#but the people they axed ….

[greelin]

6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away

#tall people being annoying on this post can die btw #‘just grow lol’ or i can take an axe to your legs. Idk

[lautums]

I A HOMO. 2 REÁL IS 2 REÁL !

#disco elysium #my art #harry du bois #fanart #disco elysium fanart #this was actually meant as a study and not a big one at that #but I had the idea for the shirt and made myself laugh #if you're wondering ab the axe its just bc the ref had one and he deserves one I think <3 #BUT ALSO THE PEOPLE SAYING THE ANIMATED VIDEO. UR SMARTER THAN ME AND UR CORRECT

[myhyperfixationisiforgot]

animorphs was like yeah what if you (child soldier) promised your best friend (also a child soldier) that you would save him, and that you would kill him before letting the body-snatching parasites take him. what if you realized that you can't ever do both. you can't save him without the yeerks. you can't kill him because if he dies everyone you've ever known dies.

what if you literally have to cut him open while he screams and pleads for you to stop and kill him. he hates you for saving him. he hates himself for hating you. you hate yourself for doing it, and you hate him for making you choose. all you can do is wash the blood off and go eat dinner with your family. you will wonder if what you did was worth it for the rest of your life.

#cassie sort of wants to die and also wants to be saved and also wants to save someone and wants there to be a right answer so badly #she bounces between ruthlessly killing people and ruthlessly saving people as she tries to find a middle ground #cassie loses just as much of her old self as jake and rachel don't tell me she doesn't #cassie animorphs #ax animorphs #animorphs #cw gore #book 29 the sickness

[ghostbny]

What you do when my family pull up

#just daughter and son bonding with his dad #kirby #fanart #kirby series #kirby return to dreamland #kirby dreamland #meta knights #revenge of meta knight #sailor dee #axe knight #i personaly see sailor dee as a she but ive seen that a lot of people see it like a he #how yall think of sailor #ibispaintdrawing #They are his children

[azure-clockwork]

I love three houses discourse because I'm pretty sure everyone just picks their route based on which house leader they're the most gay for and then tries to defend their pick by pointing out the other sides's war crimes via twitter memes. Reader, all four of them do substantial quantities of war crimes. So many. We're just here because the woman with Issues and a big fuck-off axe said so, and then we gotta justify everything she did in the name of dismantling the class system. I mean, I'm here for that, but you could also try justifying Charm Man uses poison and perfidy to try to stop racism, A Sad Little Meow Meow gives no quarter instead of doing therapy, or the Thicc Pope tries to bring back her mom via human experimentation, depending on your tastes

#This is 100% swinging at a hell of a hornet's nest #Do I tag it? #Yeah fuck it we ball #fe3h #fe16 #edelgard von hresvelg #claude von riegan #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #rhea fire emblem #I should probably clarify that I love all of these characters quite dearly #Well except Rhea #I think she's a good character but I'm not feral about her like Edelgard or charmed by her like Claude or desperate to save her like Dimitr #discourse #edelgard discourse #Edit: I actually don’t care about 3H discourse either way lol #there’s plenty of interesting shit to talk about in this game #also I get that the people who say “x did war crimes” actually don’t mean “this was bad because it violated the Geneva Convention” #but any time I see something about how many war crimes someone did (usually Edelgard or Dimitri) I just think: #“Hah it’s a war crime to deploy Cyril to rescue Flayn because he’s still 14 then” #also I got into this game because someone told me ‘so there’s a gal with an axe and trauma’ and I booted it up #and I have a friend who likes Rhea despite his moral reservations solely because ‘she’s hot tho’ #and that’s also really funny #point is I don’t really wanna participate in most fe3h discourse cuz I have shit to do but this post isn’t meant to be a dunk on anyone #I’m not upset when I see it; it’s either funny or fine or sometimes right #I’m just gay for Edelgard and amused by the idea of applying the Geneva Convention to a world where it Clearly Isn’t A Thing

[skelecentral]

Bad Sansuary day 15 (hosted by @owl-bones!): Red-handed! (Ft. Dust and Horror)

KILLER WEEK LESGOOOOO

#myart #sans #bad sansuary #axe #horror sans #sans x y/n #sansnomaly #killer sans #dust sans #killer #dust #it’s so weird to draw dust without his hood #anyways #doodles #I’m really excited for this week #I’ve been a big fan of killer since I started following itsxroxannex lmao #they’ve converted so many people #badsansuary

[driftingvoid-155]

Jeremy, stumbling upon scooped Michael: “Why are you carrying around an ax?”

Michael, working off the idea that if you can’t hide something, distract it with something else: “So people don’t notice the fact that I’m literally decomposing. Interestingly enough, they’re always too busy looking at the ax.”

Jeremy, skeptical: “That actually works?”

