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potatobugz · 9 months
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chickthiccs · 8 months
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What crime does each character go to jail for:
Lightning McQueen: Speeding
Sally Carrera: Being a drug dealer
Doc Hudson: attempted murder using a cactus
Chick Hicks: I think this is obvious
Tow Mater: if you played gartic phone...
Ramone: flashing
Flo: poisoning mia and tia with cafe food
Mia and Tia: stalking
Cruz Ramirez: Too much toxic positivity (it's a crime in the cars world)
Jackson Storm: also attempted murder and looking like a pack of 5 gum
Finn McMissile: bdsm in public
Miles Axlerod: public urination
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eggrolls-and-fandoms · 3 months
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My dealer: bro I got this new strain called ‘undertale yellow’ it’s crazy you’re gonna ascend
Me: yeah right this ain’t shit
Me, five minutes later: I think I forgot to get the golden cactus for macro froggit
My buddy Starlo, pacing: Ceroba is lying to us
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the-roo-too · 1 year
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say something!
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oh_haewon x fem_reader
—haewon doesn’t fall for people, it’s a known fact. so what changes when the exchange student arrives?
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GENRE: smau, fluff, crack
STATUS: on hold!
disclaimer: this is my first work on tumblr and my first smau ever! i’m open to any form of criticism so if there’s something you think i could change/do better, please do tell :D
WARNINGS: bit angsty every once in a while; some swearing
FEAT.: nmixx (jinni included!); lesserafim; xdinary heroes
PROFILES: the ‘sane’ ones (and a cheetah); the fishy ones (and a mom); the ordinary ones (and a bubble); the exchange (and her friends)
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CHAPTERS:
-0.0 zuha grew up
-0.1 nailed it
-0.2 take it down (half-written)
-0.3 #kimjiwooisoverparty
-0.4 eunchae the seducer
-0.5 jooyeon villain era
-0.6 another day another slay
-0.7 take cover
-0.8 haewon causes terror
-0.9 yoona on the case (half-written)
-1.0 lovely salad
-1.1 yoona the runner
-1.2 y/n-kura besties
-1.3 y/n the dealer
-1.4 the lunch box
-1.5 haewon is being weirder
-1.6 live laugh love cuddlefish
-1.7 mad woman
-1.8 the child never lies
-1.9 you sold your soul for what?
-2.0 hot girl?
-2.1 girl lover
-2.2 pics price
-2.3 speaking shakespeare
-2.4 nearby stars basis
-2.5 haewon arsonist confirmed
-2.6 furry gang movie night
-2.7 adopt y/n movement
-2.8 almost identity theft
-2.9 code red
-3.0 alexa play cactus by twice
-3.1 hard boiled egg
-3.2 a man?
-3.3 you did WHAT
-3.4 leaving this convo
-3.5 that was quick
-3.6 BLOCK of parmesan
-3.7 mommy help
-coming soon!
TAGLIST: @sserajeans @chaewonluvsme @spritin @babycubchae @meowrinz @shztv @chaerybae @pandafuriosa60
©the-roo-too 2023
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thedawningofthehour · 5 months
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Making Fun of Rich People Round 2
This one's a little bit different. This house is in Arizona, listed for a clean 20 mil, eight bedrooms ten baths, 16,000 square feet. The outside is really nothing special, looks like every other southwestern wanna-be movie star mansion so let's
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Kicking things off with a bang.
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You know. I can't even say anything bad about this. Like, the other house, they were people who clearly had more money than taste and built their house as a shrine to their bank accounts. It was not meant to live in, but to prove their wealth. It was ridiculous and stupid and they deserved to be made fun of.
These people. These people know their house is ugly. They know that table was an obscene waste of money. They know that couch screams "my coke dealer was redecorating." They do not care. They love bringing people in and watching their expressions of horror. They rub their hands together gleefully as people try to think of a compliment that isn't too obviously pulled out of their ass.
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I mean, come on. That green chandelier, they're absolutely trolling us.
