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funnyao3 · 3 months
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"Hey. Need a hand?"
Yes. Henry absolutely needs a hand. Two hands, actually, all over him, provided they belong to this man. This man's hands. On him. Which is sort of implied by the previous thought, unless he has a hand collection, which is really weird, and… good Lord, Henry needs someone to knock him out before any of this absolute horse manure comes out of his mouth.
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welcometololaland · 5 months
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Hi! Just finished all the fics in the Don We Now Our Gay Fanfiction collection (yes, I always sing that lyric wrong now) and wanted to give you all a shout-out, because every single one of those fics is AMAZING!
HEY, THANK YOU! I mean I can't take credit for all but one of the fics in that collection but I will take credit for Seven Years! I loved writing that fic!!!!
If anyone out there hasn't read this lovely Christmas-y collection, here are the fics!
The Honeymoon Suite - @clottedcreamfudge (aka clottedcreamfudge)
you're all that i need - @rmd-writes (aka railmedaddy)
AirBnB My Baby - @indomitable-love (aka indomitablelove)
Risk is Just a Board Game - @three-drink-amy (aka allmylovesatonce)
Who Will I Become Tonight? - @athousandrooms and @dustratcentral (aka athousandrooms and ifyoustay)
Espresso House Rhapsody - @everwitch-magiks (aka everwitch)
I recommend all of them so much they're such iconic fics and amazing writers!
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not to be dramatic but the rwrb stratosphere is saving my absolute life. having such a tricky time with work but knowing i can come home and reread or rewatch or fall into well crafted au’s or extensions via the fic world is really what keeps me going❤️
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kiwiana-writes · 4 months
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Mash up 7 and 16 for me, babycakes
Please know that this made me, like, stare off into the middle distance for a while.
7. Florist AU & 16. Prison AU
Given that I am in fact not actually writing this I make no apologies for the fact that I'm approaching this with zero knowledge of the US or UK prison systems and only the AoNZ prison system lol.
Okay. So we have Henry, coming close to the end of his sentence, has very much kept himself apart from everyone due to his upper-middle-class sensibilities re: The Types Of People Who Go To Prison even though he himself is A Type Of People Who Goes To Prison. But towards the end of his sentence Because Reasons he starts working in the horticulture department where he—of course—meets Alex. And of course there's the instant attraction, and they're working closely together, and Henry soon realises that Alex knows a TON about flower language etc. He finds out it's because June got really into it at one point, and then there's a lot of bonding over sisters, falling in love, etc etc. Right before Henry's sentence is up, though, he puts his foot in his mouth in a pretty major way, says something pretty out of touch and massively pisses Alex off, and doesn't get a chance to apologise before his release.
Cut to, like, a year later. Because ?reasons? Henry is looking for a bouquet of flowers for... idk his mum or Bea or someone and he walks into a little boutiquey flower shop to find Alex behind the counter. And, like, the first thing Henry does is apologise because he's spent the last twelve months trying to navigate a post-prison life and learning the hard way just how fucked up and stacked against true rehabilitation the whole system is. And... they fall in love ii: electric boogaloo. Love confessions via flowers, probably.
[Fanfiction Trope MASH-UP]
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cricketnationrise · 4 months
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Hello hello please tell me more about whatever the heck "8. coming on fast like good dreams do" is???????? I DESIRE.
