#can have a pet pig

[spicyicymeloncat]

I’ll be honest and like I’m only on s2 so idk if it’s early for me to write off the Lego knights but like their characters are so woefully 1 dimensional holy hell. They have a lot of potential and sorry idk if I’m offending anyone here but nexo fandom? I’m stealing all your knights and revamping them bc I’m crazy (and it will be fun)

Edit: this is an opinion. Anyone’s free to disagree. You’re still valid if you think these characters are well written. This was not meant to be an attack on anyone. This is how I in general enjoy consuming content. By analysing critically and reconstructing canon into my own fanon specifically for my own entertainment. It’s not serious. It’s not a jab at anyone. And I still enjoy the show even if it’s badly written. Like someone said in the comments, it’s actually sometimes a good thing to watch shows that don’t have as much writing quality.

Edit 2: this post has nothing to do with Ninjago. This isn’t a comparison. This is not me saying “Ninjago is better and because nexo isn’t Ninjago, it’s trash”. I’d have these opinions regardless. Also the tags are still not supposed to be an attack. Its just reasoning that back up my first point. It should be okay to acknowledge and think critically of characters

#i mean I’m sure that’s what people do anyways #like clay is alright and yknow he lends very well into tryhard #lance is literally just a rich white boy and yknow we didn’t need it at fucking all but at least he character develops for a second so he #can have a pet pig #i will #i will kill #I’ll kill everyone because Macy’s singular thing is being subject to misogyny by everyone #idk how anyone can watch this show without wanting to take a mace themselves and stab shit #holy fuck #everytime #it’s just like #abusive #yknow Ik nya kinda had it too #but in Ninjago everyone was oh haha oops I said a sexist my bad won’t happen again #and she got badass real quick and everyone was like hell yeah and no one said she can’t be badass #but in nexo they aren’t even hiding it #everyone is blatantly blatantly sexist and it’s incredibly public and even if they aren’t perpetuating it they don’t defend macy at all #there was that one quote where macy was like ‘you guys don’t ever have to question you’re a knights’ and that fucking hurt mannn #it’s fine to address sexism but also can we give macy a personality outside of being abused left right centre #also let’s not treat misogyny as something women should overcome #but as something that misogynists need to change so that women don’t have to put up with their bull #also like is Aaron just supposed to funny? ok #and fucking axel man #petition to abolish the bigger character who likes to eat haha trope bc it’s not funny and it gives no character depth and it stereotypes #bigger ppl and I think it’s just kinda offensive ykno #i mean idk especially in this case it’s just annoying man #tbh I’m only here for the clown who got so depressed who managed to get into an abusive relationship a book #nexo knights #lego nexo knights

[tea-time-terrier]

I need to know does the fish ever get identified as a different breed or mix and what's the weirdest or funniest one you've gotten

Oh man all the time! Even if people know what a rat terrier is, they have a little piebald miniature in mind and pigroast is...neither of those.

She is most commonly mis-identified as a miniature pinscher (I get it), a basenji (until they see the nub), and a doberman puppy (???).

My favourite was kelpie mix though <3

Funniest dog pike has mis-identified? A German pinscher. She was 100% convinced it was a rat terrier.

#my absolute fav was walking maverick and someone shouting 'nice beagle!' #I've had a lot of younger people apologize profusely about wrong guesses and it's like??? my dude??? you are making the best guess #and you're not that far off?? #I am gearing up for our handful of trials this year by mentally bracing myself for Interactions #I am easily overwhelmed and unfortunately that has made me abrupt and I have been too dismissive in the past #there are so many not nice dog people I don't want to be one of them 😭 #I need to solidify a party trick so pencilcase can interact without necessarily having to be pet #I am having flashbacks to the little kid and her mom who so clearly wanted some more dog info and I bailed bc I hadn't had pig with kids yet #idk where any of this is going but thanks for the ask! #pig in her heart is a little lap dog #this is just hard to convey in brief stranger interactions where pickeral wants to do her own thing (valid) #ask #turnpike

[yandereshingeki]

also wanna say thank you to those being patient with me and my slow ass self with writing… I’m trying to write as much as I can but it’s hard to find the motivation with work weighing me down so much （；＿；）+ the holiday seasons been so busy for me… but im hoping stuff will cool down after and it’ll get better. I’m also actively looking for another job that I hope will be less physically draining so that I’ll feel better lol

#im actually gonna apply to a local pet store soon…. praying I get that job because even if im there 8 hours a day i’ll #at least feel better about being there with all the birds and bunnies and pigs #I think the difference would actually be kinda big considering birds are like. so important to me. pet animals in general lol #maybe it won’t feel like I’m getting the soul sucked outta me if I get to listen to the loud tweeting all day #you’d also be surprised how physically draining it can be to bring in carts all day and have to constantly bag for like 3 cashiers at once #having cart duty is only fun at night bc during the day once you bring in one stack of 6-8 carts they’ll all be gone by the next time you #bring in another 8 #and we have to do it all manually with straps cause our store doesn’t have the cart machines 😞 #NOT TO MENTION. THE PARKING LOT IS ON AN INCLINE TOO. all of that pieced together just kinda makes it suck lol #I can do it but my body is so sore after every shift its so hard smtimes

[nostalgicfun]

the realization that I am an adult with free will and can go into pet stores to simply look at the guinea pigs without my mother materializing in front of me to yell at me 

#for total clarity I wouldn't ever actually purchase an animal from a pet store! #but it's not like I can just go see guinea pigs in the wild #also I don't think I'd ever have one as a pet (as much as I dearly love them) but if I DID I would find someone rehoming theirs #or travel to a rescue or something!