And I'm going to be honest, this looks like a living room I'd actually feel comfortable hanging out in. I can see someone on that couch eating ice cream out of the carton at 3 AM. People sit on that rug and play board games on that table. These people furnished their house to live in, not to display.
I am still going to tease them about it, however.
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I'm laughing with them, not at them.
Is it just the angle or does that bed seem super short?
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I...don't even know what I'm looking at here. I think this is the closet?
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No, okay, they have a whole mall outlet store in here. This is like that one scene in Princess Diaries 2 except Julie Andrews would politely show herself out.
Why the marble. Why do you need a sitting area in your closet.
I will admit, I'm disappointed that the owner of such an interesting house has this many black pumps. I get that they go with everything, but-that's the point. They're universal. You don't need over a dozen of them. I expected better shoes.
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Nobody:
Rich People: "make the bathroom...ROUND."
fr, their insanity always seems to come out full-force in the bathroom. I legitimately think rich people might not poop or bathe, because it's always some crazy shit that would be incredibly uncomfortable or downright impossible to use.
Another thing I've noticed, rich people all seem to want bathroom doors that open to the outside. Why?!
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Especially when this is the outside they're opening up to!
Seriously, what is the point of this?! You're buck naked and decide to go have a smoke next to some cactuses and your giant patio geode. That's all that's out here. Why. Why.
Actually, it looks like there's little paths, which...just makes this worse, honestly. Imagine you're taking a leisurely stroll through the cactus garden and you pass your parents' bathroom patio, getting a full view of your mom taking a bath through the floor-length windows.
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"Yes, in our dining hall with the light fixture that looks like birthday sparklers and our collection of Totally Real cactuses."
I've seen designers rag on those unfinished wood tables before, and while I didn't really agree with them at the time I kind of do now. I think this would look cool as like, a side table or accent table, but on a dining table it's just kind of awkward.
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This is the same room, they just kept panning out.
While I made fun of the other house for their grand piano, I have no doubt that someone in this family is a drug-fueled musician. This room looks mega-comfy to lay back and watch a movie in, and I love the sheep.
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I'm just...in awe of the audacity.
They didn't even try to match. Didn't even pretend like they cared. And I'm not gonna lie, the red countertop is doing something for me.
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"When we want the bugs to join us for dinner."
I can't stress this enough, they have multiple patio sets.
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See, the last people didn't show off all their alcohol at their bar because they thought it looked more refined not to. These guys probably have art supplies tucked away in their bar just to keep you on your toes. (they don't need a bar, these are the kind of people who carry flasks around with them)
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So like...objectively, this bathroom is hideous. It's way too much, the feather thing is ridiculous, that cabinet is ugly as sin.
But I kind of love it?
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Just a reminder: this is in Arizona.
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...I have nothing to say here.
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WHAT IS UP WITH RICH PEOPLE AND THEIR UGLY BATHROOMS?!
Again with the doorway to the outside! And I see this a lot, but so many rich people bathrooms don't have storage spaces?! Like, look at those sinks. What.
More to my theory that rich people don't have any need for bathrooms.
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This is the bedroom I wanted as a thirteen-year-old and just now realized I still do.
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THE WALLPAPER IS EVEN BIRBS!
Like, I can't even make fun of this. I am just in awe. This entire house looks if sixth grade me had access to the Sims 3 Create-A-Style and the motherlode cheat, and I honestly love that for them. I hope these people find a new house to be extremely fucking cool in.
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Leaving with these calming lemons in the backyard! Pay no attention to all the bathrooms that open up directly to the garden.
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baileys-3 · 4 months
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CHAPTER 20 ONLINE on AO3
So, 5 days of alternating shifts begin this chapter. Let's see how our two deal with it.
Then thanks again to Cookies for beta reading. You are awesome. Because she always has a proofread and not only reads over it quickly, but also makes sure that everything is always true to character. Invaluable.
Then the current status: I started chapter 28 yesterday and am in the middle of it. Somehow everything always turns out to be longer and more detailed than expected. I'm currently at 146,000 words.