so @kiwiana-writes submitted this for a game where ppl gave a title and i wrote a summary of a fic based on that:
Made up fic title meme, because I’m only functionally capable of titling via song lyrics: Coming on fast like good dreams do
and i had three different ideas because of course i did but the one that ended up winning:
Third of all, just with that lyric: (spicy under the cut bc its you MJ)
Alex ‘bisexual speedrun king’ claremont diaz asks henry to edge him “for practice” because his last girlfriend told him she’s breaking up with him because he always comes too fast. And henry agrees because he’s a masochistic fuckwit sometimes (yes it does take alex more than just ASKING henry for this favor to realize he’s into dudes and henry specifically)
and now i'm writing that one for their birthday 🎉
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firstprince-ao3feed · 18 days
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He spells it with an 'i'
by clottedcreamfudge “I'm going to bite you now,” Henry says shakily, and Alex can barely see, he can’t think, so he’s not fucking sure it's the best time for Henry to be getting chivalrous about his teeth. “Do it,” he manages to say, somehow, even though his mouth is full of blood and it’s not even the most disgusting thing that’s happening to him at the moment. “Now.” “It's going to hurt—” “This hurts,” Alex bites out. Words: 13381, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 4 of A Little Fucky Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Nora Holleran, June Claremont-Diaz Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Vampire, Vampire Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Vampire Bites, Explicit Sexual Content, Blood and Injury, Bloodplay, Panic Attacks, Biting, Coming Out, Falling In Love, Fun, No really I promise it's fun via https://ift.tt/4Qh13uE
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firenati0n · 4 months
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NICE ASK WEEK. What's your favourite thing about fandom?
hello! :)
favorite thing about fandom...absolutely the people. i have made so many lovely friends over the last 13 years on this hellsite. folks in fandom are so so so talented...I learn so much from y'all and it makes me grow into a better person both creatively and personally/emotionally. My background/career is in DEI and psych, and I've always been so invested in fostering community and love and care in all the spaces I've inhabited, virtual or otherwise.
because of the people, fandom is such a wonderful space for all types of growth and relationship building!! keeps me sane and well. :) I love that I get to try new things (writing, for one) and turn to amazing people for support and guidance in a safe space. dulls the sting that comes with a fear of failure.
tl;dr: the people. love you pixels in my phone. <3
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hufflebibin · 2 years
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I’ve been messing around making cover art for fics lately as a fun little exercise and the incomparable @clottedcreamfudge has written a great series (on-going) called ‘In Every Universe.’ I’m so excited to see where it goes, but until then here’s what I’ve got for the currently published pieces!
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And here are the links to the fics directly!
1. Intertextuality; rated E
2. Five letter word for ‘unobservant’; rated E
3. Fate (aka a banana daiquiri); rated E
4. Giving me the excitations; rated T
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a fic cover with an image of space/stars as the background. the foreground has an image of a bathtub with a cartoon filter on it. the top of the cover reads "intertextuality" in a thick script. the bottom of the cover has a small purple box running across with the name "clottedcreamfudge" in the same script as above. a thin red outline of a heart sits above the purple box. a thin wavy red line emerges from the heart and spans the width of the cover.
a fic cover with an image of space/stars as the background. the foreground has a completed wordle grid. the first line is “flirt” with the “r” box colored yellow and all others colored gray. the second line is “touch” with the “u” box colored yellow and all others colored gray. the third line is “crush” with the “r” and “u” boxes colored yellow and all others colored gray. the fourth line is “lover” with the “e” and “r” boxes colored green and all others colored gray. the fifth and final line is “queer” with all boxes colored green. the top of the cover reads "five letter word for ‘unobservant’" in a thick script. the bottom of the cover has a small purple box running across with the name "clottedcreamfudge" in the same script as above. a thin wavy red line sits above the purple box and spans the width of the cover.
a fic cover with an image of space/stars as the background. the foreground has an image of a banana daiquiri with a cartoon filter on it. the top of the cover reads "Fate (aka a banana daiquiri)" in a thick script. the bottom of the cover has a small purple box running across with the name "clottedcreamfudge" in the same script as above. a thin wavy red line sits above the purple box and spans the width of the cover.
a fic cover with an image of space/stars as the background. the foreground has an image of an open front load washing machine with a few colorful items of clothing inside with a cartoon filter on it. the top of the cover reads "Giving me the excitations" in a thick script. the bottom of the cover has a small purple box running across with the name "clottedcreamfudge" in the same script as above. a thin wavy red line sits above the purple box and spans the width of the cover.
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youtastelike-sunlight · 8 months
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Hello, fellow disaster! I, personally, am a disaster because I'm asking this on Monday, rather than on Nice Ask day, but... What's something you do to reset when you've kind of reached your limit? Whether with work or social interaction or anything at all - what's your go-to relaxation reset???
