#circus tunes 🎶

[circusgoth-dotcom]

#👔🤡.s/i #self insert #self shipping #self shipping community #safeshipping #circus tunes 🎶

[judiawoods]

The true origin of Rudolph.

How beautiful! A quick read…🎄❤️🎄🦌

As the holiday season of 1938 came to Chicago, Bob May wasn’t feeling much comfort or joy. A 34-year-old ad writer for Montgomery Ward, May was exhausted and nearly broke. His wife, Evelyn, was bedridden, on the losing end of a two-year battle with cancer. This left Bob to look after their four-year old-daughter, Barbara.

One night, Barbara asked her father, “Why isn’t my mommy like everybody else’s mommy?” As he struggled to answer his daughter’s question, Bob remembered the pain of his own childhood. A small, sickly boy, he was constantly picked on and called names. But he wanted to give his daughter hope, and show her that being different was nothing to be ashamed of. More than that, he wanted her to know that he loved her and would always take care of her. So he began to spin a tale about a reindeer with a bright red nose who found a special place on Santa’s team. Barbara loved the story so much that she made her father tell it every night before bedtime. As he did, it grew more elaborate. Because he couldn’t afford to buy his daughter a gift for Christmas, Bob decided to turn the story into a homemade picture book.

In early December, Bob’s wife died. Though he was heartbroken, he kept working on the book for his daughter. A few days before Christmas, he reluctantly attended a company party at Montgomery Ward. His co-workers encouraged him to share the story he’d written. After he read it, there was a standing ovation. Everyone wanted copies of their own. Montgomery Ward bought the rights to the book from their debt-ridden employee. Over the next six years, at Christmas, they gave away six million copies of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer to shoppers. Every major publishing house in the country was making offers to obtain the book. In an incredible display of good will, the head of the department store returned all rights to Bob May. Four years later, Rudolph had made him into a millionaire.

Now remarried with a growing family, May felt blessed by his good fortune. But there was more to come. His brother-in-law, a successful songwriter named Johnny Marks, set the uplifting story to music. The song was pitched to artists from Bing Crosby on down. They all passed. Finally, Marks approached Gene Autry. The cowboy star had scored a holiday hit with “Here Comes Santa Claus” a few years before. Like the others, Autry wasn’t impressed with the song about the misfit reindeer. Marks begged him to give it a second listen. Autry played it for his wife, Ina. She was so touched by the line “They wouldn’t let poor Rudolph play in any reindeer games” that she insisted her husband record the tune.

Within a few years, it had become the second best-selling Christmas song ever, right behind “White Christmas.” Since then, Rudolph has come to life in TV specials, cartoons, movies, toys, games, coloring books, greeting cards and even a Ringling Bros. circus act. The little red-nosed reindeer dreamed up by Bob May and immortalized in song by Johnny Marks has come to symbolize Christmas as much as Santa Claus, evergreen trees and presents. As the last line of the song says, “He’ll go down in history.”🎵🎶

#rudolph the red nosed reindeer #christmas #love #hope

[magnificent-winged-beast]

Do you believe J2 is romantically involved?

https://at.tumblr.com/magnificent-winged-beast/jensen-ackles-2020-inside-of-you-podcast-w/3ff5rrnhev0z

No, not at all.

Personally I think they are great friends, they kind of grow up together in Supernatural. Well, Jensen did learn to become an adult and got bigger and bulkier till The Boys. The Jarod just grow up taller and went deep in to the forever manchlid persona.

Anyways, J2 it's not my ship. From whatever angle I look at it, I can't see it. Not only because of their characters being brothers and all. It's just not there for me.

From that mentioned link. I can explain that I do believe everyone has the right to ship whomever, and in the spirit of being cool and make peace and love (like Misha and Jackles when in Rome 😉) between the SPN factions. I mentioned that what I thought Jackles was implying, was him giving his blessing to all the ships.

