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gayspock · 3 months
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i havent been to the gym since i moved out & i wanna get active again but fr -_- i feel like everything is too much faff, too expensive or something that will bore me to tearssssss
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pachimation · 9 months
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a secret rendezvous in fontaine
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biolums · 1 year
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god i really just am. so mentally ill that i barely function as a person
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albedos-mommy · 2 years
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Oh you gave GOT to be kidding me.
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song-tam · 1 year
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i havent listened to thank u by ateez in literal months and then i did for the first time in a while today and i am wailing lying on my floor
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rapidhighway · 10 months
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BROOOO I was fucking around with my blog theme and I tried doing something (<- no knowledge of any code or anything tbh) but i fucked up and now whenever you try to load my blog this guy just flashes for like a second and then it loads PLS DSFBDFSEGHSRDFFHDYHFB
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AND I CANT GET RID OF HIM!!!!!!!!
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lliminall · 1 year
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excerpts from the group chat | pannacotta fugo x reader
tags: fem reader, implied sexual activity, copious amounts of swearing, borderline crack but I know in my heart they would be this annoying irl
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Fuck Heads
Group Chat with Pannacotta Fugo, Narancia Ghirga & Guido Mista
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Tuesday 4:34 PM
Guido Mista they didn’t have salsa I got u ketchup
Narancia Ghirga ok fuck u
Guido Mista they’re both tomatoes idk why ur bitching
Narancia Ghirga Im not brining ur beer now ur fucking on ur own
Guido Mista please daddy? 🥺
Narancia Ghirga jk princess I got it
Guido Mista fugo I am headed over now be there in 10
Narancia Ghirga be there in 20 running late
4:47 PM
Guido Mista bro I’m here let me in
Guido Mista are u shitting?? open up I’m here
Narancia Ghirga its cus u brought us fucking ketchup instead of salsa
Narancia Ghirga jusy call him hes probably getting his dick wet again
Guido Mista we talked about this he does not have a girlfriend. he is a fucking incel narancia
Narancia Ghirga i was there last week I heard moaning. I told u
Guido Mista then it was porn u dumb fuck
Guido Mista open the FUCKING door
Narancia Ghirga bro literally what are u doing let us IN
Pannacotta Fugo I will fucking kill both of you
Pannacotta Fugo Stop banging on the fucking door.
Guido Mista LET US INNNNN
Narancia Ghirga wtf let us in???
Pannacotta Fugo I’ll let you in but do not speak to her. She’s studying in my room just mind your business
Guido Mista SHE????
Narancia Ghirga BRO ACTUALLY WAS GETTIN IT WET LMAOOO
Guido Mista and why can’t we meet her??
Pannacotta Fugo You fucking organisms. You are not pestering my girlfriend.
Narancia Ghirga BRO
Guido Mista BROOOO
Guido Mista also ok rude
Narancia Ghirga he cant bring her out cus he wiped her out with his 10 inch schlong
Guido Mista u don’t even have a girlfriend ur just embarrassed we caught u jacking off
Pannacotta Fugo I’m coming outside and I’m bringing a fucking weapon
Narancia Ghirga is that why u had us bring some much food I thought u we’re trying to bulk up wasnt gonn a judge tho
Guido Mista my man 💯💯💯
Guido Mista proud of u now let us the fuck in
Guido Mista the food is getting cold bro open the fucking door
7:28 PM
Guido Mista night bro would have gave u ur goodnight kiss but ur girlfriend was right there
Narancia Ghirga wheres my goodnight kiss
Guido Mista come here bby girl i got it for u right here
Pannacotta Fugo You will be two brown stains on the floor by the time I'm done with you
Narancia Ghirga pee ur pannts
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7:45 PM
Narancia Ghirga fugo got his dick sucked today. by a real girl
Bruno Bucciarati Why are you telling me this
Narancia Ghirga just thougth u might like to know
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7:50 PM
Narancia Ghirga abbachio guess who i saw layin pipe tonight
This user has blocked your number. You are unable to call or text this number at this time.
