#cause of the language

[cozystars]

tee hee

#cosmo creates #doodles #jp&e #captain syrup is like wario where she takes odd jobs #but a bit more dangerous. like doing jobs for bowser dangerous #which I really need to find a way to Like. drawing lol #anyways :) they’re being very normal #a bit of a Daisy redesign as well #I’d make her hair shorter but she’s already so far from her og design #suggestive #cause of the language #OH ALSO #the ends of syrups hair #looks like wicks #as a reference to black beard lighting his hair on fire to intimidate #:)!!! #smoking

[cimicherrychanga]

Because i feel like i might be overestimating what the average is, i shall Conduct Research

This isn't about how many languages you speak, but how many youre able to count up to at least 10 in, since basic numbers are some of the first words you learn in a foreign language and sometimes you catch them without having studied the language at all

#shut up dave #cause like. i got 7 i think? #which isnt much ofc but i would assume its probably slightly above average #MY HYPOTHESIS. is that the average person on earth. can count up to 10 in at least 3 languages #hypothesis which i reached after a lot of narrowing down. so i have a feeling its correct this time

[baradragon]

give me the state if you're comfy and what languages were offered

#i got curious cause i went to a big international studies HS #we had 5 languages #spanish french german japanese and latin #this was in central florida btw

[jupiter-nwn]

yeag

#aromantic #aro #actually aromantic #aromantic spectrum #aromanticism #aro pride #arospec #idk more tags to add idk brother #I'm just a gray-aro wannabe polyglot #I added the little '(and catalan)' text cause like. That's my first language like I can't just not lmao; plus it's also a romance lang

[kenjakusbraincum]

Sukuna is old. He is also weirdly cultured for the monster that he is. With so much time on his hands, he loves indulging in arts and literature, and as with everything else he tries, he's good at it. You wouldn't know this, of course, you are only his pet. The time you spend with him is limited and hardly consists of intellectual conversation. You are there to serve one purpose and you know that quite well. So when you wake up in his bed one morning, two things come as a surprise. First that you're even here. It's one of those rare occasions when Sukuna couldn't be bothered kicking or carrying you out of his chambers once your time together was up. Second, he's awake, bent over his desk and so concentrated on a little figurine in his hand that he doesn't immediately notice you've shuffled awake. Once your eyes focus, you see that he's holding a tool in his other hand. He's carving wood. You're almost hypnotized by the scene. The scene feels so private that even for a pet like you, who knows Sukuna in the most intimate way, it feels like you shouldn't be watching. But you can't look away.

"Awake?", he asks, without sparing a glance at you. You apologize for staring, and look for your clothes around the bed. You throw them on just precisely enough to cover up until you reach your chambers, just wanting to be as quick and innocuous as possible. You wait for Sukuna's approval to leave. He gives you a simple nod, once more avoiding to look at you. You leave feeling conflicted. Special, because he allowed you to stay and watch (even as little as you did), but saddened because he barely looked at you, once more solidifying in your mind that you're only interesting to him when you're naked and bent over. As long as you've been here, you could never stop wishing for his validation.

Sukuna knows when you get insecure too. He notices the way your eyes droop, the way you close in on yourself and seem absent in his presence. He justifies this excessive worry about you by telling himself he likes to be the only thing that bothers his pets. All the way until he realized he already is the only thing that can make you sad. This realization falls upon him one time he lashes out on you and sees the immediate change of heart on your face. Now, he isn't one to apologize, especially not to someone who is as low under him as his pet. But why does he feel guilty when he sees this one act of his ruin your day? When he catches a glimpse of you sitting in the garden with your head hung low, or leaving more food on your plate than you usually do. If only you knew the way you really made him feel.

He beckons you to his chambers, and you follow three steps behind him like a good pet does. You didn't expect this time to be any different than others. You've become used to serving Sukuna on days you loved him and on days you hated him. But when he tells you to close your eyes, you know something is different. You obey, of course, and listen to his footsteps as he fetches something from the room. His hand takes yours and opens it, placing a piece of wood onto your palm. You already know, but you wait for him to allow you to open your eyes. He lightly presses his thumb on your cheek under your eye, and when you look, you find a small wooden fawn, curled up and asleep in your hands.