Oh no, Nice Ask Day extending out into Nice Ask Week, what a tragedy for all of us. ❤️
Anyway, I completely forgot what my blog title was set to, and I read this message and was like "well I've only interacted directly with ccf a few times so far but I'm impressed by how thoroughly she has the measure of me, honestly" and then I remembered my blog name and now I'm marginally less impressed, sorry.
So there's the short-term answer and the long-term answer, or I guess the "I've reached my limit for right now" answer and the "Okay, I'm fully drowning" limit.
So. I'm a bit people'd out? One of my clients has been pissing me off? My dog's anxiety is playing up and he's been barking at every-fucking-thing all day? I am a Bath Bitch. When I was renting, I always did my level best to make sure I was living somewhere with a bath; once I became a homeowner, it became a requirement—twenty years of severe endometriosis/PCOS goes a long way to hammering home the virtues of a bathtub, but after yeeting my uterus last year they're a pure indulgence. I'm talking bubbles and candles and, like, two hours just soaking in the tub with a book (or fic).
But my major relaxation reset is driving. Properly driving, not city driving. When I'm on my own, I blast the absolute shit out of my driving playlist; when I have passengers, I usually crank it down just enough for conversation. But, yeah. There's a psychological root to this I won't bore y'all with, but driving is the one time I feel truly free and in control of my life (even flying isn't quite the same—probably because I have to concentrate on what I'm doing a little more lmao—although getting up in one of the open cockpit planes is pretty close) and I've definitely been known to just, like... get in the car and jump on the motorway out of town and back again if I'm truly spinning out. I'm gonna be back in the States in a few weeks for the first time since Covid kicked off and I cannot express how deeply I'm looking forward to hitting the open road, even if I will be on the wrong side of the car—the States does motorways much better than we do, and I'm not in the best place mental health-wise at the moment. (You know it's bad when I'm looking forward to being on the 5 again 😂)
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redwhiteandroyalr · 2 years
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Looking for something fun to read? Something with some snow and Swedish meatballs? Look no further than Want you BRIMNESxt to me by the one, the only @clottedcreamfudge! This fic is such a blast to read and has awesome re-readability.
I actually had this cover idea in my head for months before I started making them - I’m so happy to have it out of my brain and into the world. Is it the most complicated cover design? No. Do I love it? With my entire heart.
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And here’s the link to the fic!
Want you BRIMNESxt to me; Rated E
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A fic cover with a picture of the exterior of an IKEA in the center of the page. The building has a large blue awning that occupies the top two thirds of the building’s height. The bottom third has squared pillars holding up the awning. The IKEA sign is fully visible on the front of the building and partially visible on the right side of the building. There is a large, IKEA blue box spanning the width of the top of the page. The title ‘Want you BRIMNESxt to me’ is centered in the top box in a chunky, yellow, sans serif font reminiscent of the IKEA font. There is a smaller, IKEA blue box spanning the width of the bottom of the page. The name ‘clottedcreamfudge’ is centered in the bottom box in a chunky, yellow, sans serif font reminiscent of the IKEA font.
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funnyao3 · 3 months
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Henry's feeling a lot of feelings right now, actually, and none of them can be adequately described by the term 'shocked'. He's confused, mostly, but also inexplicably horny – which is incredibly inappropriate – and also suspicious. If he had to rate them, 'horny' would be a solid number two on the list of feelings he's experiencing right now, with confusion only coming out on top because he's more used to it as an overwhelming facet of his daily life.