[roguemonsterfucker]

Sometimes losing a pet doesn't really hit me until I go to do my normal feeding routine and then they're just... not there.

I always checked where Panda and Half n Half (my guinea pigs) were when I gave them their dinner, so I could feed them on opposite sides of the cage so they wouldn't fight over food. But Panda's gone. Half n Half gets it all to himself. I just have to put food in one spot now.

I honestly didn't even realize that was what I was doing when I fed them. It was so habitual that I just did it without thinking.

Poor little Panda had a good few years left in him. But life has other ideas sometimes.

I've gone from having six guinea pigs to feed to just one in less than a year...

#animal death #panda died from what i'm choosing to call a freak accident #might have been my fault to a point but these things just happen sometimes #the thing about pets is that you can't wrap them in bubble wrap and keep them safe from everything #i mean i could keep every pet of mine in a sterile container with no toys or enrichment but that would be cruel #and for guinea pigs wouldn't even fully eliminate the risk because honestly hay is a bit dangerous too and that's their main diet #trust me i've pulled plenty of pieces of hay out of guinea pig eyes to know that so many fucking things can happen with guinea pigs #i can't protect them from everything and still give them what they need #toys and food carry a small amount of risk #i do what i can to minimize it #but it's never 0 #and I suspect Panda was very unlucky (we're not 100% sure what happened but I have a guess)

[paigelts05]

Weird science: Faz-Pets [FNAF, Renegade AU]

https://www.deviantart.com/paigelts05/art/Weird-science-Faz-Pets-FNAF-Renegade-AU-995652322

Published: Nov 19, 2023

For this Faz-Tober prompt, I decided to make the inexplicable explicable.

I don't want to deal with pet death in my AU so the main guard's pets have been functionality immortal in my mind. Then a few months ago, I thought "wouldn't it be funny if their pets had the personalities of the generally accepted headcanons of these characters back in 2014/15 had?". THEN I thought "wouldn't it be even better if their pets were escaped Faz Ent experiments?"

Then boom, the concept of "Faz-Pets" was created.

Thing is, this isn't even too far fetched anymore. If I made this back in 2018, it would have been branded as well out of whack. But now? It and a lot of elements of my AU fall well into line with what is plausible in cannon. And I didn't even have to change anything!

I did have to decide on what pets Jeremy and Fritz keep for this to work, but it was worth it.

=°•🌹•°=

Faz-Pets. Pets with an untested lifespan. Nobody knoes how long these pets will live, but if the advertising, "pets that will last for life" is true for these escaped lab rats, then they'll have unnaturally long lives ahead of them.

Mike's bird, Snowball, is a white bird of questionable species and is the angriest birdie you'll ever see, but they're always so docile when around Mike. If it wasn't for being told, Mike would have no idea that Snowball was ever poorly behaved! As much as he wants to treat this behaviour as suspicious, Mike just finds Snowball's behaviour endearing.

Krasnyy's cat, Scott, is a ginger cat and the most level headed of this furry bunch, and seems to bear almost human level intelligence and is able to ferry objects between places without getting distracted or spotted. Krasnyy knows something is up, but always covers for his feline friend, claiming that cats are just like that.

Vincent's cat, Mary, is a black cat and is almost always huddling up to Krasnyy's cat Scott, much to the ginger cat's chagrin. She also seems to hunt not for food, but purely for fun.

Fritz's hamster, Pouches, is a brown Syrian hamster and a glutton. Jeremy is sure that a hamster shouldn't be eating that much each day, but Fritz is sure that Pouches just has a fast metabolism.

Jeremy's guinea pig, Shy, is a brown rex guinea pig named after his defining trait of how shy he is. But he's unnaturally shy and shaky. Shy is almost always shaking, and only stops when Jeremy is holding him. Or when he's sat on Jeremy (head, shoulder, arm, leg, doesn't matter to this guinea pig). Fritz is sure that there's something wrong with Shy, but Jeremy insists that his guinea pig just has separation anxiety.

#2023 #art #artwork #fnaf #fnaf au #renegade au #fnaf renegade au #fnaf fanart #renegade au guards pets #welcome to stuff that would have seemed bizarre in 2015 but fall perfectly into line with what is probable in cannon in 2023 #tbh my entire AU is “it started off as crazy and continued to be crazy but cannon got crazier to match” #cat #cats #hampster #guinea pig #faz pets #<- making a tag for these suckers so you can sort by them when I make more art including these guys

[steelycunt]

people who treat hamsters like disposable pets and seem almost proud about not caring what happens to them. i hope you are shot btw

#the carelessness with which people treat hamsters because they are small + have short life spans. i will eat you #remember my boss coming to work with her six year old daughter one day holding a new hamster in a box #and my boss going yeah accidentally let the old one eat a whole load of chocolate haha! um kill yourself sorry #if you cannot bring yourself to care about the fate of a tiny animal you should not get one as a pet!! ‘haha my hamster got loose and ended #up trapped behind a wardrobe!!’ so would it be pretty funny too if i hit your cat with a car. thought not!! #anyway. silly rant stupid rant about a silly topic but i have never had a dog or a cat but #I have had three hamsters and the way people will buy them and then not seem to give a shit what happens about them is. horrible actually! #this goes for all small animals also. hamsters fish guinea pigs what have you. if you have such a low capacity for love that you are not #capable of extending it to an animal smaller than a cat then. don’t get pets i think!! #someone once told me they used to send their childhood hamster down a garden slide as a joke. my current hamster we only have #because someone tipped him out onto the street and we found him. what the fuck is wrong with people!! gross!! #small animal pets are not like. a tester pet for a big animal that you can afford to neglect or mistreat you understand that right #(ridi's) bigmouth strikes again

[vaaarnarebog]

challenge:

tell me the trait that makes animals unworthy of respect and happy lives, why is it okay to hurt and kill them?

animals don't speak? some people don't either

they aren't as smart as humans? babies eint that smart either

they are alive to be eaten? would it be ok to breed people for food?

it goes on and on, any trait you can think of doesn't stand up when you put it on a human or even an animal you love because you cant morally justify hurting and killing a being that wants to live and be happy.

please just think (even do some research about what their lives and deaths are like) and do something about it.

