only and France judged them on their performances only. But France keeps getting more and more racist so now it’s suddenly a problem.

There’s also a rule for local clubs during official games saying that the referees are NOT allowed to stop the game for the players to break their fast and if they do it there will be sanctions. Regarding fasting when you’re only in a local club technically you are allowed to do so BUT coaches often refuse to let the footballers play as a punishment when they do fast.

#france #islamophobia #ask #football

[saprozoicworm]

i truly love the loser boy energy your stan radiates. what a guy.

im glad he radiates loser energy,, that means im doing my job correctly

#my favorite dnd dork football fan guitar playing loser #ask #south park #stan marsh

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 173

Danny might have made a mistake. On one hand, thankfully, his class hasn’t realized he’s Phantom, which is good. On the other hand, he’s somehow become their arms dealer after maybe, just maybe er, being done with Skulker’s shit when he was just trying to do his test and er… maybe beating him to a pulp. As Danny Fenton. 

Well, the good news is apparently everyone now thinks that he doesn’t fight back lest he accidentally snap someone’s spine. Which is honestly kind of nice to not have to deal with the harassment anymore. 

How has he become the fenton technology arms dealer though?! Legitimately, he has no idea how it happened except for sleep deprivation and someone mentioning how one of the places that they might be going to for the field trip was Gotham. 

At least everyone has their weapons and knows how to use them when some sort of clown-masked people decide to break into the mall and attempt to take them hostage. So. He guess he can’t complain, and at least he got food that doesn’t come alive in exchange. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #”Remember to ignore the fact that Fenton is definitely ecto contaminated we don’t want the GiW to find out” #Paulina quite likes her ecto-claw gauntlets that look like gloves #Mikey with a creep stick: Dash I need you to throw me like a football #No one wants to ask who gave Sam a bazooka even when they know Fenton definitely didn’t #Which he didn’t she brought her own actually #Definitely wasn’t going to use it to bribe Harley to meet Poison Ivy #Lancer has given up on controlling his class #As long as there’s little to no property damage he’s fine #The tour guide is gobsmacked while he's standing there reading a book & the kids go feral #”Where did you say you’re from again ...?” #No one is going to be able to get near Danny if the class has any say #This is THEIR ecto-contaminated weapons dealer thank you very much

[pineappical]

would calling this something like "the sun to his earth" be a little bit too cliche? maybe...

#ted lasso #ted lasso fanart #tedependent #trent crimm #ted x trent #I JUST GAHH!! GAAAHH!!! I HAVE MANY FEELINGS ABOUT THEM!!!!! #pn.art #YEAH IM NOT IMMUNE TO THE SUN/MOON WHATEVER THEHELL :/ #since i probably wont be able to draw what i have in mind rn id just say it now. i have this thought about stars on the ceiling and how ted #and trent grew up with different fathers. how ted had a loving dad who he wished he told him more how much he meant to ted #and trent's father being more strict. wanting him to be something else. a stronger man. someone who played football. and how glow in the #dark stars is just a core part to many kids' childhoods and how ted probably had them and trent didnt #IDK.. IDK IM THINKING ABOUT IT... im making zero sense and this is a thought that goes nowhere but i just love the imagery of it all SNIFFS #something something ted and trent being two people who didnt want to be like their fathers but in very different ways but also so similar #enough that theyll definitely buy their own kids glow in the dark stars if they asked #IM LOSING MY MIND RN. HELLO. ANYWAYS.... #EDIT: WHY DOES TUMBLR LOVE REMOVING TH E FINAL LETTER IN SOME OF THESE TAGS

[fredwkong]

There's just something hot about unintended consequences when it involves reality changes.

Used astral projection to possess this quarterback of a bully to teach him a lesson, didn't expect for him to have some sort of magic from someone else that makes me stuck in him...

The longer I'm trapped in him, controlling him, it was too easy to notice reality changing as well. First day, no one remembered my true form existing. The next, I can feel his personality merging with me!

Sounds like you’ve made a bit of a mistake. Still, it isn’t so bad. After all, you’re the quarterback now, the king of your campus. If you absorb your bully’s sports skills, you might even be able to make millions as a pro player.

At first, you try to cozy up with your old friends, but they’re wary of their former bully’s friendliness. You also can’t help but find their interests sort of boring. I mean, who actually cares about shit like Genshin Impact when you could do an extra workout instead? Before long, you start making shitty comments about your old buddies and, eventually, go back to ignoring them, just like a jock should.

