#but that 'thank you' nearly killed me

[becca-e-barnes]

all i can think about is bucky literally BEGGING to eat your pussy. just on his knees, calling himself a needy slut, just looking up at you with puppy dog eyes while he just begs for your pussy on his mouth. ugh.

Men who are this into eating pussy have a special place reserved for them in Heaven. Hearing someone beg to go down on you is life changing when they know what they're doing 🙈

But you're so right, Bucky would be so willing to degrade himself like that just to be allowed to go down on you. He'd be on his knees, trying to ignore how full his balls feel, begging for you.

"P-please." His voice is so quiet you almost start to question if he said it intentionally. "I need to taste you. I can't think about anything else."

His cock twitches despite how heavy it looks, flushed and angry against the pale skin of his thighs.

"Really?" You tease, tilting his chin up with two fingers so he's looking at your face, rather than your body. "Tell me exactly what you're thinking. Describe it to me"

He doesn't miss a beat. "I'm thinking about how soft you are, how warm and silky your cunt feels under my tongue. I'm thinking about burying my tongue as deep inside you as I can reach and still wishing I could get deeper. I want to feel how wet you are but more than anything, I want to taste how wet you are. I want to dream about it for the rest of the week. Every time I stroke my cock I want to be able to remember how you taste."

Precum drips from his tip and you're not sure you can deny him much longer. Not when he's making it sound so appealing.

"Do you even hear yourself?" You do your very best to act like you don't love the sound of every word that has just come out of his mouth.

"I do. I sound like a shameless, filthy, desperate slut. The type of slut who wants to kiss and lick and worship your sweet pussy until you're so sensitive you have to force me to stop." His hand wanders between his own legs, tugging his stiff length to the mere thought.

He's not above begging and you know that. He'll draw this out as long as he needs to until he gets his way but there's very little sense in that when you want this just as much as he does.

"Lie on the bed." You give him time to make his way over before following, lining yourself up just above his face.

You take a second to smooth his hair, enjoying the feeling of his freshly shaved face against the sensitive insides of your thighs.

He's looking up at you, your eyes meeting his. "Thank you." The relief in his voice is clear right before he grasps your hips and pulls you down onto his mouth.

Fuck, he's incredible. This is the mouth you dream about when you're alone. His tongue massages your clit, stroking back and forth before dipping into your fluttering entrance. You swear he must feel what he's doing to you. You feel your cunt clenching and rippling, your muscles contracting in response to the pleasure and for a second you wonder if he can tell.

He's hungry for this; he has been for hours. He's moaning and slurping obscenely, his tongue buried in your cunt. You don't even need to look over your shoulder to know that he's alternating between fucking his own fist and gripping the base of his shaft tight enough to stop him from spilling his release all over himself too soon.

It's very hard to tell which of you enjoys this more.

#asks answered <3 #becca writes spice #anon #needy!bucky #bucky barnes x reader smut #sub!bucky #bucky barnes smut #subby!bucky #this should technically belong to the shs series #but it fit this prompt too well so I'm using it here #I make the rules 😇 #but that 'thank you' nearly killed me #I've noticed this week that my beige flag is that I get so frustrated when people make assumptions about my capacity #I hate when people say stuff like 'how's the new job? you must be really stressed' #or worse 'things must be getting on top of you' #like ??? #why would you assume I can't handle what I put on my own plate? #I know people mean well but it really bothers me

[datcravat]

Kimberly Street Fighter 6 makes my gay brain go brrr

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#street fighter #my art #sf6 #street fighter 6 #kimberly street fighter #kimberly #this drawing is totally different from all my others #it nearly killed me gahah #wanted to try a style out that really suited her so went insane with the colours and pop art style #not my best but I learned a lot from it #want to see what I can do with this in the future! #thank you

[six-of-cringe]

I think that one of the reasons why people misinterpret Wylan's character and arc, among others, is because they misinterpret the relationship between him and Kaz. This post has kind of mitosised off from the BFWP (Big Fucking Wylan Post) I'm writing because it's a bit of a different focus and constitutes its own post.

