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nerdpoe · 8 months
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Danny has too much on his plate to care about anything past paperwork and schoolwork, so he shoves the weird shit onto Tucker and Sam.
And Tucker and Sam, upon realizing that Danny can be summoned at any time, decide to fuck around.
Now, if anyone wants to summon the High King of the Infinite Realms, they have to say the entire chant in UwU.
But if they're doing it on a Thursday, it has to be in OwO.
BUT if they're doing it on the fifteeth of any month it has to be in pig latin.
If the Fifteen falls on a Thursday, pig latin in esperanto.
If the fifteenth falls on a Wednesday, then it has to be in interpretive dance.
The offerings are the following;
Monday; Pot Roast
Tuesday; case of soda
Wednesday; $30,000
Thursday; Pizza coupons
Friday; cheese
Saturday; cars
Sunday; the most up to date hand built computer
if any of these days is the fifteenth, the offering must be one of the ones mentioned above and also some cool bones.
All offerings must be performed in the ceremonial garb of dressing up as a being from another wor-cosplay. it's fucking cosplay.
As far as Sam and Tucker are concerned, job done. It's so weirdly specific and offputting that no one will summon Danny.
Danny, on the other hand, manages to get summoned by some weird blond guy speaking in OwO, dressed as a catgirl from some anime, in a circle made of pizza coupons.
The cosplayers look just as shocked to see him.
Meanwhile, Bruce is getting frantic calls from Tim that GothCon (some Anime Convention held in Gotham every year) is currently playing host to some sort of interdimensional being.
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egophiliac · 10 months
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We ARE going to bring up Captain Amelia. You have good taste! GOOD TASTE I SAY! *aka I just rewatched Treasure Planet and got hit with, "Oh yeahhhhh... that explains a lot!"*
honestly, the Meg/Jasmine/Amelia trifecta tells you 90% about me as a person. (the rest is covered by Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Uranus and, uhhh, I'll stop baring my soul to the world now)
and speaking of Amelia, this is tangential, but like -- there's one Twst comic I have been kicking at for a while where I needed an RSA sports/flight teacher and, uh, well
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someday I will wrangle this stupid comic into coherency and she'll get to make an appearance (in the background of a single panel, half-obscured by a tall hat) (but I will know she's there and that's the important thing)
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months
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You're mine now, old man.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#a-qing#xiao xingchen#A-qing's story kicks off so strong. You really get a sense that she feels strongly attached to xxc during the pre-empathy scenes#and that she has a strong sense of loyalty and perseverance with strong survival instinct#but then you see her before all the tragedy and you *immediately* learn she is a clever trickster!#She follows xxc not out of gratitude but out of a sense that this guy is her meal ticket.#xxc is kind and strong but most importantly *noble*#she can smell the self-sacrificing bright eyed hope on this stranger. She knows the mere fact she's a young blind girl means#he will protect her. The fact he gives her a little money doesn't hurt her justification but tbh she would have followed all the same#a-qing is *the* catgirl of all time actually. Follows you for the fact you provide food and shelter. Opportunistic. May grow to be loyal.#That's not even getting into the parallels here between these two characters and wwx (who is seeing these events play out)#the yi city trio are arguably the three split aspects of wwx: who he feels like (a-qing the opportunist) who he wants to be (xxc the noble)#and who he feels seen as (xy the vengeful).#one day I'll write a more robust analysis on that. prob in the tags though#(His a-qing parallels are also tied with the fact they both were street rat orphans who learned how to code-switch to be whoever#they need to be to feel safe. I have a lot more thoughts to share but augh another time...another time)
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elidyss · 2 months
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Manda the witch thief (and her familiar Gotta)
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synth-ab · 4 months
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Some Izutsumi Fanart (based on various cat pictures)
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sbpstudios · 10 days
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local dungeon diving fighter man goes into the dungeon of a trickster god with his party to save a princess. only to get his dumb ass cat girled because he picked up the wrong necklace.
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kittytheillustrator · 12 days
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Okay time for an OC! This is Magical Kitty! My magical girl OC!
Her powers make you fall asleep if you're cranky
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ddoubleblindd · 10 months
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Everyone's a Catgirl! Ch. 1: The Bench
It all happened so fast. “You Died” didn’t flash before my eyes. There wasn’t a guardian angel or that “light at the end of the tunnel.” I didn’t even get the memory reel that everyone talks about.
Just a giant vastness of nothing.
When my consciousness returned, it didn’t come with a body. Well, it kind of did, but not the corporeal flesh-golem I’m used to. It was more like an outline, hinting at where the edges of my skin should be. I thought I’d lost all five senses before I found myself standing in a room, staring at the hinted shapes of other people.
