What the SBI + Others would dress up as for Halloween
Philza - Biker (leather jacket and all) (he probably had a motorcycle when he wasn’t old and decrepit lmao L imagine being old)
Techno - a princess. (That’s it.)
Wilbur - A vampire if he’s feeling serious (would definitely overdo it with fake blo0d), and an M&M if he isn’t (you know what color + he would put his hair into pigtails for both)
Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo - Those ghosts that are just sheets with sunglasses (would switch out their costumes into cheap masks and double back on their trick or treating to get extra candy)
Michael - Pumpkin (or some other fruit themed children’s costume, preferably with a little hat)
Shroud - a roller skater (mostly so he could wear roller skates on all 8 of his feet) (also an excuse to shoulder check people)
Niki and Jack - Thing 1 & Thing 2 (from the Cat in the Hat) (they definitely argued about who was #1, and of course, Niki won)
Kristin - Dragonfly (or other cool shiny/elegant creature)(I love you mumza)
Quackity - Cowboy (yes, he did bedazzle his hat himself, yes, he is wearing platform boots, and yes, he is paired with Slime and Foolish) (has a toy g*n that shoots silly string)
Slime and Foolish - one of those two person horse costumes (Slime in front, Foolish in back with two coconut shells to clop together like hooves)
James Marriott (yes I’m counting jamesdoesmining, screw you) - Scooby Doo (he thought that they were doing a group costume, was sadly mistaken)
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08-06-2023: Day 6 of the First Try Techno Challenge!
For the All wheel, I got Technoblade and the Syndicate!
You may notice a distinct lack of Philza, but the story demanded it.
After eleven year old Technoblade discovers that Philza has forbidden the Syndicate (Techno’s awesome book club) from turning Technoblade into a vampire (they are all children), Technoblade revokes Philza’s membership with the Syndicate and maes a new rule: No Grown-Ups Allowed.
Now that he is a grown up himself, and immortal through his own means, he COULD lift the ban on Philza. If he wanted to.
Hope you like them!
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There are only four fics that i have ever cried while reading.
And they are magnificent.
part 1. Passerine.
spoiler warning
First, the absolute masterpiece of Passerine, written by blujamas. With over 6,000 comments, 88,000 kudos, 17,000 bookmarks, and 3,000,000 hits, Passerine is one of- if not the most- famous DSMP fics. Just under the typical word count for a novel, at 76,373 words, Passerine follows Philza, Technoblade, Wilbur and Tommy. Philza and Technoblade are gods of death and blood, while Wilbur and Tommy are Philza's mortal sons. Technoblade, alone for centuries, a sword for hire, meets Philza, a man with Stygian wings and many secrets.
They find solace in the company of each other. However, one day Technoblade looks up and realizes that his one constant has disappeared. Gone, like the arctic wind; gone, like the last frost of winter; gone, like the innocence of a newborn child.
Technoblade, feeling abandoned, continues as he once was, destroying kingdoms with the wave of a sword or the thrust of a trident. The man makes his way to a kingdom, one that has enjoyed peace and prosperity for a century. There, he finds his old friend masquerading as a mortal king.
Philza, once a powerful death god, now pretends he is mortal, a normal human with a wife and two sons. But...his oldest, Wilbur, speaks of voices. The same ones that haunt Technoblade day in, day out. Philza kneels at Technoblade's feet, and begs for the man's assistance.
And so, Technoblade becomes the eldest prince's tutor, training the boy in combat. All is peaceful, Wilbur is slowly improving, Technoblade even gets to meet Philza's wife- until it isn't. The boy's mother, who had been sick for a long time, passes away in the middle of night; Philza is gone once more, leaving but a note and a child king in his absence.
Slowly, the three heal together. Wilbur grows into the vacancy left by his father, Tommy hones his skills in combat, and Technoblade throws himself into politics and diplomacy. Yet, another threat looms on the horizon. This time, it is the Green Army, who has annihilated a city on the border of Wilbur's kingdom.
King Wilbur swore peace for the kingdom, yet he now calls his subjects to war. However, the citizens are ready and they follow the song of battle to the Blue Valley. The Green Army, led by a god of war clad in white, is vicious and unrelenting.
The god of war has a personal agenda of vengeance against Technoblade, and so, he attacks the two closest to the Blood God's heart. But Technoblade arrives in the nick of time, throwing the other god into the ground. Wilbur and Tommy live to see another day- at least one of them will.
The Royal Army, outnumbered ten to one, flees to activate the back-up plan.
Blow it up to kingdom come.
Tommy, of course, does not know of the plan and is hurt by Wilbur once again keeping secrets. His shrill cry of “Don’t fucking touch me!” distracts Technoblade from his fight with the war god. The god takes advantage of it and lunges in for the killing blow- but he is stopped with a broadsword to the chest, courtesy of the Angel of Death himself.
The young prince is elated to see his father once more, and runs to greet Philza.
The war god is not dead, not yet. With the last of his strength, he grasps one of Technoblade's lost knives.
He throws.
And he hits his mark.
Tommy collapses to the ground, knife in his heart. Wilbur, the boy king, holds his dying brother in his arms; Technoblade can feel nothing at all. Tommy says he would have liked to hear Wilbur play once more, Technoblade vows to play for him, but it is all in vain. Philza promises his son they will be here one last time as Tommy slips away into darkness and his mother's tinkling laugh.
Now, I won't be recounting the rest of the story, for it is a beautiful and terrible thing I can do no justice to. But Tommy's death destroyed me. I shed tears for many nights afterwards; even my family and friends noticed how quiet I was. But I loved it with all my heart. Passerine is a love letter, a eulogy, a song, and an obituary pulled from the stars into writing.
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