A lot of people talk about Wylan's character and development as though it's meant to match Kaz's - starting out as a nice kid who the city forces to become amoral, indifferent to violence, and well-versed in crime. These qualities are usually talked about with a weird reverence as an irrefutable symbol of "badassery", as though it's always a positive development for any character regardless of the story's narrative, which annoys me but is not the topic of this post. That's part of the BFWP's job.

Following Kaz's exact development is not the point of Wylan's character. The point is that Kaz and Wylan narrative foils - very similar in many ways, but with a fundamental difference that creates the "broken mirror" effect/shows how they could have turned out if they'd chosen differently. I think that difference is how they respond when they climb out of the harbor after their respective betrayals. Narratively, Ketterdam represents a very harsh system that presents the people struggling there with very few options. You can either choose to ditch decency, play by the Barrel's rules, and live, or you can hold on to decency and die.

When Kaz returns to the streets after Jordie's death, he chooses the first option. He copes with what happened through ideas of revenge, and to survive long enough to see it he quickly turns to thievery and violence. He thinks to himself after he robs a kid for money and food that it was much easier to survive when you've left decency behind. He survived through violence, creating the Dirtyhands persona around himself for protection.

When Wylan has to fend for himself, he choses the second option. He finds "honest work" at the tannery, where they exploit workers and expose them to toxins. He wonders if he'll live long enough to use his savings to leave the city, or if the chemicals would kill him first. He was smart enough to steal and survive, but he chose decency, and with it, he chose death. There are a number of reasons why he chose differently than Kaz despite their similarities - his older age and thus more developed moral code, having no one to avenge but himself when he believed himself worthless, his more privileged upbringing, and his relatively low drive to live. Alone, he would have died.

Then Kaz steps in. Kaz's role in all the crow's lives is that, intentionally or not, his ruthless rule of the Barrel creates a sort of haven that allows them to survive where they would have died had they stayed alone. Wylan is a really clear example of this, and though Kaz's intentions were at least partly self-serving, his involvement both kept Wylan from dying of exposure or street violence as well as prevented him from needing to do the more terrible things that it takes to survive in the Barrel. Throughout the books, we see Kaz kind of taking the brunt of enacting violence in Wylan's place - traumatizing Smeet's daughter, killing the clerk on the lighthouse. Wylan could get by making explosives in the workshop rather than having to shoot or stab or beat the life out of people. And at the end of the series, Kaz sees to it that he never will have to. Of course Wylan did bad stuff to survive when working with the Dregs, it's the Barrel. But the extent is greatly lessened because of Kaz's involvement.

Wylan's arc was never about becoming comfortable with violence, or becoming just like Kaz - the way people characterize him as some sort of ruthless murder mastermind is inaccurate and redundant with Kaz's character. He isn't nonchalant or celebratory about crime or death or violence by the end of the book. He doesn't HAVE to become like Kaz, because Kaz himself gave him the space to continue being decent, intentionally or otherwise. Understanding that dynamic is important to understanding what Wylan is like as a character and as a person. If you assume Wylan's trajectory is to become "Kaz 2.0", then you're going to mischaracterize him. I've seen posts about how Kaz was the Jordie that he didn't have to Wylan, and I think that makes a lot more sense. Because Kaz is willing to do the horrible things in his stead, Wylan has the third option otherwise impossible in the Barrel - maintaining his decency and surviving.