Sneak Peak:
Tim's alarm clock rings and, as always, he is immediately wide awake. In his childhood, oversleeping was never an option, and as a soldier, he learned to react to every sound, even in his sleep. Every morning, he goes for an early run, following the same mechanical routine, with only breakfast occasionally varying. On this particular day, Kojo is not there, which means that he finishes earlier than usual.
He sends his sister another quick text to check whether dinner at hers is still on for tonight.
As he checks his phone, he notices some new messages in the group chat with his work friends. He realizes that one of the group admins, Angela, has renamed the group to "Mid-Wilshire Legends". After reading the messages more carefully, he learns that the group is discussing Nolan's birthday present, which happens to be a voucher for a paintball match. Nyla came up with the idea as Nolan's failure in the shooting arena, where he was distracted by a man in a diving suit, still gets teased. Everyone in the group plans to take part in the paintball match and then go to a restaurant together. Probably the only highlight for Nolan, because Tim won’t give him five minutes at the paintball arena. He will shoot him down personally.
The conversation is now all about finding a date when everyone has time. Which is not so easy, with a big group they have. He makes it easy for himself and basically takes Lucy's free dates and simply cross-checks his own calendar before posting the same list. That's that sorted.
Then he writes a quick message to Lucy.
Tim: If I'm on the team with Nolan, I'm out. Don't forget to nap before your shift. Otherwise, I'll have to order T-shirts again.
He looks at his watch and decides there's no point in hanging around at home any longer. He'd rather be at work earlier. Before he leaves the house, he takes another look at his combined dining and living room. He sees the cactus on his dining room table. He is now the proud owner of a plant. Lucy will water it. Or it will die. It's not his problem. He didn't even want it in the first place. He shakes his head and smiles. It's just like Lucy to do something like this. And it's just like him to be unable to say no to her. Comparing him to a cactus ... he has no words.
The day gets super stressful. He receives countless messages requesting him as a supervisor. So many that he can no longer fulfill them all and needs to prioritize. What on earth is going on in this city today?
The most inquiring case was the discovery of drugs during a traffic stop hid den in a bag that contained ready-made chicken. The man who was caught with it was so co-operative – or in other words, scared – that he gave up the dealer right away namely the seller from the roast chicken stall, who was captured quickly after that. Who not only offered his customers chicken, but also drugs. Wrigley was hailed as the hero of the day for conducting a traffic stop. Upon noticing a broken taillight on the car, he immediately became suspicious when he realized that the car did not carry the aroma of roast chicken, which it should have since the bag was on the passenger seat. This led to further investigation and Wrigley's quick thinking eventually uncovered something important. Good job.
Time flies as he rushes from one call to another. He writes a few messages to Lucy during his lunch break, like how the coffee in the break room tastes increasingly strange and that she should bring one from home. But then he is on the road again on his way to another call. At least he's back at the station before Lucy's shift starts. He is sitting at one of the desks reading Wrigley's report. It’s clear to him that Wrigley rarely writes reports like this. Reports about drug possession and intent to sell, so he needs to read the report carefully and can't just skim it through. He needs to make sure, that everything is documented correctly, and the prosecutors can’t refer to any procedural error later.
Out of the corner of his eye, he sees someone place something on his desk. It's a coffee mug with the logo of one of his favorite coffee shops. He likes the place because they serve good black coffee. He can't exactly judge the rest because he's never really cared for any other offers there. He only drinks black coffee there. He is a simple man with simple needs, sue him. He looks up and sees Lucy standing next to his desk, already in uniform. Her smile warms his heart. And even more when he thinks about the fact that she took a detour just because of him, as the coffee shop in question is not on the direct route from her apartment complex to the station.
"Hey. How was your day?"
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zedleaked · 9 months
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hey!!!! i'm the cactus dealer!!!!
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have this. on the house!
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WEEE!!! [i can't draw good rn I can only draw fetuses]
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citrus-cactus · 9 months
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Otakon 2023 Wrap-Up Post!
