#while loudly proclaiming and proving that you do not give a fuck about them lmao

[hotmess-exe]

"MY life has gotten marginally better or been unaffected under the current administration, so give the Democrats YOUR vote"

that's what y'all sound like. fuckin entitled. or do none of y'all actually believe in one person, one vote lol

just say that other people's problems, well-being, stability, and dignity is secondary to your fucking comfort under the status quo.

if things are "better under Biden" for you to such an extent that you feel entitled to other people's fucking votes, I got news for ya — you were probably fine under Trump too 🙃

#all i hear is #give me your vote #GIVE me your vote — and im not talking about from politicians #your ass is so excited to vote for a warmonger and a genocidal liar #which every us president has been to some degree bc that's the real face of america #ok then you and YOUR vote can vote for biden #bitching about leftists abstaining to vote blue this election is just y'all crying over the consequences #of demanding support from the demographics you clearly DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT #while loudly proclaiming and proving that you do not give a fuck about them lmao #mess #clown brigade #fuck biden #make a real argument please lmao #i have read and heard them all and they always boil down to this fucking bullshit #y'all pretend there's no nuance to ppl not voting this cycle but pretend theres nuance to #vote blue no matter who #lmao ok #i aint even old yet and im too old for this shit

[calmspirited]

TRUE END

(This is a continuation and elaboration of this post, but with a special twist) (also this has become like an AU at this point lmao)

As Evan sacrificed himself for the Entity, the Entity realized that It was approaching Its end, at least for now, until someone committed a violent mass murder on the scale that Its husband did, close enough for it to latch on to. But, It had no regrets about what They had done. Their husband’s essence only lasted a piddly amount of time, as he had already lost most of his soul, so the Entity quickly felt the hunger consume Them again, and with no one else left to feed off of, They faded back into the darkest shadows of their shattered realm, w a i t i n g…

Billy stumbled out of the darkness, and into the sunlight, brighter than even what his Lightborn could handle comfortably. Everything was so bright, even though the sun had just barely risen over the horizon. Billy had never seen a forest like this. It was all overwhelming for him, really. Billy had to sit down for a few moments and actually think about what had happened, plus Jesus felt a bit heavier than usual by his side. A few moments turned into a few minutes, and before he knew it, his exhaustion had caught up with him, and he feel asleep against a tree.

When he woke up, his head was pounding him due to how it get even brighter outside, and probably because he hadn’t had any moonshine in a while, and was actually sober for the first time in a long while. He thought about it for a second, then revved up his chainsaw and took off in a random direction. Either by fate or pure luck, he chainsawed right into Jake’s cabin, right through the front door, shattering it into splinters like a pallet, nearly mowing over Meg who was just about to walk out. Recovering for a brief moment, then loudly proclaiming: “Where’s the moonshine!?”, not giving a single fuck about the now non- existent front door. After being scared shitless by the chainsaw wielding killer, it was understandable that nobody moved for a full minute and just stared at him. Claudette was the first to break the silence, running up to hug her meme son, crying and hugging him and talking nonsensical French. Meg started beating the shit out of him for nearly killing her, and Jake went and got a bottle of liquor for him. Phil gave him a hug and a kiss and Lisa led him to the couch to tell them what had happened.

Billy told them that the Evan told the Entity that he was the sacrifice and They ate him, simple as that. He was a bit more reluctant to tell them that Billy himself was about to be eaten by his own mother, and was actually quite upset by that, feeling betrayed and abandoned. After Billy showed up, everybody was wondering what next? The Entity would surely die within time and posed no threat, and now after being missing for years, what do they do with themselves? How were they going to survive? They needed supplies and money, obviously. It was then that Jake told everyone that he could see if his mother was still alive, and he presumed she was, since when he first returned to the cabin, it was suspiciously well upkept for him having being gone for 5 or so years, and she was one of the few people who actually knew where he lived. So, Jake them to where his parents lived, and lo and behold, his mother was alone in their mansion, having dismissed many of her servants. His mother, of course, was very happy to see him, not fully believing he was dead all these years, and invited him and all his friends inside. When Jake questioned why the mansion was so empty, his mother told him that his father had a massive heart attack 2 years ago and died instantly, and that his brother had his own mansion and was living somewhere nice. Jake sure didn’t miss them. His mother insisted that they have a nice meal, but they decided to just order pizza to celebrate their victory and mourn their loved ones. The pizza arrived 30 minutes later and Meg went to answer the door, only to hear her and another person scream loudly. They all rushed to see what was the trouble and they couldn’t believe their eyes at who they saw.

Dwight motherfucking Fairfield

They all thought that he had been eaten and devoured by the Entity; the first causality of war. They had mourned over him the most, but, it was actually Dwight who was the most upset and depressed, because he thought he had abandoned everyone to the claws of the Entity. Dwight told them that the Entity did capture him with the intent to eat him because They thought he was the weakest soul available. And that proved to be a costly mistake for the Entity. Dwight was much stronger than everybody thought he was, and staved off the Entity long enough to escape through one of the first cracks that had formed due to the Entity actually having to put up a fight to eat Dwight, wearing Itself even thinner and showing just how weak It actually was. Everyone was shocked at Dwight’s story, but it actually make sense and explained why the Entity became so desperate all of a sudden and where the cracks came from. When they left, they took Dwight with them back to the cabin, as he actually staying at a homeless shelter at the time, and had no one else. Jake got some money from his mother to get supplies with her telling she’ll be around often to check up on them.

