#but that did save him.... somehow

[dasketcherz]

Hold up you gotta give context about why Tony’s watch screen is cracked tho 😭 pls

Gregory actually won that bonnie watch beating high score in one of the games at the pizzaples. Tony was having a rough day that time, so Greg decided to give it to him as a gift to cheer him up. Greg insist he should wear it and tells Tony if given the chance that he wins a freddy one beating another game they'd be matching buds.

Tony appreciated it a lot, he find that really thoughtful of him, so he did wore it all the time

and it cracked during the GGY attack </3

#daske ask #fnaf GGY #tony becker #fnaf #pixlokita #i just love to think how this contrasts to Rab's attempts of “cheering tony up” in a twisted way too :' D #rab must have tried to swing the knife but tony's reflexes of dodgin happens to luckily put the knife to land on his watch #hence crackin on impact #but that did save him.... somehow

[tea-cat-arts]

Shen Yuan getting transported into pidw isn't "the system punishing him for being a lazy internet hater," but instead representative of "step 1 of the creative process: getting so mad at something you decide to go write your own fucking book" in this essay I will

#svsss #scum villian self saving system #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #the fact that people think scum villain #-a series that examines and criticizes common tropes in fiction- #is somehow against criticism or being a little hater is wild to me #especially since shen qingqiu never gets punished for being a hater #heck- he's still a little hater by the end of the series #he mostly gets punished for treating life like a play and like he and the people around him are characters #(or in other words- he suffers for denying his own wants and emotions and his own sense of empathy) #I think some of y'all underestimate how much writing/art is inspired by creaters being little haters #like example off the top of my head- #the author of Iron Widow has been pretty vocal about the book being inspired by their hatred of Darling in the Franxx #I think my interpretation of Shen Yuan's transmigration is also supported by the fact that this series is an examines writing processes #side note- though i understand why people say Shen Yuan is lazy and think its a valid take it still doesnt sit right with me #i am probably biased because my own experiences with chronic pain and depression and isolation #but ya- i dont think Shen Yuan is lazy so much as he is deeply lonely and feels purposeless after denying parts of himself for 20ish years #like yall remember the online fandom boom from covid right? #being stuck completely alone in bed while feeling like shit for 20 days straight does shit to your brain #the fact that no one came to check on him + he wasn't exactly upset about leaving anyone behind supports the isolation interpretation too #+in the skinner demon arc he describes his life of being a faker/inability to stop being a faker now that he's Shen Qingqiu #as “so bland he's tempted to throw salt on himself” and “all he could do is lay around and wait for death” (<-paraphrasing) #bro wants to be doing stuff but is stuck in paralysis from repeatedly following scrips made by other people #another point on “Shen Yuan isn’t lazy” is just the sheer amount of studying that man does #also he did graduate college- how lazy can he really be #he doesnt know what hes doing but he at least tries to actively train his students #and he actually works on improving his own cultivation + spends quite a bit of time preping the mushroom body thing #+he's experiencing bouts of debilitating chronic pain throughout all this #but ya tldr: Shen Yuan's transmigration is an encouragement to write and not a punishment and also i dont think its fair to call him lazy

[willyhoos]

the mikes.. the michaels, even...

#fnaf #fnaf movie #mike schmidt #michael afton #michael schmidt #does any1 call him that.. besides william lol #i like the hc that game!mike is freaky tall like his dear old dad #so movie mike being a certified shorty is soooo <3 appreciated. #i really appreciate that movie mike is #like. sane. #hes disturbed definitely but he is still Trying to live functionally hes just. struggling to succeed in that regard #game mike? not a chance. hes an identity-hopping arsonist #i guess thats the difference elizabeth (abby) makes. #if game mike had somehow managed to save elizabeth #maybe he would have turned out ok #movie mike shows us what would have happened if michael DID actually have something to live for #game mike has nothing at all no one . no desires no family no friends nothing. just a death wish and a lot of regret. #btw movie mike is michael afton .. in the sense that he is the movie-adapted versoin of michael afton. #they have different stories obviously but they are INTENDED to be the same person #gnerally that is #i mean. lil sis. responsible for lil bros death. the weird offputting rude pushy personality. #so ill take it as proof that in the games mike=michael #OK I GOT OFF TRACK UM SORRY #now ill never get over how game mike and vanessa never met. #i mean theres the glammike theory but. that is an extremely altered version of mike who arguably isnt awake hes possessing a robot. hes Dea #but according to the movie... they woulda gotten along. #brings a tear to me old eye #my nyart #i miss queue #ah yes.. 4:34 am again garfie baby