#Kaz really do expose ppl to the horrors of the world but simultaneously protect ppl from losing themselves to it #sorry guys. wylan likes math and puzzles and his friends he does not like crime. crime is an unfortunate byproduct of surviving #'we could wake them up' Mark my words you stupid quote i'm coming for YOU this week #does this make sense. does this post Sense??? #wylan nearly blows his cover just thinking about a terrible guy kaz killed in front of him. THIS is your ruthless killer?? lol #one thing about me. i like characters with Hope and Gumption. thank you wylan sixofcrows #wylan is a bitch but only when standing up for what he thinks is right. especially against kaz. GUMPTION. the GALL. #glad you didn't bite it in the cancer factory you funky little genius #this pairs nicely with my jesper analysis. he enacted violence but unlike wylan he Refuses to Think About It #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #six of crows #soc #tgt #soc meta #soc analysis #bfwp #crooked kingdom spoilers

[infearbutstillhere]

It was the day before Mahiru's birthday.

He and his mom were at the supermarket shopping for groceries. As they passed the bakery section, Mahiru saw a cake in the display fridge. It was just simple looking cheese cake with no frosting or toppings But it looked like it would taste good, and it was cheap! So he begged his mom to get this cake for his birthday. He probably didn't notice it then, but he remembered his mom looking sorry for a short moment before finally relenting.

When they finally reached the cashier, Mahiru was bouncing off his feet. He couldn't wait to have this cake on his birthday tomorrow! But then-

"Sorry ma'am, but I'm afraid there's not enough in your card."

Mahiru didn't fully understand how 'cards' worked for adults, but he knew what 'not enough' meant. Just as his mother was fretting over the payment, he took the cake away from the cashier.

"It's ok Mom. I can just put the cake back. We don't have to buy it."

It was the obvious choice. They needed everything else, the cake was just an extra expense. He tried to ignore the looks and whispers from the other shoppers as he made his way to the bakery section.

Suddenly, the cake was lifted out of his hands. "I'll pay for the cake."

Mahiru looked up to see who it was that offered to pay. It was a man who was standing behind them in line. He had white spiky hair and green eyes. He was super tall, probably taller than Uncle Tooru.

"O-oh! You don't have to do that, sir!" His mom quickly said to the tall man.

"It's fine. I'm not really buying much for myself. I can just pay for the cake." The tall man started rubbing his ear for some reason. When Mahiru looked at the the man's basket, it was filled with instant noodles and bottled water. Even so, the man still paid for his things and the cake as well. Mahiru thought that he would just leave after that.

Except that wasn't all he did. Not only did he pay for the cake, he also helped to bring the groceries back to their apartment. As it turned out, Arago-san (he later told them to call him that) was renting the apartment right next to theirs.

Mahiru had heard about guardian spirits sent by the deities. Maybe Arago-san was one, it would explain why he was so pale.

Suddenly, Mom got a call from work. She needed to help cover a shift for one of her coworkers. And Uncle Tooru was also busy with work. Koyuki and Ryuusei were also busy that whole day, though they didn't tell him why. Which means that Mahiru was going to be home alone the whole night.

Which was fine. Mahiru's a grown boy anywa-

"I can help accompany him for the night." Arago-san suddenly volunteered.

Mahiru looked at Arago-san with wide eyes. Not even the aunties that live next door would be able to make time to take care of him. And Arago-san was willing to do it even if they've only met that day?

"A-are you sure? I wouldn't want to trouble you anymore." His mom was concerned.

"Yeah, I'm sure. As long as you can make it for Mahiru's birthday tomorrow, right?"

That day, Mahiru saw his mom show the happiest smile he had ever seen.

"You are a saint, Arago-san."

That made Arago-san's entire face go red. "G-geez, you don't have to go that far. I'm sure anyone would've done the same," he stuttered out.

Mahiru's mom chuckled. "Oh, how modest. I'm sure your parents are proud of you."

That made Arago-san look a little sad suddenly, and he started rubbing his ear again. "Yeah, I'm sure they are...." He let out a small cough. "Anyways, don't worry about it."

"I just wanted to help. That's all."