- Special Edition by clottedcreamfudge
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welcometololaland · 3 months
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First of all, I would like to send you love - not just from myself, but also from The Void, The One-Eyed Wonder, and The Worst Creature On Earth. Second of all, you're getting a lot of asks, and I felt left out??? So, if you could have any pet-that-isn't-a-pet (e.g. a wolf, a whole-ass polar bear, 3 rats in a tailor-made trench coat) without any repercussions, what would you choose? Kissing you on the head, by the way. If you care. (You care.)
ah thank you, a blessing from the three wise cats. the sad truth is that i'm actually not getting many asks, i just have some unanswered ones from nice ask week - so sorry to everyone who sent me one, i'm not ignoring you!
look, an interesting question. @kiwiana-writes has very recently introduced me to the most intriguing little demon birds i've ever seen (the kea). apparently, they can pick locks! i didn't know they existed until today, and now i am one part terrified, one part absolutely enthralled. i'm not sure i'd choose them as my one pet, but i'm definitely considering it.
side note, apparently they make friends by attacking each other! wish it could be me.
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i've also become very obsessed with kiwi birds who - unbeknownst to me - scream like a banshee despite their very cute packaging! what a lovely surprise!
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hope this helps!
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its-tortle · 6 months
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firstprince fic recs 👑🇺🇸
put this together for my bestie a few weeks ago and thought i may as well share it here :)
(baby) don't make me spell it out by extaswings - 2k - the most popular proposal fic and for good reason omg
fsotus & hrh feat. the web's most searched questions [for approval] by loveonpurpose - 2.4k - silly little transscript of alex and henry doing the most searched questions interview
class(room) warfare by @cha-melodius - 7.7k - alex and henry are both professors and alex doesn't wipe the board before henry teaches in that room so he has to write a strongly worded email that obviously turns into argue-flirting, and so on.
what we might do (if we stop keeping a secret) by @indomitable-love - 8k - lovely lovely au where their emails don't get leaked and they get to come out how they want to. bonus points for the bleachers title
am i the asshole by @everwitch-magiks - 9.5k - a fun reddit aita gets posted and everyone thinks they should fuck
right at home by @omgcmere - 10k - college au with a library study buddies meet-cute and a little fake relationship schtick
all the old showstoppers by @cha-melodius - 20k - in an au where alex didn't go to the royal wedding, they meet a few years later on bake off
god save the blessed american president mom by @zipadeea - 31k - someone attempts an assasination on ellen, and alex gets hit instead. this fic is absolutely amazing. make sure you have tissues tho
rule number nine by clottedcreamfudge - 43k - the kissing booth au that is way better than the movie
hit (my love) out of the park by bleedingballroomfloor - 49k - baseball au!!
and history remembered by sherryvalli - 55k wip!! - rwrb from the perspective of twitter in the rwrb-verse. so so so well done it all feels so real i am screaming
camp llwynywermod by bleedingballroomfloor - 56k - camp couselor au!!
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kiwiana-writes · 4 months
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7. Favourite type of au? ALSO 33. Fanfiction pet peeves? (kissing you with tongue, etc.)
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(God, that’s a horrifying emoji.)
(Also, you weren’t supposed to see me procrastinating writing you a thing WHOOPS.)
7. Favourite type of AU?
Not to like put you on blast on main or whatever but I’m pretty sure you single handedly got me back into the college AU. I barely read them in Schitt’s Creek, had next to no interest. Now they’re my favourite thing to write AND to read. So. Thanks?
33. Fanfiction pet peeves?
Oof, going for this one huh.
I do very firmly and genuinely believe that everyone should be able to write what they want to write, and I will Simply Not Vibe With Everything and that’s okay! I’ve been fandoming for a lot longer than tags/filters/etc have been easily used, so I’m pretty liberal with my use of the back button when something isn’t for me 😅
BUT this is an author ask game, so my number one pet peeve AS AN AUTHOR is people kink shaming in my comment section. I pretty liberally delete comments of this nature these days, because I don’t ever want someone who is specifically seeking out a particular type of content that I write to read the comments and wind up feeling bad about themselves. I tag the absolute shit out of my kink both so those who want to avoid things can avoid them AND so people who want to seek things out can seek them out. The characters might be fictional, but the thoughts and feelings and scenarios are very real, and respecting that is really important to me ❤️
[fanfic author ask game]
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cricketnationrise · 4 months
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It is NICE ASK WEEK and I am PREPARED. So, here's mine, for everyone - both because I'm interested and because I don't want to run out of steam: if you could be transported into any piece of media, what would it be, and why? If there's a specific PART of the piece of media (i.e. only after the Big Bad is defeated) that you'd choose, GET SPECIFIC ❤ (copy & paste is a friend to all)
WHAT A DELIGHTFUL QUESTION
i have literally been thinking about my answer for days and i think i landed on working at Pancake Billy's from One Last Stop, after Jane [REDACTED FOR SPOILERS]. There's just such a strong family vibe from all of them and there's nothing I love more than breakfast.