[legendofzeldasilentprincess]

after knowing the whole story of Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom, I still can't believe Nintendo really went for the Princess and the Knight trope

#and i love it #zelink #botw #totk #breath of the wild #tears of the kingdom #cause I mean sometimes I think about the story #and I just wonder was it a fic that I read?? #did the calamity really happen and zelda and link went through all that shit and lost ppl they loved? #and link wakes up 100 years later with no memories? #but then only hears a voice of a woman to help him find his memories and learn that he's the one who has to defeat the calamity #plus how they didn't get along at the beginning #and somehow also became a 'from enemies to lovers' trope #then with tears of the kingdom the whole story just shows about the LEGEND of ZELDA #and the things she went through and what she had to do to save Hyrule #and link's whole mission for the entire game was to find her #screw defeating ganondorf he just wants his wife back #honestly best zelda and link by far in the zelda series #like what would the next zelda game be like?? #plus the game director himself is zelink shipper so 👀 #okay ill shutup now lol

[junebugtwin]

even while it was happening, you knew it wasn't going to last

#parahumans #worm #lisa wilbourn #tattletale #feeling BAD about my girl lisa in the club tonite #i am convinced she is the most tragic main character in worm #which is a bold statement i know #but i just cant handle even thinking about her shit FOR REAL #she knew the cops and robbers shit was bullshit! from the very beginning! #of course she did! Coil fucking forced her to work for him at gunpoint and she totally understands that #if she doesn't do what he wants shes going to end up in a torturebasement!! #she knew aall of taylors funny little problems n Issues from the start! she tried SO hard to keep her alive and at least a little happy #struggling and clinging and digging in her claws as she watches this girl somehow get Worse(?) #and every time taylor takes a step towards the void guess who sees it in excruciating detail even when taylor can't/wont!!!! #and in the end it doesn't matter!! all her schemes and plans don't amount for shit!! she doesn't save the girl! #she doesn't save the girl. #my art

[izzystizzys]

i think if i was commander fox of the coruscant guard and some wrinkled raisin of a man who i was bound under pain of death or torture to protect along with a planet’s worth of ungrateful, uppity rich fucks who couldn’t be bothered to consider me sentient much less deserving of a smidgen of civil rights, looked me in the eye and went i’m going to catch and store a massive, eldritch space monster right smack dab in the middle of all the Most Important And Very Breakable people and places on this planet under the most flimsy, whack-ass excuse you’ve ever heard and also it’s your circus and your monkeys-

well i think i would simply have punted him out the window

#tcw zillo beast arc #commander fox #no but really #corrie guard deserves better #thorn finds him rocking back and forth muttering to himself in the scream closet an hour later #and that’s how fox saves the galaxy! #look i just think it’s astonishing how much drama and conflict in this series stemmed from the most contrived stupid strategic calls #of a distinctly palpatine flavoured nature ofc #the jedi and senators have two settings: complete and utter stupidity or warcrime #they know no other tactical or strategic thinking #somehow they are still military leaders #fix it entirely born of the corrie guards nervous breakdown at the sheer incompetence of the senate #yes yes fox deserves to murk palpatine because he’s evil and systematically abuses and murders all his vode #but also he deserves to dropkick him into coruscant traffic for the sheer gall on that man for the zillo beast debacle alone #how did anyone believe a word out of his mouth after that

[kassasnek]

Arthur would save himself for marriage and be extremely confused about the fact that Merlin isn't a virgin

#I'm sorry it's just funny to me #Arthur would 100% think that's its the only honorable thing to do to save yourself to the one true person #Merlin grew up in a village where no one really gives as much off a fuck #Especially not for gay men since they can't bear bastard children #I don't think Arthur knows that gay people exist #Hes so FLABBERGASTED when Merlin off handedly mentions that he slept with Will/Gwaine #Not only did he not save himself #But he managed to somehow do it with a man #He's sheltered #And a royal #Can you blame him #He walks around with a stick up his ass and even then he doesn't realize that gay sex is a thing #bbc merlin #merthur #merlin #arthur pendragon

[bardicious]

It did not register to me that it took Erik literally a year to get imprisoned into plastic hell. LMAO. A YEAR. Homeboy is actually not very good at the whole terrorist thing.