Otakon 2023 was this past weekend, and I gotta say I had a great time! (if that wasn’t obvious. From the deluge of posts about the digimon movie redubs). That was the main reason I went this year, and the screening took up a significant portion of my time there (WORTH. EVERY. MILLISECOND.), but during my one day I was able to blitz through the main halls as well. And I met @ahiddenpath ! That was AWESOME!!! She’s incredibly sweet, and we got to walk through Artist Alley together and talk (irl!!!) about Digimon, fandom, and life ☺️
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My con haul!! I was like, “eh, it’s not that much” but some might beg to differ, including me, now that I look at it all together 😅 Most of it came from the Dealer’s Hall. There is one vendor who is a huge Digimon fan herself and sells a TON of amazing digi-merch, and that’s where most of my money went, ahahaha. She not only had some amazing hard-to-get figures and blind boxes (the Adv. kigurumi figures and Piedmon keychain set), but some Frontier 20th Anniversary merch as well! HOW CAN I SAY NO TO THAT??? That is a GIANT TAKUYA ACRYLIC STAND (which I would prefer to be a bit smaller), but aaah!!!! 🤩 I randomly got Sora from a blind box (💖), as well as Koji-in-pajamas (!!), and spent a little extra to get Takeru unwrapped. Unwrapped Jyou was the same price as a random blind box, because she said no one wants him and she always has extras! Can you believe it?? JYOU! 😭 Hidden and I agree that she’s not reaching enough of this audience on Tumblr, because HOW DO YOU NOT LOVE JYOU? Look at his face! He HAD to come home with me 😤
Ahem. Anyway, I found those oldschool Fox Kids-looking vinyl clings at a separate stall that sold a lot of vintage 90s stuff. Dub merch!! I do have a small collection of that.
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The pencil-board… folder… thing… is two-sided and I believe it was originally an extra with a specific issue of Animedia that covered both tri and Appmon! I had to. Because APPMON (also I do love that tri art) 🥺
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Some close-ups of the small stuff! The resin statue of the mountains came from Artist Alley (actually, a friend of Hidden!) because it reminds me of home. I also really liked the moon-shaped pendant. And a citrus pin! MY BRAND!! I have a shirt with Togemon on it (the cactus), but I have a hard time finding citrus merch, so YES, I can now rep my full screen name in an outfit 👍👍👍 One lone Goomy pin is my sole Pokemon purchase this year. “Hen with a Tie” cracked me up (if you’re an anime dinosaur like me, you know), and the Mimi button was actually a gift from Hidden! 😭
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Finally, Takeru and Jyou side-by-side, where they belong ☺️ The contrast of their poses/expressions cracks me up!
Takeru: I think I’ll cause problems on purpose.
Jyou: NOOOOO PLS MY BLOOD PRESSURE!!!!
So there you have it: the results of an intense and incredibly exciting digi-day! I’m still so shocked that my local con got this amazing premiere, and I got to watch the whole thing (er… when I wasn’t live-texting information to certain people who couldn’t be there in person, lol!). I’m SO incredibly grateful to the Discord group for notifying me about it, because otherwise I probably wouldn’t have even gone to the con at all this year!
Really hoping I can see my OG con buddy either at Otakon 2024 or her local con, so she can take a well-earned break from being a new mom and join in on the fun! 🤞🤞🤞
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ahiddenpath · 9 months
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Otakon 2023
Lil ramblin' about the con beneath the cut! But above the cut, my spoils!
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I haven't been to a con since NYC Comicon in 2015, so this was a ride!
Amazing Stuff:
-Meeting @citrus-cactus at the Digimon redubbed movies screening! It was so amazing to meet her after being in the same online community for... Like... God, who even knows, like ten years?!?!?! And she is so lovely!
-THE DIGIMON REDUBBED MOVIES SCREENING!!! More on that here!
-My haul above! A sweet lil Kou-chan figure and a Luna plush from the dealer's room and an artbook from Shouri and a Sonic keychain from the artist's alley!
