#but yall expect me to be NORMAL?

[magicwithered]

Delissandro learns that he loves Colin. Deli also learns he loves Karna. These loves, he learns, are different but no less impactful. Both he also learns, more than a little painfully, a little too late. 

His love for Colin is tinged with boyhood and want. He wants to be known. He wants the meatlands to be free. He wants to aid in the war and play the political games that his mother refuses to do so. He wants and he’s willing. If he believed in The Bulb, he’d might even say it’s his destiny. 

So he names Colin his Skald. His trustworthy advisor. He wants Colin. He doesn’t know in what way yet. The man ten years (at least) his senior. He’s but a boy. He has no idea what up or down is. How to quantify his want, how to understand his want. He wants. So he must have. This is something he is unwilling to compromise on. 

Colin is his Skald. He is close to him, always. That makes Deli happy. His Skald is never apart from him. They are always close, always talking. Two years is more than enough time to form a bond forged in fire. So he thinks. 

Deli wants Colin with him. Colin, however, does not want to be apart of Deli’s plans. Not anymore. A bond forged in fire, he thinks, too bad the welding was thin.

His love for Karna is a slow thing. Anything else, and it would be weird, anything more...he wishes that there was more. He doesn’t notice it at first. Of course he doesn’t. Each time he sees her it’s hard to reconcile the person she’s become in the years they have been away from the person she was before. She is a 14 year old girl, and then suddenly she is 16, and then suddenly it’s been five years and she’s nearing 21. Each visage is different from the last. Hungry, rotting. Hungry and lanky. Hungry and beautiful. 

He calls her Skald, but inside she is just Karna. Her name ricochet's around his brain every time he lays down. Every time they win a battle together. Every time. It circles. It crescendo’s. Karna, Karna, Karna. 

Deli knows about want. He’s never been good at figuring out what it means for him. It tangles with his missing limb, his old want for his Skald Colin, when he was but a boy. It changes and morphs. But there is war. 

Ultimately, he wants to be slammed down big style. This he thinks, is the crux of the problem. He’s never been slammed down big style. That is what he truly wants.

With Karna.

Not Skald Karna. Just Karna. Karna who always comes when he calls. Karna who gave him her eye. Karna, Karna, Karna, Karna.

Within the same moment he realizes that he wants Karna she is gone. 

Deli loves his Skald. Deli loves Karna. These both are the same type of love. But, as he watches the sun rise over the horizon of the meatlands, he comes to both these realizations much too late. 

#thane delissandro katzon #deli and Karna this #deli and Colin that #Deli needs a goddamn hug you hear me #sir colin provolone #skald colin provolone #colin provolone #karna solara #the ravening war #d20 the ravening war #dimension 20 trw #dimension 20 the ravening war #uhmmmmmmm #meta #i fucking guess #HEY GUYS #LOOK AT WHAT I CAN DO #*starts sobbing* #I know it's been a week to the date since the last episode #but yall expect me to be NORMAL? #*

[brookheimer]

people acting like twitter's new post count is gonna cause a mass exodus to tumblr.... this website's demographic has not changed in 865578 years and it sure as hell won't now. this is the site for people who were weird and unhappy in middle school. everyone on here has either been around since they were weird unhappy 13-year-olds or joined when they were weird unhappy 13-year-olds, left because they thought they were normal for a while, then came crawling back again when they realized deep down they were still weird unhappy 13-year-olds. what does this site possibly have to offer you if you grew up happy well-adjusted and unaware of homestuck

#like have you seen that poll of when people joined tumblr and it's ALLLL early/mid 2010s if not earlier?? #twitter's fuckups have brought some people over but like. not as many as yall think #and thank god for that. i am very happy in my small corner of this website where i am surrounded by people with good taste and good takes #LOL #i'm the second category btw. weird unhappy 13yo --> No Im Normal --> oh ok no i'm not but shhh keep it on the dl (tumblr) this time #instead of running around asking everyone if they've heard of this thing called homestuck and giggling whenever anyone said bucket #...dark times. #but no like it's so funny to me that people think normal people will actually use tumblr. the stigma around it ALONE will drive em away #which like. fair honestly lolll #100 #this time on posts i didn’t expect to get notes #lollll #500 #1000

[glouris]

