me when im scared of spiders and you put a picture of one under the cut: oh well i just have to see this! maybe this time it wont be scary! and then everytime it is scary and i get scared :o
keep up the good work spideys deserve someone in their corner!
this spider is so stupid though if you could have seen me like “hey buddy hop on” and him crying and running away like i was killing him, skiting seeds everywhere. and then going “oh cool!!!” when i stuck the pringles can inside. dude climbed straight in there no hesitation and now i have it out in the garden where it’s safe from my cats and he’s sitting in it like “get the fuck away from my house” (ง'̀-'́)ง
(once again under the cut)
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Thinking about Caleb “I-use-people’s-full-names-to-show-intimacy” Widogast and the way he calls Veth “Veth the Brave.” It’s not all the time—it’s rarely used, actually, saved for specific moments, only when he’s using the fondest of tones, with the most admiration, and how calling her that is more intimate than just “Veth Brenatto.” Because Veth the Brave is both of her identities. It’s Nott and it’s Veth, it’s their co-mingling, it’s her in her entirety. Veth the Brave. That’s why it’s so intimate, because he is speaking to all of who she is
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every day we get on beyoncé’s internet and share our opinions on what we think the worst teen show is. some say it’s glee, others say pretty little liars. and if you’re uncultured and don’t know television history, you’re saying riverdale. you’re all forgetting the abomination that abc family unleashed on us... the secret life of the american teenager... the erasure is frankly upsetting. like how can we forget such hits as amy literally in sobbing in middle of a public park saying “i’m such a whore” and ben, her boyfriend, saying “you’re my whore” and being genuine. or grace losing her virginity and thinking she killed her father because it was good. or madison breaking up with jack because she didn’t like that they weren’t a secret anymore then him asking her to dance in the middle of his bedroom immediately after and turning on she don’t want a man by asher roth. or when they graduated and walked through the halls as a slowed down, sad version of girlfriend by avril lavigne played while flashbacks played. or when sarah palin’s daughter bristol was on the show for some reason. or grace having a secret brother from south africa played by jordan fisher who literally lives with them for a couple episodes and then just disappears. or when grace thought she might be a lesbian so she dressed “butch” and it was her wearing army camo and combat boots. or ricky cartwheeling poorly away from american gymnast shawn johnson who he apparently slept with. or someone, literally any character, bringing up sex for no reason every 2 minutes. or literally anything ben ever said. the show was a fever dream.
you pick just about any episode and any timestamp and it will be one of the worst, most entertaining things you’ve watched. recommending the show is almost a threat.
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I love this hostel. They're like 'oh we're gonna make your room sooooo cozily warm you'll forget the icy winter cold outside ♡' and then go 'ahhh the bathroom! The room where people are most likely to be undressed and therefore exposed to the Temperatures™️ ! Let's make it.. hmmmm.. -20 degrees! Perfect'
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