#Between Rage and Serenity #xmen #cherik #xmen movieverse #xmen dofp #xmen first class #xmen apocalypse #a year with raven and the other mutants #a year in which he learns of charles injury #like presumably they met in between #and then erik went to save the president #by himself #only to get caught #and THEN I imagine everyone sean - emma - azazel - janos - angel died? #How did he know about it tho??? #THat means the assholes in prison taunted him #or he somehow learned it somewhere??? I don't know how #I assume sean died after getting enlisted #america entered the war in 1965 #so sean only died after that #kurt is probably 18 or around there in apocalypse? #so by 1964 raven was in a relationship with azazel or at least they had sex #in which she became pregnant #like DAMN - #thats a lot #I need to write a headcanon history for these movies

[toastytrusty]

my book compared john laurens to karl marx and friedrich engels 😭😭😭 this is my new favorite thing

book is valley forge by tom clavin and bob drurin

#my good socialist friend #when i said socialism could have saved alexander hamilton this is what i meant #john laurens could have saved him #i love the implication that the communist manifesto was somehow inspired by john laurens #like yeah. he did that #totally #john laurens #amrev

[cherrykamado]

thursday

#because happy it'd be if i hadn't seen the bnha leaks #oh my fucking god #im trying not to get ahead until i read the chapter or read the following one #bnha manga spoilers #mha manga spoilers #idk it feels not at all like it's tomura's death?? #horikoshi has pulled shit like this in the past and in the end there was a turn of events #i wanna believe this will be the case too #it feels so sudden and so anticlimatic for THIS to be his death #i wanna believe this will be just AFO losing his vessel but not tomura losing #bc if it turns out to be his death then it'd mean that somehow he lost against afo? he silenced suppressed him and displaced him. this cant #end like this #i mean deku BARELY reached out to him. barely went to tenko's core and held his hand. to me he still needs saving. there needs to be idk #something more PROFOUND #i hope this is just afo losing his chance to perpetrate himself rather than killing tomura or else it'd be a very empty ending for him #idk i can't help it feels surreal. inconcluse even #to me this is not his death #how many times did i say this in the tag #(it was the denial) #no se vieja bring tomura back or at least tenko #maybe make him be inside the ofa dimension manifest there or some shit. this cant be over #and honestly i don't think afo's lost this way either #clearly there's no will for tenko to fight anymore or at least the manga panel of his and deku's hand implied so #bring him back i beg let my husband live 😭 #🍒 — cherrypostin

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

How to Marvelously piss off a Bat: A Guide by Billy Batson, Pt 1

Bruce: Hint at anything and everything prophetic, alternate futures or timelines where something goes horribly wrong. The sheer amount of stress will piss him off, weather its true or not.

Ex:

Billy: Well, this could be worse…

Batman: Superman is flinging himself into buildings high on fear gas, how does this get any worse chum?

Billy: Well hes not murdering his wife or lasering my eyes out right now so we’re definitely in the better timeline

Bruce: he’s not What now

Dick: Midair super-speed pokes. The slightest jab at the side, ankle, or even knuckle mid leap or drive freaks him out and leaves him fumbling a lot.

Ex:

Nightwing, happily summersaulting off buildings preparing to grapple to another mid flip: It’s a bird, its a plane, its the Lord Gray-

Captain Marvel, gaining righteous revenge for his bowl of marshmallow only lucky charms: (Pokes the back of his right knee) bop

Nightwing, now clutching his right knee 57 stories up: so-IIIIIEEEEEE

Jason: Stick a plunger on that crome dome of a helmet, bonus anger points if its during a meeting or in front of people he’s trying to intimidate

Ex:

The Red Hood, scourge of Gothams criminal underworld, in a meeting with his lieutenants: Next thing on our agenda-

The Red Hood, now with 3 plungers stuck to his helmet: We- what the hell

The Hoodlum from the warehouse rafters: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SELLING ME OUT TO BATMAN JERK FACE!!!