#vegan #carnist #i m sane and normal and dont want to hurt others or myself affirmaacija #everyone WHO CAN should be vegan #i will be responding and answering genuine chill people #i will be blocking assholes #and i will only responding with what i know from the top of my head if you want numbers n details use the search function of your browser #as you clearly have access to the internet #the suffering the animals go through in their short lives is worse than you think #put a loved animal in the cows/pigs/chickens/fishes/etc place and you will understand why i am so fucking outraged and sad #for why you can substitute a farmed animal for a pet see post above #there is no trait that separates and makes one worthy of love and the other unworthy #great post hit send post i am gonna cry now wha #post!

[oliapfel]

80% of the reason I would ever want fame would be to finally tell people things like

"unless it is a Wolf, Horse, Donkey, Mule, Llama or Camel, feeding a mincraft mob food will not heal it in any way. all it does is allow that mob to breed"

#minecraft #seriously i see so many mc pets die #people who have played the game since its release fail to understand this #a semi-experienced minecraft player will lose his dumb pet cow named henry because he thought he was healing the fall damage with wheat #why the hell does no one know this #seriously test this out with a pig since you can see its health when riding it #other than the ones listed you can only heal them with potions #im losing my mind over this

[autistic-shaiapouf]

Wow okay the whole "laughing while crying" thing doesn't happen unless things have gone especially pear shaped huh

#my roommate disappeared like 5 days ago??? she was with her bf and said the nasty weather was stopping her from driving home #ive been feeding her dog + the guinea pig she's pet sitting and this morning. there were ants in the dog's food bowl #legitimately cant take this anymore I'm messaging my landlord about alternative rooms on my next day off #ive worked 4 days in a row and have today and tomorrow still and. the being alone would be fantastic if #i hadnt been wordlessly handed someone else's responsibilities + have to wonder when they'll be back #I'm reaching out on my way to work today but like. also it's not my job to ask if you're coming back or what i should do with the pets #you can reach out too!! you can ALSO communicate!! I'm just. i think I'm also having an illness flare up and ive been EXHAUSTED #i woke up so tired this morning and yesterday i was really dizzy for a lot of the day too U_U #i havent touched their dishes!! there's been dishes in the sink for so long!! and a baking tin from the oven with tinfoil #they just. took it from the oven and put it on the stove (reasonable) and then. never cleaned it up #i just. am at my limits and can see that now 👁👁 #hoatm rants

[primeministerofantarctica]

ykw maybe i just want. a pet in general.

#not a dog or cat bc i don't have the money or space yet 😔 #but maybe some rats? or guinea pigs? or a parakeet? #i don't want to do anything impulsively but like. im realizing i /can/ adopt a pet if i want now so. hmm. #astra rambles #personal

[boygirlctommy]

despite everything its still you…

#my post #this is Girl and Barriss #as you can see over the years barriss has acquired a body #and a cape! the cape is integral to her character design #girl used to have a knight shirt actually but i vividly remember the day i swapped it out for this emt shirt instead #i lost Parental Supervision a long time ago but to be fair i could never be sure i was using the same guy every time anyways #i also temorarily had a Frodo and a Guy and a Tiny Ani #guy had a golden prosthetic hand (tragic accident. tried to make him hold an object) #tiny ani was baby anikin and used a frying pan with a gem embedded in it as a weapon #frodo was bald. #i lost all 3 boys a while ago tho #Girl has a sister- dunno where she is atm but shes almost identical to girl. shes just called Sister #and barriss has a mom! she doesnt have a name bcus everyone hates her (worlds worst absent mother award ^_^) #theres so much lore. there was a zombie apocalypse caused by a pig one time #tiny ani got infected :’( #Girl still sees barriss as a weird pet but also as her best friend. but also as somekind of feral animal. yknow? #i love these little guys a Lot lol #i should ask my brother if he wants to play legos again…

[mobtism]

soooooo severely depressing having so many allergies. urggh

#been really devastating to me again. cant eat any food. cant go without five things of benadryl tucked inside my bag. #cant be near cats. cant get any pet without making sure im not allergic first. cant touch grass cant touch rain without my skin itching #and breaking out. #i think the gluten is destroying my intestines again. i cant stop crying and i am so depressed again. #i want to order the stuff i need for my guinea pigs because im so excited and want to get everything ready as soon as possible. but i cant #do that until im certain im not allergic. but how can i check? #no one in close proximity has any i can touch or hold. pet stores dont allow it. so what do i do? #buy them and hold them and take the risk of having to rehome them? god what an awful thing. #ive lost my ability to sing i feel. in part because im impassioned and part because the mucus in my throat is so thick i can hardly breathe. #and maybe its my fault because i cant stick to my diet. my throat could be clearer if i did. but with how things are right now? sticking to #my diet will be too hard and too stressful. i'd probably stop eating again. #so i cant sing. i cant make decisions like a normal person could. i can feel my organs tearing themselves apart. i cant be outside without #downing an antihistamine. i cant live my life without constant worrying about being allergic to fucking EVERYTHING. and i am so distraught #im just. its really fucking upsetting. #✨

[chaoticace2005]

Rules for the Hazbin Hotel, authored by Vaggie:

1. No drugs.

2. No fights.

3. No pranks.

4. No problematic language.

5. No murder (OR TERRITORIAL GENOCIDE WHAT THE FUCK ANGEL)

6. No smuggling in of drugs. Not by sticking them up your ass. Or by hiding them in a pizza box. Or by slingshotting them to the roof. Or getting someone else to. Not at all.

