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Use my hole as a fleshlight 🥺👉👈

You missed the horny train we are thinking about the school of mensis from Bloodborne

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3 am thoughts on Bloodborne

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But if a man with an incredible rack wants to hold me while I think about Bloodborne that would be ideal

3 am and ferally horny

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Ok that’s over now I’m thinking about Bloodborne

3 am and ferally horny

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Boyd Gates photographed by Vincent Van den Dries, Fucking Young!

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3 am and ferally horny

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I am dying for a Dark Souls game with Sonic the Hedgehog as the protagonist

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Omg the Majestic is looking SO DIFFERENT.

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Are we done with the lobotomy jokes? They’re played out. Unless you actually got a lobotomy. In which case you probably don’t remember that we were making them

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And tbh it’s also like. NYC is the most walkable major in North America. If I was born in Europe or Asia or Africa or S America I can imagine I may choose another city. But I don’t think I wanna leave my family by leaving the continent. So nyc it is. (Also- I’m unsure I think Mexico City is very walkable? Alas I do not speak Spanish).

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Taylor did NOT compare herself to Patti Smith. When Brendon U wrote the lyric “we are the new Dead Kennedys” was bad enough (as someone who loves him) but this is like. The richest woman in the world who has been rich her whole life comparing herself to the godmother of punk. I swear to GODDDDDDDDDDDD

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I’m such a city boy lol. I love nature and I love being from Texas and that I can do to the countryside anytime I want and see the stars and I do try to take advantage of that. But after roughly 4 days I’m like “ok back to New York now :)” which is so funny because like. This place is wild I love it when New Yorkers try to convince people it’s the best place to live. It is like. Inherently unreasonable to live here. And yet. /onnoxoous nyc post

#I know posts like this about nyc are annoying I know

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Did we ever figure out what the deal with airline food was

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I continue to terrify my coworkers by going to concerts on work nights

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