Dead people?
There were a lot of ways I’d imagined the afterlife, and this definitely wasn’t one of them. I was in the lobby of an enormous building flooded with stringent white light. Rooms lined the hallways to my left and right, extending further than I could see. Each section was closed off by glass panels, allowing curious onlookers to peer into what looked like courtrooms. Stern-faced judges in black robes sat at the head of every room while other souls—at least, that’s what I assumed they were—stood at the defendant’s table. The whole setting had a dream-like quality that I couldn’t seem to shake, but something told me that this was very, very real.
“Am I in hell?” I wondered aloud, happy to hear my own voice emit from a source that I was sure had lost its lungs.
“I dunno, man. I just got here.” Another form next to me shrugged. “But this sure is my idea of hell.”
I wanted to panic, or run, or do anything but stand there and stare into what was sure to be my final judgment. This was all too fast and too damn soon—I’d just barely turned twenty. I couldn’t be dead yet.
“Matthew Kelmer?” a kind voice called over the crowd. I looked up to see a young woman who couldn’t have been much older than me but contained a more solid-looking body. Her blonde hair fell in waves just past her curved hips, and she wore a sharp black jacket with a tight skirt and brightly colored scarf. Made me think of a sexy flight attendant.
“That’s me,” I said, stepping past the other souls.
Her smile was brilliant and unnervingly comforting. But what else was I going to take comfort in? “Come with me, please.”
“Hey! What’s the deal? He just got here!” a man in the back shouted.
“This way, please,” she repeated, ignoring the outcry.
There was an annoyed grumbling from the heckler. I squared my shoulders and fell into step behind the stranger.
“Where am I?” I asked once we were far enough away from the crowd.
“Surely you’ve heard of purgatory?” she asked.
“Well, yeah.” I realized that being called back so quickly probably wasn’t the best thing to happen in purgatory. “Wait, did I stamp a one-way ticket to hell or something?”
“No, silly. Quite the opposite. Here, please.” She stopped in front of a large metal door and held it open for me. It was one of the only rooms not sectioned off by glass.
I stepped inside and waited. “Who are you?”
“My name is Leiana. I’m one of the managers of purgatory.”
“Managers?”
“Your world refers to them as goddesses, I believe.”
I wanted to pinch myself and wake up. But there was nothing to pinch. “Um. Okay.”
“You see, Matthew—”
I bristled. “Just Matt is fine.”
A corner of her smile twitched downward, but her cheerful demeanor remained. “Your heroic death has earned you another chance. A new life in a different world.” She circled an oak desk and took a seat.
My what? In a what? A dozen questions assaulted me. “Valiant death?”
A virtual display appeared above her desk with a few presses of her fingers. A movie in stunning high definition began to play, and I watched in silence. It was me at the gym I’d been standing in not an hour before.
I was lying on the bench, preparing to do a bench press without a spotter. Who the hell needed a spotter? It didn’t look that hard. I’d never done one before, but I knew the other girls in the gym loved to watch guys compete against each other with the weights. And there was a girl there I had my eye on.
“You battled against this metal beast with such courage!” Leiana exclaimed.
The dots began to connect. Oh, Jesus Christ. In the video, it was clear that I hadn’t secured the weights well. Briana, the girl I’d been hoping to catch the attention of, had noticed. She’d jogged over to the bench just as I lifted the bar. Her lips were moving, and she was waving her arms, but I’d had my headphones in and didn’t hear her.
“See how you struggled!” Leiana clasped her hands and swooned. “You protected her with all your might.”
Yeah, I struggled, alright. As I pushed harder on the bar, my face turned beet-red, and the veins in my throat pulsed against my skin. I’d racked up almost three hundred pounds—nearly twice my weight.
The bar tilted in my unsure grip, and my arms buckled. As my shoulders gave out, the bar hurtled toward me past the catches on either side and crushed my windpipe. I must have died instantly. Briana sunk to her knees and plucked out my earbuds, shouting words I couldn’t make out.
“And as all tragic romances end, true love’s kiss,” Leiana crooned.
Briana had tried to give me CPR. I wanted to crawl under Leiana’s desk. I hadn’t even stayed alive long enough to feel her lips on mine, goddammit. The screen went dark.
“I could not let your judgment pass without offering another chance.” Leiana sighed. “These are the stories that go down in history.”
God, I hope not. I had no idea what to say. “So, another chance?”
“Yes. As a manager, you see, I can grant second chances to special cases such as yours. There are hundreds of other worlds that could use your strength and valor, with a few stipulations, of course.”