7. No sexual rendezvous with outsiders in the hotel. No SHOWING sexual rendezvous with strangers to people of the hotel either.

8. Make sure the pig/future pets stay in the patron’s room. (This includes eggs!!)

9. No singing Limit singing to once twice per day

10. Stop flirting with the bartender Angel

11. Don’t call Husk “Husker” unless he allows it.

12. No harassing the staff at all. This includes asking who tops.

13. Don’t suggest anything sexual/romantic to Alastor unless you want your head cut off.

14. NO CUTTING OFF PEOPLE’S HEADS

15. NO EATING PEOPLE

16. NO MAKING CHARLIE CRY.

17. Don’t ask me to put my spear “inside you” Angel, what the fuck?

18. Don’t turn the interior of the hotel into a swamp?! Keep it contained in your room if you must!

19. No stabbing staff or residents. No matter how much they look like bugs! (OR IF THEYRE NAME IS ANGEL)

20. Don’t try and stab bugs if they’re within 10 feet of another demon.

21. Don’t call anyone a “bitch” OR TALK ABOUT HOW MY NAME SOUNDS LIKE “VAGINA”

22. Limit Niffty’s access to sharp objects.

23. NO DEALS ALASTOR

24. No drinking. Limit drinking at bar.

25. No mentioning the Stock Market Crash of 1929. For everyone’s benefit.

26. Don’t blow a hole in the wall.

27. Try to keep roast battles OUTSIDE the hotel. (Or stop picking fights?? Please Alastor I swear to God…)

28. No spying on the hotel for outside sources or putting technology that can be used against us.

29. No evil laughing in the middle of the night, what the fuck Alastor?

30. No building weapons/war machines.

31. No eggs! (Fine the eggs can stay.)

32. Someone please keep an eye on Niffty. (And the eggs.)

33. Stop touching people ANGEL.

34. Don’t make other people storm off HUSK.

35. Respect boundaries.

36a. If Angel looks like he’s about to pass out/cry don’t comment. Let him do his thing.

36b. Don’t try to talk to Angel if he’s on the phone with Valentino. Honestly don’t even mention his phone calls with Valentino.

37. Please don’t call Lucifer “Daddy”

38. Don’t turn into a 20 foot tall demon-eating creature unless absolutely necessary.

39. Don’t cause angry loan sharks to show up at the front door.

40. NO EXPLOSIONS!

41. Rule #2, “No fights” can be broken if the person you’re fighting is Valentino. Or Adam.

42. Don’t lie to your girlfriend or hide the fact you were secretly an angel.

43. DONT TALK ABOUT PEOPLE’S TITS (or lack of)

44. KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING A BEDROOM ESPECIALLY IF SOMEONE’S HAVING MAKEUP SEX

45. Don’t give people makeovers while they’re sleeping, ANGEL!

46. Don’t pretend to eat someone’s pet, ALASTOR

47. Don’t die.

48. I never want to hear the words “cum-plete” again.

49. STOP HAVING FIGHTS ACROSS THE BUILDING LUCIFER AND ALASTOR!!

50. If Charlie is passed out on the couch LET HER SLEEP

51. No making bombs in the hotel Cherri!

52. Stop breaking rules and then saying it’s “FOR SIR PENTIOUS!”

53. Angel don’t try to shoot someone if they break spaghetti.

54. Don’t break spaghetti. Or “ruin” Italian food. Whatever the fuck that means. This apparently includes pineapple on pizza.

55. Don’t mention Valentino unless Angel brings him up first.

56. Don’t comment on Angel and Husk’s flirting.

57. Only call Angel “Anthony” if things are serious (or if you’re Husk)

58. Don’t use any of the nicknames Husk and Angel use for each other. This includes but is not limited to: “Whiskers”, “Legs”, “Kitty”, “Webs”, “Tony”, “Love”, and “Baby.”

59. It’s better not to question whatever facts Husk gives about his past.

60. Family dinners at 6 pm unless you can’t make it due to prior obligation. Game nights after on Sundays.

61. No hunting people for sport and NO KNIFE MONOPOLY.

62. Don’t attach knives to a roomba so you can have a “boyfriend” Niffty.

63. Keep Niffty away from Roombas.

64. Alastor, treat people with decency. Really, it’s not that hard.

65. No making giant ducks that breathe fire to chase people around the hotel just because they call you short.

66. Therapy. Everyone.

67. DONT HAVE SEX ON THE BAR WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?!

68. If Valentino enters the property you have permission to stab him.

69. “Hell is forever” is bullshit. You guys aren’t. You can do this.

