#but two things can be true

[cenobitebf]

FUN MOVIE FACT: in Phantom of the Paradise (1974), Winslow's lipstick is slowly rubbed off over the course of the movie. This is because I kept kissing him between scenes

#<3 #its actually because they used cheap stage paint #but two things can be true #when will i shut up about this fucking mobie #phantom of the paradise #winslow leach

[toasterpiastris]

mark. was. on. the. podium.

osc wasn't there :'(

gtg to kms

#oscar piastri #mark webber #I'm very sad rn #f1 #but also happy for lando #but two things can be true #sigh

[blackandwhlteaesthetlc]

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#babying anon #I don’t disagree with you #but two things can be true #I can be disgusted by the way the stunts have unfolded especially in the last year #these stunts that are largely in place because these two men just happen identify as something other than straight in their #still very homophobic industries #and acknowledge they’re grown white men with agency and privilege #I’ve also said numerous times the only actual victims in all of this are the kids #I haven’t said anything to contradict the long essay you sent me #but I’m also not a Louis and Harry hate blog #and I don’t ever intend to be #sorry not sorry but me not actively trashing them or constantly berating them for the stunts is not me ‘babying’ them #just happen to*

[anindecisivespirit]

Important Creek Update: I know I’ve said before that Creek is a pillow princess, but the Creek that lives in my head told me personally that he alternates between being the most submissive pillow princess ever, and a power hungry tease that wants to see you (mostly Branch) fall apart beneath him.

So. I dunno, jot that down I guess.

#creek #trolls #dreamworks trolls #he goes limp when poppy touches him and starts whining instantly #but he’d wanna make branch unravel in pleasure #you feel me? #of course he’d also want branch to fuck his brains out #but two things can be true

[camgoloud]

colin: i’m gay

ted, radiating youth pastor energy: you know who else played for the other team?

#is this anything? i don’t even know anymore #PLEASE DO NOT MISINTERPRET I LOVED THE TED SPEECH I REALLY AND TRULY DID #i just think. in addition to saying the exact right thing to the team and especially colin re: the importance of actively supporting others #in moments like these rather than playing neutral etc. it is also just so fucking funny and so perfectly ted that he went searching #for an analogy and immediately came up with. denver broncos fans. they’re just like gay people for real #these two things can and should both be true #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #colin hughes

[evaningotham]

my favorite version of tim and jason is just a mix of canon and fanon where its like

tim: hates jason and his robin and all of his life choices ever

jason: hates tim and his steadfast loyalty to batman no matter how ofter bruce proves himself unworthy

tim and jason: would kill anyone who put their hands on their least favorite brother

#dc comics #tim drake #jason todd #two things can be true at once #tim: jason was a poor excuse of a robin and is a sucky crime lord #tim: if you look at him wrong ill end you #batbros #bat brothers

[akioukun]

If Hawkins was more a hockey midwest town than basketball midwest town

Go Tigers 🐯

#harringrove #billy hargrove #steve harrington #stranger things #anyway those bruises are not coz of the games :) #was thinking dream team defense #but then im losing out on making steve true king and center player #billys defense is just offense #you can tell ive had like two weeks off art #everythings so eugh #not good linework im so sorry #maybe a better version #maybe not #maybe itll disappear

[lazybakerart]

house and wilson never broke their twenty year UST fest and hooked up before riding off into the sunset together vs. house 100% did not, in any reality, have the kind of restraint to keep himself from going hog wild on a newly divorced 25 year old james twink wilson he just bailed out of jail.

#two things can be true at once you know #hilson #house md #gregory house #what is true

[cobaltfluff]

happy pride month to them!!

#art tag #sk8 the infinity #banana fish #no.6 #i havent drawn in so longgg #i finally squeezed out some dumb art #here's hoping i didnt make any mistakes #bc im apparently ill right now #i was also gona add milo and bisco but im lazyyy #these three are too iconic and kinda fit into the same world #i havent yet worked out how to put the sabikui bros into modern world lmaoooo #also you KNOW adam would bail them out i believe this to be true #also shion and nezumi are probs equally likely to kill people for each other #ash is a definite yes but eiji is more like a voice of reason #langa and reki really the most sensible two (comparatively anyway) #OH DAMN TAGS CAN NOW BE EDITED??? #is this the best thing tumblr has done in a long time???

