Why does no one talk about that iconic moment when Chi Chi Devayne’s beads went flying all over the stage during her high note in the lip sync of “And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going”
You know I saw this video somewhere but I really do think what they should do is runways should be scored like a ball. And if you get like all 10s then you don't get in the bottom. Cuz I feel like one ways should save you. They should never be the reason you're in the bottom. Cuz then you're just rewarding the runaway pricing of being on drag race.
My working title is Crowley's drag race but it doesn't have the same ring
I've been thinking for MONTHS about this but I have nothing, is the same empty brainrot :> my brain is empty most of the time
Jamil — Medusa Sands, a sassy pageant queen that is a very talented dancer and in the show, great lipsyncs.
Her vibe is kind of Bianca del Rio + Anetra + Chi Chi DeVayne (??) Yes, but kind of the same ideas as Shea Couleé for aesthetics, very connected with her Scalding Sands culture, think Fairy Gala but drag.
I'm not even going to think about her performance in the show bc It'll hurt my head.
Rook — Amour, it's just Rook but in drag, nobody fucking knows at the start what they do, but it turns out to be a mix of comedy (when it lands) and things of force, like fighting.
OK HEAR ME OUT BenDeLaCreme + Manila Luzon + Katya, and then she can be just frenchie here and there, for aesthetics Willow Pill comes to mind but,, toned down (?) If Marcia x3 or Derrick Barry tried to do Willow :)
Rook would win or do a great job at snatch game doing Neige Leblanche bc she stans
Malleus Draconia — Maleficia, just drag excellence, an absolute legend outside and inside the show, just the absolute best at everything.
Yes she'd have the name of her grandma as her drag name that sounds cute to me aww — and vibes obviously Sasha Colby (!) + Courney Act + Violet Chachki. I also think Violet for aesthetics, but made oooooold drag, like Vivacious and Divine (Divine wasn't on the show but, you know she is iconic). She is always regal and elegant, even when she necessarily doesn't have to be.
As much as it pains me, I don't think Vil would be a drag queen in this au but a guest judge if given the oportunity, he'd be impersonated if not because he is a celebrity in canon.
I don't mix royalty in the same category because we have a lot of royalty in twst, and we'd run out of charas to make queens.
Epel isn't in the au at all whatsoever because it's not his thing, and he'd be like Trinity K. Bonet all season, and that's not very fun to watch, so no.
Maybe I'll add in the future more to this, and actually desing some of their costumes, and I don't knlw what to do with this au really, it just exists now