either that or Mako's jaeger pilot partner in Pacific Rim bc she's badass and also then i would be piloting a giant robot with a sword
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rwrbficrecs · 6 months
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Here's our October recs ❤️ also, look at our new banner !! 🥰 Happy reading !! I’m just too soft for all of it by @bellamysgriffinprincess (book/movie-verse)
@dot524: This is a sweet one shot where Henry is struggling with depression, Alex drops everything to be with him, and they comfort each other. Very well done.
Confidential Memorandum by @sherryvalli (book-verse)
@wilmonsfolklore: this is such a sweet kidfic. Henry is Alex's boss, and Alex keeps getting calls from Henry's daughter when Henry is busy. It's heartwarming and comforting and the dialogue is wonderfully written, especially their love confessions.
@babiemonk: the perfect lighthearted kidfic! The child dynamic is perfect and the humor is spot-on. If you’re looking for a fun, feel good, story with some domestic fluffiness this is it.
@rmd-writes: a sweet, funny fic with excellent banter, and a stellar supporting cast of OCs. It quite literally made my face do this: 🥰 I saved it with the note "read when you need to feel better about the universe).
Aged Like a Fine Wine by @three-drink-amy (book-verse)
@babiemonk: Alex and Henry are older now and cakegate never happened. There’s lots of emotions and angst and growth and it’s really quite beautiful but also tragic at times. It hurt my heart and my feelings before putting them back together again.
In my dreams (In your dreams) by @lizzie-bennetdarcy (book-verse)
@babiemonk: very cute drunken love confessions— absolutely precious friends to lovers
all of our love filling all of our room by @kill8a (book-verse)
@inexplicablymine: this is so incredibly soft and childhood friends to lovers I have reread this more times than I’m willing to admit
Help Me Hold On To You by @affectionatelyrs (book-verse)
@read-and-write-: A one- shot, a very cathartic one about the aftermath of a fight between Alex and Henry. This is one to cry from beginning to end, it's beautifully written and you will be left speechless.
flatline by rizcriz (book-verse)
@wilmonsfolklore: exes to lovers is one of my favourite tropes and this work shows perfectly how naturally and fully Henry and Alex love each other. it's sad and heartbreaking but it has a happy ending that makes the crying all worth it.
What I Need Tonight by @sparklepocalypse (book-verse)
@zwiazdziarka: This fic was written for Kinktober's prompt "selfcest", which for some might be sound a little too weird, but that's exactly why I picked this one as my monthly fave. If you like reading smut, give this a chance. Yes, it's hot but also emotional and it has Oxford-time slutty Henry!
heartbeats under coats by @hypnostheory (book-verse)
@heybuddy-drabbles: one of my favorite works to come out of FirstPrince week. It's really sweet and sexy. There was only one bed at its finest.
All Booked Up by @three-drink-amy (book-verse)
@heybuddy-drabbles: another FirstPrince week gem. This was just so beautiful. Alex and Henry meet during a vacation, spend three perfect days together and then loose contact until June and Nora force Alex to read a book they both love and something about it makes Alex think of Henry. I absolutely fell in love with it.