“Such as?”
Leiana giggled. “It depends on the world! Every world has its own set of rules.” She replayed the video from the beginning. “Goodness, I believe I could watch this for eternity.”
And now I’m in hell. “Can we talk about the other worlds?”
“Oh! Yes, of course. Let’s see what we have available.” She closed the window and opened a new one—something akin to a spreadsheet program. Names and languages I’d never seen nor heard of scrolled by at a blazing speed. Her smile wavered. “Hmm.”
“What?” I was beginning to wonder if I’d rather risk it with the judge. I hadn’t done anything too terrible in life to deserve eternal damnation, right?
“Well, you see, I only have three worlds available at the moment.”
“Out of that whole list?” I couldn’t hide my surprise.
“There are many specifications, requirements, overrides, and a lot of paperwork that goes into such a feat. But we’ll make the best of it, Matthew, I promise you!”
“Matt,” I corrected flatly.
“Of course, Matt!” The giant list condensed down to three names, all composed of symbols I didn’t recognize. She selected the first title, and a screen filled with bar graphs and pie charts overlayed the spreadsheet. “So, our first potential world has a moderate difficulty rating, a balanced monster score, and vast opportunity for growth!”
“Difficulty rating? Monster scores?” I probably couldn’t feel dizzy, but I took a seat in the chair across from Leiana’s desk anyway. “Like a video game?”
“Yes! Very much like the video games of your world. You must complete tasks and earn yourself a place in their society by honing your attributes and gaining Skills.”
“Are you saying I have to level up?”
“Something like that.”
“Are all worlds like this?”
“No. However, the three available are.”
Okay, maybe this wouldn’t be too bad. I’d played enough games to have a handle on that sort of system. “What are the rules of this one?” I gestured to the graphs.
“You must begin life anew as a dungeon.”
I paused. “A what?”
“A dungeon. It’s very popular, from what I understand.”
I pictured dark, scummy caves filled with bats and spiders and bears. I imagined smelling like stale water and mold. “Who the hell would want to be a dungeon?”
“Well, many before you have chosen this option, but we can move on,” Leiana mumbled, seeming distraught. She quickly regained her composure and pulled up the second set of charts. “Our second world begins in the Kingdom of Rhodes. The difficulty rating is low, the monsters are on the gentler side, and magic powers the realm.”
Boring. I’d played every JRPG on the planet. The last thing I wanted to do was live in a tropey, easy fantasy land. “Next.”
“You don’t wish to hear the rules?”
“No. Next?”
Leiana sighed and pulled up the third name. The graphs for this one looked more intense compared to the other two. She chewed her bottom lip and glanced at me before looking back at the hologram.
“What?” My interest piqued.
“Well, the difficulty rating is quite extreme, and the monster score is on the higher end of what I’m familiar with. And, well—” she trailed.
This sounded interesting. “Well, what?”
“Everyone’s a catgirl.”
If I still had a heart, it would have stopped. “Wait. It’s a world full of catgirls?”
“Yes.”
“Like girls with cat ears and tails?”
Leiana narrowed her eyes. “Yes.”
“Do I have to be a dungeon?” There had to be some stupid catch. This was way too good to be true.
“I do not believe so.”
“Do I have to be a catgirl?”
She opened another document and glanced through the illegible script. “No. Per their stipulations, you would arrive just as you were before you passed. But your attributes and profile would be entirely reset. Matt, I don’t—”
“I’m going there.” I leaped from the chair. My head swirled with pictures of beautiful, petite girls with adorable kitty ears and bells. “Send me there.”
Leiana drummed her fingers along the top of her desk as she stared up at me. “Are you sure?”
“Absolutely.” Catgirls wearing maid outfits, in silk lingerie, in bathing suits. It was like the ultimate dream come true.
She paused. “The difficulties will be immense. We cannot change this decision once you’ve made it.”
“I understand.” What part of “Send me” didn’t she get?
She frowned. “You are certain, then?”
“I’m more than certain.” How many times was she going to ask me? I didn’t care how hard it was or how awful the grind could be. It was a whole damn world of catgirls. I wanted nothing more. “Send me.”
“As you wish.” She stood and signed off on the bottom of the stipulations sheet. “Your necessary tools will be given to you after you arrive. Please check your inventory.”
“Wait? How do I do that?” In a video game, my inventory was accessed by a button. How did someone pick through a physical inventory? Would I get a suitcase or something?
She ignored my question and made a series of hand signals. A warm glow surrounded her fingers, and her final gesture pointed toward me. “For your valor, Matthew Kelmer. Be reborn!”