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Mahiru was buying supplies at a local supermarket alongside Koyuki, Ryuusei and Sakuya for their school festival. They were waiting for their turn to pay as Sakuya was sharing another of his silly ghost stories (something about Hanako-san and how she lived at their school) and asking them how much of what he said was a lie. Just as Mahiru was about to smack Sakuya on the head,

"Sorry ma'am, but I'm afraid there's not enough in your card."

That caught Mahiru's attention and he turned to the front. The woman had a few groceries on the counter. To the side, her daughter seemed to be taking a set of colour pencils off the counter.

"It's ok Mama. I can put these back. We don't have to buy them."

Subconsciously, Mahiru stepped forward. "Wait, I can help pay for those."

The woman immediately interjected, "O-oh no, it's fine. You don't have to do that."

"I don't mind. I'm not buying much for myself. I can pay for the colour pencils."

Mahiru ignored the weird looks his friends were giving him as he paid for their supplies and the colour pencils. They bought quite a lot to prepare for the festival, but he was going to claim whatever amount of money he spent on the supplies from the class budget so it wasn't like he was lying.

After that, he helped the woman and her daughter to load the groceries into their car. "Oh, thank you. You really are an angel."

The comment made him blush, and he started rubbing his ear. "Don't worry about it. I just wanted to help. That's all."

As he and his friends walked back to Koyuki's house to organise their supplies, Sakuya suddenly piped up, "Hey Mahiru, why do you rub your ear at times?"

"Huh, seriously Sakuya? He's been doing that for years now!" Ryuusei shot Sakuya an incredulous look.

"I-I know that! It's just that I never thought to ask him why until now!"

"That is true, we've been seeing Mahiru doing it for years now, but I don't think we ever questioned it," Koyuki added.

All three of them stopped walking and looked at Mahiru hoping to get an answer. He just sighed and said, "It's not some grand story or anything. I just accidentally picked it up from one of my neighbours. You guys know him."

"Oh, you mean the gaijin from England?" Ryuusei asked as the four of them continued walking.

"Who...?"

"Don't you remember him Sakuya? He accompanied Mahiru while we were planning his birthday surprise."

"Uuummm... oh! Yeah, that's right Koyuki. Shit, I'm sorry Mahiru, for not being there for you when you were alone."

Mahiru sighed. "It's fine Sakuya. I know you guys were just trying to make my birthday more fun that year."

"Anyways, Arago-san helped to take care of me whenever Mom or Uncle Tooru was too busy for about a month before he had to go back to England to deal with something. Must've picked it up from him during that time."

Everyone hummed in agreement before Sakuya started speaking. "Y'know Mahiru. You could've met an angel."

"....Is this another one of your jokes, Sakuya?"

"Wait, wait, hear me out first! They say that each child is blessed with two guardian angels to guide them through life. When the child is going through hardship, one of them would appear to the child in a form that is most welcoming. The angel would help to care for the child until they believe the child is in a good situation and then leave to return to their post."

Everyone went silent at Sakuya's words. Mahiru thought about how Arago-san went beyond the kindness one would normally show a stranger. Maybe angel was a bet-

"Now who wants to guess how much of what I said was a lie?"

"Ow! Hey! Mahiru! You didn't need to hit me that hard!"

#servamp #arago #mahiru shirota #shirota mahiru #arago hunt #sakuya watanuki #watanuki sakuya #ryuusei #koyuki #this is the first time I have ever written a crossover #I sincerely hope I did all these characters justice #shout out to yarrayora for introducing the servamp and arago manga to me and showing there different ways to enjoy media #“wait if arago and servamp share a universe then what about-” #shush that is something I will think about later #I just think Mahiru deserves an adult from his chldhood that either a) didn't look down on him for being a single mom's child #or b) will not go on to lie to him and/or nearly get him killed #If you've read thus far #thank you for taking your time to read this #servamp x arago #crossover

[popiellart]

oooooh so! for fic recs! I would ask for Dead Three fic recs for BG3 but I think we have read all the same things so Tyranny!!!