Hood, taking a plunger off and pointing it at Hoodlum: I KNOW 17 WAYS TO KILL YOU WITH THIS THING YOU LITTLE SHIT, SO YOU’VE GOT 17 SECONDS TO RUN!!

Tim: Mutter something sounding like a vague hex within his proximity, he’ll think you cursed him if he knows you’re petty enough. Basically a magical non-magical psych out

Ex:

Tim, very tired: I am not helping you beat Damians score on Cheese Viking Billy, that goblin will know you cheated and then its my head on the same stick as yours.

Billy, muttering under his breath while walking away: oi karpoí tou kópou sou na xekinísoun sto stóma sou (may the fruits of your labor sour in your mouth)

Tim, understanding the Greek and that billy has ties to Greek gods and magic: *panik*

@thefantasmarex

#Marvelous Bats au #shazam #billy batson #dc #dc captain marvel #captain marvel dc #batman #shitposting #shitpost #/////// #Solomon: and too you billy batson my infinite wisdom. may futures unseen and horrors avoided be clear to your eyes #Billy: thanks. i hate it #Billy’s favorite way to bug bruce is to validate his paranoia without context #super speed shenanigan’s #dick always save himself but its still funny #Jason told Bruce billy snagged a batarang for Freddy #Bruce was impressed he got pickpocketed but also disappointed billy didnt just ask for one #Jason’s guys think he just threatened his own kids life after he somehow got on Batman’s radar #goon1: how did hoodlum piss of the bat? goon2: i dunno man but it had to be bad to get him the boss to rat his kid out #Red hood as he’s attaching a sidecar to his bike: HES NOT MY DAMN KID #goon2: see man?! goon1: must’a been reel bad #Tim’s just going through it #the lack of sleep doesnt help the curse nonsense

[sainthermelin]

you know the house is good when unlocking a new support convo makes you audibly groan

#fe3h #edelgard von hresvelg #ferdinand von aegir #bernadetta von varley #sara draws tag #fanart #getting the urge to check out my be save file again #somehow I accidentally made ferds super busted and I’m still like two chapters away from timeskip so I’m kind of scared of him right now #if we’re being real #idk what I did I’ve just been fucking around but he crits like every five seconds #I showed my irl friend and he was like what are you feeding these kids #fe3h fanart

[softshuji]

Any men out there wanna pretend to be my bf to get my parents off my case about marriage? I am so so serious right now.

#my mom gave me a really really lonf lecture and upset me because her and my dad want me to start thinking about settling down ans getting #married. again. cos this comes up all the time. ans I reiterated that i do wanna marry and have kids. i know im 26 years old why do they' #think im also not aware of this??? like i suddenly forgot my own age and have my head in the clouds all the time. and i got so heated cos i #said they only believe in that in theory. in reality neither of them have accepted the idea od my leaving home or the idea of mw being with #a man. and they start freaking out if they even find out i talk to them so to say they want me to get married is so fucking naive #ans when i mentioned this and that they're more than ok w mt brothers talking tp women she said that if i wanted to settle down she could #talk to dad and they could “go about finding someone for me” and I've never been so pissed #i got so upset. why does everyone keep saying this to me. as if anyone my dad knows could ever be a half decent man #and the truth is they don't care if im in a happy marriage they've accepted that i won't be they only care that im gone and saving face in #front of family. that's all. it's always reputation it's always “what will people say?” #not once did love come up. not once did shw even imply that i should marryfor love #or that they hope i love someone and marry them. because they're more happy with the idea of me marrying for the sake of it than #they are at the idea of me finding genuine lovw #im not a fucking broodmare im not here to push out babies for the sake od reputation. #and then i said nor being married isn't the end of the world and she said “it's important that you settle down” #and i said im unwavering in my principles. she can call mw high maintenance like she loves doing but I'm not wavering on the #kind of man i want to be with and when i do marry him i want it to bw genuine. because be loves me and vice versa not because im ticking off #somethin from a damn checklist to appease them. and if being unwavering on my principles means staying unmarried then so be it. #my obligations are to god and myself and that's it #and y'know what??? i am in love with a boy already #and yet they don't care that i wanna be in love at all. no im just a puppet to follow a certain narrative in life live according to evergone #else has and that's it. #im done. #and then she tried to apologise by getting me a slice of cake and that somehow made me feel worse. #i dont want an apology. i want to be heard and actually listened to for once. i want someone to ask what i want. to actually give a shit #and love me cos it's me. not cos im some thing to further an agenda. or some toy or puppet that does your bidding. #is it so much??? to just want to be loved in return? to marry and live according to how i want to?? ans not want anyone to make these #decision's for me? #ruined my whole day.