#stupid hazbin hotel lists #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel vaggie #vaggie hazbin hotel #vaggie #angel dust hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #charlie hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #sir pentious #cherri bomb #niffty #hazbin hotel crack #chaggie #huskerdust #angelhusk

[bimbobaggins69]

𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌.

virgin eddie munson x experienced fem reader

summary: you go into the boys locker room with a plan to steal the polaroids your now ex boyfriend took of you to show off to his friends, but the last thing you suspected was to be met with Eddie ‘the freak’ Munson and his very big friend.

warnings: smut ahead, 18+ minors dni, no use of y/n (use of pet names), non consensual sharing of nudes, reader technically cheats, big dick eddie, slight fingering, oral (m receiving) unprotected p in v, cream pie, fluffff.

authors note: I feel like I haven’t written a one shot in awhile, so…hope you like. As always thank you to my lovely beta’s @take-everything-you-can & @xxhellfiregirlxx <3

wc: 3.4k

You are fuming, absolutely seething with rage.

You couldn't believe your boyfriend, scratch that ex boyfriend would do this to you. How could someone swear to be ‘so in love’ with you but turn around and do this? It just didn’t make sense, but you only have yourself to blame.

All of your friends warned you about Andy, said he was a pig and would just use you as another notch for his belt, but you wanted to believe you were different or that maybe you could’ve changed him. Instead you allowed him to take very x-rated polaroids of you, that he in turn showed to all of his basketball buddies, who told their cheerleader girlfriends, who then told you he’d spent all of gym bragging and showing them off in the locker room.

So…you’d devised a very impulsive and hell bent plan; while they were all outside running the annual mile, you decided you would sneak into the locker room, find Andy's locker, then you would break into it and steal the polaroids back. It was a fool proof plan… or so it seemed in your frenzy of rage.

But as you walk into the quiet, cold, sterile room filled with green lockers. You quickly realize you're not alone.

“Oh my god!”

“Oh fuck!”

Was said in unison as you and Eddie ‘the freak’ Munson locked eyes, but they didn't stay connected for long as yours roamed his body, all the way down to the biggest cock you had ever seen in your life. Not that you’ve seen so many, but you’ve had your fair share of hook ups and I mean c’mon you're not a prude, you do watch porn.

But, even so… his cock was still bigger than anything you’ve come in contact with, albeit on screen and off.

“I’m so sorr–”

“What are you do-”

You both say again, voices overlapping as Eddie catches the wide eyed stare you're giving his flaccid manhood.

He quickly covers himself with his hands, his cheeks pinkening in embarrassment.

Eddie was rather dense when it came to his size, considering he was a virgin and he’s been using the locker room while it was empty since he started at Hawkins High, not wanting to give the jocks anymore fuel for their relentless fire. He didn’t have much to compare it to, nor did he want to participate in any dick measuring contests. The only porn he had hidden under his bed were his dirty fantasy magazines but all the dicks in there were monster cocks, literally.

“What are you doing in here?” Eddie huffed in annoyance as your eyes continued to burn a hole into his now covered groin.

“I um, I–” You couldn't even find the words to explain why you were in the boy’s locker room, not one that would make any sense to him, anyway.

“You what, huh? Spit it out.” Eddie didn’t mean to snap at you, but he was already in a foul mood. He had been present when Andy was showing off your goods to his ogling friends, who all agreed he was a ‘lucky guy’.

Eddie patiently waited for them all to retreat out and onto the track so he could finally shower and get dressed back into his all black attire. Eddie, oh lovesick Eddie had been nursing a mammoth sized crush on you since your freshman year. So, to say he couldn't help but roll his eyes and clench his fists at not only the thought of all these other dudes getting to see you, but also the fact that you even picked a shit stain like Andy Clayton to give an ounce of your time to, really pissed him off.

“I came to try and get something back from my ex.” You bashfully murmur as your eyes once again find the metalheads.

A remorseful look passes over Eddie's face at your revelation, as you both continue to stare at each other you quickly notice his wet hair has been dripping down onto his tattooed chest, the scene makes your breath hitch and you want so badly to clench your thighs from the heat that's been ignited in your center.

Eddie’s confidence begins to grow as he notices the flush of your cheeks and the way your breathing went ragged as your eyes wandered.

“Ya’ know, if i didn't know any better i'd say you’re checking me out?” He declares with a cocky smirk.

“What? I-I’m not-” You stutter before shutting your eyes tight, as if it’d shield you of your utter humiliation. You quickly exhale in an attempt to rid yourself of the mix of arousal and embarrassment that has simultaneously filled your body.

“Okay, I was… but I didn’t mean to, I'm sorry.” You whisper as your eyes meander the tiles under your black loafers and white slouch socks.

“You didn't mean to check out my dick?” Eddie says in bewilderment as his brows raise, disappearing behind his shaggy, wet bangs.

He’s surprised he has the confidence to stand so close to you with his dick literally in his hand, but watching you stutter and squirm has got to be the highlight of his whole high school career.

Well this and that time he, Gareth and Jeff left that flaming bag of shit on Mr. Higgins doorstep. Yeah, watching that old fuck struggle to put out a burning bag filled with dog shit was definitely up there.

“I mean, I did mean to, it’s just– nevermind, I'm sorry. I’ll leave.” Your words fly out of your mouth before you begin to turn and leave, back out the way you came without fulfilling the mission you were on just five minutes ago.

You didn’t even make it two steps before Eddie was gently grabbing your bicep, his hands no longer covering his cock that now grows hard between his scrawny thighs.

“It’s just what?…Color me curious sweetheart.” He says as his calloused fingers slowly run down your arm and back to his side.

Sweetheart, you liked hearing him call you that. Jesus, what is happening?

“Well um, your dicks like really big.” You say as your eyes fall back to his package, you lick your lips at the sight of it twitching at your words.

“Really?” The way he questions you is confusing because there is absolutely no way he doesn’t know he’s hung like a goddamn horse.

“You’re joking right? You’re gonna act like you don’t know your cock is massive?” You say with a tilt of your head.