"Master!!..", you start, but nothing else can leave your mouth. You turn the figure around in your hand, inspecting and admiring the details. He's given you gifts before, but not ones carved by his own hand. Not ones made with love.

"You don't have to squint anymore.", Sukuna says, almost jokingly. But his face is as serious as ever as he looks at you, his muse. He thinks of the first time he's exhausted you to the point of passing out right after your nightly meetings. You were relatively new and very unsure of your safety. He thinks of your small body curled up in sleep on the edge of his bed, knees pressed to your chest in a primal, subconscious attempt to protect yourself. His little pet, his fawn.

You slur on and on about how beautiful it is, how you don't know how to thank him, the usual when you receive a gift. And as usual, Sukuna shuts you up with a kiss. You welcome it and wrap your arms around his neck, giving yourself in to him and letting him take you to the bed.

And he takes things slow tonight. He's gentle and so, so giving. Every sensation is delicate, prolonged and heightened to exhaustion. You cling to him, pull him impossibly close, and come apart under the comforting weight of him. Afterwards, you hold his hand to your face and kiss it softly. His hands, so large and strong, capable of such violence, yet for you they craft gifts, cradle, caress, love... in a very subtle and distant way, of course. With these thoughts your hands slip away from his, you turn around and quickly drift off.

He looks at you now, sleeping so close to him. Trusting him with your back, and turning your curled up form to the outside world. As if he is no longer a perceived danger. He smiles to himself in victory, and plants a chaste kiss to your shoulder to wish you one final goodnight.

#sukuna x reader #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #jjk x reader #sukuna fluff #ryomen sukuna x reader #this started off w me thinking ab sukuna carving wood #and ended up w me exploring the intimacy and complexity of trusting someone with your uncoscious sleeping vulnerable body #you know sukuna is NOT the person to feel safe sleeping next to but a girl can dream 😭😭 #i didnt read through this twice so excuse mistakes and general language that might not make the most sense cause im a foreigner

[apostaterevolutionary]

I’ve always found it funny that every native speaker of any language will always tell learners how awful their language is to learn so question time

Also if you reblog pls tag with your language and answer cause I’m really curious to see

#I’m curious as to whether this is universal or if it really is only a couple #cause I find it so funny #for me it’s english and yeah it fucking sucks lmao #idk if I’m ready to declare any language The Objective Worst to learn but english is definitely in the running for it #text #misc #polls #shut up nerd

[hjartasalt]

People are often surprised I speak four languages but I consider it to be fairly average for where I'm from so now I'm curious

*if you're confused whether a language counts or not, ask yourself if you can hold a basic conversation in it. If not, and you can only understand but not speak it, skip it.

#polls #we're not counting languages we understand but don't speak cause then I'd have like 6 or 7 languages #but I only speak 4 of them

[suja-janee]

Can’t say I blame her

#mortal kombat #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #harumi shirai #kuai Liang #mk scorpion #shirai ryu #he panicked okayyyy #I don’t genuinely believe kuai liang makes spelling errors #I think Tomas does tho 100% #he gets smacked over the head for every error #bi Han isn’t the only menace to Tomas #it’s just that Kuai has a less hateful way of going about it #like a disciplinary mother #Tomas walks in the house with shoes on- HEAD SMACK #Tomas uses foul language- HEAD SMACK #Tomas watching animal planet past his bedtime- HEAD SMACK #bi Han is a menace to Tomas cause he’s a menace in general #kuai is one only because he ✨cares✨ #doodle #my art

[jorrated]

fleetway sonic is soooooooo bad with being cared for, he wants to be the most special boy in the spotlight ever but if somebody gives him a genuine hug he will die

#jo.art #sonic the hedgehog #knuckles the echidna #amy rose #tails the fox #porker lewis #johnny lightfoot #im bringing back echidnas being very expressive with hands #so putting hand on the chest means sincerity #cause ya know it very close to the heart #and the screaming is just knux thinking shouting = intensity #he really means it but he doesnt want to show that to sonic #cause hes a prick #oh and knux says happy bday in maya #im pretty sure i got it right but wow #i suck at researching language #took me way longer that it needed i think #sonknux #<- ya sure #fleetway #sonic the comic

[tongjaitongjai]

An AU where Merlin is literally a God in Mordred’s eyes. Like, a genuine God.