When I started to watch Supernatural from the beginning back in 2005, I wasn't aware about the concept of Shiping.

I was undoubtedly attracted to Dean nearly at the middle of the first season. Jackles made Dean so real and important for me on that show, that from then I was kind of sad Supernatural wasn't about just him, later on, about him and Castiel.

From there, since season 2 to middle 3 it was me just tuning in to watch Dean killing everything with his tall brother dude. Like I said, I wasn't aware of Shiping, and because of my cultural upbringing I thought gay was wrong and a problem. (Aka living in a South American country where machismo is law, and being homofobic is instructed to children).

I got then a brief understanding and crash course about ships because of Sherlock, and here in tumblr. Yes, I'm a Johnlock refugge, but even then I wasn't THAT convinced about those two. Albeit the fan art, and of course Fanfiction get my attention and further understanding and acceptance about my bad education. I started mending fences about my previous misunderstanding of queerness.

While I was on a mental journey about life and everything, hiding in the now questionable Sherlock y stopped watching Supernatural till it was on season 7.

And then one day... 🎶 One magic day they crossed my screen.... 🎶 😂

I kinda stumbled upon Supernatural again and saw new characters and plot. I get on track again watching the thing from the beginning till season 4. My life changed forever 📺😑.

Not only I discovered my new religion and Overlord, I get to really really experience that Shiping thing. And it was beautiful.... 🥺😳

Dude! Seriously. I was an ignorant, indoctrinated to be just binary or die in shame person. But there was THEM on screen, making me question everything I learned about love ONLY by opposite genders. And discover my own identification, as Mishasexual of course.

At first I thought something was wrong with me and my perception since all the tumblr discovering and "influence". -The gays change me, I thought. I binged watched seasons from 4 to 9 to realize THIS IS REAL!

I then joined the circus and start to paint my face, wear a big red nose, use big shoes and ride a ridiculously small bicycle every Thursday at 8pm central.

It was shocking, how scene after scene, from already aired episodes to the new ones. Once Dean and Cas where together on my screen. I had a vivid experience about the concept of Shiping.

Then I went deep in this hell of a fandom =>affectionately<= 🙄. Watching every Con and panel of Misha.... aaaaand discovered Cockles.

I was doomed.

My life went wham! I questioned everything, from my initial attitude about RLS. That at one point considered as disrespectful and silly because the ones in vogue back then I couldn't understand or believe their very existence.

Once you watched 5 heavy Destiel episodes, and 3 Jibcon Cockles Panels, all the internal homophobia or general confusion about genders changes to rainbows and pink puppies that smell like candy and sound like Misha and Jackles laughing.

Well, I took a deep dive in to memory lane here. Just because a simple J2 Shiping ask. Sorry, but not sorry. I love to spread the Cockles gospel and give the good news about the magical duo that saved me from ignorance, propelled me into the land of trash and rainbows. That occupies 70% of my memory's phone between photos of Misha and them together. Usually of Jackles ogling Mish while having a secret boner.

See? A totally random gif of them on my phone.

They give me all the emotions. Every feels at once.

Chaito.

#I don't ship J2 #Cool if you do #My religion in Cockles #And I'm a Mishasexual

[sunlit-gully]

"🎶 What song do they swear they hate until they’re alone and start singing it on repeat?" and "🔪 Open up this character's kitchen cupboards. What do you see?" for anyone from anthologia sovietica!

omg adklsjfkjskl thank you for making my inbox useful at last!

let's go with Lasha and Mykyta respectively. them youngest kids deserve more attention.

🎶 What song do they swear they hate until they’re alone and start singing it on repeat?

Lasha was (still is) vitriolically hateful to the song Arlekino for literally no reason, at least in public. Mostly because of the circus music riff at the beginning (Entry of the Gladiator), as well as the clown laughs between the verses that, according to him, 'provokes the heebies-jeebies violently'. But apart from that, man has literally no problem humming the rest of the tune while doing house chores; apparently, it had become an earworm of sorts to him.

