#buuut hey

[braisedhoney]

Mafiafell bros! Mafiafell bros!!!

i'm not totally sure what qualifies as mafiafell? but i’m 90% sure it’s just everyone in 1920s suits, so here’s that bc I’m a sucker for fancy attire.

part one of the three au requests i’m planning on doing! i'll post one canon and one au drawing per batch, so hold for that in a minute if you like :D canon prompt this round was various gaster shenanigans here.

closeups under the cut

#underfell #underfell fanart #underfell sans #underfell papyrus #utmv #undertale au fanart #utmv fanart #actually i don’t think his red magic makes sense #bc as far as i remember there is no red magic in the game #buuut hey #rule of cool triumphs over all amirite #mafiafell sans #mafiafell papyrus #mafiafell

[tagerrkix]

Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨

#it's canon #source: it was revealed to me in a dream #aziraphale being good with reptiles was all part of the ineffable plan #crowley is having the time of his life here #my only regret is that I forgot to include a baby aardvark #but I put ducklings there instead #aardvarks will have to wait #btw the snake aziraphale is holding is my pet snake that died in 2020 #my poor precious baby she was such a sweetheart #she liked to knock the thermometer off the glass and hide it #I was supposed to draw like an ordinary garter snake there buuut #it's MY silly doodle and I get to do what the heck I want with it 👁️👁️ #lmao crowley's brain is really malfunctioning here #guys he's a demon the creature of darkness foul fiend devil serpent #guys he can't get up the lamb is sleeping #somebody save him #there are vicious animals #and she's exp- #*JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND FLIES AWAY* #hey where the fuck is the gecko going #aziraphale #good omens fanart #crowley #aziracrow #good omens #ineffable husbands

[can-of-slorgs]

The other researchers are also here! (magical edition!)

#neopets #neotag #neoart #eyrie #gelert #THE BOYS ARE HEREEE #vin doods #my beautiful magical boyssss #had some time to kill this weekend so might as well finish rendering some stuff i have lying around lmao #its ironic cause my oc stuff is the stuff that gets less views or reacts overall but is the ones im more interested in for the most part #its been a while since i've actually really loved an bunch of ocs and this 4 (technically 5) are going to be the death of me lol #just to be consistent with the other post #eyrie's name is Ozzi or Oz #and gelert's name i'm still unsure of but for now I'm going with Faeran #i'm so emotionally invested in these characters you have no idea LMFAOO #also I did base Faeran's looks in a lot of “long dogs” like borzois and the ears just came naturally to me lol #I'm still working on a doc with all the info for those interested tho buuut if any are reading by this point feel free to ask about them!! #I'll just never shut up lol #the neopia i did put them in is a tad bit more.... “dark”?? i guess?? #its less abstractly magical and i did have to find out how to build a magic system for everything to work lol #and my dnd knowledge did filter a l o t into it so sorry bout that oops:;; #anyway this is too long and hardly anyone really reads this much but hey! finally my babies have faces so i don't feel so bad!!! #it doesnt help that i post this stuff at buttfuck hours LMFAOO

[todayisafridaynight]

matrophobia

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #masumi arakawa #masato arakawa #snap sketches #oh my god im going to pass out but my tag ramble is necessary. like especially this time #i was just gonna draw his Actual mom but then i wanted to get saucy with it. also i miss drawing wolves but theres a purpose i promise #ive loved wolves since i was a kid since theyre like. family-oriented and shit. of course a lonely loser ass kid gonna think thats cool #when i think of wolves i think of family- which is what you should think of with your mom right #but a lot of people know wolves are monsters so. ysee where im goin with this one #the flowers and thorns arent Just Random i Double Promise: i snagged inspo from her flower shirt #i originally had the roses be purple to highlight that buuut i didnt want any more color aside from red #did i have anymore notes..... i dont think so. thats all i had to explain :) this is mid ik i just needed it done tho im TIRED #OH HER MULTIPLE EYES its supposed to be inspired by her necklace :) the third eye has a purpose im too tired to explain rn tho #the jo alternative was more depressing since i wanted to put emphasis on his feelings of inadequacy in that #BUT i figured hey. let me have a /lil/ happiness today right. i can do that at least let me draw that at least #ignore the fact i got more bad news while drawing this and almost abandoned it as a result but we push through :) #in any case. im subjecting arakawa to more horrors tomorrow i guess sorry king youve had it good too long. i GUESS #to round this off. Obligatory Vent Portion because myyyyy GOD. i have nightmares about my mom every night #its been that way since like. february- ive always had nightmares bout her but theyve ramped up since The Event #and for the most part i just wake up tired and despondent but sometimes the nightmares just make me wake up gasping for air #like i was TRULY just fighting for my life then and itd been a while since i had a nightmare like that #and just. coupled with how trash my months been. and now that im comm free.(dm me;) ) i figured id express the soul a bit #alright NOW im done. im pretty sure. goodnight everyone come back for part ii of. whatever this was #IM ALL OUT OF TAGS NOW LMAO THATS EPIC ok bye fr