For the second time that day, the world went dark.
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storyline512 · 22 hours
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Pet the Kitty
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You reach out to pet the funny looking pink shoelace? kitty sleeping so peacefully… but just as you’re about to pet the creature, you jerk your hand back. You suddenly realize your hands are not your normal hands- th, they’re.. not normal, not normal at all!
“WHAT THE FU-!?!” you exclaim in fear and surprise
“Reow!!!” The adorable Shoelace Kitty yowls in fear, she jumps straight up into the air and scrambles off somewhere..
You feel bad for that, but still in the process of trying to understand what’s going on rn- it’s all so much..
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I was looking at this panel again and noting that the thief appears to have some kind of hard plating around the knee area but only on her left leg, and this kind of material doesn't show up anywhere else on her design. I know it's probably just meant to be protection or a knee guard or just rule of cool or something, but is it so wrong to think it'd be sweet if she had a prosthetic leg?
...Asagiri. I still want to know, at the very least, what documents she stole that got her locked up in a high security prison. You know, the eight confidential military documents that she stole from the government?
Edit: She was arrested in South America somewhere! Thank you Nawy I had forgotten.
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lonesome-ocean · 3 months
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is now a good time to introduce my cat girl to the public
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ameliadallon · 8 months
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you literally cannot steal ideas in a way that matters, especially in a fucking fandom. Fanfiction and even fanart is """"stealing"""" somebody's ideas and going "what if i did it like this?" It is by its nature transgressive with ideas. If disney uses your ideas and makes money, then sure, get mad, thats righteous, but if some rando uses your idea and doesnt credit you? Enjoy having your idea out there for free with practically zero effort on your part.
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elidyss · 1 year
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silly little comic for Valentine's day
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purecalcium66 · 18 days
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let him cook
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what did he do to you
spoilers for Portal Stories: Mel underneath
let him cook GLaDOS in the goo
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sasukesleepy · 1 year
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man people keep comparing sasuke with catra. catra is NARUTO
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thatotherman001 · 6 months
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LORE DUMP LONG READ ENJOY
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In the beginning of the beginning, there was light. The light shined brighter, and brighter, soon the light reveals 3 celestial spirits, harnessing the light they were born from, they use their combined power to create the world, aNu.
aNu was dark, cold, and empty. The 3 decided that wasn’t what life should be, and created the 3 Celestial Lights, The Sun, The Moon, and The Stars.
Each with their own role and purpose for life. The Stars provides, The Sun creates, and The Moon maintains.
Each celestial, using the matter of the universe, begin molding their world, creating wonderful, and not so wonderful creatures and environments
However, as the light begins to dim, a dark entity begins to take form. The Dragon, has awoken. The Dragon sees the celestials world, and deems it, disgusting. All dark matter wants is to convert all other matter into itself, controlling all in the universe like a hivemind. The Dragon prepares, concentrating its power to soon destroy, and rebuild aNu in their image.
The Celestials begin countermeasures, creating warriors to protect their, and other potential worlds from the influence of Dark Matter. These warriors are now known, as Pixls.
The celestials soon grew attached to their world, wanting to became one with their created universe, they decide to reincarnate into new beings together to stay with their created world forever. Before they did, they created 3 Pixl Guardians to watch over and protect the Sun, the Moon, and the Stars in their new lives.
These Pixls were named, Ryker, and Nova. Although it is not known who the 3rd guardian was, or if they were ever really created at all.
As time passes, the celestials live out life after life on their world, emerging and embracing their new found happiness. Eventually, with each incarnation, they begin to lose their memories of being celestials, soon no longer remembering their past, with only the guardians to serve as their only reminder to their origins.
Soon the Dragon makes it to aNu. It finds and takes over the Spirit of the Stars, severing 1 of the 3 essentials of life. The Pixl tries to save them, but is nearly destroyed by the one they tried to protect, only surviving when the influence affects them as well.
(extremely unusual for a Pixl, as direct exposure to dark matter is lethal to pixls)
Soon the stars In the sky begin to fade. An early warning as to what’s to come. The Dragon, as well as the Stars and their Guardian, begin a mass extinction event, in search of the remaining celestials.
The Moon and Ryker began their assault to possibly imprison the dragon, as Matter (dark or not) can not be destroyed. Gathering the support of all of aNu, they are able to weaken the Dragon.
However, the Moon takes a lethal blow from the influenced Star, and soon begins to die. As she gives her final breaths, she offers her guardian her cape, Atlas, as a final resort to imprison the dragons to save aNu and the Universe.