Not my fave stuff and neutral observations:
For reference, I went to Otakon all three days from roughly age 14 straight through college?? Well, in college it would have been Sat/Sun only. After that, I guess I didn't go that often, but any comparisons I make are to that time period (roughly 2003-2011 ish).
The DC convention center as a venue:
-The convention center was easy to get to from the Metro!
-The building was much bigger and better able to handle the crowd than the Baltimore Convention Center.
-There was. NO SIGNAGE. WHATSOEVER. For ANYTHING. Absolutely horrendous. What there WERE were volunteers/employees who bellowed directly into your face to... Do the things you were already doing. Or to... Walk the other way around the pillar. Because the other side leads into the faerie realm or some shit, idek.
-The guide books used to have maps, schedules, opening and closure times, etc. There was a map in this guidebook, but the opening and closing times for different parts of the cons and the event schedule were not printed. Meaning I had to use my phone to know, for example, when and where the Digimon screening event was... And there was poor reception the dealer's room in the lowest level.
Although the event schedule site couldn't load, I was blessed that some of Citrus' discord messages were getting through. She alerted me that the screening room was filling up and told me the room number (bless!!!! Thank!!!).
The con compared to ones I remember:
-I was shocked that there was a digimon panel and two separate Digimon screenings in one day? And the Digimon movie redub screening event was full to capacity- I missed the first film because I was next in line at the shut door D: So, like, Digimon is alive, and I saw two Daisuke cosplays, a Ken cosplay, and someone with a Patamon plush attached to their baseball cap. Patahat! There wasn't much merch. Citrus spotted the main place offering digimerch and sent me there (I got the Kou figure there). She also saw the lone Digimon fanart in Artist's Alley, and we found someone who made baby stage plushes. Another dealer's room place had some vintage plushies of the digimon that looked... like they had been through... some stuff.
Basically, Digimon seems to still be very much alive in terms of audience interest, but not so much the merch and fan art. I don't know what to make of that.
-The con seemed a lot less lively than the ones I remember. I only saw a few interesting cosplays (like the kind where you go, how did they even do that?!). My husband pointed out that the hall is far larger, however, and that the cosplay folks have tons of photo studio rooms to go to. They were likely there.
-The extra space was deeply appreciated (compared to what I'm used to from the Baltimore days), but... Okay, so the Dealer's Room provided empty space. Every aisle had an end area to "pull over in," whether it's for a water or food break, a photo op, or to wait for your bud to make a purchase.
PEOPLE STILL STOPPED DEAD DIRECTLY IN THE MAIN THROUGHWAY. WHY. WOULD YOU DO THAT. PLEASE I AM BEGGING-
My husband says I'm dreaming if I think the provided empty space will stop people from doing that, lol!
-DEMON SLAYER. EVERYTHING IS DEMON SLAYER. THERE IS NOTHING BUT DEMON SLAYER. Look, I enjoy Demon Slayer too, but good gracious, it's clearly the Naruto of the 2020s in terms of popularity.
-I learned who Rem is. Good God there were a lot of Rem figures.
-Looking at my purchases, I bought for three "classic" IPs and supported an artist I've followed for a long time. No new stuff. And I'd say the merch overall was about half "vintage" stuff and half newer stuff. Lots of Sailor Moon, DBZ, Pokemon, etc.
General Con Hardships:
-So a friend suggested to me recently that I might have sensory issues. I balked, because jfc have you seen my list of issues, please don't suggest another, I beg, I am full up, can I have some less sir.
Uh basically she mentioned how much she used to love going to the movies and I said, "I don't go anymore, I can't understand the voice audio." And she was like- Okay so it's true that some movies don't mix sound properly and can't be understood well, but if it's all movies... Um, babe, I think that's an auditory processing issue.
She suggested I get ear plugs, and god DAMN I wish I had them at the con.