Also, Lasha as a kid heard this song on radio right after a frightful sickness, so he had always associated it, though quite vaguely, with the end of all things bad. This does not diminish his hatred for the song's circus sound effects in any way.

🔪 Open up this character's kitchen cupboards. What do you see?

Mykyta? Kitchen cupboards solely containing actual cups and cutleries? Not a chance in hell. We're talking about a spy here. Any of those cutleries can hide intel, transmit signals (though to be fair the signals won't be very clear over the sizzles, but that's the point), act as dead drops, or just be general decoys. And the weaponry possibilities are as endless and creative as it gets - there was this one time Mykyta actually managed to gouge out the eyeball of an intruder with a marrow scoop, veins and all. Don't ask for more details;

Bon appétit.

#oc: lasha sokolishvili #oc: mykyta sokolenko #writing nook #writeblr #wip: anthologia sovietica #writing ask game #they are weirdos alright

[demigoddessqueens]

Headcannons for a sunset walk on the beach for reader and these parings (was inspired by a gif you posted)

Percy x Reader

Vax x Reader

Dorian x Dariax x Reader

Will x Orym x Reader

Caleb x Reader

Caduceus x Reader

Essek x Reader

Mollymauk x Reader

Awww!! This sounds adorable 🥰 Yeah I like to add the little gifs to set the mood

🎶 Like a lazy ocean 🌊 hugs the shore, hold me close, sway me more🎶

Vax’ildan - the stereotypical romantic who is swooning over you and has you swooning over him. Will find and put a flower in your hair

Percy - tries not to stare but fails miserably with the sappiest grin on his face. Pulls you in for a perfectly timed sunset kiss

Dorian 🎵& Dariax - Dorian will most likely have a tune composed for you both, and as you all sit there on a blanket enjoying wine, the sound of waves crashing relax you

Cadeuces - just admires how well the sun reflects in your hair and never wants to let go of your hand

Caleb - feels hesitant but wants to indulge in all the affections for you. When you sense this, you reassure him and it’s a perfectly timed sunset kiss

Essek - allows himself to relax for a change and takes it all in. Sighing contentedly, he puts his head on your shoulder

Will 🌕 & Orym 🌙 - Orym is protectively between you both as you and Will both give him sweet kisses. “My sun, sun” praises all evening from the halfling and elf

Mollymauk - relays a story of how some circus travels led him to the beach a few times, but it’s even better now with you here

#critical role #inbox asks #tlovm #vox machina #headcanons #the mighty nein #bell’s hells #crown keepers #critical role x y/n #critical role x you #critical role x reader #tlovm x you #tlovm x reader #tlovm imagines #vox machina x you #vox machina x y/n #vox machina x reader #bell’s hells x you #bell’s hells x y/n #bell’s hells x reader #the mighty nein x y/n #the mighty nein x you #the mighty nein x reader #orym x will #vax’ildan vessar #percy de rolo #essek thelyss #caleb widogast #mollymauk tealeaf #cadeuces clay

[masked-kitsune]

Fnaf sister location redesigns.

Let's start off with my redesign of the titular character

🎪Circus Baby🍦

I made two versions of her design. One with her original blue eyes and one with her post possession green eyes. I turned her into a poodle and made her cheeks and hand pads heart shaped. I kept her color pallet as close as possible to the original. I made her more appealing also I hated the crop top.

