#but she's my wife

[escapedaudios]

I'm a firm believer in shutting down parasocial illusions by simply being yourself, it's one of the reasons I periodically remind my fandom that my main two hobbies are loving my wife and grabbing strange creatures.

#I need to stop calling her my wife #We aren't even married yet #But she's my wife

[welcometohomeworld]

I was not a fan of White diamond, but I really like ExW

I'm glad you like her :>

BUT- * angry pose *

She's my wife, anon >:( so don't try anything 🔫

#>:( don't touch mah wife #me #she doesn't know yet #but she's my wife

[suiheisen]

studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.

#i'm sorry but unnnnffffffffffff. Hot. my humongous chicken-lizard wife <33333333 #she's so majestic.... #like. i get it shuro and marcille. #also that is my favourite page of the manga #watch as tumblr tags this mature content for chimera boobs. i'm always getting kinkshamed on this site... #anyway. this too is yuri. climbing her like a tree. #this episode coming out on lesbian visibility week... the universe knows what i need #falin touden #marcille donato #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #anime #manga #spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #blood tw #long post #lesbian #dunmeshi spoilers

[tortol]

i really think rose quartz is the voice of our times she was suicidal she was bisexual she was a libra she was fat she was horny all the time she was pink she went to war against herself she fumbles people who demand emotional intimacy from her she has a very loose grip on reality she loves everything and hates herself she somehow has mommy issues despite belonging to a species where mothers do not exist her boobs are self-made she was into soundcloud rappers she has committed identity theft and a hundred other war crimes she has several pet lions one of which is a zombie and she couldn’t break out of herself. peace and love on planet girl

#i love her my wife #so intensely #she’s also me #steven universe #rose quartz

[beebfreeb]

(it's like kisses to them)

Drawing of my regular laptop who is so normal!

#My beautiful wife she loves nail polish and stickers and tape so muchhhh #And um. Doesn't. Doesn't have functional hinges. #beebfreeb art tag #robot #object head #objectum

[ridaine]

A serious misunderstanding took place, but they're getting married now so it all worked out?

#wlw art #sapphic art #lesbian art #fantasy wlw #lesbians #knight x dragon #comic #doodle #ft. Cerylune #She's my wife and the hot knight #it's a very easy misunderstanding to make your honor- #Rida #Ridaine #Cery #Cerylune #gayass art with my gayass wife #dragon girl

[davinaclare]

BRIANA CUOCO as JENNY GREEN in DEAD BOY DETECTIVES (2024-)

#dbdedit #dead boy detectives #deadboydetectivesedit #dcedit #tvedit #tvgifs #televisongifs #netflixedit #jenny green #briana cuoco #* #she's my wife #i just found out she's kaley cuoco's sister lmao #1000 #3000

[kingzombear]

*SHAKES HER AROUND IN MY TEETH LIKE A CHEWTOY*

horrid pissed-off little jester creetur <3

#shes my wife btw if u didnt know <3 #I have some ragapom angst in mind HOOOOOO #tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc fanart #tadc ep 2 #tadc episode 2 #tadc pomni #pomni #the amazing digital circus pomni #bear king draws

[kaiju-krew]

monarch made him merch

#spending millions of taxpayer dollars on making goji merch of his wife to keep him happy enough until she returns is a good idea trust me #didnt miss her at all btw #nuh uh #godzilla #mothra #mosugoji #mothzilla #kaiju #my art

[bubblingsteam]

dilf twink and his drop dead gorgeous wife (+their daughters). Also they're t4t its canon kui told me herself

#I'm so invested in their relationship its not even funny #the divorced couple ever #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #chilchuck's wife #meijack #flertom #puckpatty #did you know they were childhood friends...?...? #KUI WHATS SHE LIKE #TELL ME MORE ABOUT THEM PLEASE #pLEASE #chilchuck is so hard to draw btw #and for what #my art

[urmuminnitt]

she did this for me actually

#she is my wife. no discussion. we’re married #sarah snook #shiv roy #shiobhan roy #succession #i’m so so so so gay about her

[cryptcoop]

You're the best, Moira !

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #moira #moira o'deorain #sigma #siebren de kuiper #i like to think she has to hold his hand otherwise he'll float away #you can thank my wife for this because they basically gave me the idea #this is not ship art but i dont really care if you see it that way #CRYPTCOOP ART

[morebird]

Cross me again, and I will end you.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 fanart #minthara #minthara baenre #bg3 minthara #fanart #I had to draw my scary wife again #this time with blood on her face #and looking at me like she wants to kills me 😍

[vainvaiheart]

behind every sandy man is a woman rooting for his downfall

#do ants have integrity #sir crocodile #nico robin #one piece #I fucking LOVED the alabasta arc #crocodile simultaneously one of the stupidest and smartest villains #dude managed to successfully create a coup in a country that couldn’t be successfully avoided #but also he falls for telephone scams #I want to kiss him on the mouth #also NICO ROBIN MY BELOVED #SHES SO BADASS #wife for sure #she’s so dramatic #that entrance on the stairs? #SERVE

[strawberrylind]

very recently got into columbo and i gotta say i love this mousey guy

#columbo #he’s silly.. #my wife.. she loves cheese. now .. gee.. with one of these contraptions-though….you gotta be mighty delicate- yeah? #mouse might lose a paw in one of these…

[gerrysbadlydyedhair]

hot girls in your area who question the horrors' literacy skills

#i love my loser girlfailure wife #she's so funny #i knew she would suck at this im saying this in the most affectionate way possible #CAN HE READ #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 10 #tmagp fanart #gwen bouchard #gwendolyn bouchard #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp vague