Narancia Ghirga fugo
Narancia Ghirga dammit
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lotus-pear · 3 months
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actually what this means is that you should do smth in the style of old fashion yaoi doujinshi
ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME😭😭 BROOOO I CANT BE GOOGLING THAT SHIT AS A REF LMFAO IM GONNA GET FLAGGED
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fapper · 7 months
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full story of what happened in office hours 2 days ago and how i accidentally rizzed up the TA who is also my crush
*note: FAAM stands for "fine ass asian man" who is like, an acquaintance of mine idk
okay mind you this happened only 2 days ago bruh. okay buckle up cuz i cant stop thinking abt it 😭 so me and FAAM went to this review session for our midterm that was wednessday (i got a 75% btw) anddd i only went bc my crush who is also the TA was going to be teaching. soooo i came into the room and mans was sitting in the front so he didnt notice me, but later on he got to the blackboard and started yk teaching shit, and i made sure i was consistently looking at him to see if he'll look at me anddd i think he did like 3 times. not that many tbh anyways after review session we had office hours in a differrent room, so me and FAAM immediately head to office hours, and they have this annoying queueing system and there were A LOTTT of ppl in offce hrs that night, the room was full and there were only 4 TA's, and i only had my eyes on one guy HAHAHA ok so i mind u office hrs was from 6 - 8pm. i couldnt get help from him and i was waiting and waiting and waiting and me and FAAM kept talking abt him while he was in the room omfg 😭 FAAM was like 'wait so its him?' and he proceeded to point to the wrong TA and i was like, bruh FUCK no ITS NOT HIM DUMBASS like i think our behavior was hella obvious in hindsight bc we were literally talking abt him in front of himmmm bro 😭 FAAM was like 'you should go talk to him' BRO STFU YOU KNOW IM NOT! and i was likeeee 'what do u think of 'eagle' for my nickname for him?' (cuz he had a really big hairdo and it reminded me of wings ok) and FAAM was laughing and we were just kikiing like 2 old bithces bruh.
okay so it was 7:50pm. and at this point i was waiting for my turn to get help so i was literally on TIKTOK bored as shittt 😭. and i feel my crush stand up from his seat and slowly walk to stand behind me... and i was thinking 'aint no way' and then he says 'y/n?' (OKAY FIRST OF ALL HOW DO U REMEMBER MY NAME) and i was surprised at first so i jumped a little and he said 'sorry! 😭' and FAAM immediately says 'do you need a seat?' to the TA cuz we were sitting together and the TA goes 'noo its fine hahaha' but i told FAAM to be a wingman so he was insisting on it and so FAAM moves to the next chair and my crush sits next to me to help me. ight so boom
so immediately i start asking him questions and he was explaining hit to me and i couldnt focus fr. FAAM and i kept making glances at each other and every time we looked at each other we smiled real hard meanwhile the TA probably noticed all that shit HELPPPP I JUST KNOW MY CRUSH NOTICED ALL THE EXCHANGED SMILES ME AND FAAM HAD LIKE U COULD JUST TELL WHAT WAS GOING ON OKKKK!!! at one point when FAAM and i made eye contact and smiled i literally stoppped typing whatever he said and lost my train of thought bc i was trying not to laugh sooo hard bruh. meanwhile the TA is witnessing all this shit happen in front of him rn bruh (the TA was sittin between us 😭) so i notice my crush was starting to struggle in answering the question/ explaining shit so he started looking into the distance to think, and every time he got quiet i would look at his face and just look at him reallll good lmfaoooo omfg i kept looking back at his face while sitting next to him bruh. and one time when i looked at him, he smiled and closed his eyes and looked down like DAMN ARE YOU FR HAVING THIS REACTION TO ME LOOKING AT U RN? OMGGG so immediately i was like. ight he wants me. andddd lo and behold. my crush gives up and puts his laptop on our table and says "okay so im just gonna show you the solution dont tell anyone haha" *nervous laugh* meanwhile everyone in the class heard him and they look at our direction 😭 so me and FAAM laugh at this and when i looked back at the TA his face was literally PINK broooo.... im not fucking kidding he was blushign or something. and so as i was taking a pic i jokingly said "bro is about to get fired" and he was like no its fine and laughed it off. also hes just generally a nice guy like i had CHATGPT open in one tab and i said 'ohhh sorry not me having chatgpt open rn' and i closed the tab and the TA noticed and laughed and i said 'women in stem' and he laughed and said 'no yeah exactly' (i made the same joke the last time in office hours with him, he said 'i believe you' when i hinted that the hw answer i had was NOT INDEED MINE LOL) so i guess u could say i have that joker rizz the way he supports me and laughs at my jokes bruh. anyways after that i was like. 'thank you! *makes thumbs up gesture with both my hands* and he stands up and says something bla bla and i say thank you again and he makes the same thumbs up gesture with both his hands and turns around to help the next person.
