Remember this ? Well The Cinema Snob requested a dakimakura of himself and we had to oblige XDDD working on him was SO MUCH FUN.
You can find them on the loading crew craft store.
Art© @little-noko & @alainaprana
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Lines From Stephen x Clea Fanfics I May Never Write (Out of Context) Post 145:
Clea: I wish we could stay like this forever...
Stephen: Yeah...But we gotta get up sometime. I don't know about you, but I'm hungry.
Clea: Fair enough...I could use some coffee.
(They start getting out of bed, but when Stephen turns and sees Clea's naked breasts his eyes widen. Suddenly, he's hungry for something a little bit closer.)
Stephen: Although...we could stay in bed a little longer...
(She turns to him, smirking.)
Clea: Oh? Sounds like you didn't get enough last night.
Stephen: (He smirks and leans in closer to her) I don't hear you complaining.
(Clea giggles.)
(He kisses her and she folds her arms around his neck as they fall back onto the bed.)
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Whenever Dax helps Maena out with her magic practice and experiments:
@hellforestrp
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Cinema Snob: L´s Father (Death Note)
I think this is my favourite snob riff, followed by, “Billy Preston, what are you doing here?!”
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Watching a video of the game Megaman Sunrise with my wife, and....wait, is Mirage Man flipping us off?!
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The Monster's Christmas - The Cinema Snob
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When I did Tinto Brass Month last year, I knew the only proper way to follow that up when it was over was to look at Another Cinema Snob Movie.
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It’s interesting seeing RLM review movies that Cinema Snob reviewed in Best of the Worst. They have interesting takes. Makes me wonder what would happen if if Brad Jones interacted with Mike & Jay.
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Lines From Stephen x Clea Fanfics I May Never Write (Out of Context) Post 103:
Clea: (sighs) I wish you were here, Stephen. It gets so lonely without you around.
Stephen: Well, are you doing anything right now?
Clea: No.
Stephen: Oh good. (Clea sees a portal open beside her bed, grinning happily.) Neither am I.
(Clea smiles.)
(She jumps off the bed and into her husband’s arms. He kisses her deeply, and closes the portal behind him as they start making out.)
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"Ruon Tarka" is Risian for "Cinema Snob"
Tarka is a snobbish genius who disdained his hedonistic home planet of Risa. Not unlike a snobbish film critic being forced to review p*rn.
While trapped with the Emerald Chain, Tarka no doubt witnessed violence as gratuitous as an 80s exploitation film
His alien cellmate looks a bit like Nukie
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i don't think ANY franchise should be considered good or revolutionary enough to be able to put aside blatant antisemitism/racism/queerphobia/etc etc ETC but harry potter is absolutely NOT it
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I see fandoms rightfully hating or being very critical on a sequel/prequel/spinoff movie or show in a franchise for shitting on what was in other movies and straight up retconning or changing characters and relationships, but then I see it brings as much if not more money than the previous ones and reviewers, article writers and YouTube reactors love it and praise it which will only encourage making more soulless cashgrabs since a big part of the audience loves it, and then I think we do deserve living in a dark age for cinema after all
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