[asexual-angsty-writer]

Crack AU (or Rp if anyone would like) about LQG being in the modern world:

- Something related to Bingge or atleast Xin Mo (Alternate or otherwise) happens and it rips a small hole in the universe

- Liu Qingge accidentally falls through it, and into the modern world

- Gets found by a group of friends who live together and thought he was just a cosplayer that had been caught out in the storm/left without transport

- Quickly figure out that's not the case when he does something like Fly on his sword/use qi

- Said Friend group adopts LQG as their newest friend and let him stay with 'em

- LQG is searching for a way back while simultaneously learning all the wonderful (and horrible) things about the modern world

- The difference between day 1 LQG and day 167 is like this the audio "I'm mister white Christmas, I'm high on crack"

#SVSSS #Scum Villain Self saving system #Liu Qingge #LQG ends up in the modern world #Crack AU #Scum Villain self saving system crack au #LQG gets adopted by a group of crackheaded friends #watch him as he slowly adapts to the modern world in the weirdest way #Xin Mo somehow did this lets be honest #Its Xin Mo's fault #Whether he wakes up in the modern world where PIDW or SVSSS is posted depends on you

[picory]

mr kim i need you to give me that url. pretty please

#last post is from 2022... #also has a website with with the same name. programming related #so even if i did somehow get in contact with him. he'd never give it to me. so sad #save me underscore save me__ #quacks

[cosmoboba]

#heart. heart why #why heart . #there are so many other characters why . #why him . #why did he have to be the one . #why is he your highest character obsession . #I think I need to be CHECKED for every disease he's given me . #blonde SOLDIER boy #blonde SOLDIER boy don't save me . #blonde SOLDIER boy you've ruined my life . #look bitch I just KNOW that mofo canonically taken someway somehow and if not someday he might . #I mean hey listen. hand to god no hate on Clerith nor CloTi those are some great/cute dynamics that I also ship . #but can I just confess my sins on this internet on how I . sometimes. SOMETIMES . get a bit jelly #they're like...phases mk . #they come n go . in n out of me . #BUT LIKE....WHEN I DO GET JEALOUS I LIKE....YANNO... #DJ SPIN THAT IM SERIOUS BY DAY6 SHIT #(good song btw I recommend if you like kpop. it's an angst one-sided song basically Clexis/Clomina theme LMFAO) #and no im not just referring to Cloubri as I'm typing this(well. kinda both since Aubri is technically a self projection too) #but I also do selfshipping too so. keep in mind of that . #YES. YES IM THAT MENTALLY FUCKED UP THIS IS WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR WHEN YOU HIT THAT FOLLOW BUTTON #but GOD Cloud Strife why do you hate me to the point you made me love you . #what is this curse you have casted upon my very existence you are a DANGEROUS fuckin man . #Cloud Strife I hate you #Cloud Strife I love you #Cloud Strife go fuck yourself I can't believe you did this to me/affection #Cloud Strife you can also fuck m-/JJJJ.....unle- #I'm not gonna survive through rebirth am I . #MOM GET MY FUNERAL READY I'M PRECISELY GOING TO DESEASE ON FEB 29TH 12 AM O CLOCK SHARP