In this AU Mordred and Merlin’s relationship is not fucked up by prophecy. So, everytime, kindhearted Merlin saved Mordred without hesitation. And Mordred grew up in a Druid camp that reinforced the idea that Emrys was a literal god. So naturally, HE WORSHIPPED MERLIN.

Once Arthur became king and magic was legalised, Mordred came to Camelot to become a knight because that was the best way to serve Emrys.

But when he arrived at Camelot, he struggled to comprehend the fact that Merlin was… human???? A very clumsy one, in fact. The rest of Camelot, though might know about Merlin magic, did not know how great ‘Emrys’ actually was so they were just confused, concerned, and/or entertained by Mordred’s ‘crush’ on Merlin.

He would stare at Merlin the entire first meal they had together, and people would be like: awww, Sir Mordred is crushing on Merlin so hard!!

Mordred: Emrys??eats??food?Food??Is ?eaten?by? Emrys?emrys?consumes?meal????

Or when he saw Merlin tripped on the training field

Mordred: i think the area is cursed. Strongly cursed.

Leon: what—

Mordred: THEN WHY ELSE WOULD EMRYS TRIPPED?????

Arthur: So, how have you adjusted to life in Camelot so far? Is there anything that is bothering yo—

Mordred: Merlin

Arthur: what did my stupid manserva- I mean Court Sorcerer do-

Mordred: I saw him drank water today

Arthur:

Mordred: He just drinks water????? From glass?????? Like?? He drank?? Water???? You know??? Literal water????????????? For drinking???HE??needs??water?to??live?why??

Morgana: why did I saw Mordred ran out of the meeting room screaming that you guys are trying to ‘Destroy his faith in his religion’. You knights better not bully him because he is a druid and has magic—

Gwaine: I told him Merlin is not here because he needs to take a shit.

Lancelot: Hey, Mordred, I noticed that Merlin has not received the note I asked you to deliver to him yet.

Mordred: But I already send it to him?

Lancelot:

Lancelot: Tell me how

Mordred: I burned it at the altar

Lancelot: what altar—

Mordred: and pray to him, as one should???

Merlin: WHY IS THERE SOMEONE SCREAMING IN MY HEAD THAT I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MEETING TOMORROW AT NOON!?

Or when they went on a long mission or hunting and Merlin, out of his old habit, made food for the knights

Mordred: ‘this is the most excellent food ever had bestowed on me, I shall never forget about this Emrys. I will pray to you even harder. I am the luckiest Druid to ever live—- ‘

Percival: … is the stew that good?

part 1| part 2 | part 3

#bbc merlin #merlin #mordred #bbc mordred #au #kinda crack kinda humour #sir mordred #merdred #merlin au #merlin bbc #incorrect merlin quotes #merlin crack #i edited this post a few times because i am not happy with many of my languages i am sorry if it cause confusionthe content is the same #i also keep adding stuff in the tag cuz new weird scenarios keep popping up in my head and idk where to put it #so again so sorry for confusion this might cause.. i trying to.. adjust to tumblr.. again #my post #cryptic god!merlin and no1worshipper!mordred au

[leosmasktails]

I’m absolutely loving all of the hug content from the ROTTMNT artists recently and wanted to doodle something :)

This is absolutely not tcest please don’t tag it as such

#leosmasktails #leosmasktails doodles #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise!leo #rise leonardo #rottmnt fanart #rise!donnie #rise donatello #rottmnt leo fanart #rottmnt donnie fanart #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles art #save rise of the tmnt #my artwork #I like to think that Leo gets happy whenever Donnie sleeps cause he barely gets any #He also loves physical touch it’s his love language :)

[notebookpapers]