“they are very annoying and irritating” are you familiar with the concept of fun and being entertained by drama

#god of war ragnarok #god of war #heimdall #atreus #i'll be most grateful if you stop using my stuff from here and twitter in your content WITHOUT ASKING FIRST #a friend of mine @/fijj10 on twitter has been posting some of the screenshots i sent her and i keep seeing them all over #text her and ask first stop stealing #feel free to use my things as backgrounds and icons though #also shoutout to all the girlies thats been downright nasty and evil about heimdall #i see your comments ladies and they make me smile #im lurking and im stalking when you least expect it #im literally in your walls #such a shocker wow a villain does villainous things #did all the ppl thats been loud and hateful about him escape the genshin containment what #whats the story there how did that happen who allowed it #just keep to your corner and be quiet is this so hard #just shut up shut tf up #ppl that's been normal about expressing their dislike - yall valid im not talking about you #ppl going around attacking others for sets of fictional pixels - tag blocking exists #everyone is so high and moral until its about harassing artists #thats been sitting with me for a while i needed an outlet for venting #thanks for coming everyone #ill go enjoy some more of this 'keeping up with the kardashians' energy they give off #so unnecessarily dramatic and shady i love it

[justjoshlynaround]

In my opinion- there should have been a Moment. The world should have stopped when Milly first lifts the punisher, the world should stop whenever Milly does anything, really,

#trigun #my art #fanart #milly time #milly trigun #milly thompson #meryl trigun #meryl stryfe #millymeryl #she can lift the punisher easily being a simple tall girl and they expect me to be normal about that #like. guys. yall remember that scene where she throws a BOULDER out a well? #i think about that all of the time #art #vash #wolfwood #trigun fanart #comic #i had to get this out #millie thompson #trigun 98 #technically #i should have used the tristamp deisigns so i could say its a future scene in s2 but #ya know #didnt do that #digital art #digital #slackjawed. speechless. but no. they just moved on. #trigang #meryl just wanted to argue with wolfwood

[onebighappyaftonfamily]

FNAF Dashboard Simulator Pt 2 (because yall ate up the first one)

🦚 the-skrungly Follow

Guys be honest. How many of y'all became engineers or furries after visiting the Freddy Fazbear Mega Pizzaplex.

🐺 weremy-jeremy Follow

...OMG is that why I became a furry?!

🦊 toy_foxy_4vr Follow

I'm a furry AND an engineer. checkmate

🐅 Furry-Heritage-Posts Follow

Official Furry Heritage Post

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⬜️ da-mechanic-deactivated03132024

I don't have. a reddit but I wanted to do this so. I'm a mechanic at the Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. AMA

🐊 monty-gater-notice-me Follow

do they let you fuck the animatronics

⬜️ da-mechanic-deactivated0313202

AMA over guys

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🌔 eldest_daughter_syndrome Follow

Guys I went to pick my brother up from the pizzaplex daycare and the security guard was so mean. but she was hot and had rainbow hair

🎳 bunny-bowl

Diversity win! Rude security guard is queer!

🌔 eldest_daughter_syndrome Follow

Bad news guys. She doesn't have rainbow hair anymore. too scared to ask what happened

🎳 bunny-bowl

Diversity loss!

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📙 crackshipper34 Follow

guys do you think fredbear and springbonnie ever,,,, you know,,,,

🟠 glop-shitto Follow

wtf no eww! Why do you always do this?! They're mechanical animal mascots without feelings!

🔮 sleegy_deeby Follow

actually they did kiss and here's the proof: https://youtu.be/O7I-UTvo_80?si=4qjh3zye4o153QsM

🌇 ness-and-ness

AJKSKJJKAJFJKBA HAHAHAHA

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🐺 weremy-jeremy Follow

unironically why are fazbear animatronic fanartists literally so good at what they do. youre drawing robot animals

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📸 Wire-Monster-Heritage-Posts Follow

Guys, as we all know, my blog has been on hiatus ever since the Wire Monster disappeared back in 2023. However, I've been getting a lot of submissions lately about possible Wire Monster sightings at the Freddy Fazbear Mega Pizzaplex. We're so back!!!

🐰 springbonnie-and-friends

omg what? isnt the wire monster a dead meme?