[jils-things]

does anyone wanna see ancient old irene constantine like years back

insane.

#i won this as an art raffle back in deviantart! i dont think shes active there anymore so i cant exactly link back credits #buuut yeah she used to look like that waahchh 😭😭😭😭😭im glad i revised her #her hair is inconsistent and tbh is still kinda is but hey she got a big bow and shes cute 🥺🙏 #~ rambling

[alphawolfstabs]

Before I pass tf out I just want all of you to know

When I get sleepy Redd gets the WEIRDEST pictures/messages from me bc my incoherent brain switch gets flipped on

Normally I have some self control about what I say and shit but whenever I’m sleepy? Whatever I say should not be held against me bro, I didn’t mean to say it but I did but also I was TIRED man

Anyways-

#shitpost #about to fall asleep #literally so tired #watch how Imma lay here #and then just #not sleep #because the insomnia #sometimes the insomnia pops up and goes ‘oh hey! long time no see #‘I see you’re tired buuut let’s not sleep’ #‘actually just just be tired and exhausted bc it’s fun to torture you’ #true story #ask the brain

[running-in-the-dark]

watching episode 11:

nooo why.

#bad mirror! #hey everyone stop taking control of Jenkins' body. so rude! #and OOH MY GOD. #don't like it don't like it don't like it #I hope this isn't going to be a leverage finale situation (I know it'll be alright in the end but that doesn't mean I won't cry.) #I am going to try not to keep posting about it while watching because I get distracted. buuut obviously it's already not working so... #the librarians

[twowink]

gyaru kuro for funsies

#.mdp #ensemble stars #enstars #kuro kiryu #femstars #i suppose #id in alt #this was super fun actually i am very proud. i have major kuro brainrot #m not sure how good the makeup is buuut . hey!

[spiritsncrystals]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Yubel/Yuuki Juudai | Jaden Yuki, Johan Andersen | Jesse Anderson/Yuuki Juudai | Jaden Yuki Characters: Yuuki Juudai | Jaden Yuki, Yubel (Yu-Gi-Oh), Hane Kuriboh | Winged Kuriboh, Johan Andersen | Jesse Anderson, Elemental Hero Neos, Austin O'Brien | Axel Brodie, Saotome Rei | Blair Flannigan Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, someone else gets left behind, diverges from episode 130 of gx, One-Sided Relationship, Angst, Non-Consensual Touching, light Violence, slight reincarnation mentioning???, bc idk maybe i like infiniteship, roleswap sorta Series: Part 1 of GX CANNON DIVERGENCY Summary:

Waking up alone after the duel with Yubel wasn't a good thing for Judai. Nor exactly is the realisation that you're alone with them which is exactly what they wanted.

Everyone knows Johan was the one that was supposed to be left behind so why is it Judai instead?

#yugioh gx #ygo gx #judai yuki #gx #jaden yuki #yubel gx #fanfic #YEAH BET NOBODY EXPECTED ME TO BE POSTING FANFIC AGAIN #WELL IM FINALLY FREE AFTER TWO MONTHS #Wayy longer than i meant it to be though lmao #but hey i have other stuff in the oven to eventually finish #maybe #idk depends on how things go #could tag the listed ships buuut #the souls pretty one sided #and the spiritships more of a wink and nod sorta deal #anyways hope you enjoy if you do decide to read it haha

[ofstarsandskies]

🌟 Ludger! Can't leave little bro out!

