listen anytime i need a laugh i picture how the five were essentially the heathers of 1880s oxford lmao bye
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“ got yourself into quite the predicament there, haven’t you ? ” (from Magnus? Trying to... help?)
August almost jumped at the sound of the voice, having not realised that anyone had snuck up on him. The man was right though, he had managed to find himself in a pretty sticky situation. His car was dead, the battery refusing to start in the cold weather, and he was nowhere near home. “I uh.. yeah, this thing doesn’t want to start,” he muttered, glancing down at the phone in his hand before turning to look at the man once more. “I don’t suppose you know where I’d be able to get some help?”
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"save me, jonathan sims" <- ridiculous sentence. he cannot save himself
"save me, sydney sargent" <- i mean...i guess he could try?
"save me, arthur lester" <- now this is real. he WILL save you.
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Me listening to my silly little podcasts 🤭
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podcast crossover sleepover!
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what is it with trans people naming themselves after podcast characters. those funky little traumatised voices just have so much gender everyone must have some
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nightmare blunt rotation with micheal distortion kevin and elijah volkov
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Assigning the CHNT cast TMA entity alignments… add on if you wish/ have any differing ideas! I have yet to assign some ppl still.
Sydney: The Corruption
(Connection to concepts of decay, mushrooms worms, bugs n decomposition, illness and deterioration, consumptive/ unhealthy attachment style, self-destructive desperation for love/ “always wanted to be killed by something that loves me”- that whole squash monologue captures my point pretty well.)
Jedidiah: The Web/ The End
(He’s hyper-aware of the string pulling us all along to our inevitable fate, serenaded by the unstoppable ticking of a clock. He tries to know, control, and change that. He tries to pull the strings and turn back the clock hands. He manipulates/ hides things from Sydney, who’s all wrapped up in the web he strung. Themes of fate, inevitability, death, and the cheating of it!)
Elijah: The Distortion
Infectious hysteria! His presence is accompanied by confusion, (what’s regarded as) delusional religious beliefs, and just a general aura of dreamlike surrealism. He’s cryptid-like. Those who look at him are overtaken with his religious fervor. Sydney worries that he’s a hallucination for a while. Themes of madness, unreality, and not trusting one’s own mind (manipulation falls under that category).
Adam: The Flesh
Yeah. Next. (Takes on other people’s appearances! Cannibalism! Blood! Mutilation! He knows how human brains function and he uses that understanding to toy with them, that could be interpreted as taking advantage of the fallible nature of flesh. So easily destroyed!)
Ok short spitfire round for some of the counsellors/ others that I can think of atm
Rowan: The Extinction
Juniper: The Distortion
Lucille: The Web
Soren: The End
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[ID: a digital drawing of Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood from the Magnus Archives, kissing on a sofa with a gentle glow surrounding them. Jon is depicted as a short, thin man with dark brown skin and scars across his body. Martin is a tall, fat man with light brown skin and freckles. He is about eight months pregnant. Jon balances with one foot on the floor and one leg over Martin’s thigh, lifting himself up to wrap his arms around Martin’s neck and cradle his head in his hands. Both of Martin’s hands rest on Jon’s back, one drifting beneath the hem of Jon’s shirt. They kiss with intense, slightly sad expressions, though Martin has a bit of a smile as Jon’s nose smushes against his cheek. End ID.]
Indulging in my favorite pastime: sketching scenes from my own wip instead of writing the damned thing. this is the reunion kiss from chapter 3 of Do It All Anew.
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I believed in soulmates when Magnus sought peace and found it in Alec
—the midnight heir, the bane chronicles
—what to buy the shadowhunter who has everything (and who you’re not officially dating anyway), the bane chronicles
—epilogue, red scrolls of magic
—the city in the sea, Queen of Air and Darkness
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I feel like im actually going insane ive been just on my own obsessing about these random ass podcasts and then i come to tumblr and there is a whole ass community of other ppl also feral about the same exact podcasts how is this happening
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spacing out while listening to tma and tuning back in to hear jon screaming in agony again
spacing out while listening to ch&t and tuning back in to a fucking ritual in the woods
spacing out while listening to malevolent and tuning back in to arthur making very. suspicious. noises
spacing out while listening to litwtc and tuning back in to chris and will chanting "KILL YOURSELF, KILL YOURSELF, KILL YOURSELF" in unison.
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The connection between horror podcasts' fans and will wood's fans needs to be studied fr
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That one character that you love/loathe so much that you want to
Preserve them in a jar
Spread them across some dough
Roll them up tight
Bake in the oven at 420°C for 24 hrs (or until burnt to a crisp)
Then feed them to your friend
You know the one.
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I love podcasts!! I just love them so much!! I love silly little gay horror podcasts!! I love their funky music!!! I love the characters!!! I love imagining what they look like in my head!!!! I love the terror and comfort they simultaneously bring me!!!!! Wow I just really love podcasts
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