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[cliveguy]

#um.txt #homer (fujoshi) is really good #also why is moshfegh in this 😭😭 really random choice

[tendergore]

i’m watching the movie where hugh dancy jerks off every woman in a five-mile radius in the 1800s

i forgot how pronounced his accent is

#um.txt #it’s hilarious by the way

[cliveguy]

i love dread in a story i love hurtling towards something terrible and wanting to stop but the only way to find out what happens is to keep getting closer to it

#um.txt #posts that are undermined by being about *. WELL THE DREAD IS REALLY GOOD.

[cliveguy]

funniest tumblr ageing userbase symptom is definitely the food posts... We really went from pizza being the most popular food to mention in posts to vegetable soups and stews

reblogs are off because i don't want terf stink on my posts

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[cliveguy]

wine drunk: the world is beautiful human connection is infinite it's time to turn my life around

spirits drunk: time to fuck

beer drunk: i have to pee in the forest

#um.txt #wine drunk in case you couldn't tell

[cliveguy]

marvel's fall from grace is insane 5 years ago the latest marvel movie would be THE thing on the dash and at least 3 memes would come out of it and yet the most recent thor film, directed by a man half of the website is currently annoying about, came out today and it isn't even trending on here. the previous thor film was inescapable for months when it came out. ace attorney is trending rn.

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[cliveguy]

new genre of person just dropped

#um.txt #HELLO?

[cliveguy]

i love this website. is this 70s mafia film problematic? is katya a girlboss? is andrey good queer representation?

#um.txt #goncharov

[cliveguy]

this is a terrible way to run a website but like to the point where im just fascinated

reblogs turned off because you people are deeply annoying

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[cliveguy]

how is he so good at this

#um.txt #SORRY TO KEEP POSTING THESE. but theyre really good.

[cliveguy]

YOU

#um.txt #succession #I KNEW HE WAS GOING YO DIE ON A PLANE AND IM STILL SHOCKED.

[cliveguy]

DIVORCE ALERT

#um.txt #succession #im so excited the trailer was so drama..

[cliveguy]

"this is the autism site!!!!!" "why are there so many loser virgin freaks on this site who didn't fuck as a teenager and don't enjoy going clubbing"

#um.txt #ITS SO FUNNY. guys #we arent teenagers why are we getting superiority complexes about fucking and clubbing...

[cliveguy]

in hindsight 2021 spnblr drama is unbeatable. there was a full on war between sam girls and everyone else. people destroyed in the gay dean trenches just for being there. people cancelled over paying stupid amounts of money to go cons. people cancelled for being mean to congoers. baby jack is ableist. sam is a woman. actually dean is the woman because he's always in that kitchen. is cockles unethical even if misha collins endorses it. transmasc dean is setting a bad example to trans men because they'll think violence is the answer. destiel as jack's dads is heteronormative.

#um.txt #spnposting

[cliveguy]

there is nobody on this site more passionate than a neil gaiman reply guy. he responds to one ask with mild disapproval and suddenly here comes the-kinky-slytherin-geek extending their deepest apologies to mr gaiman on behalf of the entire website and also the lgbt community

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[cliveguy]

supernatural ending with each of the main characters' personal hell is so insane to me. cas is taken out of the story and forgotten. dean is stuck in a manufactured heaven with his dad. sam has to live a long normal life without any contact with people he loves. it started and ended a horror story.

#um.txt #spnposting #sorry i kind of love it i love bad endings..