Riding in the metro in tunnels? The whoosing and clanking hurt. Volunteers absolutely bellowing in your face at the con? Look, I guess it's their job, but please I am going to cry if you scream in my face like that. People playing music at the loudest volume in the dealer's room and hallways? Why, why would you do that. Someone was walking around playing an ocarina on the way to the dealer's room, so I was stuck with her for about 10-15 min, and I genuinely wanted to lock the damn thing in her backpack on a timer somehow, lmao. Look, ocarinas are easy enough to get the correct note out of, but they are difficult to control tonally. That high-pitched, harsh PHWEEEE noise clawed at my ears.
Of course, you can't control other people. The best I can do is accommodate myself to suit the place I'm going, which means... The damned ear plugs.
Apparently sensory issues and anxiety go hand-in-hand, as of course people feel stressed if the signals around them aren't being processed in the "typical" way, causing strain.
So... The con was exhausting and just... Difficult. But! I'm really glad I went! And I'll just buy the gd earplugs, here's what was recommended to me.
Also, PS: I found a piece of rare digimon merch that was way out of my budget at a dealer's room stand. But when I came home and looked it up, I found it for 35% less (which, at this price point, was a lot). AND NOW I HAVE AN ABSOLUTE TREASURE ON THE WAY AND I CANNOT WAIT TO SHOW YOU! Also, honestly check the retail on stuff in the dealer's room before you buy, this must be why there's no reception down there-
I am ready to not attend a con until next year! But to also go next year! Maybe I'll meet more of my online pals!!!! :D
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potatobugz · 9 months
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strikes again
EGADS! RIGHT WHEN I LEAST EXPECT IT
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abnerkrill · 1 year
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77 for the Spotify Wrapped ficlets but I couldn’t choose a ship so dealer’s choice!
you got holy (til you let me go) by rina sawayama and WHO ELSE could i write this for but steve/eddie!!
fluffy with a little bit of emotional hurt/comfort. tw period typical homophobia mentions. got a little bit away from meeee but that's life <3
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"uh, they all think i'm evil, but it's fine," is what eddie says, only half flippant, when steve asks him if everything's cool with him.
which—is not maybe what he should've said. normally he brushes it off because he enjoys playing devil-may-care for a shocked crowd of onlookers. because it's satisfying to get a rise out of them. because shock is usually an adequate substitute for, dunno, actually feeling like he belongs?
with steve, though, eddie wants him to understand—somehow, if it's even possible—that there are things that can puncture even his thick skin. case in point: for the hundredth time since the town's satanic panic kick started, parents have hid their kids and rapidly left when he entered the library. even the library, which used to be such a sanctuary—! the world's fucked up, he knows this, the world hates freaks like him, but can't he have anything?
"i'm sorry," steve says quietly. then, after a moment, a little awkwardly: "is there anything i can do?"
"can you rewrite two thousand years of history?" he snaps. it's a little quick and mean, which he didn't intend but is kind of his default state. prickly, like a cactus, so he doesn't get fucking eaten. he flops down on the couch next to steve.
very tentatively—since this thing between them is very new and fragile—steve reaches for him, brushes his arm at first before settling it on him. "hey," steve says, with such genuine kindness that eddie's suddenly torn between getting more mad because he's so darn nice, and just melting.
he goes with melting, because it's easier and he doesn't wanna be mean to steve, and closes his eyes and settles into his—well, he can't really say boyfriend if they haven't really talked about it, but maybe later, once they actually do? yeah. once they actually talk.
"you're not evil, babe," steve says, affection suffusing his voice, "i swear, you're nicer than all the kids i grew up with even if they were raised right or whatever. you cared enough to do the right thing when so many people wouldn't have wanted to. i'm so glad i got to meet you."
eddie squirms a little under the scrutiny. and the babe. "oh, stop it," he says, half-drawling, trying to be funny to throw harrington off his scent. "i'm guilty of plenty."