bruh moment
do yall think he wants me? it was definitely not his normal or usual behavior, *this is random but his voice is so nice* and i feel like i made it really obvious that i liked him by joking with FAAM.
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i dont think i should have to justify my hatred towards joe but i will anyway. it sucks. im gonna stop using he and just say it bc i hate joe so much like just thinking about it makes my blood boil and my toes curl and heartbeat go faster and almost sends me into cardiac arrest bc i hate it so much. truly a waste of character and a waste of space. if i was kira and i had that damn death note id put the name jane lynch in there so ms lynch wouldnt be alive to play sue sylvester in glee and therefore there would be no inspiration for joe, therefore, it would no exist and ROTI would be a little less shitty. only good thing was sam and dakota but sams probably a very sad lonely 4chan user who browses the anime boards every thursday night because he has nothing else to do with his fucking life.
the thing is about joe is that its just a pcik me. "ermmm i hate girls!! LOL im not like other girlssss XDDD im one of the boys!!!" 😐😐😐😐😐. then it gets mad at lightning for thinking its a boy but who rlly gives a fuck girl.... its not that deep onggggg. and its always an asshole to brick and for what???? only time it was nice was when it helped brick would of that grave and then right after it just slaps him across the face???? like why would you do that...... cringeball. god ive been seeing so much ROTI appriciation kately that ive been thinking of leaving this fucking fandom because I HATE YOU ALL!!! been considering writing fanfiction but its just joe being bullied by all the other cast members (esp anne maria) bc ughhh i wanna see it suffer so bad. it deserved so much mroe karma than what it go on canon. like it just casually throws cam onto an active mine like BROOOO ur actually done for that one!!!!
im sorry but i cant see the appeal for jock at all. its just such a shit ship like how joe probably stanks of axe deodorant. they hate each other like whats even the appeal. i dont rlly give a shit about brick anway bc hes such a fucking simp and constantly rides joes dick. like bro how tf r u gonna abandon ur code just to make JOE happy..... like girl bye you would never catch me being that down bad.
how alienon felt after submitting this take (https://www.tumblr.com/total-drama-takes-the-squeakquel/744065650843058176/about-to-start-a-fire-lmao-hey-jater-why-are-u?source=share) 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😎😎😎 omfggggg shut the fuck up like ur not cute babe. ur not cute.ur the cringest ho on this sight. catnon is the only real one of this fucking blog FRRRRRR.
anyway back to why jock is so bad. idk LOLLLLL joe doesnt deserve love and every time i see jock fanart i wantt to kill myself bc yall suck lollll.,,,,, umm idk what else to add? theyre so toxic and normally i eat up toxic and unhealthy ships but theyre so mid i cant see the appeal at all. the only ROTI ships i approve of are like?????? bruh idk. they all suck and zoke can kiss my fatass bc theyre so lame too.