Ryker, the Final Pixl in the Universe, was barely able to defeat and imprison the Dragon, as well as the influenced Stars and her Guardian. Ryker locks them into a Maze like Forrest, with a spell barrier to prevent escape from the inside.
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Thousands of Years pass. The state of aNu has started to deteriorate, as tensions and talks of rebellion and war begin to rise. Ryker, Guardian of the Moon and Ruler of aNu, forms an elite group of fighters to help protect the people and aNu from malice, this group was known as, Knights.
Years go by. Ryker soon discovers a child. She was cold and pale, but very much alive and awake. Instead of reporting the child to the Knights, He instead takes in the child, feeding them, giving them a place to sleep, and protects them. Ryker isn’t really sure why he did this, it was as if he felt it was the correct thing to do, and soon he and the child grew close. Soon the child recognized Ryker as her father, becoming a sudo princess for aNu. She swears to be just like her father and protect aNu and it’s people. This child was named Ro.
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Some were not happy with how Ryker controls and maintains aNu, soon Jasper, a Royal Queen starts her own elite group, slowly building her army to overthrow and take control of aNu.
Jasper starts researching a Legend of a Dark Dragon that was imprisoned thousands of years ago. She becomes obsessed with the Dragon, believing that Dark Matter is the true state of matter, and (secretly) devotes herself and her followers to the Dragon, neglecting her only child in the process, all in hopes of freeing not only the Dragon, but the Universe as a whole.
Jasper then had the idea of in listing her own daughter into Rykers army as a spy, destroy Ryker and his army from the inside. Her daughter protests, but is ultimately ignored.
For years, her daughter was left alone, training and mastering her skills in combat, quick thinking, and wildlife survival. Years of training, years alone, years with no one to call family or friend. She trains till graduation day. She’ll be knighted by Ryker himself, before being sent off to protect the land of aNu. It was during this time where she would plan to assassinate him. This child’s name was Marbles.
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The wind blows softly, the grass sways, the birds sing, the sun shines bright. All these sensations, all these feelings, cause him to wake up. Taking in his surroundings, he looks, he stares, and he experiences. Spotting a butterfly, they take the time to learn to move, and float like it. Following the butterfly until it rests on a flower. Sadly, the butterfly is then eaten by the carnivorous flower, shocking and scaring him. Lost and not sure what to do after. he wanders.
While preparing for the Graduation, Ryker feels a slight but unnatural force coming from the fields and goes to investigate. What he finds, a new Pixl.
Shock turns into happiness, happiness turns into confusion, and confusion turns into concern as Ryker analyzes this new pixl. Everything about them, is wrong. Their size, their details, even the aura, despite still clearly a pixls, is not like his own, or other pixls.
This Pixl as wrong, and potentially unstable.
Fearing the worst, Ryker silently, and reluctantly decides to euthanize the “mistake”
As Ryker comes closer, something, manifests inside the new pixl. Feelings of stress, feelings of anxiety, feelings of fear.
The pixl runs into the city of Sol, revealing to everyone that a new Pixl has been discovered. The pixl soon disrupts the graduation as it was about to begin, with Ryker coming in after them, ordering all the knights to destroy the Pixl at all costs.
After a long chase, the Pixl becomes cornered by the most persistent knight, Marbles. She goes in for the killing blow, the Pixl wincing in fear. She stops. As if something, or someone, was telling her not to harm this pixl. She continues to struggle as her arms begin to shake, she begins to tear up out of frustration, and drops her weapon, then drops to her knees.
The pixl, no longer feels any form of fear after she breaks down. He comes in closer, and begins comforting her. She was shocked, then sad, then confused. This random Pixl, was making her feel more loved and cared for than anything her mother ever did for her. She begins to weep.
As other knights begin to close in, she quickly decides to take the pixl, and rushes pass the crowd. The most loyal, skilled, and overachieving knight, had just committed treason to not only against Ryker, but her own Mother as well.
They eventually escape, hiding out in a different area of aNu. Marbles begins regretting her actions and decision, panicking about the act of treason she just committed, knowing that she would be a target by everyone, including her own mother.
The Pixl begins thanking Marbles profusely for her actions, showering her in pure, unfiltered gratitude. This makes her feel a little better, and she tries to befriend the Pixl, knowing this may be her last and only chance left to gain some kind of companionship. The Pixl became her first, only only true friend up to that point.
She asks the Pixl his name, and he does not know the answer. She decides to name him, Omar, after her imaginary friend of the same name. From that day forth, Marbles swore to love Omar the same way he loves her, and to protect him from the ones who seek to destroy him for as long as they both live.
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