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#but what the actual fuck
jewishbarbies · 4 months
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leftist: they were fired/silenced for being pro palestine!!!
me: what did they say?
leftist: they said free palestine and got fired!!
me: okay but what did they actually say? was it literally just “free palestine”?
leftist: ZIONIST!! MURDERER!! YOU WANT TO KILL BABIES!!
what they actually said:
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OMG TBB S3 TRAILER IS OUT I CANT WAIT THIS IS SOOOO DAMN GOOD
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teddypickerry · 3 days
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why the hell does lorelai ass-kiss christopher so goddamn much? i’m rewatching season 2 for the first time in a few years and on ‘presenting lorelai gilmore.’ christopher literally bought rory a goddamn book he already PROMISED to get her and lorelai’s all “oooohhhh wow that was a really good thing of you to do” then he shows up for one event for her and she’s “giving him credit, he’s such a good guy, blah blah.” he’s never showed up for rory. he shows up ONCE, buys her a book, and suddenly he’s the greatest man to walk the earth???? s2 ep5/6 lorelai is so fucking insufferable i’m SORRY.
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ctntduoarchive · 2 years
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QUACKITY'S FUCKING LIKES. QUACKITY.
he has liked a bunch of his own old replies but why THIS ONE
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emerald194 · 10 months
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Survival Island Implications
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So we know that MVB has a taxidermist...
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...and that he was ready to add the player as a trophy to his collection...
Was he going to send the player to his taxidermist to be taken care of? Does he have a taxidermist that would be okay making taxidermy of a person?
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itsjaywalkers · 2 months
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What’s the word count for the boxer James snippet part 2?
it's currently at 3.3k................. and it's not even done yet nonnie......................
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hwanswerland · 10 months
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*incoherent screaming*
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soratsuart · 1 year
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No, cuz I know tomorrow I will wake up to a bunch of lore that's probably important enough people who are lost will want a summary and I'll have to write about a bunch of grown up men in a Minecraft strip club trying to either conquer or torture Quackity for information, what is my life now
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fabioquartararhoe · 1 year
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unfortunately i’m not surprised
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thepavementsings · 2 years
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The problem isnt even that Yuki crashed and compromised a lap. It’s Monaco, shit happens. It’s the fact that your driver fucked up and hit the wall, and you have no way to know how much that may impact their future performance, and you STILL PUT HIM OUT IN FRONT OF HIS TEAMMATE WHO HAS BEEN PUTTING TOP 5 TIMES ALL FREE PRACTICE AND FORCE HIM TO MISS THE FLAG. 
That’s absolutely fucking unacceptable. Franz Tost’s head on a platter.
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Bruh I wanted to do a Shin Hati inspired makeup. I thought it looked pretty good. But I had a bad feeling. I kriffin dropped my pen in the middle of the math class because I realized who it reminded me of! I looked like kriffin Rodrick from the diary of a wimpy kid wtf
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xviruserrorx · 9 months
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Why the ever living fuck does having endometriosis in your throat, lungs, and your general breathing space area exist!!!???
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geeses · 10 months
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today I got an email from a medical institute saying they are going to start charging us for asking questions in MyChart. what the actual fuck.
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velvet-midnight · 8 months
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If I had a nickel for every time a long-standing employee who is a font of knowledge and the center upon whom the entire structure turns decides to unceremoniously fuck off with very little notice, leaving me holding the bag to step into their shoes
I would have ten cents
Which isn't a lot but it's SUPER WEIRD that it's happened twice in the last five years
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willowfey · 9 months
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i just had the worst autistic experience at a quick serve restaurant where i was trying to order the “chicken with 2 sides” option, which i was trying to make macaroni and yuca fries.
what the employee SHOULD have said was “yuca fries cannot be chosen for this meal as they are a Specialty Side, and only original sides qualify for this specific meal”. i would have understood perfectly. instead what did she keep repeating to me over and over, getting annoyed when i didn’t understand?
“what it says on the menu and what you’re asking for are two different things”
….. bitch what?????
i damn near cried no matter what i asked she would not explain it to me differently i was ready to give up my order entirely until my mother stepped up to figure it out for me.
catch me making my own food at home for the rest of the WEEK at least
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bisexualbuckleyy · 2 years
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just finished season 3 of umbrella academy and my predominate emotions are just screaming and what the fuck
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