mod ripper i am so thankful for this blog because i can finally have an outlet for expressing my burning hatred of jo. idk why it dislike it so much!!! its just so annoying ughhhh. and jomaria and jock r bad ships. trying to think of what else i can add hmmmm...... umm yeah thats it. stay homophobic
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prettyboykatsuki · 5 months
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*raises hand and steps to the front for pbk open mic night* the no kissing is rlly a dealbreaker fr. i cant do the soulless detached thing ppl seem to favor. ppl tell me i’m too soft. but i would rather we spend time doing literally anything else if u cant bring urself to kiss me. failed the vibecheck do not pass go, do not collect $200. one time i ended up learning a bass riff from a cancelled hookup tho, they turned out to be a rlly good friend.
its my only real deal breaker for casual sex 😭😭 maybe thats why i seem like a fuckboy but broooo i can’t. like tmi i guess but if im fucking someone and im trying to cum it is NOT happening unless we’re kissing thats not possible for me
i mostly top too so i rlly dont do much aside from making the other person cum and kissing like 😭😭 be so fr rn. im the same like lets just chill atp LMAOO. its so common cause ppl are afraid of intimacy but idk. if we’re fucking we r in love temporarily i guess cause i wanna kith 😞
also having ppl who u didnt hookup w become good friends oh ur so real for that
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kurjakani · 2 months
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4,8,12 for courtiers? hehe.
4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?
Gonna answer this one overall - again, I WISH I COULD STEALL THEMM BROOOO
But also. My interest w Arcana cross imtwracted w my interest in Baldurs Gate 3 time wise p strongly, so I would love. That au???? Idk what that would entail. I may have to think abt it. What dnd races & classes would the courtiers even be idk enough abt rhis stuff
8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?
I'm actually generally pretty chill when it comes to... literally any and all fandom content, i rly don't care abt what other ppl do with characters :0
W two exeptions.
Not enough love for Vlastomil out there !!!! He's so nastygross and delightful, slithery hot fuck, dilf... ough.
Anddd Vulgoras modern design for that dorian story thingy the arcana instagram account was promoting a bit back. TAKE THAT SHIT BACK. TAKE IT BACK. THEY DO NOT FUCKING LOOK LIKE THAT. (Well rly its just the hair & style that bugs me)
12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?
Valdemar: i think this is. Affected by the fact that they're just so gangly, but I feel like they would just... have a very thin PRESENCE. At least most of the time. I think it has to do with skin. I feel like their more humanoid form would psychologically feel like standing next to a cartboard cutout, or a paper shell. And that people are shaken and surprised when they touch you - their physical body actually feeling solid would be odd and uncanny. You know how chickens legs look delicate and gentle but they grip you oddly strong? I think it would feel similiar. And just as cold !!!
Volta: I often think about what kind of assistants she would have... its such an addicting thought idk why 😭 she seems so scattered, it's hard to imagine her as Vesuvias procurator... of course it's canonical fact that she wasn't very good at it. But. She can't run... i assume some kind of warehouses?? Food collection??? No idea how it would work. But she cant run it all by herself. Needs people to do things for her. I love to imagine he's the most PLEASANT but like. Annoyingly distracted boss to ever exist..
Vulgora: i am SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO upset we didn't get to go to Vulgoras estate in Nadias route 😭😭😭 i havent finished the route fully yet (i do need to. I love it)but i don't think we do..? Anyways I imagine it's WILD. All red everywhere, and pretty... wild. Idk how to explain this but I feel like it would be a fully red, slightly lesser version of Howls room but more focused on weaponry etc. Idk for some reason I imagine velvet sofas with really asymmetrical, wild flowing embroidery work, maybe covering scratches recieved during some brawling...? Tinted glass windows in some rooms fully casting them in red light. Obviously a training yard... and WILD parties. Bacchanalian celebratios that feel great in the moment but leave a bitter taste in your mouth.
Vlastomil: the freakiness does not end at worms. A lot of rep for him has him completely focused on his worms- which is reasonable, that's the canonical version, but idk I do like the idea... maybe im mirroring. But that he is capable of obsessing over other things and just becoming this tooth clenching mess over them. He has side interests. Often relating to worms: dirt quality, nature preservation, and he has a mild interest in decomposition.