🌟 Drop one of my characters’ names in my inbox and I’ll tell you 10 facts about them 🌟 || @outofthisgxlaxy (Ludger couldn't let Elle beat him long)

Sometimes, Ludger tries calling himself to see if that might somehow connect him to another Ludger's phone instead. The one time it worked, he connected with a Ludger who wasn't related to the Trial. Sometimes he wonders if that Ludger ever found out who his "long lost twin brother" really is...

Ludger still uses the first post he ever bought for special occasions. Anytime something chips or rusts, he's quick to pay for repairs/polishing.

Now that he has Julius' room unlock code, Ludger pretends not to know it but will check Julius' room for hidden Royal Cat Food cans when Julius isn't home. Last he remembers, he was on the 271st can.

Everyone in his new little family has been taught the Hymn of Proof as a "secret family handshake". Each person was also asked to make their own set of lyrics based on their most important thing. Ludger's version is about protecting Julius.

While he adores his Ardent Brave Vesperias, Ludger does own a set of Castor Twin Swords. They're mainly a display piece or for when he's trying to keep a low profile (hard to with his Vesperias, which do emit their own lightsource).

Ludger's favorite flower to grow is called the Ornithogalum, as they involve two of his favorite things: stars, and white, his (which he stole from Julius) signature color! He's tried dyeing a few green, but hasn't been successful yet.

Much to Julius and Elle's dismays, he did eventually neuter Lulu. When you're the ruler of 100 other cats, you have no idea how many kittens this cat might have behind your back. The older Elle assures him it was a good choice, though.

After associating his old ringtone with his monetary issues, Ludger does now employ unique ringtones for everyone who calls. Nova's is still ol' Eternal Mind though, just cause it feels weird for it to be anything else.

At times, Ludger does have trouble with nightmares flashing back to that fateful day in Marksburg. In them though, he either imagines himself too late or losing to his friends and watching Julius sacrifice himself after all.

"My love life? W-Well, right now my date is self-improvement! I don't want my future partner to have to deal with any of my baggage. And I'm still learning to really trust other people outside my family again-- b-besides Nova, of course."

#outofthisgxlaxy #a;; An Irregular Constellaion #v;; Winnego Morderca #[Kika realizing she tagged the other post wrong lol.] #[Blame it on sick brain.] #[Buuut hey appreciate the twofer C:]

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

the problem with this au is that it's fucking complicated is what it is. like to get to the actual point where the au happens you need like eight pages of explanation of hcs about cyllene backstory and the general state of the world during pla. none of which i have ever actually posted prior to this. so much upfront time investment and for what

#the nemesis speaks #waugh. #this is also one of those aus ive been sort of. idly toying with for A While Now #but it never really managed to grab my interest properly before now #the basic idea is that the whole riftnapping thing happens when they're much younger #and emmet also gets got #buuut they don't wind up in the same place. ingo still ends up with the pearl clan but emmet's actually in blackthorn in johto #where he's sort of taken as a ward of the state and becomes a stablehand and much later a stablemaster for the draconian guard #(he is too good with pokemon for them to waste him in any non-pokemon-related role) #and that's when he also meets cyllene in the beginning of her career as a zuijin. and they get to Be Friends. #like i said. setup investment. #meanwhile being a member of the pearl clan from a much earlier age means ingo is more or less 100% just a clan member #ppl lowkey forget he wasn't born there sometimes #aaand this is also part of the initial what-if born out of the discussions abt ingo being sort of a mentor/guardian for irida #and taking the role of sneasler's warden specifically for her in some capacity #which is to say. ingo irida swap au where he's the one who becomes the pearl clan's leader. #which i feel like really ONLY works if he's there from childhood #hey what's the tag limit on posts again

[isthenextchapterofdgmoutyet]

D.Gray-man characters as Unparliamentary Language

Allen: Clown of the House. a trained seal. of intestinal fortitude.