Anything with lush prose and Bleden Mark.

And anything with my fav problematic beastwife Kills-In-Shadow :D

i was under the impression i will be easily able to recommend tyranny fics - and then i remembered most of what i read was in russian OTL

from english ones, I really liked the Bleden Mark & Fatebinder It's A Hundred Thousand Miles Off, Coming Closer Every Day by ialpiriel and Ad Coleum by Nebulad, both short and sweet and dialogue-heavy, which I enjoy

there's absolutely nothing in english that's Killsy-centric which i consider a crime and a personal attack (she's the ideal woman. you may not like it, but that's what female peak performance looks like)

i would shamelessly rec my fics - if i ever finished and posted them

#thank you for this ask. i got hit with a wave of nostalgia that nearly killed me #i promised myself if i successfully defend my engineering thesis i will replay tyranny and write some fics and art some art for it #as a reward #i've been thinking abt it recently (tho i'm often thinking abt it bc its one of my fav games ever) #abt how much some of the themes in bg3 reminded me of some themes in tyranny #specifically on a durge run. if you know you know #i will say shit like 'manva with her whole conduit of energy theme would make a banger kyros-aligned fatebinder' and not elaborare #also lae'zel is killsy-coded #which might explain why i love her so #as an aside #if ur in a mood for a whole-ass novel u should read 'his own medicine'. a nerat-centric post-game AU written by a friend #always here to eagerly shill for my friends :3

[sezja]

My dentist's receptionist fucking loves me

#my dentist needed to reschedule and i took the first date she offered #and she just 'thank you for being just the most awesome patient' #TO BE FAIR. this receptionist is at least half of why i stuck with this dentist even after he moved across town #she's the one who just very gently 'but it was bad enough for you to call us' #when i was trying to downplay how bad my tooth pain was because i didn't think it was anything serious (it was) #i nearly started crying when she said it #alice i'd kill god for you just saying #(she has also squeeeeezed me into tiny little windows of time when i was anxious after my crohn's had me throwing up a lot #when i was worried about what it might be doing to my teeth/enamel) #(be nice to receptionists or i'll eat your face) #this dentist office (and the surgeon they partner with) has brought my teeth back from the brink of total annihilation and frankly. #i would kill or die for any one of them.

[softlymaximoff]

Honestly tumblr’s been both a blessing and a curse cause like- fuck you’s all that made me feel isolated but also I love my new little hopefully considered friend group

#pls ignore #pls I promise you am trying every day to be enough for yous all #wasn’t enough for the previous lil circle and it nearly killed me #ilysm #thank you for putting up with me #witchy talks #witchys late nights

[studyblr-perhaps]

Send this to anyone you like and ask them to share their most embarrassing/funny moments.

Ah lmao recently I was talking to my friends after our exams ended, and we were walking on this path lined with palm trees. Now cutting through that path is a connecting shortcut passage of two academic blocks. It was like 4pm so I was not worried about anyone except students being around. And my gay friend was being thirsty on main as usual and I said, very loudly, “men are shit at fucking” the moment one of our profs walked past us through the shortcut passage.

Although I don’t think my prof heard us it’s still one of my most embarrassing moments from uni.

#a crow also nearly swooped right on my head RIGHT after that and I dramatically asked it to kill me #so yeah fun stuff #Misa talks #ask #thank you for the ask! #the worst part is he smiled and nodded at us as if he really heard it lmao #he was probably just being nice and greeting but it was hilarious #and now my friends have saved my phone number as ‘men are shit at fucking’ #but tbf my friends’s name on my phone is also ‘this bitch’ so I guess it checks out

[ahollowgrave]

Dandy Lions

“I wanna show you something,” says None as they lightly kicked the sole of your boot. It is a touch you can tolerate and you know it to be affectionate. For None, at least.  You rise with a little grunt and brush the dirt from your backside. Riding and walking through the Shroud has left you terribly sore. So sore you think your brain is inventing new muscles to strain. None waits patiently for you all the same.  None is very patient. You love them for it. 