Michael, shrugging: “I’ve yet to be asked about being purple. However, I have been asked about the ax.”

#they’re both dumbasses your honor #people notice the purple #they’re just more interested/ worried about what he’s going to do with the ax #nonsensical 3am thoughts #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #my hcs #jeremy fitzgerald

[axolotluv]

Love your under the cult au, it's given me so much brain worms.

Now, I know the end has to be some grand fight that ties the narrative together, and by the power of I guess 6 angry gods, the barrier breaks.

But I raise you an image that has been plauging me, that the group doesn't see Leshy the entire time, until in the middle of the grand confrontation... the barrier just breaks.

Courtesy of a certain chaos worm. No magic ritual can stand to him might.

Just a funny thought I thought I'd share of my fav worm

AHDGJKHKAD THAT'S A HILARIOUS IDEA

You understand the spirit of Under the Cult perfectly, I had to draw this

#ax speaks #ask #anon #art #cotl #cotl au #under the cult au #cotl leshy #cotl heket #cotl narinder #cotl kallamar #cotl shamura #flowey #omega flowey #i am SO happy other people are thinking about this au besides me #i wish i could draw more #i'll try my best #got caught in a slump unfortunately #i have never drawn omega flowey btw i am so happy with this drawing

[overtake]

red bull: daniel’s bad habits from mclaren are fixed, he did well in the sim, and his tire test was so good that we immediately knew he was ready to be in a car.

alpha tauri & yuki: daniel’s feedback on the car has been instrumental, and he performed so well in difficult race conditions even though he didn’t have any upgrades and had some bad luck.

rando twitter user who doesn’t have the data, didn’t know liam lawson’s name three weeks ago, and constantly insults the way red bull quickly drops drivers who don’t perform: they’re only letting him drive for pr even though he’s a washed up failure.

#like is red bull too harsh on their drivers or are they hiring a pr merchant who can’t perform. pick a side. #it’s just hilarious that every single person who actually knows the sport & daniel’s data/contributions #won’t shut up about how helpful he’s been and how well he’s done and how mclaren doesn’t reflect his performance #but these random people on twitter think they know better #and their excuse is ‘well liam scored points’ as if he isn’t driving a different car entirely lmfao #like liam has done well! i like liam a lot! #but he’s benefited from a better car/things happening around him in the race/not being head to head against yuki #he’s done a great job but there’s literally been ZERO real head to head comparison between the 3 drivers #but alpha tauri/red bull rate daniel and they have his data and know what hes done for the car & setup #i don’t ever deny that daniel’s popularity certainly doesn’t hurt #but they dropped nyck like he was nothing #red bull axes anyone who can’t perform #if daniel couldn’t do it then he wouldn’t have a seat. not that hard to understand. #people on the internet make me feral. i cannot use the internet. i need to stick to my curated feeds bc everyone is so STUPID.

[visenyaism]

i’m gonna be a celtigar sweep truther just cause i think it would be so incredibly absurdly powerful if the last vestige of old valyria in westeros wasn’t the all-powerful blood-magic practicing dragonlords or their closest political allies, the self-made incredibly influential wealthy naval juggernauts, but instead the second best crab fishermen house in the bay of crabs.

#they got a valyrian steel axe???? asha you’ve got errands to run #these people are the valyrian brackens for real #posting crab rave after roberts rebellion #asoiaf

[40ouncesandamule]

#for the people continually dumbfounded that oppressed people commit lateral oppression and leverage what privilege they do have to... #oppress others instead of seeking liberation or the dismantling of oppressive systems #furthermore... when one group with more power than you oppresses you... you have every right to resist that oppression #even if the group oppressing you is also being oppressed #while we all love the ideal of the model oppressed person who only seeks liberation... there will be people who instead lash out #and the more axes of oppression one is under will inherently make the person feel more entitled to 'punch upward' as there are more targets #so rather than tokenizing and scapegoating the oppressed person who is swinging at the other oppressed person... #(regardless of the second person's position in the 'progressive stack') #ask yourself who is benefiting from this infighting? who is instigating it? who is maintaining the systems of oppression that cause it? #who is showing it to you? #who is platforming it? #why is this inter or intra communal beef being displayed to outsiders? #because once you can answer these questions #you'll be a lot less fucking dumbfounded

[marzipanandminutiae]

it's not ALWAYS like this, of course; some of them were okay. but. A Worrying Amount Of Bad Stuff Gets Glossed Over

growing up in the southeastern US as a girl in the early 00s was like

"hey kids, this white woman did something unusual and independent in the early-mid 19th century, despite the misogyny of her time! girl power!"