As your bully’s memories mix with yours, his past mingles imperceptibly with yours, and you find yourself hanging out with your teammates. Yeah, they’re not the brightest, but you don’t have a 4.0 GPA these days, either. You’d much rather blow off your classes and toss a pigskin around the quad shirtless. Hopefully, you get the chance to toss it near some hot soccer or swim team guy so you can stumble into him and ask him out.

As your sex drives combine, you’re absolutely stunned to discover that your bully was at least as much of a fag as you. He thought he was an exclusive top, but you quickly discover just how sensitive his hole is. Before long, if you aren’t taking some jock cock while wearing your cleats, you almost need a plug rubbing against your prostate.

Life's pretty good now, huh? You can barely remember the kind of lame nerd you used to be.

#male transformation #mental change #answered ask #male tf #reality change #dumber tf #merge tf #possession tf #jockification #football tf #bottom tf #all fwkong

[holdmyhopeinyourhands]

Makhy. I have an audacious question but I ask it not to shade or mock but to genuinely have your opinion. I dont know if I’ve just been reading too much toxic shit so it’s been weighing on my mind lately. Do you think Messi ruined PSG? It breaks my heart to ask this really as I’m a huge Messi fan but I guess it’s safe to say his time with Paris has not lived up to what we imagined it to be. I get so protective of him (lol i dont even know why cause he’s like a millionaire) and sometimes all I read from PSG fans is that Messi is the reason for their downfall. As a Messi fan, I think I’ve been spoiled to never had the experience of fans wishing my fave would leave their club. I never had that experience with Barcelona. With Argentina, it was a little more complicated especially between 2014-2018 but I think the global love for Messi helped muffle the negativity of Argentines who wanted to stone him. But with PSG? It’s like everybody and their mama wants him out and hates him and blames him for their club’s current state. So this experience has really been wild to me as I find myself for the first time dealing with vitriol comments from fans who want him out of their club. 😩 This sounds really corny. But like I take it so personally. Lmaoooo I sound so pathetic. I just wish his time with Paris had been better. Wish there wasnt as much drama and toxicity. Today, I know already they will get humiliated and the thought of Messi being the face of this defeat again kills me.

I hope you are doing well Makhy. I miss you talking about football but honestly I dont blame you for taking a step back from it. It’s all so toxic these days especially with PSG. It’s become a blame game lately. Fortunately for me, I also follow a bit of F1 because of Lewis and I’m excited this season. I think whatever happens with Lewis and Merc this year, I’m just going to enjoy his presence and racing. I think watching Seb last season taught me that.

We are really watching our sporting heroes age and retire huh? It feels so overwhelming as they have defined so much of my childhood. Seeing them grow old and in the final years of their career makes me emotional. When I watch Messi play football, I still feel like a little girl. And now he’s at the age of his finals years playing elite football and I’m old. It’s cruel but also funny how time flies and suddenly we are all older.

Hello my sweetest darling. You may ask for I shall answer. Personally I've wanted Messi out of this club too. Not because I didn't like him or because he's my favorite player but because the dawning horror of knowing he doesn't 'fit' has been overwhelming. It's weirdly complicated and depressing looking at the situation from a Messi admirer but not exactly a die hard fan's perspective. When he originally was supposed to sign with us I was both super excited because wtf wow and wary because I didn't think it was such a good idea. We had so many holes in our team, Messi 100% didn't want to be here if he had any other options and our team had just gotten rid of our captain who was one of the most loyal players in the club because they felt he was getting too old. All in all, this was a ticking time bomb waiting to go off. Add the Kylian situation, the neybappe strife and Kylian choosing to stay which earned him our undying loyalty and you have whatever psg is now.

Honestly, when the season first started and these idiots performed so well I nearly cried in relief because fuck, thank God it all worked out. Maybe things will calm down now, but nop, I was wrong and now here we are, disarrayed, disjointed, at each other's throat.

Messi doesn't belong here. It's not his fault and he's doing everything he can. He's working his ass off but the fans are always going to choose Kylian and I can't blame them for it. Whether Kylian chooses to leave in the end, he is Parisian and he's spent seven years here. He didn't have to, but he did and that means the world to psg, to us. But Messi is Messi. He is a living breathing legend and it fucking hurts seeing people turn on him and blame him. I was fine with it when he was at barca and we were playing them but he's here now. Doesn't he deserve some level of respect? Some kindness? So what if he didn't want to leave Barca. That was his home, who can blame him. But he's working hard now. He's here. So while he is, why hate him? Just appreciate the literal best player in the world while we have him.