CHARACTER ASK GAME!!! 💫
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rowan-montmorencyy · 23 days
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So I went to the library and actually found A Curse for True Love by Stephanie Garber, and it was GREAT
Ofc I need to rant ab it, bc I finished it late last night so I needed to the pass the fuck out cuz I had to wake up early the next day so I couldn’t post anything until now
spoiler warning!!
“Don’t be rude. The princess asked you a question. Answer.”
HES SO ADORABLE FOR THIS I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE, STAWPPPP
“You could never look awful.”
HES SO WHIPPED, OMFG
“But he thought again about the guards talking about a murderous demon. Then he pictured the same murderous demon, ripping into Evangeline’s throat, killing her, again.”
Hes traumatized by seeing Eva die that he so fucking worried about his friend killing her, MY STARSSSS </3
“I don’t want you near her. Ever.’ Jacks pulled out his sword, and before Chaos had time to speak, he shoved the blade right through his chest.”
BROOOO, CHAOS IS JACKS LONGEST FRIEND AND JACKS “KILLED” HIM BECAUSE HE WAS WORRIED THE FIRST TIME LINE (where Eva was KILLED BY CHAOS) WOULD REPEATTT
IM NOT OKAYYYYY
“Yes, I am a murderer. I enjoy hurting people. I like blood. I like pain. I am a monster, but whether you remember it or not, I’m your monster, Evangeline.”
This shattered my soul, heart and STARS while reading</3
“She didn’t hear any voices calling for him, but she wondered if being here hurt Jacks the same way being so close to the memory of her parents had hurt her. If he, too, felt the pull of something he wanted but couldn’t have.”
For context, Eva still doesn’t have her memories and they’re currently in the Cursed Forest, in the Hollow.
THE BEST DAY OF JACKS LITERAL IMMORTAL LIFE WAS WHEN HE SPENT TIME THERE WITH EVANGELINE
ARGHHHHHHH, STOPPPPPP
“Nothing was going to be all right ever again if Jacks lost her now.”
NO WAIT, STOP, HES PANICKING MADE ME PANIC
“‘Splendid! Tell me about the apples.’
‘Next question.’
‘You said I could ask whatever I wanted.’
‘It doesn’t matter, I don’t need them anymore.”
OH MY STARS, JACKS EATS APPLES TO CONTROL HIS FATE URGES OF WANTING TO KISS EVANGELINE (bc otherwise he would kiss her and she would die) BUT HE DOESNT NEED TO DO THAT ANYMORE BECAUSE HE CAN KISS HER
THEY MAKE ME SO MENTALLY ILLLL
anyways, I just really needed wanted to rant ab Jacks bc ofc I do
I’m sorry if it was too long but I really fucking wanted to rant
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dullahandyke · 4 months
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Ok back to dgs, trial 1 part 3 ^_^
We're like 2 lines in and auchi is already being misogynist... bro fuck of
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[ID: a still from The Great Ace Attorney, in which Susato Mikotoba and Kazuma Asougi are both behind the defense bench.]
omg they're both here.... hello <3 squad...
Nooo shes leaving already... sads :(
The poison needs to have entered thru a wound... the burn mayhaps ? But then why steal the glass...
WAIT NK I JUSR RMEMBERED. HE HAD A FUCKIN TOOTH EXTRACTED THERE WAS A WOUND IN HIS MOUTH!!!! ok as u were
Brett's drinking animation is rlly nice tho... the zooms n shit
Oh this music is BANGING... idr the naming conventions of aa music and when they play but the one when brett goes full villain... mwah
RYUUS DOING RHE SCRAFCH BEHIND HEAD EMBARRASSED SPRITEEEEEE LIKE GRANDPA LIKE GRANDSON
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[ID: Ryuunosuke Naruhodou's internal dialogue reads, "What is this, welling up inside me...? I've never felt like this before. It's a sort of conviction to break down all the discrepancies... It's so intense. Almost rage-like... And more than anything else, it's an animalistic desire... to take down my prey!" He then shouts, "Objection!"]