Jake bought supplies for everyone, and started working on expanding the cabin, since there was 7 people living there now, they definitely needed more room, and also the cabin need to be upgraded with modern technology.. It was at this time when they found out that Sally had indeed killed herself; Billy found her decaying body hanging from a tree from where she had jumped off and hanged herself with a crudely made noose. Billy discovered a charred wedding photo in the bag that used to cover her head. They got her down and gave her a proper burial and buried her not to far from where they found her. They were surprised when Nea showed up at the funeral; the first time they had seen her since she first left. They had a pleasant reunion and she left after staying a night, but not before spray painting the side of Jake’s cabin with her tag MASHTYX, and Jake couldn’t bring himself to paint over it.

Another thing happening alongside everything was the matter of the Killers. When they first escaped the Entity’s grasp, they looked pretty much the same, except they had lost some of their unstoppableness, and that the Red Stain was gone. But within a few weeks, they began to have many more noticeable changes, but some features were permanent. Billy shrunk about a foot, and he found that his alcohol tolerance wasn’t quite as high as it was before. His skin cleared up a bit (due to being forced to take baths) and he put on some weight due to Claudette and Lisa nearly force- feeding him healthy food. Phil also shrunk about a foot and a half, and his skin even out and took on the color that it used to be, but with some bark- looking areas still left on him. And yes, his legs are that skinny and the nubs on his head decided to become a permanent fixture on his head. Lisa but most of her lost weight back on, but was still bony. Her skin lost its leathery tone, and her arm shrunk some, but not fully, and her ‘tastes’ seemed to have died down to a safe level. But, they all retained their powers that they were granted, strangely, along with some of their superhuman strength.

Weeks passed, which turned into months and the seasons passed as they did. The cabin was extended to hold everybody and even a guest room when Nea showed up every couple of weeks, or even that one time Ace popped in to show how much money he had gotten in the form of gifts, which they all accepted reluctantly, due to it probably being stolen property. And to flirt with the ladies, of course. Claudette had started her own garden and sold her flowers to a nearby flower shop, along with growing weed in a little greenhouse off to the side, away from Dwight. They made a decently sized cornfield for Billy to look after and to chainsaw up and down it all he wants without bumping into anything or hurting himself. Which brought up another dilemma: Billy’s alcoholism. While in the Entity’s realm, he could drink as much as he liked, but now, he had a limit. Everyone made a secret pact to try to keep him from drinking himself silly, because he could actually hurt himself now.

After about six months, Lisa announced that she was going to return to her village to help out there. She had reconnected with her kin shortly after returning and had been a huge help there. They all said their goodbyes to her and the cabin felt less cramped. They missed her, to be sure, but with 7 people, any place would feel cramped. Six months turned into a one- year escape anniversary, and they all joined up to celebrate, Ace yet again bringing expensive- probably stolen gifts, and flirting with the ladies, of course. They also toasted to Bill and Laurie, who the former probably got eaten and the latter was hope got to where she needed to go and that she wasn’t killed by her brother Michael Myers, and also to Evan who sacrificed himself for Billy, and Sally who killed herself for reasons not certain although speculated. And the Doctor, too, although he was a bit of an eccentric person. But the most surprising thing was that Feng Min showed up, although to mostly make fun of everybody, she did say thank you for getting her out alive. And it was obvious that she wasn’t doing well; pale, thin, sickly, and shaky. They offered her a place to stay but she promptly blew them off and left. Nea then told them that she was pretty much a prostitute druggie that was part of a loosely affiliated gang. So, it wasn’t too much of a surprise when about a month later they saw her picture in the newspaper; under the obituary section for an apparent drug overdoes which may or may not have been intentional, by herself or other unknown. She basically crashed and burned. Hard.

Another six months pass, and one day Dwight announces that he has been promoted to manager at the pizza place and is moving into an apartment into the city to be closer to his job (and also maybe one of his co-workers wink wonk). They all wished him luck, and made him promise to visit often, on the threat of finding where he lives and dragging him back out there. And the cabin became more airy and open. And lonely, undeniably. Time passes smoothly and happily, and soon, the second- year escape anniversary arrives, and everybody meets back up, minus Feng, but they do go and visit hers and Sally’s grave. Another three months, and things takes a surprising turn; Jake and Claudette are expecting, something that Claudette thought impossible, due to her past injuries. But, yes, the doctor confirms,yes, she’s having a baby, and on the day of the third- year escape anniversary, she gives birth to a son, Mathiew, in their cabin in the woods, the birth unexpected but with no complications and is fairly easy. That’s when things start getting… interesting.

It becomes apparent soon that Mathiew isn’t your average baby. He’s more aware than you would expect, and seemed to be precocious when compared to other children. Everybody somewhat puts it to the side when he is a toddler, but when he starts to become school age, it starts to show that he isn’t a genius, per se, but he definitely has much more common sense than a child of his age should have. Phil discovered that Mathiew is sensitive to spirits, and Lisa says that the child has a sixth sense about him, and a understanding of the world about him that most people never acquire. But he isn’t a bad kid; he’s a lot like his mother and has a bleeding heart of never- ending empathy. He loves tending to his mother’s garden and being out into the wilderness with his father and going on adventures with his Uncles and his Aunt Meg, who moves out when she decides to start a new life with someone she really cares about when Mathiew is a toddler, and the cabin yet again starts to get more spacey. Its when Mathiew brings home a spider who he says is his pet and named Evelyn is when everybody starts getting slightly concerned and Jake almost has a heart attack when he finds out his son has been talking to the crows, and apparently, they respond back with tales that his son shouldn’t know about just yet, like how Uncle Billy’s parent kept him in a basement because they didn’t like him, and how Aunt Lisa used to eat people.

Meg ends up having a child of her own, and to everyone’s surprise (or was it really?), that child and Mathiew shares some similar qualities…

#but i love it so much i cri #{ how it never really ended } true end au #{ whispered offerings } answered asks #botanyknowledge