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"For some people, small beautiful events is what life is all about" - The Fifth Doctor, Earthshock (part 4)
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wispedvellichor · 2 months
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Starting Classic!Who thinking all the hype about it was mostly nostalgia but the first ep is basically like
Teacher: What's up with Susan Foreman?
*cue 10 minute montage of unfiltered Susan Foreman autism*
One: Heeheehoho im gonna electrocute a teacher ‼️‼️
Susan: Grandpa no!!
One: *Kidnaps teacher*
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Sixth Doctor, in a cell: What about my rights?! You’re supposed to say I have the right to remain silent! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Peri, in the cell next to him: You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
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rumple04 · 3 months
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First Doctor 🤍
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y'all poll, doctor who edition, part 4 (source)
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Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4
Sarah Jane knows everything, lol. also this makes it even funnier
bit of a mixed bag, this one.
sorry if some of the classic companions are a bit ooc, I only know them from their appearances in New Who but wanted to include them.
I would like to do a part 5 with the more obscure 1-2 episode companions like tree lady and Astrid and Lady Christina, or family members like the Temple-Nobles and Jackie Tyler, but most of the responses I have saved from the tags aren't very British. I had trouble as it is avoiding everyone using y'all, haha! so I'll leave it up to anyone else to try.
tag list: (sorry if you don't watch Doctor Who and therefore don't understand, I hope you at least feel included!)
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@buttlerina
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sexy-sapphic-sorcerer · 5 months
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"do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference" is from doctor fucking who?!
I thought it was from the iliad or something
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moonah-rose · 8 months
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The Master: You fools! How could a mere human sneak their way in and free the Doctor from his prison?!
Guards: It was Jo Grant.
The Master: Oh lol that's my girl!
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mothmanyeetus · 6 months
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Welcome to hell where I make cringe this time it’s
Doctor Who x TF2 quotes time
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(Yes I asked Reddit for these, shh)
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theonekierce · 1 year
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im gonna learn how to draw him if it kills me
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unrenderedfuture · 1 month
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Theta: “Headmaster I need to change advisors, Lord Borusa is extremely homophobic towards me and my boyfriend, Koschei. He will not let us sit together.”
Headmaster: “I find that hard to believe Mr. Theta considering he’s the gayest Professor we have on tenure.”
Borusa: “LORD HEADMASTER, MY WORTH ON THIS FACULTY IS NOT MEASURED BY-”
Headmaster: “Lord Borusa you are the only person here who has not even dated a Timelady.”
Borusa: “….”
Borusa: “I simply did not want to bother our *lovely Timeladies* and their grace. They work very hard for our planets continuance. I respect them very much….from a distance…”
Headmaster: “….”
Borusa: “….”
Theta: 🤨
Headmaster: “Exactly, anyways, Theta Sigma have you considered-
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gallifreyanhotfive · 7 months
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My favorite quotes from each Doctor (TV only)
I'll have to do some for the EU too sometime.
One: "I don't make threats. But I do keep promises. And I promise you I shall cause you more trouble than you bargained for, if you don't return my property!"
Two (about his family): "Oh yes, I can when I want to. And that's the point really. I have to really want to, to bring them back in front of my eyes. The rest of the time they....they sleep in my mind and I forget."
Three: "Courage isn't a matter of not being frightened, you know. It's being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway."
Four: "You see, if someone who knew the future pointed out a child to you and told you that that child would grow up totally evil, to be a ruthless dictator who would destroy millions of lives, could you then kill that child?"
Five: "Once a man fell asleep and dreamt he was a frog. When he woke up, he didn't know if he was a man who dreamt he was a frog, or a frog who was now dreaming he was a man."
Six: "This is a situation that requires tact and finesse. Fortunately, I am blessed with both!"
Seven (while fighting the Master): "If we fight like animals, we die like animals!"
Eight (god the fact I'm limiting this post to TV is killing me, really shot myself in the foot there): "You're tired of life but afraid of dying!"
Nine: "Just this once, everybody lives!"
Ten: "Some people live more in twenty years than others do in eighty. It's not the time that matters, it's the person."
Eleven: "Nine hundred years of time and space and I've never met someone who wasn't important."
Twelve: "This is not a war. I fought in a bigger war than you will ever know. I did worse things than you could ever imagine, and when I close my eyes....I hear more screams than anyone could ever be able to count! And do you know what you do with all that pain? Shall I tell you where you put it? You hold it tight....til it burns your hands. And you say this - no one else will ever have to live like this. No one else will ever have to feel this pain. Not on my watch."
Thirteen: "You're wrong about humans. They're not pathetic; they're magnificent. They live with their fears, doubts, guilts. They face them down every day. And they prevail. That's not weakness. That's strength. That's what humanity is."
Bonuses (crack edition) - if you recognize all of these please marry me
"Don't be lasagna."
"Yes, I made some cocoa and got engaged."
"These shoes! They fit perfectly."
"Kill yourself."
"An unintelligent enemy is far less dangerous than an intelligent one, Jamie. Just act stupid...Do you think you can manage that?"
"If I'm ever in need of advice from a psychotic potato dwarf, you'll be the first to know."
"I tolerate this century, but I don't like it."
"I always find violent exercise makes me hungry, don't you agree?"
"If I had crayons and half a can of Spam, I could build you from scratch!"
"I'm the Doctor; I'm worse than everybody's aunt!"
"The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through those doors, and believe me, they've tried."
"Self pity is all I have left!"
"Come to Daddy. I mean Mummy. I mean....I really need you right now!"
"An apple a day keeps the....Ah. No, never mind."
"It was the daisiest daisy I'd ever seen."
"Now drop your weapons or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby!"
"In my time, I have been threatened by experts, and I don't rate you very highly at all."
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Planet of Giants is such a fun story because it's just like. Watch Ian and Susan be worried about signboards and matchboxes. Watch the First Doctor falling over and screaming while trying to hold on to a matchstick. Watch the gang tremble in fear while trying to hide from a cat. Barbara bruises her knee on a paper clip. The Doctor and Susan climb up a drainpipe and stand in a sink. The gang tampers with a phone and starts a fire ('Yes! That’s it! We’ll cause trouble! Start a fire [...] there’s nothing like a good fire is there...[the Doctor trails off with concerning hee-hee-hoo-hooing]'). They manage to avert the circulation of a deadly pesticide and thwart the machinations of a ruthless businessman. Oh and they're all about an inch tall at the time, in case you were wondering.
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lilydvoratrelundar · 4 months
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"You know it's marvellous, isn't it? The world's going up in flame and they're still playing at toy soldiers!"
Giffing Pertwee Who - Inferno: Episode 5
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humandisastersquad · 5 months
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Five’s relationship with Adric is basically Self Recognition Through The Other (Derogatory)
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hollow-keys · 5 months
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It's annoying to me that people are like "The Doctor is canonically queer now!" As if 13 wasn't sapphic, 11 wasn't aroace, 10 wasn't ace-spec and 6 wasn't aroace.
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moonah-rose · 7 months
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Dalek: The Doctor's companion that we captured was caught trying to escape! Punish her!
The Master, to Jo: Okay young lady, you're gonna march yourself to the nearest shop and buy me a tin of cigars! *gives her money*
The Master: *checks Dalek is gone*
The Master, giving her more money: And get a little something for yourself, my dear.
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