His eyebrows shoot back up in amusement, the cocky smile on his face a complete rival to his rapidly beating heart.

You move closer into his space, looking up into his innocent looking doe eyes.

Eddie Munson is anything but innocent, right? I mean he sells drugs for fuck sake! You’ve even heard about him grabbing a cheerleader's tit during a drug deal, of course she was trying to get him to lower the price, but still…well now that you come to think of it, that's really the only sexual thing you’ve heard about him. There’s no way he could be a… yeah right.

“Can I ask you a question?” You whisper as you move in even closer, moving a now damp, stray strand of hair behind his reddening ear.

“S-sure.” He whimpers when your long nails lightly scratch down his jaw, which he quickly covers with a cough.

You bit at your lips trying to hold back a giggle at the noise that went straight between your legs.

Okay, fuck those pictures! What better way to get over a guy than to get under a new one…right? Especially one your ex hates…who has a huge cock…I mean this shits a no brainer… you’re gonna fuck Eddie Munson.

“Are you a virgin?” You question sweetly as you ‘innocently’ play with the hem of your plaid dress, the white turtleneck underneath making your already hot and bothered body, burn more with the intense electricity radiating between the both of you.

“I uh, how’d you know?” He sighs as his shoulders drop in exasperation, not at you but at himself for being so fucking obvious.

“Well, with that third leg I never would’ve guessed…but you have this innocence in your eyes that’s kinda telling.” You giggle as your eyes meet his still hard cock, and all you wanna do now is wrap your hand around it and watch him lose his mind.

Eddie throws his head back and laughs into the open air of the now humid locker room. He whispers third leg to himself, nodding his head as if he was hearing that term for the first time. He was.

“Do you wanna stay a virgin, Eddie?” You whisper as the tips of your fingers gently trail over the patch of hair on his lower stomach, just above the spot your hand is aching to touch, that he’s aching for you to touch.

Two things in this moment make the metalhead equally lose his mind, he might actually cum untouched if he’s being honest. Your hand is so close to his throbbing cock, just a few centimeters down and you’d be brushing against his pink, sensitive tip. And hearing you say his name. Wait, you know his name.

That alone is an aphrodisiac for him.

“No, I-I don’t.” He admits before swallowing hard, his damp Adam's apple bobbing at the motion.

“Can I kiss you?” He surprises himself as the question leaves his mouth.

“Please.” you whine with desperation, making Eddie groan as his lips find yours in a frenzy.

Your fingers slowly trail down, finally wrapping your dainty hand around the sheer girth and length that is Eddie’s cock.

Another whimper falls from between his pretty lips, but this time it's unashamed and without a cough to cover it up. No, he wants you to hear what you’re doing to him.

“That feel good, baby?” You murmur into his mouth between the smacks that echo off the barren walls.

“Fuck, yeah mhm, it does.” He rushes out awkwardly, making you giggle into the kiss.

He wraps his arms around you, in an air of confidence and pulls you in closer, chests now flush as your hand continues to softly tug at his cock.

“Do you wanna fuck me, Eddie?” You whisper as you lean your forehead against his, wet bangs be damned.

“I’ve wanted to fuck you for a very long time, princess.” He admits without much thought.

You break away from him, eyes boring into his as you take in his confession. You step back and Eddie’s heart shatters as he curses himself for opening his big, stupid mouth and scaring you off. But before he could get down on his knees and grovel for you to just ignore him and stay, keep paying attention to him. You take his hand and lead him to the wooden bench towards the back of the locker room.

He follows you like a lost puppy before you’re gently pushing at his chest, a silent instruction for him to sit down. He quickly takes the hint, clumsily plopping down onto the stiff wooden bench.

He looks to you for direction, those innocent eyes blinking up at you and goddammit if it doesn't chip away at the walls your now ex boyfriend has helped you build. But, that's a thought for another day.

You fall to your knees, cold tiles digging into your skin as you wrap your hand back around his cock in a wildness that you’d never felt for any of your previous partners.

“Holy shit.” Eddie spits out in disbelief. This has to be a wet dream, there's absolutely now way this is happening to him…he’s never this lucky, and in typical eddie cynicism, he looks around to make sure no one is filming or waiting to pop out and laugh at him or better yet, to tell him this was all some elaborate prank, get the freak all riled up just to leave him high and dry.

The thought is quickly extinguished when you wrap your lips around the head of his cock, gently sucking before you're removing your soft, pillowy muscles that are now coated in his precum, you alluringly flick your tongue across them gathering it all, just to get a good taste of him. His soul just about leaves his body and you've barely even started.

You take him back into your mouth, but this time without mercy as you relax your throat, slowly moving down inch by delicious inch as you try not to gag, his tip now bullying your uvula like his own personal punching bag.

“Oh, oh fuck, please. I-I…” He stammers as his hands flex and clench beside him, too afraid to run his fingers through your hair like he so badly wants to.

You fuck his aching cock into your throat, bobbing your head up and down, over and over before you’re popping off of him, placing a sweet kiss to his tip then standing back up onto your feet, your knees burning from the pressure that was placed on them, red indents now take their place leaving very little mystery as to what you’ve just done.

“I need your cock so bad Eddie.” You moan into his mouth before kissing him, it’s deep and needy and you never want to kiss anyone else like this for as long as you live.

“Use me, please. J-just fuck, just use me pretty girl.” Eddie whimpers, before he begins attacking your neck, sucking hard before soothing the skin with his tongue. You couldn’t care less if he leaves marks, in fact you want him to mark you up, make you his.