I know for a fact that Miles has a B in Spanish because they’re teaching that Español de España con sus vosotros y acentos colonizadores I feel it in my bones

#like I get that’s where the language originated but NO ONE USES THAT HERE #NO ME DIGAS SOBRE VOSOTROS DÍGAME CÓMO PUEDO PASAR LOS EXÁMENES AP #miles morales truly the experience of every mixed kid taking Spanish in high school #miles is one of those kids whose fluent but speaks spanglish cause he can i just know it #across the spiderverse #Miles morales #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman: across the spiderverse #spiderverse

[mari-lair]

boys will be boys

#I noticed killua and gon mirror each other's body language at times and i love that for them #using this shitpost format again cause is a good format no need to fix what isn't broken #killugon #killua zoldyck #gon freecss #hxh #hunter x hunter #gon

[ego-meliorem-esse]

Omg pls give some soft na bros playing as kids or something and Arthur being a good dad for once

The boys know each other for a full 72 hours and already they are inseparable.

Matt may be a constant reminder of François to Arthur but even he has to admit that having Matthew around is the best decision he's made in the past 130 years. Just having someone else be on the receiving end of Alfreds shenanigans is giving saving Arthur from endless migraines and worries. Alfred is a wonderful and exceptionally intelligent boy, but having to answer unending questions about anything and everything is a job he doesn't mind sharing with the lads northern brother.

So off they go to the garden to read/draw with the setting sun watching over them <3

#hetalia #hws america #hws canada #ask meli #historical hetalia #myart #my art #nothing in this world makes me happier than the bros #matt here is the older brother who takes care of the little brother causing chaos and destruction around the house #and he wouldnt have it any other way #they are happy :') #na bros #they barely communicate due language barrier but do they understand each other? oh definitelyyyy

[deadlydelicious]

Everytime The Witcher appropriates the welsh language but the has the GALL to mispronounce it, the power of my rage grows

do you know how seldom Welsh gets a fucking look in?! and the you have the gall to pronounce it like its fucking English

#the witcher #welsh #like i want to be excited because YAY WELSH #but then they do that #HE SAID SHAERRAWEDD 'Cher-Wed' i'm going to scream #its not even proper Welsh but if you're going to base your conlang that hard of an existing language i beg of you learn the rules #say it Shere-a-with #i'm going to start showing witcher colang to my nain to cause her psychic damage #i joke but tbh i think she would like that someone is taking the language she had stripped from her as a kid and is reviving it in a new wa #Anya at least says the first part right #to the point i suspect she studied and did her best but the directors fought her on the dd

[deadunderorbit]

You know this scene in modern warfare II where Alejandro says "ehh I can't call Soap Johnny 😔" and Soap answers "Don't. Only Ghost can pull that off"

This scene in polish dubbing is so funny to me because somehow they kind of changed the meaning of this conversation (honestly most scenes in polish dubbing make me laugh)

In polish dubbing the literal translation would be

Ghost: "Johnny [...]"

Alejandro: "eh I WON'T call Soap "Johnny" 😡😤"

Soap: "Good 🙄. Only Ghost can say that"

In english dub Alejandro sounds like he's actually kinda disappointed that he can't call Soap "Johnny" like he knows it's reserved for Ghost (for some reason). But here he's just mad, and nobody even forces him to use this nickname so it doesn't make any sense. It's so silly I love them

and then Soap in eng dub says "Only Ghost can PULL THAT OFF" which suggests that nickname "Johnny" only sounds good? when Ghost says that and nobody else. Like this nickname only works if Ghost uses it.

But in polish dub he just says "Ghost is the only one allowed to say that 😇". Love him for that

I have love/hate relationship with this dubbing. I can't stand Soap's voice actor and at the same time I can't get enough of his voice. This is driving me crazy

#I have saved so many clips of polish mw2 dubbing #maybe I'll post some of them because I'm honestly curious what people outside of Poland think about it #cause from me and my friends it's so hard to watch #but you know maybe it's just because Im not used to it and it's my mother language and all that #cod mw2 #polish dub #call of duty #modern warfare II #soapghost #ghostsoap #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod soap #cod ghost