🪄Funtime Freddy & Bon-Bon ✨

For Freddy and Bon-Bon I went with a magician with a rabbit coming outta their hat. I took some inspiration from 80s core color pallets for their clothes and I inverted their regular color pallets and added purple to Bon-Bon

✨Funtime Foxy🦁

I flipped his color pallet and made him a lion tamer/ring master

🌟Ballora🎵

I made her a combination ballerina and tight rope walker. I know her arms look weird I tried to make her look like a ballet dancer and this was the best I could do. Also I had to adjust her pallet a little bit

🦁Ennard🎈

I made him a lion clown. I used the color pallet we see on his mask and hat in game as inspiration and gave him heart cheeks to fit with everyone else

🥕Bonnet ☘

I made her role in the restaurant a little more original. She comes up and down from a stand in the Funtime Auditorium. I had some trouble with her outfit and ultimately decided on a purple and blue vest.

🎪Biddy bab🎉

I made him a little bear and gave him a clown ascetic to match Circus Baby

🌟Minireena🎶

I made her a tightrope walker/acrobat to perform with Ballora

🌈Funtime Chica🌟

I kept her color pallet mostly the same but made her look more chicken like. Also gave her a rainbow bandanna to give her a real fun vibe

Stay tuned for part 2

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf fandom #fnaf sister location #fnaf5 #circus baby #ballora #funtime chica #funtime freddy #funtime animatronics #funtime foxy #ennard #bon bon #bonnet #bidybab #minireena #sister location #tw implied death #redesign

[imaginemyshipswithme]

Romantic cartoon f/os

Disney

Luisa Madrigal - Encanto (❤️💪🏼 [luisa])

Bradley Uppercrust III - An Extremely Goofy Movie (🛹⚜️ [bradley])

Tank - An Extremely Goofy Movie (💪🏼🛹 [tank])

Brooklyn - Gargoyles (🏫 [brooklyn])

Captain Gantu - Lilo & Stitch (👽🔫 [gantu])

Randall Boggs - Monsters Inc. (🦎🚪 [randall])

Johnny Worthington III - Monsters University (😈🚪 [Johnny])

Jack Skellington - The Nightmare Before Christmas (🎃🎄💀 [jack skellington])

Emperor Awesome - Wander Over Yonder (🪩🦈 [awesome])

King Candy - Wreck-It Ralph (🍬👾 [king candy])

Warner Brothers

Queen Tyr’ahnee - Duck Dodgers (👑👽 [tyr’ahnee])

Good Cop/Bad Cop - The Lego Movie (👓🕶🚔 [good cop/bad cop])

Wile E. Coyote - Looney Tunes (🧨 [wile e.])

Rev Runner - Loonatics Unleashed (🐦🛼 [rev])

Tech E. Coyote - Loonatics Unleashed (🔬 [tech])

Devon & Cornwall - The Quest for Camelot (🐲🎼🐲 [Devon & Cornwall])

Dreamworks

Mr. Shark/Lou Shark - The Bad Guys (🦈🥸 [mr. shark])

Po - Kung Fu Panda (🐼 [po])

E. Aster Bunnymund - Rise of the Guardians (🐣💐 [bunnymund])

Johnny - Sing (🎶🎹 [johnny])

Brandy - Trolls: Band Together (🧶 [brandy])

Hasbro

Discord - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (🫠 [discord])

Starscream - Transformers (g1, armada, animated, prime) (✈️🌟 [starscream])

Knockout - Transformers Prime (🛞💉 [knockout])

Other

Kinger - The Amazing Digital Circus (🎪♟️ [kinger])

Bezel - Chikn Nuggit (🕑 [bezel])

Sir Pensious - Hazbin Hotel (🎩🐍 [sir pensious])

Vox - Hazbin Hotel (🎩🖥 [vox])

Blitzø - Helluva Boss (💥🔫 [blitzo])

Fizzorolli - Helluva Boss (🎪 [Fizz])

Arthur Kingsmen - Mystery Skulls (🔧🚐 [arthur])

Ace D. Copular - PPG/Gorillaz (💚🕶 [ace])

Hypnopotamus - ROTTMNT (🔮🦛[hypno])

Tentacular - Rumble (🐙🤼 [tentacular])

Jasper - Steven Universe (🧡💪🏼 [jasper])