[5-10 years later when you do your own research]

"so, here's how many human beings she, specifically, held in bondage, and-"

(I'm not saying this would be as easy to explain to kids as "if your classmate is really good at drawing, that's good, right? but it's bad if she also pushes people down on the playground. sometimes people do good things in one way, and bad things in another." but. it definitely would)

#I would say 'as a white girl' but no my Black classmates got the same lessons I did at school #and were encouraged to Girlbossify the same people #yes it is very interesting that Adelicia Acklen had a prenup in the 1840s! married women's property rights were A Big Fight For Us! #she also literally was married to a slave trader and owned 750 people though! #and I feel like we should not leave out the second thing in talking about the first one! #us history #slavery #racism #southern history #intersecting axes of privilege and oppression ahoy

[dramaticpandabear]

If you decided to kill Barbas I’m coming for you

#what kind of a monster would put down the best daedric doggie in all of Tamriel? #the same type of people who kill Paarthurnax that’s who #if you did this just to get the rueful axe it’s on sight #skyrim #the elder scrolls #tesblr #tes #clavicus vile #barbas

[pansyfemme]

oppisition to body odor is a cultural concept that isnt universal and saying this will immediatly make people assume you smell bad even though its just acknowleding that western society has an obsession with eradicating natural body function to the extreme and marketing things like strong perfumes as not just a choice but in fact crucial if you want people to not think you smell. (and that body odor is something that happens to dirty, bad people who don’t take care of themselves and not every single person in this world) like yes some people really can’t stand natural body scent, and i agree there are ways to minimize it but also as someone who’s sensetive to artifical odors and allergic to a lot of perfumes im kind of sick of acting like i have some moral oppisition to people who choose not to minimize their natural body scent as much when its literally a personal choice and to me, i prefer that kind of scent to a lot of the artifical ones that are popular

#i keep seeing videos of americans going to paris and saying ‘everyone smells so bad here!!’ and like . maybe to you but if no one is #bothered by people’s lack of deoderant there and choose to care for themselves other ways does it not appear to you that it might not be #universal to douse yourself in axe body spray because you’re convinced that a bit of sweat is evil and unatural

[sharowolet]

“Even if you start over, you won’t be free

Of the deep sea that swallows time”

Looking forward to the emotional damage coming in soon 🥹🫶

Lyrics from Fleurells (Twitter) translation of the season 2 ending song The TIDES [Link]

[ID: digital drawing of Cheng Xiaoshi, Lu Guang, and Qiao Ling. The bottom half of the image is CXS lying down and crying on the beach sand, one arm covering his face with the hand holding onto a red string and the other arm clutching his chest. The tide is rolling over him. In the top half is dark waters reflecting stars from the sky. Lu Guang and Qiao Ling can also be seen in the water’s reflection looking at CXS . Lu Guang has one hand out reaching for CXS, and Qiao Ling is turned away with a knife in her hand, threatening to cut the red string around them. The shadows on the beach are dark squares and then ocean tides are partly composed of small white squares. ]

#link click #时光代理人 #cheng xiaoshi #lu guang #qiao ling #rowo #SOOOOOOOOON! SOON. SOOOON. #i have listened to vortex and the tides all week nyahahey #rubs hands how much emotional damage can we put in this season this time #i am still jealous of the people who got to see eps 1 and 2 already at ax!!! #what is it like having this forbidden knowledge

[syekick-powers]

gotta say, i do not like how lately i've been seeing posts from people who use a person having colorfully dyed hair as a sort of shorthand for "leftist who is actually secretly an asshole." like people making comments like "the girl with blue hair and perfect eyeliner wings is also the one who won't give up their seat for a disabled person on the bus". like we already have to deal with the right-wing fascists using "blue hair and pronouns" as a shorthand for "leftist (trans) person who is insufferable and oversensitive", can we please not turn brightly colored hair into a caricature in leftist circles as well. having brightly dyed hair is not some magic symbol of "person who claims to be a leftist but is actually secretly an asshole". it is a morally neutral trait. and while i'm not discounting anyone's experience with someone with brightly dyed hair who treated them badly, i think that turning it into some kind of shorthand for "asshole" is just going to ultimately hurt us more than it's going to help.

#sye's babbles #like. i love having blue hair. i don't feel right without it. #and i am kinda getting uncomfortable with the level of vitriol that is being aimed at ppl with brightly dyed hair #from BOTH sides of the political spectrum #just because you had one fucking person with pink hair treat you badly does not mean everyone w bright hair will #it's obviously not comparable to axes of oppression since its a personal choice to style your hair like that and all #but also like. it just feels like two steps below being an asshole to someone who is gnc #because having brightly dyed hair IS a non-conformist hairstyle #it's treated as improper and unprofessional #and shitting on people for not conforming is always going to make you look like a conformist assimilationist douche. #please for the love of god begging EVERYONE to be normal about brightly dyed hair.