You thread your hand into his still damp hair, pushing him closer as he begins to suck at a particularly sensitive spot, just below your ear.

Eddie places one last tender kiss there, before he removes his face from your neck. He confidently lifts the hem of your dress up and over the tops of your thighs, exposing your slick soaked, red panties. The metalhead swipes a finger over the thin, lace fabric that clings to your hips.

“Can I take these off?” He asks as his eyes continue to bore into the growing wet patch in the center of your covered slit.

“Mhm.” A high pitch whine escapes from the depths of your throat at how harshly he tore them off from between your legs. Needy boy.

“Fuckin’ aye.” Eddie murmurs to himself at the sight of your glistening cunt right in front of him, so pretty and wet just for him. He wanted to run his fingers through the damp, trimmed coils on your mound but quickly decided against it, he didn’t want you thinking that was weird.

“H-have you ever seen a pussy before?” You chirp up, bashful as you grab his hand and move it towards your soaked slit.

He clears his throat before answering- “just in magazines.” He admits as his cheeks tinge a pretty shade of pink.

He’s embarrassed by his revelation, but you can’t help but think that’s the hottest thing you’ve ever heard.

You work his fingers through your slit, rubbing at your own clit with his hand and it all just fuels that fire growing deep in your belly.

“Oh!” You moan as your eyes gently roll back, you swipe his finger through your wetness again, “you feel that? Feel how wet you make me Ed’s?” You whisper as your eyes now hold his.

“Fuck, you’re so beautiful! I-I need to fuck you or im gonna cum. You can’t just talk to me like that, princess.” He mutters as he loses all resolve, not that he had much to begin with.

“Yes, sir.” You whisper into his ear before you’re placing a gentle kiss there. You turn around, hand grabbing onto his still hard cock, you lower yourself into his lap, pink tip already prodding at your hole as your back becomes flush with his chest, you lay your head back against his shoulder and burrow it into his neck, both of you moaning in unison as you sink onto him, slowly.

He’s so big it’s like he's ripping you in half, but you welcome the burn. The pleasure and pain of it all makes your cunt drip even more, further creating less pain and a whole lot more pleasure.

“Mmf.” Eddie moans into the side of your face, as you’re finally seated flush in his lap, cock buried deep inside your aching pussy, you clench around the intrusion, making Eddie gasp and whine.

You smile back at him before you’re doing it again.

“Fuck, do you want this to be over before it starts? Huh?” He says threw his teeth, as he grabs your chin to reprimand you. And you want nothing more than to play further into that dynamic.

Andy was a shit lay compared to this, Eddie Munson a virgin is fucking you better than your ex, and if that doesn’t speak volumes as to how the relationship was. The thought makes you feel stupid.

Before you can fester anymore on your dumb mistake, Eddie begins to fuck up into you, all his patience seeping through the air vents that you now realize are on and blowing, creating a chill throughout the room and goosebumps to trickle over your body.

His big hands grab at your waist, roughly bouncing you up and down on his cock as he follows the same rhythm. You’re both moaning into each other's mouths as you bring your hand to the nape of his neck and holding on, as you get absolutely railed in the boys locker room.

Not only is the location turning you on but the thought of being caught by anyone, especially Andy, has got your cunt dripping and making a mess of the metalheads balls.

“Shit, you’re so wet and warm and so fucking tight, baby.” Eddie huffs as his words begin to spill out with no filter, theres no fucking way he can think about what he’s saying before he says it with you clenching around him like that.

“I remember the first time I fucked my fist thinking about you; you wore that little jean skirt with those fucking red cowboy boots a-and the tightest little white shirt, I could see your nipples perfectly. Didn't even bother to wear a bra, just wanted everyone to see, didnt you? Mmm, bad girl.” He starts his confession out whiney and whimpering until he gets to the bad girl with a growl and an extra hard snap of his hips that make your eyes cross in complete carnal delight.

“That’s so fu-ucking hot that you think about me when you jack off, fuck.” You stutter as your body continues to be used as Eddie’s personal little fuck toy.

“Yeah? But I don’t have to do that anymore do I? You’re gonna let me fuck this tight little cunt whenever I want, aren’t you baby?” The confident rasp in his voice is a complete 360 to the awkward, innocent boy he was just seconds ago. But, the way your pussy tightens around him tells him you fucking love it, so he files that information away for next time.

“Yes, yes whenever you want Eddie!” You wail as your legs begin to shake, your cunt clenching around him as your nails dig into his thighs that continue to slap up into the backs of yours. The sounds were filthy, but they egged you both on as your highs so quickly approached.

“Ed- I’m cumming, oh my god!” You sob, fully convinced someone has had to have heard you both by now. But you don’t care, how could you when the most intense pleasure was coursing through your body, turning you into a twitching mess.

“Fuck, me too baby, wher-” He doesnt even get to finish, before you’re begging him to cum inside you. Of course he obliges, eyes rolling back into his head and cock throbbing as his heavy load shoots deep inside you.

“Goddammit.” He whispers into your neck after you've both come down from your panting highs. The breath he exhales tickles you, making you giggle. His arms wrap around your front, holding you tightly before burrowing his head deeper into the skin between your jaw and clavicle, he blows a raspberry and you can't help the shriek that leaves your mouth as he continues to tease you.

“So, you want help getting those pictures back?”

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details about ocs!

send an emoji/description of emoji to learn more about a writer's oc! many of these are taken from my munday asks meme, because i thought it would be fun to make a version for characters too! the prompts are categorized by emoji type and given descriptions in case anyone can't see the symbols. can be used for roleplayers and any general writers alike! for roleplayers, these can also be used for your interpretations of canon characters if you so desire as well!