They say nothing else, merely tip their head in the direction they want to move. You follow. The chocobos and Rou lift their heads as you leave the camp but None doesn’t stop to gather them so you don’t either. It is not far. You’re pleased with your faith in None and then guilty for feeling pleased and then puzzled over your guilt.

It all leaves you when you step into the clearing.

A sea of dandelions. Spots of brilliant yellow among puffballs and empty stalks, seeds already freed into the breeze. 

You are laughing. You make no move to muffle it - None doesn’t like it. Besides, who will the sound upset out here? - and it pours from your open mouth in a great gush of sound. Like how you imagine a river empties into the ocean.

(It’s an ugly laugh, you know. None says the joy in it makes up for it. You’re not sure you believe them.)

You crouch down at the edge of the meadow watching as the wind whips through it. Gathers up fluff that floats gently despite the winds rushing. You wonder how it feels to be gentle when the world around you is not. You wonder if that thought is too deep for dandelion fluff floating through the air. You decided you don’t care. You vow to be more like the seeds.

None joins you - they do not have to crouch, they simply stand beside you.

“If you make a wish and blow all the seeds off it’ll come true.” Their tone suggests this is something for children but something you might be interested in.

You feel embarrassed that you did not know about it and embarrassed that you are curious.

“Any wish?” you ask.

From the edge of your vision, you see None shrug.  A not-answer. None loves to give not-answers. You love them for this, too. 

Before you is a round puffball with all its seeds still attached. You reach for it and pause. 

“I don’t want to kill it.”

“It will die anyway.”

You grunt in reply. None grunts back. It makes you smile because it feels like an inside joke. You do not have many of those with people.

You pluck the dandelion and bring it even with your face and you wish. You wish for… Oh… Hm. You did not think of a wish. None moves away, to give your privacy. They are very big on privacy. 

You consider as you give the stem a slow spin between your fingers.

You decide on a wish and you blow, sending it out into the air and you watch as the wind takes it.

“Don’t tell me,” None says as you turn to them, “It’ll ruin it.”

“Why?”

“That kind of magic works best in secret. Shy.”

The idea of magic being shy is charming to you and another laugh bubbles up, overflowing like a kettle left on the heat. None almost smiles. You hate your laugh a little less. 

You and None spend a few hours there. Your race each other through the meadow; to help scatter the seeds, None says. They are not fair races for None is incredibly fleet-footed.

Together you braid the yellow ones into crowns for each other. None wears theirs around their hat. You know it to be an indulgence and your heart is filled.

The next morning when you and None pass back through the meadow, this time with your birds and your sheep and all your gear, there are hundreds of new puff balls and bright yellow spots proud as can be.

Your laugh echoes, the star joining in on your joy. 

#Odette & None #None #FFXIV RP #None and Odette are very important 2 me #Their relationship is very niece x aunt #None would kill for Odette and Odette will cry for None !!!! #this is nearly two pages so thank you if you take the time to read it all!! #I've been struggling lately and this is my attempt at clawing out of that pit #if you're down here with me I'll lower a rope <3 #pigeon writing

[miradorjake]

PLEASE HELP ME???

#SAM NEARLY CRACKING UP IS KILLING MEIDNFNDND #but also. show me jake pls and thank you 🧍🏻‍♀️ #danny wagner #sam kiszka