Spinel - Steven Universe (❤️‍🩹 [spinel])

Black Hat - Villainous (🎩 [black hat])

Dr. Flug - Villainous (🧪 [flug])

#❤️‍🔥 romantic f/o ❤️‍🔥

[my-weird-news]

Scooter Braun's Epic Client Update: What You MUST Know! 🚀

#ScooterBraun's Rollercoaster Ride: From Bieber Fever to Business Buffoonery! 🛴 Oh, let me regale you with the tale of Scooter Braun, the maestro of music management, who once rode high on the Bieber wave but now seems to be navigating a sea of confusion and comedy. 🎶 Picture this: 2007, the age of flip phones and overly gelled hair. Scooter spots a young chap named Justin Bieber on the wild terrain of YouTube, strumming his guitar and serenading virtual fans. And in a move that would later be seen as both genius and mildly outrageous, Scooter signs him up, probably while shouting, "Eureka! I've found the kid with the hair that defies gravity!" 🎸🕺 Fast forward a bit, and under his SB Products banner, Scooter starts assembling a constellation of stars. There's Ariana Grande, the voice of an angel with the ponytail that seems to have its own gravitational pull, and Demi Lovato, the diva who can hit those high notes without shattering glass (well, mostly). 🎤👑 Then, enter August 2023, a month that saw Scooter making more headlines than a tap-dancing elephant in Times Square. Rumors burst forth like confetti from a party popper: Bieber, Grande, and Lovato were supposedly plotting a daring escape from the Scooter ship! 🚢😱 But hold your horses, dear reader! An insider, a whisperer of truths from the mystical land of Us Weekly, decided to set the record straight. "Hold your horses, folks! They're all still under contract," they proclaimed with a dramatic flourish. "Scooter's just donned a bigger hat as the CEO of Hybe America, and negotiations are happening like a frenzied dance-off!" Ah, the drama! The whispers, the intrigue, the misadventures of the pop music puppet master. 🕺💃 And then, my friends, the twist in the tale. Those pesky other sources chimed in, like those annoying background singers who just can't stay in tune. They claimed that Scooter's star-studded ship was indeed a bit leaky. Scooter, however, responded in the only way a man of his stature could: with a tweet. "Breaking news ... I'm no longer managing myself." Oh, Scooter, you jester! 🤣 Now, let's not forget the climax of this carnival. Sign up for Us Weekly's free, daily newsletter, because, clearly, this saga is far from over. Will Scooter keep juggling pop sensations like a caffeinated circus clown? Will Bieber break free to start a career as a professional pogo-sticker? Only time will tell, my dear audience! ⏳🎪 So there you have it, the chronicle of Scooter Braun, the man who went from discovering Bieber on the virtual street corner to leading a music empire, all while turning negotiation tables into comedy stages. Bravo, Scooter, bravo! 👏🤹‍♂️#ScooterBraun's Rollercoaster Ride: From Bieber Fever to Business Buffoonery! 🛴 Oh, let me regale you with the tale of Scooter Braun, the maestro of music management, who once rode high on the Bieber wave but now seems to be navigating a sea of confusion and comedy. 🎶 Picture this: 2007, the age of flip phones and overly gelled hair. Scooter spots a young chap named Justin Bieber on the wild terrain of YouTube, strumming his guitar and serenading virtual fans. And in a move that would later be seen as both genius and mildly outrageous, Scooter signs him up, probably while shouting, "Eureka! I've found the kid with the hair that defies gravity!" 🎸🕺 Fast forward a bit, and under his SB Products banner, Scooter starts assembling a constellation of stars. There's Ariana Grande, the voice of an angel with the ponytail that seems to have its own gravitational pull, and Demi Lovato, the diva who can hit those high notes without shattering glass (well, mostly). 🎤👑 Then, enter August 2023, a month that saw Scooter making more headlines than a tap-dancing elephant in Times Square. Rumors burst forth like confetti from a party popper: Bieber, Grande, and Lovato were supposedly plotting a daring escape from the Scooter ship! 🚢😱 But hold your horses, dear reader! An insider, a whisperer of truths from the mystical land of Us Weekly, decided to set the record straight. "Hold your horses, folks! They're all still under contract," they proclaimed with a dramatic flourish. "Scooter's just donned a bigger hat as the CEO of Hybe America, and negotiations are happening like a frenzied dance-off!" Ah, the drama! The whispers, the intrigue, the misadventures of the pop music puppet master. 🕺💃 And then, my friends, the twist in the tale. Those pesky other sources chimed in, like those annoying background singers who just can't stay in tune. They claimed that Scooter's star-studded ship was indeed a bit leaky. Scooter, however, responded in the only way a man of his stature could: with a tweet. "Breaking news ... I'm no longer managing myself." Oh, Scooter, you jester! 🤣 Now, let's not forget the climax of this carnival. Sign up for Us Weekly's free, daily newsletter, because, clearly, this saga is far from over. Will Scooter keep juggling pop sensations like a caffeinated circus clown? Will Bieber break free to start a career as a professional pogo-sticker? Only time will tell, my dear audience! ⏳🎪 So there you have it, the chronicle of Scooter Braun, the man who went from discovering Bieber on the virtual street corner to leading a music empire, all while turning negotiation tables into comedy stages. Bravo, Scooter, bravo! 👏🤹‍♂️ Read the full article

