Btw I still can't believe H was allowed to release and do a whole MV for kiwi, and did this too https://twitter.com/Harry_Styles/status/558859191725473792?t=xiyJaM1XQeJ8MDemCkLkdQ&s=19
The theory behind cake-gate is actually pretty crazy, about a bakery refusing to do a gay cake or something. And only a few months after the tweet, babygate turn out to be a thing and Kiwi mv was just the cherry on top
So I’ve been told that the table collapsed because they couldn’t afford a good table…..
Meanwhile I just thought they chose the one antique table with termites.
Or!
What if someone wanted the cake to fall?
Or
If that table was brought in by the cake makers I would sue, cause why the fuck is that cake 75000 pounds and not on a sturdy table? I mean they barely bumped into it.
Fastest Growing Fandoms on AO3 This Week (01/01/2024)
Every week I pull data on how many fics are in each fandom and compare to the previous week, then calculate the percentage increase to determine fastest growing fandoms. Since this naturally skews towards smaller fandoms, I have included the same data filtered to Over 1k, 5k, & 10k fics.
Ok, so, I'm wandering around Act 3 and I finally find Dammon again in the Lower City--this is my tactician run, so I do a lot of aimless wandering to avoid my problems. I love Dammon and I decided to break into step inside his lovely home to see how he's living. I went upstairs, saw a book and was like, "Oh, maybe it's a diary! I'd love to get to know Dammon and his backstory better!" I walk close enough to see the title and--
D-Dammon?
Dammon?
Man's genuinely out here with one of his only personal belongings being a play so lewd it's been banned, I love him so much.
"That's....that's bigger than me...!"
(and that's something)
@sketchychespin was so kind to commission me with a piece of my own OC! risto featuring a giant cake as big as himself! I am foreseeing a stuffed beast in dire need for soothing bellyrubs very, very soon, ohohoho!