"not of anything actually bad," steve says softly, dropping his hand to eddie's. "not of anything that matters. not of anything—" here he takes in a shallow breath—"anything i haven't done too, or nearly."
eddie cracks his eyes open at steve. "you sure about that?" he asks dubiously.
steve shrugs, half-grinning. "i mean, all the underage drinking and smoking and stuff, i did it too. and um—" he twines their fingers together purposefully. "if this is wrong, we're both wrong. or if it's right, we're both right. so if you're to blame for anything, i am too." he pauses before adding: "i have even played dungeons and dragons with you, so i guess if you're a satanist i'm some... acolyte or whatever."
eddie laughs, delighted that at least one dungeons and dragons term has made its way into steve's vocabulary. "my acolyte?" he teases.
steve blushes a little. "that's a... dungeons and dragons thing, right?"
"sure," eddie says, "it's a thing," and yanks steve into a semi-aggressive hug before he can pause to think too much about it, burying his face in his neck. he's done feeling sorry for himself today. he's decided that he will make out with steve and feel great about it, to hell with anyone who thinks this is wrong. it's steve and him. it's amazing. if he knows anything, he knows he's happy here, and that's more than enough.
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quinndelightful · 1 year
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if you’re still doing the emoji thing, 🔮🌵🦾 and a dealer’s choice on the species ^^
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Ta-da! Mystic fortune teller with cool snake and arm prosthetic B]
Don’t have a name, but I’m think she/her lesbian <3
She’s got a silky purple-blue dress, with matching head scarf, her right arm is robotic with a fake snake wrapped around it, Cactus earrings, and when she read fortunes her eyes reflect what’s in the crystal ball. Also scar over her nose because 😌✨
also I didn’t answer this way too late you did /J Lh
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robertresear · 11 months
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Robert Research chem Shop
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Effect Of LSD
Lysergic acid diethylamid (LSD) has many side effects, several of which are related to the way that it affects the serotonin system in the brain. Here are some of the physical side effects of LSD:
-LSD dissolves one’s sense of self, in doing so it alters perception resulting in a loss of sense of time, increased awareness of details that can cross the senses.
-Psychologically speaking, it makes you see the world from a completely different lens, and that memory or understanding if you will, never goes away.
-LSD can also amplify or awaken dormant mental illnesses
The effects of LSD are typically felt around 20 to 45 after taking the drug and the trip or high can last between six to eight hours on average.
Depending on your tolerance, a typical dose of LSD is between 20 and 150 micrograms. Because of its extreme potency, you need only a small amount to experience its mind-altering effects. The effects usually begin 30 to 90 minutes after ingestion. Onset can vary depending on whether you’ve taken other substances or not, food in your stomach, and/or how long it has been since you last ate.
There are so many types of psychedelics but the most common used psychedelics are:
-LSD (Lysergic acid diethylamide) is made from a substance found in ergot, which is a fungus that infects rye.
-Psilocybin is a naturally occurring substance found in mushrooms and is found in many parts of the world.
-Mescaline is derived from the Mexican peyote and San Pedro cactus and produces similar effects to LSD.
-DMT (Dimethyltryptamine) is structurally similar to psilocin, an alkaloid found in psilocybin mushrooms. It can be synthesized in the laboratory but is also a naturally occurring component of several plants.What is Acid?
Key Terms Of LSD For Sale
Acid — Common street name for LSD.
Cerebral cortex — Brain region responsible for reasoning, mood, and perception.
Hallucinogen — A drug that distorts sensory perceptions and disturbs emotion, judgment, and memory.
Hallucinogen persisting perception disorder (HPPD) — The recurrence of LSD effects after the drug experience has ended.
Locus ceruleus — Brain region that processes sensory signals from all areas of the body.
Neurotransmitter — Chemical compound in the brain that transmits signals from one nerve cell to another.
Serotonin — A neurotransmitter that modulates the actions of other neurotransmitters in the brain.
According to the Drug Abuse Warning Network (DAWN), the number of LSD-related hospital emergencies is low compared to those related to cocaine, heroin, marijuana, methamphetamine, and other illicit drugs. One reason for this trend may be that LSD currently sold on the black market is less potent than in the past. LSD does strengths tend to range from 20 to 80 micrograms today, compared to 100 to 200 micrograms reported during the 1960s and early 1970s.