Kanda: Kookaburra. alternatively, a yahoo. e.g. "kanda yahoo"

Lenalee: idle vapourings of a mind diseased

Lavi: accused of turning parliament into a kangaroo court

Tyki: could go down the Mount Eden sewer and come up cleaner than he went in

Link: a stoolpigeon.

Cross: Financial Frankenstein

Komui: scuttles for his political funk hole (allowed)

Reever: the energy of a tired snail returning home from a funeral

Miranda: a ridiculous mouse

Marie: "I am a Country member!" / "I remember." (read in Aussie accent; allowed)

Bookman: a silly old moo.

Bak: above the truth

Alma: "If you were my husband, I would poison your tea." (source unclear)

also Tyki: his brains could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides

Wisely: half the members of the opposition are crooks. "I withdraw my statement: half the members of the opposition are not crooks."

Millenium Earl: "I would cut the honourable gentleman's throat if I had the chance"

#meme #shitposting #not either but hey for blacklisters #that was fun #I couldn't find ones for Road Mana or Nea #I had to scratch the bottom of the barrel for Alma lol #'Nancy if I was your husband I'd drink the tea' was the reply #it's attributed to Churchill buuut... #DGM

[galaxywhale]

idk if this is petty but I’m listening to the other kindy teacher talk to the music teacher/last year’s kindy teacher and he’s giving her ideas and she’s like thanks because Ive been doing X but I’ve needed more ideas!! and I’m sitting here like you literally have another teacher on your team teaching the same grade who you could ask for ideas but sure go ahead and ask a completely different teacher

#and like yeah!! ask other people for ideas!! #buuut also there’s a clear ‘obvious person to ask’ here and she has not #but hey she’d probably ignore all my ideas anyway bc that’s what’s happened most of the time so far

[criticalcrux]

Munday

Tag nine people you want to get to know better ~

Favorite color(s): Green, Orange, Purple, Turquoise.

Favorite flavor(s): Peach, Mango, Orange, Melon, Cinnamon.

Favorite music: Pft, idk know dude, tough to find a genre I won't enjoy. I'll go with Rock, Metal, Alternative and New Wave this time.

Favorite genre(s): To write? The ones I'm good at, lol. Dramatic. Thematic. Angst. Comedy. Impromptu. Dialogue or descriptive subtext. To read or watch? Sci-fi, Fantasy, Action, Adventure, Supernatural, Psychological-thriller, Suspense, Comedy.

Last movie: The Menu

Currently watching: The Mandalorian. The Last of Us. Rewatching Bleach.

Favorite movie: Hmm. Too many. I'll pick a few off the top of my head though. The Matrix Series. Memento. Kill Bill. Scream (franchise), IT ch. 1&2, The Guardians of The Galaxy vol.1&2. The Watchmen, The Dark Knight, Joker.

Favorite series: Bleach, SpyxFamily. Fullmetal Alchemist(both), Naruto(both), The Mandalorian, Stranger Things Series, The Way of the House Husband, Bojack Horseman. Futurama.

Last song: Break - Three Days Grace

Currently working on: Icons for sideblogs.

Tagged by: @wild-pineapple-butt

Tagging: @zanpakt , @viciousvizard, @hainekc. @justakon anyone else who hasn't done it yet!

#munday meme #;;ooc #about this blog #wild-pineapple-butt #hey dude thanks for tagging me #It may not be monday buuut it got done! x'D

[megaawkwardhuman]

throughout my days posting to tumblr I try my best to not be an angy little dumbass cuz nobody like hearing people bitch

BUT OH MY GOD THIS ARTICLE

really REALLY important thing to note: I've said it before on here that guillermo is a character that I love dearly. for a fictional character he's really important to me. I wish I was joking when I say he's help me process shit in the past and made me feel overall better about myself in a weird way? I see a lot of myself in that queer little man