@rmd-writes: it's no secret that I'm an allmylovesatonce fan and this is one of my ultimate favourites of hers. A very cleverly told love story, with some wonderful June and Nora content as a bonus!
praying our bridges don’t make waves by @anincompletelist (book-verse)
@rhubarb1210: This fic is such a cool take on soulmates. Henry agrees to pretend to be Alex’s soulmate to get June health insurance. Lots of universe building. And I can’t give away more! Inspired by Fractured by @clottedcreamfudge
everything's growing in our garden by matherine (book-verse with a few movie elements)
@indomitable-love: Absolutely loved this hanahaki fic – the pacing and tension are so good, the relevance of all the different flowers is just beautiful
It's Nice to Have a Friend by @mainstreamelectricalparade (book-verse)
@read-and-write-: Childhood Best Friends to lovers AU, where Henry, the prince of england meets another boy during a holiday, they send each other letters and they fall in love, it's soft and it's beautiful, a love that tascends the page and is reflected on all the characters actions.
I feel the beating of your heart, I see the shadows on your face by @anincompletelist (book-verse)
@daisymae-12: This fic has such an interesting premise, and although I’ve never been into the bodyswap trope I’m so glad I gave this one a chance. It was done so incredibly well and was such a fun, wholesome fic.
Henry Fox, All-American Hero by @tintagel-or-cockleshells (book-verse)
@daisymae-12: This is a fic inspired by Meg Cabot’s All American Girl (which I am a huge fan of) and everything about this fic had me screaming in delight. Loved this so much, I’m obsessed.
maybe take me into your room by @smc-27 (book-verse)
@thesleepyskipper: Alex and Henry are both the children of ambassadors to Canada from their respective countries in this lovely AU. Friends-to-lovers perfection, this was so, so good.
a degree of fate by @softlofty (book/movie-verse)
@dot524: In this AU, Alex and Henry meet as university students. This is a sweet get-together fic with depth and heart.
It's Tradition by @f-ing-ruthless-baz (book-verse)
@zwiazdziarka: Alex and Henry's soulmate bond revealed itself publicly and now they have to act like they're in love, even though they hate each other. This fic is such an excellent use of soulmate trope and looks into so many possiblities in a world were soulmate bonds exsist. It's also super funny, a little angsty and Alex is even more oblivious than usually.
I’d be smart to walk away (but you’re quicksand) by @littlemisskittentoes (book/movie-verse)
@dot524: Such a wonderful, heartfelt 5+1 based on canon events when Henry walked away and one where he stayed.
Catalyst of Change by @uglygreenjacket (book-verse)
@myheartalivewrites: an AU that’s pretty close to canon in some ways: Alex (still a well known child of politicians) and Henry (still a prince) meet as students in Edinburgh. This story is sweet and gentle and heart wrenching at points, but also incredibly uplifting in Henry and Alex’s determination to be together no matter the obstacles. And the Scottish setting is gorgeous and really evocative.
Ghosted by @tintagel-or-cockleshells (book-verse)
@suseagull04: Twists and turns abound in this story that borders the line between life and death. I love the depth of the plot and just how deeply and quickly Alex and Henry fall for each other- and the fantasy aspect immediately put this high on my list of faves! Not to mention all the great references to my favorite things throughout the fic. This fic is amazing!
Such a Burden, This Flame on My Chest by @three-drink-amy (book-verse)
@heybuddy-drabbles: a 911 Lone Star!AU very angsty but with a happy ending. Alex going through grief felt really fucking relatable. It's also spicy in contrast with the angst.
But I love him, whether or no. by @leaves-of-laurelin (book-verse)
@dot524: This firefighter AU is one of my favorite RWRB fics ever, and I’m glad I was able to follow it from WIP status to complete this month. Alex as a firefighter is irresistible (Henry thinks so too) and somehow these two feel so true to character even in a completely different context. There are so many fun scenes here - riding a bull, an airport scene, shenanigans at a fire station, sentimental piano playing - but none of them are forced. Truly a wonderful fic that I know I’ll be returning to again and again.
@wilmonsfolklore: seconding this one so so so much!! read it in one sitting and have been thinking about it ever since then. there are so many heartfelt and sweet conversations in it. everyone's so true to their character in such a different situation. can not recommend it enough
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