we need to have a serious conversation about how gwen is so girlfriend (lesbian) coded
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ROSE: My mother was asking me more questions about the nonbinary thing, and... after talking to me for a bit, she said,
MOM: "ohhhh so yure a rosé! not a chardonaey transitioning 2 a merlot, just ur own uninque type"
ROSE: ...which was such a middle-aged white woman way to frame it, but I cannot lie, gang. It did make me want to cry.
KANAYA: Dionysus Compelled Her In That Moment
JADE: non-WINE-ary!!!!!
KANAYA: And In A Way You Have Been A Rosé All Along
ROSÉ: ...What if I did something really funny.
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Once again thinking about that dream I had where the mechs lose the Aurora and have to travel in a rickety little ship across the cosmos in search of her... I don't remember anything about the dream except knowing that's what was going on. But I just think I'd be an immaculate fanfic.
(Also as a bonus idea if you like adding Lyfrassir to everything mechs (me I do that): what if they happen to be stranded on the same planet Lyfrassir has been hiding out on post Bifrost and enlist/beg for their help in finding the Aurora (to which they begrudgingly agree, probably hobbit style bc the hobbit is what inspired this idea). Also in this timeline we shall pretend Nastya came back from Out or while Aurora is out without the mechs she somehow finds and reconnects and Nastya? Idk but we're not having this fic without Nastya.)
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Saw this Romance Chart and had fun filling it out for Imogen, so I figured some of you might too!
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How do you curse dice so one of your players rolls below a 20 and doesn't fuck up your entire plans for the session
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People are acting like Yang being gay with Blake while bad things are happening to ruby is Yang being a “bad sister” like Yang not being allowed to have nice things because the universe will immediately attack ruby is new???
Like it’s not either of their fault that the gods of rwby just hate Yang being gay
Back in atlas Yang and Blake going dancing? The party rubys working at gets attacked
Yang and Blake have a moment after killing Adam? Rubys getting attacked by a giant mech
Barn scene? Like minutes later they’re all attacked by the apathy which leads ruby alone to defend them
Even in the like beginning of the series this been happening
Remember when they got that SINGLE DANCE TOGETHER!?!?!? Minutes later ruby goes and fights CHILD MURDERER CINDER FUCKING FALL
They went on that one mission in the abandoned city Blake and Yang had a little “your not one to back down from a fight Blake” yeah wasn’t that nice- RUBY GETS KIDNAPPED you guys remember that??? She was so freaked out poor yang
literally the second she becomes partners with Blake they’re having a great time literally the easiest time out of any other team partners even renora in which Nora’s having a great time but rens suffering they get there first and they’re just chilling and you know what rubys doing meanwhile FLYING ON A DAMN NEVERMORE
For like the earlier stuff that happened it was a lot of ruby being a gremlin child and taking every opportunity to get away from her overprotective sister to go and be a menace to society and then later on it’s that the universe is literally trying to give ruby every kind of trauma and yang physically can’t be there to help with all of it
Like when her and Blake got together Yang was TELEPORTED AWAY ABOVE SOME MAGICAL INFINITE ABYSS and try and Yang might to be as not gay as possible avoiding with all her might saying I love you out loud she’s literally got no choice and then the next day ruby gets the worst mental breakdown of her life
It’s not rubys fault she doesn’t support yang being gay that shits a survival tactic Blake seducing her sister is gonna get her killed
No wonder Yang was so overprotective especially in the beginning of the season it starts out with ruby getting FUCKING ROBBED yeah that’s probably the last time ruby was ever allowed to go shopping by herself
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