BTW I'M AWARE THIS PROBABLY ISN'T HEALTHY AND WEIRD BUT IT'S TRUE (plz don't judge me)

so I'm a bit biased here

this isn't an anti keeping guillermo human post, this is all word vomit, I have nothing personally against whoever wrote this, and nobody should attack this person (if they are a person? this sounds like it was written by an ai)

oh yeah and there's the real chance this was written by an ai and I'm getting mad at a glorified calculator but oh my god I just need to scream rn let me have this

ok with all of that out of the way HI HI HEY HEY HELLOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I JUST READ!!?!??!

the fact they get wrong, the bad takes, the headache this is giving me WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!? IEUWHJUOFEBK2HODPPIHDWIWINDWIINDWPQ

I could break down EVERY LITTLE THING wrong with this but I don't have the time, energy, or brain cells to annotate and dunk on everything this article gets wrong (plus if this is written by an ai like I suspect there's no real point) BUT WHAT I DO HAVE TIME FOR IS JUMPING HEAD FIRST INTO MY MAIN FUCKING ISSUE

now look look LOOK I get people wanting to keep guillermo human I REALLY DO if you think that way that's fine

hell if done right I AM DOWN FOR IT

BUT FUCKING EXCUSE ME!?!!?!

UH NO THE FUCK IT WOULDN'T????

starting with this: UGH BRUH TF?

BESTIE HUH?!?!?!?

yeah it would be interesting but even if they for whatever reason made him a normal plain basic ass vampire THAT COULD STILL BE INTERESTING

seeing a character go from wanting to be a vampire to killing them when need be to now BEING a vampire is interesting, seeing how his dynamics get fucked with be interesting, seeing him learn how to fully be a vampire (something we only really got a glimpse of back in season 1) would be interesting, HAVING HIM FACE CONSEQUENCES FOR BEING A SLAYER TURNED VAMPIRE OR HAVING TO FACE HIM KILLING VAMPIRES IN THE PAST WOULD BE INTERESTING!!!!!!

but but BUUUUUT HERE'S THE THING

EVEN IF HE CAN TURN INTO A VAMPIRE HE'S MORE LIKELY THAN NOT GONNA BE MORE THAN JUST A VAMPIRE

we don't know what the slayer blood will do to the turning process SO EVEN IF IT TAKES LONGER THEN EXPECTED IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP VAMPIRE HE'LL BE IF HE CAN BECOME ONE

like the slayer blood leaves SO SOOOOOOO much room for opportunity if they're concerned with him "being boring" (I feel like being boring would be impossible with the whole slayer thing and the fact that something is always going wrong with him) as just another main vampire

NOW LET'S GET INTO WHY NO: HAVING GUILLERMO BECOME A VAMPIRE WOULDN'T BE FUCKING UP ALL OF THAT PROGRESS HE MADE!

ah yes the block of text that got me to read this

BECOMING A VAMPIRE WOULDN'T CHANGE OR BETRAY ANY OF THAT!

HE'LL STILL GROW JUST NOT AS A HUMAN, HE'S STILL A WARRIOR, ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT FREDDIE? THAT SHIT IS DONE AND OVER WITH, AND BECOMING A VAMPIRE WOULDN'T MAKE HIM UN COME OUT TO HIS FAMILY OR SOMETHING?????

sure most of that wouldn't have happened if he went on the trip back in season 3 BUT THAT'S LONG DONE AND OVER WITH MY GUY WE'RE ENTERING SEASON 5 NOW

next point: him becoming a vampire also wouldn't be him "giving up" IF ANYTHING WITH THE WAY IT WAS FRAMED IT WOULD BE A STEP FORWARD FOR HIM SINCE IT'S HIM DIRECTLY TAKING HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS AND NOT WAITING FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO TAKE THE INITIATIVE

he saw a problem in the house and he saw nobody was going to do anything about it so instead of doing what he would have done a season ago and waiting he took matters into his own hands

AND IF HE ENDS UP WALKING AWAY FROM THIS SEASON A VAMPIRE OF ANY FLAVOR HE'S PROBABLY STILL GOING TO MAKE PROGRESS

as a vampire no matter how messy the process is HIS CONFIDENCE WILL BE AT LEAST A LITTLE BOOSTED DUE TO THE FACT HE'S ON A MORE LEVEL PLAYING FIELD MINIMUM