[alovevigilante]

It’s………….. (ala Monty python and the flying circus. Say it like that hairy, feral man crawling up to the camera and getting too close and encroaching on my person space and waaaaayyyy overstepping my boundaries, scaring the crap out of a 4 year old me when I was too little to stay up late watching their funny but slightly inappropriate show for my age, but I was waiting for them to sing the “lumberjack” song…,)

….almost Christmas soon… 🎶you better watch out….🎶

Ok, this is not a threat. This is what people say when Santa comes to town, ok? I didn’t write the Christmas song that said, “you better watch out, you better not cry…” or pout or any other crap that adults don’t go for. I don’t know or give a sh*t who did write that song, probably an evil non good doer that was very much into controlling the behavior of people with threats, but regardless of their reasoning THEY and only THEY are the ones who were threatening you, not me.

Here… for clarity’s sake, I will put the music notes next to the words in this post so you know to sing it. Hopefully my supposed “threat” of reminding you that Santa coming to town will be lessened in your minds by the jolly crap of singing the threat as a tune. Because Christmas is a holiday widely celebrated all around the world on December 25 every year by lots of people. I can’t stop time, and make it stop approaching and finally get here. I don’t have that kind of power. So just be aware of “its” comeuppance. Yes, quite literally, it’s coming up. Christmas time…. I don’t threaten people, ok?! I sit in my house all day watching reruns of “Guy’s grocery game” and try to figure out how to make a meal out of some old summer turkey sausage in winter, and some rotten and semi freezer burned kale that’s been sitting in the fridge for too long out of neglect, and the purchase fueled by the feeling of needing to purchase it to begin with to be a good and diligent mom, because now I own the kale so if anyone comes at me for being unhealthy and a bad influence on my kid I can proudly open the fridge and show them that I do indeed, have kale even though it’s rotten, and in the meantime the kale has developed freezer burn on half of it in the fridge! Ok?! Who knew that could even happen?! It’s not a freezer, it’s a fridge! Fine! Fine! I give up! You’re right, I’m a horrible, terrible person for threatening you with the obvious approachment of the f-ing holiday season which is like, duh, come on!

Belushi, John: But noooooo….

Kari: Exactly! Because I’m mean and scary and wanting to kill everyone with holiday cheer!

Belushi, John: My “but noooooo” (say it the way I used to deliver it, it was comedy gold….) was for you.