YESSSSS MY BOY LETS GO!!!!! also the lawyer genes r literally coming out it's so funny...
Brett destroying the bottle so it cant b tested for curare... first off suspicious as fuck, second off they can surely test the shards for trace amounts
Loving the view of multiple witnesses on the same stand I rlly like it... focusing on nosa while hosonaga is just standing there bleeding from the mouth in the corner of my vision
OH THIS MUSIC IS BANGGER I THINK ITS THE PIRSUIT THEME? LETS GO
All the music is so awesome in this game its polyphonous as fuck
Omg all the little chicks around the courtroom after brett's breakdown that's so cute...
YES ASOUGI USE YOUR KATANA!!!! so cools.... proud bf boasting abt how the naruhodou family will always b better than the auchi family
Jigoku mentioning the mission he imposed on asougi... why dont u fuck of.... I've noticed him being biased towards ryuu winning so that asougi can go to Britain that little fuck.... u dont deserve ur cool beard
Ok I know gumshoe is in charge of the confetti in modern aa but who the fuck is scattering sakura petals in this secret trial. Susatos in the fucking rafters lads
Oh God this victory theme is already so emotional.... gonna die to death when it plays eventually
SUSATO YAY SHES BACK!!!
Love asougi.... of COURSE hes taking the sword to Britain ryuu, why wouldnt he
Asougis little smile as he tells ryuu to celebrate... lets go my man
HEYRE NOT TAKING SUSATO TO LA CARNEVAL???????? BROOOO SHE DESWRVES IT GET HER BEEF!!!!!
Samurai on a mission again :) such a good song
And in comes the theme of destiny with the steel chair ??? Asougi saying he feels like ryuu is the one destined to b a lawyer instead of him... obvi its referring to the whole naruhodou lawyer thing but considering the shit asougi goes thru later... idk I'm putting a pin in that line
'You dont need knowledge of the law you need to BELIEVE' idk asougi it kinda sounds like u have this whole ace attorney thing down pat
'Asougi....mikotoba...susato.... hosonaga who didnt do anything but whatever...' go ryuu kill him <3
Finished the case jusr in time for bubbles to jump off me... now that's timing... ok I'm gonna go do shit (fold laundry, do some of my colour by numbers, etc) I'll probably start case 2 tonight... I shalt meet herlock >:) and other occurrences :( but also herlock >:)
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wackulart · 11 months
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y’all gotta stop making hot, droopy eyed, slutty men. you’re killing me and my moral compass!
gods… caleb and philip look great tho
fUCK
HAHAHAHAHHAAHSBAS
BROOOO
HOW DO U THINK I FEEEEL
listen for some reason im okay with liking belos unashamed but something about azura's mirror caleb has activated my fight or flight and i cant help it BJSNGFM;
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computerpeople · 1 year
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i hate reading the mh reddit like, actually. it makes me feel kind of sick. i know it's literally just the autism, like its not a normal reaction to have, but i genuinely get like really upset every single time i see someone say "oh you can disregard cl44 or eckvanet" irt theorizing about MH. no you cant! you shouldnt at least!!! why would you do thaty?! they recontectualize so much about the universe the mh characters are in?! it gives us more clues on what the ark is, and who the arklistener is, and what the illnesses theyre inflcited with actually are, and what other characters in the universe are doing and and and. and it mades me mad that it's shit on because it's slowly uploaded, or because cl44 got canceled. because that's not the series fault!? the team making them fell the fuck apart while making cl44!!! troys making this presumably on his own time now while balancing it with everything else and people shit on it for being "esoteric" and too confusing and its like BROOOO ITS AN ARGGGG WHAT WERE YOU FUCKING EXPECTING MAN!? A PERFECTLY LINEAR CLEAR CUT STORY?! IS THAT WHAT YOU THOUGHT MARBLE HORNETS WAS?! ugh ugh ugh. sorry im too autistic for this
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