IT MIGHT TAKE A BIT OF TIME BUT OVER ALL HIM BECOMING A VAMPIRE WON'T BE A STEP IN THE WRONG DIRECTION

(KEEPING HIM HUMAN WOULDN'T BE A STEP IN THE WRONG DIRECTION EITHER BTW I CAN SEE WHY THEY WOULD GO THAT ROUTE)

and finally a point I can kinda see: him being accepted as only just a human WOULD be nice

he's worked hard to get respect and he's slowly getting it as he moves from familiar to bodyguard to at this point being just guillermo

BUT HERE'S THE THING: THEY DO TO SOME DEGREE RESPECT HIM ALREADY

the baby colin stuff gave him the respect of laszlo, nadja respects him enough to trust him with the money of the nightclub (yeah it was all cuz of a deal he made with her but if he saw him as fully lesser she would have put up more of a fight ageenst testing a human with the club's money) and the time they spent in england while it didn't make them exstreamly close did to some degree made them closer, nandor at this point mostly if not fully respects him, and colin... well we don't know how he'll treat him but if anything carried over from the baby colin shit he should at least give a crumb of a shit about him!

and yeah I do like seeing guillermo navigate around being a human amount vampires

BUUUUUUT it's kinda getting old in my opinion?

like I do like seeing it don't get me wrong but idk I want it shaken up a bit?

and yeah the whole turning gone wrong will do that but after that what then?

this article is trying to say hey let guillermo become a full on slayer cuz that's his true potential

and yeah I love seeing him be a little murder boy that's also not who he is at his core?

even when he's killing vampires left and right it's never out of a hatred for vampires it's so that he can protect others

if anything a human guillermo's full potential wouldn't be just killing cuz his blood says so it would be to protect

now if guillermo became a vampire that would obviously shake shit up a bit

and while I'm down plain jane by the end he's a normal vampire guillermo I've always been team fucked up dhampire guillermo

cuz let's face it guillermo fitting neatly (or mostly neatly) into a vampire human binary is really fucking boring (OR AT LEAST IN MY OPINION)

having him take a long time or need an unusual means to turn him which leads to him not fitting into the label of human or vampire would to me be an amazing way to go about this

in fact the thing I hate the most about this article is the fact that him ending up with a dhampire isn't spoken as a possibility AT ALL (unless I missed it but I fucking refuse to read that dumpster fire again)

having him be a dhampire would address many of the issues this person has with guillermo becoming a vampire

it would make him stand out, it would test him, it would lead to growth, and it wouldn't be boring and leave him with more to do as he figures out his new unique identity with the others

in conclusion: I spent WAY WAAAAY too much time on this

I'm going to slam my face into some grass now

#edit: ever since I've written this my opinion on this article has change and I honestly don't know why I pissed me off so much #buuut to me it's kinda funny to keep this up soooo enjoy this shit show if you wanna XD #my head hurts why tf did I write this? #also due to how much I wrote I only kinda re read what I wrote #so this is PURE word garbage #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #if AND ONLY IF this was written by an ai can I meet this ai in a denny's parking lot I wanna fist fight it #if this was written by a human hi hey sorry article person plz don't hurt me :)

[slade-neko]

Played SCARLET NEXUS during the free weekend.

Didn't know much about the game beforehand. Only seen some trailers and a few gameplay previews on YouTube back before the game was released. Thought it looked cool and wanted to play it sometime. Tried it during my Xbox Game Pass trial couple months ago, but it didn't hook me and I fell out of it. Wanted to give it a second chance during the free Steam weekend... and I totally got hooked!

Very fun, love the characters, but I made the piss poor decision of starting it on SUNDAY NIGHT!!! I basically played ALL night long til 7 AM. I am seriously KICKING myself for not buying it... since I kinda just spent $20 worth of Star Wars games the day before. EFF ME!

#SCARLET NEXUS #I will be buying this game next sale #I could've had a fun anime game #buuut nooo #I had to get STAR WARS instead #maybe if Star Wars was anime #hey EA make an anime Star Wars game next