Kari: Ok, whatever… As I was saying…. (Takes a beat to get back on track) Ok, John, you totally disrupted my speech and screwed up my rant…

Belushi, John: Thank god I did, cause you were totally going south. I mean, you went all the way down south to Dixie then straight down lower past the equator through South America all the way down to the South Pole but where the Sasquatch lives not Santa with your negative energy and attitude.

Kari: it’s a yeti.

Belushi, John: what’s a yeti?!

Kari: it’s a yeti that lives in cold, wintery weather, like the South Pole environment, not the Sasquatch.

Belushi, John: No nut bag, Santa lives in the North Pole…

Kari: Listen numb skull, Santa lives where I say he lives, you got it?!

Carlin: I don’t think that’s how it works….

Moe Howard: Squeeze the cider out of his Adam’s apple!

Carlin: (to Moe) Which one of us are you talking about?

Moe: ohhhhh, wise guy, eh?!

(Moe eye pokes Carlin)

Carlin: wtf was that for?!?

Santa Claus: (chuckling and holding his belly that’s most likely and hopefully a bowl full of jelly) Oh! Ho ho no….

Kari: Anyhoo, the Sasquatch lives in the forest and warmer climates. Also, the Sasquatch is brown. He is also afraid of the cameras, and doesn’t want to be seen, much like me as I age and eat my way through the end of 2021, and he also has the moniker, “Bigfoot”.

Belushi, John: Kari, you are the weirdest chick ever. I don’t give a sh*t about the Sasquatch or the yeti!

Kari: Are you not into cryptozoology?! How can you not be into that?! The chupacabra is a goat sucker! Doesn’t that intrigue you?!

Belushi, John: oh sh*t….

Kari: no, that’s the snowshoe hare. They eat their own feces for nutrients… my son just told me that. It’s our usual type of “pre breakfast” conversation.

Belushi, John: I’m out….

George Carlin: no, wait, this is kind of interesting… what is the real difference between a Sasquatch and a yeti? Because both are giant, unbathed, hairy beasts that live as loners in the woods….

Kari: not unlike the “it’s” guy from Monty python…. and John Belushi….

Belushi, John: oh man… she’s going after my nut balls now….

Kari: do you have those still?

Belushi, John: no. No I don’t now after you just chopped them off…

Carlin: you don’t have them? Cause I do… 🎶Belushi’s chestnuts roasting in an open forum…🎶

Kari: no. I toast, not roast. So cheers to your nut balls, John! Here… you can have them back… they’re lightly toasted.

Belushi, John: crazy f*cking woman…

Carlin: ok, I think we got way off track here. Listen Kari, what I think John is trying to say is what you’re spewing? That’s not Christmas.

Kari: I thought he was out.

Belushi, John: (muttering to himself) I’m gonna kill her, I swear….

Carlin: then she’d be here with us…

Belushi, John: (to Carlin) Good point. (Back to Kari) Look Kari, Christmas is Lollypops, and gumdrops, and other happy sh*t like that. Not what you’re peddling, mrs. Stink sasshole claus….

Kari: Fine! I stink! Im mrs. Stink sasshole Sasquatch Claus!

Belushi, John: I only said Mrs. Stink sasshole Claus….but you are fairly hairy in the above photo…

Kari: Right! I’m hairy, and stinky, and festive! I get you and everyone else, ok?! I’m literally the worst holiday spirited furry, freaky lunatic! And you know what else?! I can’t even cook after dedicating 56,000 hours to the Food Network watching people show me how, ok?! You are right! I’m the worst stinky caca poo crap in the world for being jolly and bright and reminding you peace on earth and good will to men, and only men, and not women, kids or anyone else that identifies themselves differently then men, ok?! Fine! Good will only to men! Not to animals, ok?! Not to elephants or tigers or bears, or….

George Carlin: Um, Kari?

Kari: yeah?!?!?!?!

Carlin: Merry Christmas, you nut ball.