[mars-ipan]

ok i’m abt to go to bed i promise but i do need one more little tag ramble

#marzi speaks #goodnight tumblr #OK. so i took a shower before bed tonight. as ya do #and bc i’ve been reading go fanfic and getting emotional all day #i decided i’d play my love song playlist as bg music #i’m hanging out. washing my hair etc #suddenly. she’s an angel by they might be giants #i go from casual brain association hanging out to Emotional Wreck almost immediately #it’s such a sweet song. it’s so sappy. it’s so perfect for them #song ends. i’m like ok ok. that was sweet but it’s new song time #what comes on? LOVEFOOL. BY. THE FUCKING. CARDIGANS #the way my voice nearly BROKE as i (quietly bc it was late) sang ‘what i could have done in another way to make you stay’ #it was insane. the control i had to not start crying #scary part is that playlist has linger from the cranberries on it. thank fucking GOD it didn’t triple kill me #it already got that 1-2 punch. it easily coulda taken me out #but it didn’t. it moved on to something else #but oh my GODDDD the rush of emotion was insane #dude hyperfixation feelings plus hormonal clock feelings are fucking crazyyyyy #i go from ‘i love my friends so muchhhhhhh’ to ‘they love each other so muchhhhhh’ to ‘THEY’RE STUPID TO EACH OTHER SO MUCHHHHHHHH’ #it is funny tho. can’t complain abt that #still tho i like. felt my heart pang in my chest as that music hit me. i physically felt my heartstrings get tugged

[taegularities]

love you 🥺🤍

#just wanted to say that i feel so bad!! #i'm so sorry for being so slow w msgs friends #like i keep wanting to sit down and go through them but i find nearly no time to even breathe until right before going to sleep #but i also want to say thank you for all the sweet messages regarding my writing or my blog or us all in general #and for trusting me with your long vents and personal feelings and ty that you ask for advice 🥺 and all the amc asks and feedback #pls know i appreciate you so much and am not ignoring you.. will get to everything!! #just pray that this job and my uni dont kill me lol #and am also working v diligently and hard on cmi11 and i think it wont take toooo long!!! 🥳 #in any case i love you and pls dont stop sending msgs they REALLY make my gloomy n tiring days SO much brighter and make me smile 🥺 #and wait for me pls.. okay? :') love you more than the stars <3333

[saucynadles-arts]

DANCING ☆ SAMURAI

#gakupo kamui #kamui gakupo #gakupo #gakupo vocaloid #vocaloid #HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE VOCALOID OF ALL TIME #I drew this like 3 weeks ago but ive been holding onto it for his birthday that i only recently found out abt lol #love how this turned out. the fan nearly killed me but i figured it out #thank you clip studio asset store for my life #also the sketch for this was a waist up pic but then i was like.actually i dont want to draw all of that so i cropped it <3

[cliveguy]

this uni is fucking me around so bad im about to become the joker

#um.txt #i call and say hey my certificate is going to be coming late is this a problem and they say no its fine just send your diploma supplement #so i say ok. then they say well thats fine for a transcript but where's your certificate and i say. well it's delayed. #and they say ok can u get this letter from ur uni. and i say that's nearly impossible bc they dont do those but ok. #then i send the letter and they say no we dont accept those. where's your certificate. #and i say its delayed. you told me to send this. so they say ok. can you get your diploma supplement stamped and signed. #so i say ok. and i do that. then i upload it to the site. and three days of waiting for them to process it later they say thanks #for uploading your transcript! where is your certificate? #LIKE THE DEADLINE IS IN 2 WEEKS IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE FOR REAL. #call them up. 11:30. hi our phones are closed now youre calling out of hours. they're open 10am - 12pm. #ive already possibly missed getting guaranteed accommodation because of this and if it keeps going i wont get in #AND i probably wont get my fucking deposit back.

[vcrnons]

Top 5 favourite Vernon eras?

ask me my top five anything !