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loveoaths · 2 years
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@netsurai​ queried:    “  who  did  you  have  to  kill  to  get  that  blade  ?  ” // i know i owe u a shitton but i couldn’t resist sending this one to u. dealer’s choice!!
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instinct strikes fast. one moment ryōgi is experimentally twirling the katana and ( attempting ) to hack through a cactus, and the next he’s whirling left to point it at a stranger. a stranger who, judging by the pale skin and the heat rash rapidly creeping up his throat, isn’t from around here.
❛   It’s mine.    ❜    a lie; not even a clever one, for once. anyone who reads the inscription on the hilt would see this blade belonged to the daughter of a minor wind country noble of some importance. it’s just that he’s flustered — he hadn’t heard anyone approach. ryōgi is good at keeping watch. this man must be a shinobi. slate-sharp eyes scan the stranger, noting the sword tucked below his travel cloak. ❛   I’d tell you to go get your own, but you already have one.    ❜  maybe this isn’t a shinobi at all. ryōgi perks. maybe he’s a samurai.
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ineffable-gallimaufry · 4 months
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alrighty let's do this
wip it! a wip ask game
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this is split into three categories: characters, quotes, and process! send the relevant emojis to people who reblog to ask about their wips (either original fiction or fanfiction) (also, the characters section can apply to original characters or your takes on preexisting character as it applies vis-à-vis the wip in question)
characters:
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(send in a specific character with the emoji or get an answer for all the characters/most of the characters in the wip!)
❤️ {red heart} - give a quick pitch for this character (age, interests, gender, whatever you feel like mentioning)!
💔 {broken heart} - who's your least favorite character in your wip?
🧡 {orange heart} - what are some things that challenge this character?
💛 {yellow heart} - who are this character's best friends?
💚 {green heart} - what is this character's heart's desire? will they obtain it? find out that it's different in the end?
💙 {blue heart} - what's this character's day to day routine like?
💜 {purple heart} - is this character queer? in which ways? (or are any of your characters queer + which ones? if asker can't think of a character to ask about)
💖 {sparkly heart} - what's this character's love language/how do they show people they care?
💝 {present heart} - talk about this character's family, found or biological!
🖤 {black heart} - what's the darkest thing this character has done/experienced?
🤍 {white heart} - what's this character's favorite of something? (send clarification with this ask, be it favorite food, favorite color, etc)
💞 {pink hearts} - do you have any ships with this character (romantic or platonic) in your wip?
quotes:
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🌑 {new moon} - get a quote with the names blacked out, or just a mystery quote!
🌒 {waxing crescent} - get a completely random quote, dealer's choice!
🌓 {first quarter} - get a quote that the author is really proud of!
🌔 {waxing gibbous} - get a funny quote!
🌕 {whole moon} - send a word, get a quote back with that word!
🌖 {waning gibbous} - get a quote that's got good prose!
🌗 {last quarter} - get a quote that the author's not too sure of, maybe provide a bit of feedback for them if they want it!
🌘 {waning crescent} - get an angsty quote!
process:
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🌼 {daisy} - what's the most recent thing you've written on this wip? give a few sentences or a summary!
🌸 {cherry blossom} - talk about one aspect of this wip you really like!
🏵️ {rosette} - talk about where your inspiration comes from!
🌹 {rose} - give a quick pitch for this wip!
💐 {bouquet} - who are some of your biggest supporters? tag them if you'd like!
🍀 {four-leaf clover} - what's the luckiest thing that's happened during writing? (ie something falling into place, you already wrote something you were dreading and forgot, etc)
🌿 {branch} - are there any plotlines that are currently catching your attention? talk about those!
🌲 {tree} - talk about world-building that you've done if you find that sort of thing interesting!
🌵 {cactus} - what's the hardest part of writing/what parts of your wip are difficult for you!
🍁 {fall leaf} - is there anything that makes you feel more comfortable while writing? what's your routine (if you feel comfortable sharing)
🍄 {mushroom} - talk about an experience you've had while writing, be it funny, sad, whatever!
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