Kari: Thanks. I needed that…

Belushi, John: so do I after this conversation…

Carlin: the Christmas nut-Kraken, has been unleashed….

Scene.

🎅😉

#choose love #love matters #self reflection #monty python #it’s guy #aunt pat & uncle Ron scared me by saying it til I cried but I laugh about it now that I’m 47 #me #my beard #beardie #beardstyle #beard life #beardstagram #beards of tumblr #I’m Italian #hairy #Monty python and the flying circus #christmas time #it’s christmas #eh bleh meh #guys grocery games #guy fieri #i dunno #Youtube #my face #selfie #love

[skippyv20]

THE TALE OF A LONG LOST PRINCE

Dearest Skippy, something a blogger said, here or on another site, reminded me of the theme song for the ancient American TV series, “Gilligan’s Island."  The television series was a totally goofy, frivolous show and in comparison to the "Kubuki theatre” we’re witnessing, (starring: the British Royal Family, “spies,” a secret powerful, money grabbing, evil organization that may deal in child trafficking and the world’s worst Z-list actress with such greedy ambition she thought it a “good idea” to grift the British Royal Family) I thought it might add a bit of frivolity as we are forced to endure a long-awaited conclusion to this media circus.  Here is the new “theme” song that should be sung to the theme of the classic tune for, “Gilligan’s Island."  Hope you’re familiar with the theme song & that it brings a little enjoyment to you & your fantastic helpers.  Thanks for all you do.  JA

🎶 JUST SIT RIGHT BACK AND YOU’LL HEAR A TALE

     A TALE OF A FATEFUL LAD

     WHO STARTED AS A HAPPY BOY

     WITH JUST A TOUCH OF BAD

     WITH JUST A TOUCH OF BAD

     HIS GRAN WAS A MIGHTY RULING QUEEN

     HIS FATHER SOMEWHAT ODD

     HIS MOTHER LONG SINCED PASSED AWAY

     AND HIS BROTHER BLESSED BY GOD

     HIS BROTHER BLESSED BY GOD

     AS HE BECAME HIS OWN YOUNG MAN

     THE PUBLIC LOVED HIM SO

     HE COULD STRIP FOR A GAME OF NAKED POOL

     AND EVERYONE’D LET IT GO

     AND EVERYONE’D LET IT GO

     HE SMOKED AND SNIFFED AND SLEPT AROUND

     AND LEFT SOME DARLING DAMES

     WITH CHELSY

     AND CRESSIDA TOO

     BUT THE NEXT WOULD WRECK HIS LIFE:

     A Z-LIST AGED MOVIE “STAR”

     WHO PLAYS MALICIOUS GAMES

     WHO PLAYS MALICIOUS GAMES

     SO THIS IS A TALE OF A NOW LOST PRINCE

     EMBROILED FOR A LONG LONG TIME

     HE’LL HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF THINGS

     FOR IT’S AN UPHILL CLIMB

     FOR IT’S AN UPHILL CLIMB

     THE HELPERS & BELOVED SKIPPY TOO

     WILL DO THEIR VERY BEST

     TO ILLUSTRATE HER NASTY TRICKS

     AND EXPOSE HER VILE NEST

     AND EXPOSE HER VILE NEST!

     NO GRACE, NO BRAINS, NO LOVE AT ALL,

     NOT A SINGLE REAL SKILL

     LIKE WALLIS FROM SO LONG AGO

     SHE TAKES AND GIVES BACK NILL

     SHE TAKES AND GIVES BACK NILL

     SO JOIN US HERE EACH WEEK MY FRIEND

     YOU’RE SURE TO GET A SMILE

     FROM PUBLIC GAFFS TO SECRET TAPES

     THAT CAME FROM EPSTEIN’S ISLE

     THAT CAME FROM EPSTEIN’S ISLE  🎶

This is wonderful!  You made my day!  Very impressive!  Thank you so much!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💕

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