just thinkin about how stevie would treat you like a queen all valentine’s day just to take you home and fuck you like a slut….
you’re on all fours on the bed whilst he stands behind you, gripping your hips hard, marking up your skin, your pretty pink panties pulled to the side as he stretches you out with his cock… his hips slamming against your ass.. his large hand pressing against your back as he’s got one foot on the bed to get a better angle, fucking you hard and deep. you can’t even muster up any kind of word or sentence except for the moans that are trembling past your lips as he smacks your ass again and again, pulling your hips back against him and he’s moaning out behind you utter filth like ‘god, this fuckin’ pussy, baby’ and ‘you’re so wet, you’re soaked, fuck, you gonna milk this cock, yeah? gonna fuck you full of my cum’ 🥴
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annabeth said multiple times that percy was gone for 6 months and also we know he disseapered in december and they had reunion in june but either because percy isn't a math genius or because he's a drama queen, every time he speaks about his disseaperance, he claims it was longer
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i hate that hockey player tattoos are so universally Bad because you could have so much more fun than you're having. we need a goalie with knuckle tats that say FIVE HOLE
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Special thank you to Erika Ishii in the most recent episode of Game Changer (Season 6, Episode 7) for shutting down the notion that Shakespeare didn't write his own shit
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Bitches be like
(it's us, we're bitches)
GJJDKSL YEAAAHH BASICALLY--
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🦁 😘
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My curse is that I keep imprinting on characters that are controversial in their fandoms.
There's probably some meta in there somewhere about disabled & traumatized characters getting held to horrifically high standards in fandom regardless of the narrative the story gives them.
Any story that presents a narrative of "this character is incredibly complex and layered, and their actions are informed by immense trauma and pain" gets reduced to "but are they a Good Guy or a Bad Guy? Probably a Bad Guy. I should scream at people who identify with them."
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so ive been watching frasier,,,
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So it's the One Who Sleeps' plan that led to the slaughter of Orym's family (and many others)? Thanks Lil, we now know for sure that we don't want this bitch out.
"Ludinus is just a puppet" is not a good argument for the non-problematicness of the one puppeting him.
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Meanwhile, in an alternate timeline: lol remember when we bullied Red Green off Tumblr? Guess he couldn't take us editing his posts to say keep your cock on the ice. I'm a cock and I can change if I have to, I guess
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My favorite episodes of every other season: dramatic, guillermo/nandermo focused powerhouses with lots of room for character analysis and not as much comedy
My favorite episode so far this season: the vampire polycule tries fake dating and guillermo commits embezzlement
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GUYS BARCA HAVENT LOST A SINGLE GAME THIS YEAr. BIGGEST CLUB IN THE WORLD
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i think at least once every fontaine archon quest someone should yell at neuvillette that he’s doing a bad job
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i look soooo nice and sexy in my jean skirt and white top with my hair washed and curly and what am i doing with my day? eating pasta and playing sims. i should be in the club
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LOVELACE
Pryce, listen to me, if you don't get her out of there right now, say goodbye to any hope you have of me cooperating with -
Now THIS is yuri (if you want it to be)
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