[veliseraptor]

one thing I'm thinking about this morning is how I think xue yang has a very funny relationship with song lan's having hurt xiao xingchen.

on the one hand he's incredibly smug about it because yessss exactly as planned, he set it up and song lan knocked them (xiao xingchen) down for him, perfectly executed, well done xue yang, two daoshi wrecked for the price of one

on the other hand as he gets closer to xiao xingchen he's also like. that dirty traitor. how dare he. >:(

#xue yang #aggressively headcanons #the sad queer cultivators show #these two things can both be true at the same time too because that's what it's like when you're xue yang #like sometimes one takes primacy over the other but

[qkmlh]

Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment

#MY DUDES PLEASE YOU’VE BOTH GOT THAT FEMINIST JUICE FLOWING YES THESE TWO THINGS IDEAS CAN BE TRUE AND EXIST BUT THEN!! BUT THEN!!!! #Zoro takes Sanji’s WE + NEED + HIM (Luffy) SO DUCKING P E R S O NA. L DEADASS STRUCK THE LOUDEST DAMN CORE IN ALL OF ZORO AND RAISED EVERY #DAMN ALARM POSSIBLE #Aaaaaand ‘You just got here /you/ don’t know what Luffy needs’ MY GOOD FIRST MATE OF A MAN C A L M D O W N N N IT IS /NOT/ THAT DEEP #‘I know he needs my cooking’ SANJII NOOOOO DON’T FALL FOR IT #‘Like what putting two slices of bread together’ Oh god. oh no. we are never coming back from this (pure hilarious joyous disaster) Ever! #Roronoa Zoro #Black Leg Sanji #Monkey D. Luffy #One Piece Live Action #OPLA #One Piece #All jokes aside tho Zoro was right to make sure they didn’t go inside to aid their captain #They would’ve been more of a distraction than help because Luffy wouldn’t have been able to let loose as much as he did #Zoro’s a good first mate but also buddy my guy my dude Sanji does NOT want your job bud ain’t nobody want your job especially when Luffy #made it very clear /you/ are worth more to him than /food/ #Somebody should tell Zoro that tho man could use the affirmation #But also…my guy…what were you so jealous so hissy so darn quick to b!tch for helpp ☕️🤧💀 #Zolu #Ani Rambles #Luzo

[safe-from-sharp-teeth]

The Either/And of Vore

Lately, I've been thinking about how this community grapples with the intense contradiction of vore, especially in regard to our favorite little organ: the belly. For example:

Either the belly is a deadly, hostile place, or it's a place of unlimited comfort. Two seemingly opposite sides.

And - now, this is my favorite part - the belly is inherently a deadly, hostile place and a place of unlimited comfort. @mmmleckerlecker has a great post about this phenomenon, where a pred's stomach wants to harm you, but the pred stops it. They will protect their prey; they will not let their body harm them.

I just find it amazing that we seek comfort in the razor-thin line between life and death, danger and safety. Unwilling safe vore is the pinnacle of this for me - it's fear, love, desire, instinct, and joy all wrapped in a bow. Vore can be either terrifying or kind and both, with everything in between.

#zan writing #me: two things can be true at the same time?? profound. LOL #safe vore #soft vore #extreme cuddling #vore talk #sfw vore #v0re #tw vore #unwilling vore

[stargirllnterrupted]

the duality of ‘i love star wars as a nostalgic escapism that reminds me of the simpler times of my childhood, and i find joy in its sentimental value fostering connection with others as well as with my own childhood self’ and ‘i wanna fuck star wars men’

#listen two things can be true at the same time #not to get too fraudian but there’s something about lightsabers #monkey brain<3 #star wars #ramblings #anakin skywalker #sw prequels #obi wan kenobi #luke skywalker #star wars prequels #the mandalorian #din djarin

[ocularpatdowns]

ok so yes luther is obviously a horrible father and an awful guy etc etc but ALSO,,,

i totally get why he hates mac 😂😂😂😭

#two things can be true at once #mac is my precious baby boy but also he’s SO annoying and terrible #i’m rewatching mac and charlie die and if i was luther i too would totally avoid mac 😂 #op tag #mac tag

[capfalcon]

i love how sherlock, without fail, loves women. he claims to not enjoy a relationship with one, but we know that's not true, and we see his relationships. he struggles with bell and gregson, he picks alfredo on a whim. but he loves, and i mean loves, women. he loves irene and he loves moriarty and he loves watson, obviously. he loves kitty and he loves spending time with women, including ms. hudson, who he's protective of and supportive of. he loves sex workers of all kinds, he is very sympathetic to the plight of injured and taken women, including kitty, but also it's been shown numerous times. he, someone who doesn't care much about other people's feelings, makes sure to remove lucas bunch from the scene before getting his survivors out. he holds the woman that was kidnapped in a closet, even though he doesn't like touch. he also puts in the work with fiona, courting her sincerly and with effort. it's easy to say it's because he loves his mother and has very complex feelings towards his father, and has a myraid of feelings regarding mycroft. but i think it's more than that. i think he feels more himself around women, i would go so far as to say.

#also before anyone goes 'but hes done x misogynistic thing' yes #two things can be true at once #he is very intelligent and very capable hes also a drug addict #to quote walt whitman so i contradict myself i contain multitudes #elementary #sherlock holmes #joan watson #kitty winter

[screenshotsonpinterest]

Personally I don’t see how Percy scaring Annabeth in Tartarus stops her from thinking it was also kinda hot

#two things can be true at once #like when she does backs and reflects on it #percy jackson #pjo #percabeth #annabeth chase #dark percy #…I thought it was kinda hot #pjo spoilers #house of hades