🕶️ cryptid_hunter Follow

then the meme is back baybee!

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🎼 classicalmusic1 Follow

friendly reminder that y'all need to be WATCHING YOUR KIDS at the pizzaplex guys. literally caught the rabbit animatronic trying to lead some kids into the back rooms

🎳 bunny-bowl

girl what rabbit animatronic? bonnie was decommissioned

💽 foundfootagelvr3

oh my god. please tell me what i think is happening is not happening

🎩 f-bears-family-diner Follow

its happening again.

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🐇 bonnie_lvr Follow

🌉 floor-bot Follow

dude, you are down BAD

🚀 golf_is_for-nerds Follow

DO NOT KISS THE FREDDY ANIMATRONIC. MAKE YOUR LITTLE BROTHER DO IT INSTEAD

🎇 slaymechanic Follow

@golf_is_for_nerds oh my god thats so cruel and insensitive to be making jokes about that. I heard that even the newest animatronics are still super dangerous!

🌻 farmgurl1 Follow

Didn't Jerma say he was going to go to the Mega Pizzaplex for a stream? When is that going to happen?

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🧩 matlabpat

Guys I've been researching the history of the Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex... and I think I might have a theory... should I make a youtube video about it?

#fazbear theory #mattheory

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reminder that these are unreality! also i see yall commenting on the video that i linked in the last post. im still going to leave yall mystery links but i didnt make any of the videos i linked so youre gonna be confusing random people 😭 so be nice to them or dont do that. and i hope that poll made yall distraught

#changed the formatting a little. because im still trying out this style of post. i love these. #fnaf #unreality #dereality #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddys #fnaf sb time set this time #fnaf sb #well mostly #dashboard simulator #also i dont think vanny is necessary queer but this is how tumblr would react to that one segment #me when i post random links and yall click on them and leave normal comments: haha its your fault not mine (delusional) #tw caps #no but dont be mean to like. the random minecraft guy #seriously #evil matpat cameo be like: hello everybody. my name is mat theory #because its not a game to him is it #also in a case of subverting expectations. the random blog tag is a fnaf animatic i adore #and the video of spring bonnie and frebear making out isnt fnaf at all but i found a random kid playing minecraft with no views #BE. NICE.

[ritz-writes]

just when i think i cant get worse, @novelcain goes and tells me another new and eviler idea for their fic. it says it with a smile on their face and a "ooo i have an idea hehe." literally making me go insane over the most horrendous /pos ideas that only the biggest of brains come up with

whats it like to be married to an evil genius? well, in this essay i will—

#AAAUUGHGHHHHH #GOING INSANE GOING INSANE #MY LOVE U CANT JUST GO 'ahahha what if i did this' AND EXPECT ME TO BE NORMAL #yall arent ready YALL ARENT READY #be afraid #(this is all /pos btw. i love novel and their terrifying ideas)

[werewolvesinthenight]

HC that zero and hatchworth often just. sit in a room together. each doing their own separate thing but they stay together. because they both get paranoid when alone for too long due to basements and vaults respectively. so they just sit and stay with each other so they’re not alone. they’re besties and i will die on this hill.

#save me zero & hatchy bffs… save me #wolves try not to say save me _ challenge! #yall im so normal about them #had the sudden realization that i can just post my hcs whenever i want #expect more of these #i don’t CARE if anyone else enjoys them #this is for ME to get the ideas out of my HEAD #one day i’ll post about my best friends matpat fanbot #that day is not today #steam powered giraffe #spg #my hcs

[shoyowo]

face of a man who is insanely jealous

face of another man who is also insanely jealous

face of the aforementioned man admitting his jealousy

#THIS IS SO UNSERIOUS #YALL EXPECT ME TO READ THIS ???? AND BE NORMAL ??? #kim dokja #orv #magic's orv

[boyybites]

Wanted a dog man suited to my tastes so here's Puppy, ready to chew anyone and everyone out and stick a knife in the next bitch that tries to pull on his harness.

