♡‧₊˚𓃗 City Slickers 𓃗 ♡‧₊˚
A/N: horse girlies..imma need y’all to rise up for this one 🤠 double trouble are coming around the corner, and they’re comin’ in HOT
Pairing | barrel racing! Joel Miller x barrel racing Tommy Miller x barrel racing! f! reader
Summary: it’s Austin’s biggest barrel racing season yet. You’ve been the reigning champ for the past two years, and you’re not about to give up your title willingly. Joel and Tommy Miller are rookies in your eyes. City Slicker pretty boys is all they are to you, until you see them ride. Perhaps they aren’t just two city slickers after all.
Warnings: eventual smut, threesome! Paris is lovely this time of year, reader doesn’t take to losing lightly, Joel and Tommy are lowkey cocky assholes but the reader is into it, unsanitary sexual situations (in the back of a horse trailer) no outbreak/AU, no age gap, reader is a Texas native, reader has no physical descriptions, +18 minors dni!
Chapters |
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
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Erevan, Armenia
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345 - "Loretta"
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RWBY should pull a City Slickers and bring back a dead character as "It's their twin sibling we've never heard of until now!"
Or would that be super-lame?
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Happy 76th Birthday to 6x Emmy Winning, Grammy Nominated, Golden Globe Nominated, Tony Winning actor, comedian Billy Crystal! ^__^
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31 Day Horror Challenge:
Day 10: City Slickers
Now Watching: The Midnight Meat Train (2008)
"A photographer's obsessive pursuit of dark subject matter leads him into the path of a serial killer who stalks late night commuters, ultimately butchering them in the most gruesome ways"
Happy Halloween!
@nightmareonfilmstreet
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City Slickers
Pairing | barrel racing! Joel Miller x barrel racing Tommy Miller x barrel racing! f! reader
Summary: it’s Austin’s biggest barrel racing season yet. You’ve been the reigning champ for the past two years, and you’re not about to give up your title willingly. Joel and Tommy Miller are rookies in your eyes. City Slicker pretty boys is all they are to you, until you see them ride. Perhaps they aren’t just two city slickers after all.
warnings: tbd but there will be a threesome ;)
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hearing teenage boys talk about döner and wanting a falafel döner... that's so (redacted) green city of them... show me a dorf jugendlicher that would even consider that
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NYC Spring '22 The Pink Pidgin by me
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urban(e) in the country
gosh -- I haven’t posted on here in years, it feels like. This almost has a myspace feeling to it or even livejournal of blessed memory. so it’s interesting to share here in the tumblysphere that I have a new book out about being a city slicker moving through various landscapes -- urban and rural. I really like it. it’s quite personal. I may share video and stuff from the collection at some point. But in the meantime, hi tumbler! It’s nice to be back.
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“They’re not psycho killers, they’re small business owners” 100 BLOODY ACRES (Colin and Cameron Cairnes, 2012)
“They’re not psycho killers, they’re small business owners” 100 BLOODY ACRES (Colin and Cameron Cairnes, 2012)
There just aren’t enough Aussie cannibalism films (IMHO), particularly since the earliest movie I could find showing (purported) cannibalism, The Devil’s Playground, was made in Australia, way back in 1928. What few have been made are pretty great, including movies like The Last Confession of Alexander Pearce (about a cannibal convict) and more recently Two Heads Creek, which saw immigrants to…
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