On the other hand, so many Messi fans migrated to psg with him and honestly the obnoxiousness of some fans has driven the psg fans nuts so I can also see why they're lashing out. When every good thing the team does is attributed to Messi when our other players (especially Mbappe) are tributing equally as much if not more, I too have my shackles rising. Truth is, we don't need Messi. Not like Argentina did, not like Barca did. We would have been a clown club with or without him and dealing with loyal (only) Messi supporters who want us to act like the sun rises and falls with him is draining so yeah, I can also see why for that reason fans might want him to just leave.

In the end, I guess Messi is to you guys what Totti was to me and all roma fans. If Totti had been forced out of Roma and had to play for Man city or something I would be furious if they didn't appreciate him. I would be pissed if they acted like he was no big deal and wanted him to leave. Because fuck that, he is a legend, he is my legend and if we could have kept him we would so how dare they. So yeah, it's a redicuously stupidly complicated situation and it's so exhausting it makes me almost burst into tears because I came here to watch my idiot boys run around after a stupid ball and this is not what I signed up for.

Fans from both sides should just stop talking and enjoy a team (terrible as they are right now) that will never be see the likes of again, play togher. If they can do that, I think this fandom experience will be a lot more enjoyable. Til then, I'm just gonna stay on the way side supporting my circus quietly and staying out of the discord because it's frankly tiring and I can't anymore.

Also *hugs* I know how it feels to watch your legends retire so I'm here whenever you wanna rant and rave about your favs babe<3 And let me live in my delusional world pretending Lewis is immortal and will never retire, eeeeeeever. As for f1 in general, I swear if merc don't give Lewis a winning car this season I'm officially done with sports and will probantly drive off a cliff T_T

#psg #football #football ask #ask #anon #man this was long #guess I had a lot of thoughts on this

[piotr-zielinski]

Matchday : On average how many games do you watch per week ?

Kick-off: How did you start liking football ?

Legend : Do you have an idol or at list a player from the past that you admire or respect ?

Matchday: tough one, kinda depends how often in a wekk my teams play, but let's say on average 4. It varies a lot, and when my teams play at the same time, I often switch, so it's hard to say precisely.

Kick off: I was casual watcher, like wasn't really caring, but then Poland qualified to WC 2006, and I decided to watch some. I knew after first game we lost to Ecuador we are not making it out of group and decided to cheer for Italy, only because I really, really like pasta. And then Italy won xD So that's how I got more involved in international football. Club football was because there was Nando in Euro 2008, and well. Who wouldn't want to watch him?

Legend: I used to love Ronaldinho, because he was for me the definition of "joy". The only player I believed that played only because he loved it. But he turned out to be a clown... Players I never watched but I have huuuge respect is Kenny Dalglish. I've read recently that after Hillsborough he was attending all funerals he could, and that made me love him more, and glad he is our club legend. But my idol" will always be Nando. The way he loves Atleti is just everything <3

Thanks for the ask!

#football ask

[acrazybayernfan]

final whistle & golden goal for your ask game!!

(i love that you came up with yozr own omg!! brb i will reblog it)

Oh thank you my dear Luna ❤️ I'm so grateful I you appreciate it.

Final Whistle : What do you like the most in football ?

It's beauty. It's emotional, rational and visual beauty. The emotional beauty because of the feelings and the passion that it generate in people, the fascinating beauty of the decision making by the players and coaches, it is intelligence in action, intelligence in motion; the visual beauty of, not only seeing attractive men and women run after a ball, but also of the movements of the players and the ball, sometimes football looks like a ballet to me.

Golden-goal :  If you had to imagine an ideal goal what would it be ?

It would be this action from Ajax against Juventus in 2019 :

Followed by a dummies to let the ball go to the striker that only have to push it into the net because he is perfectly positioned.

#thank you so so so much #I hope that somehow what I'm saying makes some sort of sense #sending love ❤️ #ask #football ask

[assromarquinhos]

Ghana still had a good first half tho 🥴✊🏻 also loved that first refused goal

Saaaaame. Also they never gave up and I'm super proud of them for it. They'll get their shot again.

#ghana nt #football #wc 22 #football ask #ask