#sfw furry #furry anthro #furry oc #art tag #character ref #oc: puppy #his colors are so good i peaked here i think #his coworker (friend) got him the harness as a gag gift #but jokes on him its like a thunder shirt and he enjoys it thoroughly but will throttle anyone who says he does #just to clarify because i feel the need to #there's nothing sexy going on with the harness #i jsut like how it looks and shit so i drew it thats all #i dont expect weird shit from you guys since yall are good about being normal im just throwing it out here #just because #ok thats all its cold and i need to be in bed bye yall #oh and if anyone wants to send me asks about my ocs i am here c:

[sheepgirlmaidtummy]

fucked up that so many of yall havent grown up with prophecy looming over your back for your entire life. like. not shit like having to be the first in ur family to go to college or smt. i mean being part of God's retribution for cleansing the world. being the only generation to remember the old world as your forefathers are left behind and the sinners like you will not be saved

#rember yall i grew up in a cult where my mother threatened to kill me if ''god'' demanded it. more than once! #she legit forgot the first time and didnt believe me when i told her she did that #anyway. genuinely insane that some people grew up with like. ''normal'' expectations #i dont think giving any kind of expectation to what a child should live up to is okay. but like. #yall didnt have an existential crisis about the fulfilling of prophecy and your unwilling part in it?

[napping-sapphic]

lesbian kiss in a show i’m watching: nice!

lesbian kiss in a show i’m watching where one takes the others hair down to run her hands through it better: N i c e.

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #i just😳😳😳 #yall just gonna take her hair down so you can run your hands through it and expect me to feel normally about that? #oh nooo don’t ruin my hair that i spent half an hour doing that would be sooo bad🫣 #im gay and i like sleeping

[ttrulese]

i go throo a state of euphoric psychosis wen i listen to music or i see my moots face

#yall expect me to be normal wen yall ar tha pretty

[furrysmp]

I am HEARTBROKEN

#limited life #trafficblr #traffic smp #bad boys #not even just for jimmy deep down we knew this might happen #but joel's last line was grian it's not going well- and he got cut off mid-word #please those two mean so much to me #they're my first mcyts theyre my faves too #I literally made joel the creator of the universe on sunbringer he has the most titles ever I spin him in my brain like microwave creecher #please im in tears here #gonna get back to work monday yall expect me to be normal about this #my coworkers will be like how was the two week break what am I gonna say #oh yeah I got a cold at con and then sat down and cried over fictional characters in a minecraft death game for three days #I still think joel and grian need a proper duo name btw. fail duo no longer fits grian apparently savage w the tnt minecarts #im legit cryin tho #grian #joel smallishbeans #liml spoilers #limlife #limlsmp #jimmy solidarity

[avillicit]

now, i'm not sure if it would be "ethical" or "effective" to treat my attachment/abandonment issues by dropping me into a trance whenever i get panicky, telling me to focus on the sound of your voice and let my mind empty, shhh, i'm right here, i'm not going anywhere, i love you so much, baby...

that being said, i do think it's worth a shot.

#this is weird but like. yall are following a gay man with a kink for being kidnapped and forced to birth his captor's children so... #best not to expect normal posts from me #avi.txt

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

babe are you okay you've watched the Izo gambling den intro like three times in a row

#smol speaks #ishin #okada izo #im. im normal okay. im Normal im So Normal you guys. #i need yall to know its the only cutscene ive watched cause i actually wanna play Ishin and see the plot unfold for myself #and something tells me that much like Nishiki my man Izo is not gonna be in this as much as i'd like/expect #so i gotta save something for myself yknow. even if its like one or two more scenes #for now i will indulge in him smirking with fully earned arrogance and deflecting a fucking bullet. fuck dude. #i need to violently kiss him against a wall. who said that. #midnight magpie posts #:3c whoops

[x-nephophile-x]

@allnerdythings ask and ye shall receive :)

#I'm totally not feral over how he looks towards the end of the game #the ripped shirt sleeve? the open chest?? No im perfectly normal how are yall doing #anyways he is quite lovely and my newest blorbo i am brain rotted over this man #Arnaud the Knight #Arnaud a plague tale requiem #a plague tale requiem #aptr #aptr spoilers #a plague tale requiem spoilers #i cannot wait to take some photos of him and Hugo #especially during the tunnels section when he carries him across ;-; #listen i love this man with my whole heart #YOU CANNOT GIVE ME A RAT BASTARD WITH GOOD REASONS AND A KIND HEART AND PRINCIPLES AND THEN EXPECT ME NOT TO LOVE HIM