( @ikigaisvt asked me the same thing [ wondering about your top five vernon era 🤲-sammy <3 ] whehjgrghsdjg i love u guys. i am smushing these together just so i don't post the same thing twice <33 ) ( all of this is retroactive becauseee fml was my first svt cb so i wasn't around for any of these but i have consumed an ungodly amount of content so i can reasonably confidently make this decision )

FEAR.

home;run

don't wanna cry (look. blond vernon can just be so deeply personal, okay)

black eye

hot

#💌 - mailbox. #💌 - ask games. #❤️‍🔥 - moots. #hi rj<3 #hi sammy<3 #THIS WAS ACTUALLY WAY HARDER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE. #ready to love era vernon is sooooo up there with all these. so is rock with you. if i could've said all of the eras. i would've. #fuck #whehgfdgf i am so very in love with him #nobody asked by dwc is especially personal bc i watched their killing voice VERY early on into listening to their music #i mean literally within the first like. week. lmao because i wanted to get a feel for their title tracks and bigger songs ig. but anyway #atp i had just barely gotten their names straight and i did not even nearly have their voices figured out yet. #so when they started dwc and i realised it was vernon singing that first part?? OOF. y'all i fucking WHIMPERED. OUT LOUD. #(ok so basically my bestie who is also a dolly introduced me to svt JUST as the black eye promos were dropping) #(and bc of that like. i knew vernon existed. i thought he was cute as hell and i knew he was a rapper and that he had a song coming out) #(but i didn't really know a lot about him beyond that? i was told he was in the hiphop team and thought 'neat. sounds like my type of guy') #so KV was the first time i was like oh FUCK this guy??? can SING???????? like S I N G?????? it felt like being hit with a slab of concrete #so then i ended up watching the mv eight thousand times and all of the live performances and descended into madness very very quickly #aaaaaaand there's a bunch of messily presented context for anyone who was interested lmao thank u for listening BYE<3

[marshmellowtea]

*gently gives you newly vampire actor*

NEWLY VAMPIRE ACTOR 😭

oh this is a DELIGHTFUL concept for both angst and fluff reasons (unsurprisingly, knowing me, that's where my brain goes ahglkjsdg). i'm such a sucker for characters with fangs, vampire or not, and i'm just thinking about actor poking at his nearly acquired fangs uncertainly, worried that about them ruining his appearance, while y/n has to assure him that he's still very adorable (maybe moreso depending on how much of a monsterlover your y/n is fhdklJLKDF)

and of course there's the matter of being turned itself, whether it was a betrayal by someone he trusted, or a matter of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.........maybe vampire!y/n turned him after years of begging........who knows, the possibilities are endless, but the aftermath of it is fun to think about (especially if it's something that was unexpected, because then there's the angst of him and y/n [presumably they're there idk though] having to deal with the fallout......ohogadosgndso)

and god. him trying to hunt for blood for the first time is a very fun concept for me cuz while i'm sure he's charming enough to draw in victims i love the idea of him montage-ing through different victims and choosing not to bleed them dry for different reasons, some of them for angsty reasons like they remind him too much of people he loves (or people he's hurt and feels regret for.......) to funny reasons like he just. gets so annoyed with them that he leaves and forgets he was supposed to drink from them cuz he wanted to get away from them quickly but an annoying person would've been the perfect person to drink from relatively guilt-free DAMMIT—

depending on whether this is post-wkm who's already immortal and just now has vampire shit to deal with or a mark who was human and is confused and/or HORRIFIED to have vampire shit to deal with my headcanons are gonna be different so just lemme know if there's something specific you want me to focus on but.......yeah. i love him omfg 🥺

#also thank you <3 i did get off tumblr for a sec but i appreciate this ask #i don't do nearly enough with vampires which is ironic since my grandpa on my mom's side was literally romanian HALKJFDKLS #my mom. literally will not let me forget it #markiplier #who killed markiplier #actor mark #marshy gets asks #red-pillpop #(also. uh. baby vampire actor being fed via blood bag.......) #(cries screams etc) #(i feel like one of my friends has talked to me more in depth about vampires and agere for a different fandom and that's kinda lived in the #back of my head since then even though i didn't really focus too much on it. like i said i don't focus enough on vampires okay #.....but i didn't want to put that in the main post lol) #anyway yeah. hrhrhgngnasgn 🥺