𝐎𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐒. 💭 THOUGHT BALLOON — what is your oc's MBTI, enneagram, and/or other personality aspects (if known/interested in)? 🚗 CAR — does your oc have a driver's license? can they drive/operate any automobiles/machinery besides cars? ✈️ AIRPLANE — does your oc like traveling, or do they consider themselves a more homey person? 🎮 VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies? 💍 RING — does your oc have any piercings? do they want any (more) piercings? 🖊️ BALLPOINT PEN — does your oc have any tattoos? do they want any (more) tattoos? 📚 BOOKS — what level of education has your oc most recently completed/is currently in (GED, undergraduate, grad school, phd, etc)? 🎻 VIOLIN — does your oc play any instruments? what is their skill level (beginner/intermediate/advanced/virtuoso/etc)? 🩹 ADHESIVE BANDAGE — does your oc have any physical and/or mental disabilities? 🩸 DROP OF BLOOD — what is your oc's blood type?

𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐒. 🎶 MUSICAL NOTES — what type of music does your oc like? do they listen to music very often? 💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know. 💤 SLEEPING SIGN — is your oc a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? how are their sleeping habits? 🔱 TRIDENT EMBLEM — can your oc swim? do they enjoy swimming? 🔺 RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP — does your oc know how to use any weapons? 🔶 LARGE ORANGE DIAMOND — does your oc know cpr? do they have any other medical expertise? 🚫 PROHIBITED — does your oc drink/smoke? do they do it regularly, or is it more on occasion or for special events?

𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄. 🌈 RAINBOW — what is your oc's sexual orientation/gender identity? what pronouns do they use? 🎄 CHRISTMAS TREE — what is your oc's favorite holiday? 🐶 DOG FACE — does your oc have any pets? 🐈 CAT — does your oc prefer a wide circle of friends or a few close friends? 🐷 PIG FACE — what is your oc's favorite animal? 🐉 DRAGON — what is your oc's favorite mythical creature? 🍃 LEAVES FLUTTERING IN WIND — what is/was your oc's favorite subject in school? 🌴 PALM TREE — does your oc have a green thumb? do they enjoy gardening? 🍎 RED APPLE — where was your oc born? do they still live in/around their place of birth or do they live somewhere else? how do they feel about their birthplace?

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒. ❤️ RED HEART — what are three of your oc's positive traits? 🤍 WHITE HEART — what are three of your oc's neutral/questionable traits? 💔 BROKEN HEART — what are three of your oc's negative traits? 💘 HEART WITH ARROW — what and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them? 🧡 ORANGE HEART — does your oc tend to prioritize family or friends? 💛 YELLOW HEART — how many languages does your oc speak? what language(s) are they learning, if any? 💚 GREEN HEART — does your oc prefer being inside or outside? 💙 BLUE HEART — does your oc have any cool/special powers and/or abilities? how are they with magic, if it exists in their world? 💜 PURPLE HEART — what is your oc's ancestry/genetic background? 🖤 BLACK HEART — has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?

𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐒. 🎂 BIRTHDAY CAKE — when is your oc's birthday? how old are they? what are their sun, moon, & rising signs (if known)? what about their tarot card, ruling planet, & ruling number (if known)? do they fit the typical traits of these sun, moon, & rising signs? 🍝 SPAGHETTI — what is/are your oc's favorite food(s)? 🍰 SHORTCAKE — what is/are your oc's favorite sweet(s)/dessert(s)? 🍦 SOFT ICE CREAM — what is/are your oc's favorite ice cream flavor(s)? 🍔 HAMBURGER — is your oc good at cooking? are they good at baking? which one do they prefer? 🥯 BAGEL — what does your oc's typical breakfast look like? do they usually eat breakfast? 🥪 SANDWICH — what does your oc's typical lunch look like? do they usually eat lunch? 🍛 CURRY AND RICE — what does your oc's typical dinner look like? do they usually eat dinner? 🍸 COCKTAIL GLASS — what is your oc's favorite alcoholic drink, if they can drink? ☕️ HOT BEVERAGE — does your oc prefer coffee, tea, hot chocolate, milk, water, or some other drink? how do they like to take this drink (ex. coffee with milk, hot chocolate with whipped cream, a specific kind of tea, etc)?

𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄. 😊 SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES — what are your oc's career/general life desires? what do they want to get the most out of life? 😖 CONFOUNDED FACE — is your oc an introvert, an extrovert, or an ambivert? do they let people in easily, or are they more reserved? 🤔 THINKING FACE — what are some of your oc's quirks/mannerisms? 🧐 FACE WITH MONOCLE — is your oc more logical or emotional? 🤓 SMILING FACE WITH GLASSES — is your oc chatty or quiet? are they at ease in social situations, or are they more shy? 🤩 FACE WITH STARRY EYES — is your oc a planner, or are they more spontaneous in their actions? 😥 SAD BUT RELIEVED FACE — is your oc prone to getting stressed out, or is it easy for them to keep their cool? 😓 DOWNCAST FACE WITH SWEAT — is your oc open-minded or stubborn? are they inquisitive or do they prefer to keep to their bubble of knowledge? 😞 DISAPPOINTED FACE — does your oc attract others, or do they tend to be left alone? 🤒 FACE WITH THERMOMETER — does your oc get sick easily? 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 FAMILY WITH MOTHER, FATHER, SON AND DAUGHTER — how many people are in your oc's immediate family? how many people are in your oc's extended family? do they have aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, etc? who in their family are they closest with? are they close with their birth family, or do they have a found family?

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