#but not my body XD

[echoalias]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eivor/Randvi (Assassin's Creed) Characters: Randvi (Assassin's Creed), Eivor (Assassin's Creed), Sunniva (Assassin's Creed), Norvid (Assassin's Creed), Kassandra (Assassin's Creed), Birna (Assassin's Creed), Soma (Assassin's Creed), Alvis (Assassin's Creed), Holger (Assassin's Creed) Additional Tags: totally ooc, BBC Gladiators AU, with mention of one of them just to make a funny, basically an excuse to make Randvi and Eivor rough and tumble a bit XD, Crack, Meet-Cute, Fluff Summary:

Modern day, BBC Gladiators AU

Wherein Randvi applies to go on the show (in mitigating circumstances), and then gets more than she bargained for.

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I did a thing.

Inspiration does come from the weirdest of places, sometimes!

#randivor #eivor/randvi #randvi/eivor #acv fic #cant remember how else I normally tag these it's been so long XD #but fer real this silly Saturday night show has taken over my brain #but not my body XD #want to be Gladiator cool #like cake too much XD

[factual-fantasy]

ITS FINALLY DONE!! :DD

I started this comic back at the start of April, back when I made this other comic! It took an unfortunate amount of time to complete thanks to my condition.. but that's ok! All the lovely responses from the last comic kept me motivated! XDD (Thank you everyone!!🥰💞💞)

This time around I went with a more serious tone and put a bit more story in there! :00 With this comic I wanted to experiment with Bonnie and Gloria's relationship. And more importantly, Gloria as a character.

I've thought of her as the groups leader, some may even say she's a mother of sorts. She is always so calm in the face of danger.. She always knows exactly what to do and she does it perfectly. How is she so strong? How does she deal with the stress of it all?? Does she even feel stressed to begin with?? Well as its turns out.. she kind'a doesn't feel anything at all.. and she wishes she was stronger..

#do not tag as ship! #pokemon scarlet and violet #gardevior #ampharos #gengar #kricketot #sylveon #meowscarada #my ocs #pokemon #tw injury #tw body gore #this comic was a great big experiment XDD #experimenting with the colorful emotions.. #trying to keep all the pokemon on model- #dialogue.. body language.. #I think all the things I was experimenting with came out pretty good! :} #Also with the relationship I've build for Grim and V up to this point- #it was fun to draw all the body language between them in the background XD

[zu-is-here]

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#zu art #comic #post dark cream #cross!sans #dream!sans #ink!sans #aim!sans #undertale #undertale au #utmv #Ink: *removes Broomie with one hand while holding Aim with the other one* #my brain: (ah) Girl Look At That Body (ah) ♪ xd #phew I finally finished it :'D #gotta zzz— have a good night or day everyone!╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

[theladyyavilee]

you all know the drill, corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures 🤣🤣🤣

#9-1-1 #911 spoilers #eddie diaz #buddie #(yes this goes in the tag because I am OBSESSED with the way eddie's entire body language changes at the revelation that buck is single #again like HELLO AND WHAT THE FUCK I know everyone has been freaking out over it but I am very much still stuck in this single frame) #because funstuff #I'm sorry this is not my best work but I couldn't stop thinking about this every since I first saw eddie's face like that last night and #this meme immediately popped into my head #I just had to wait until now to actually grab screenshots xD

[artsy-imogen]

✩ based on that one scene ✨

#tried drawing the real face he did #but it was too much for me xD #I can only handle so much body horror lol #so have this ✨✨ #adventure time #adventure time fanart #fionna and cake #fionna and cake fanart #the scarab #scarab fanart #scarab the god auditor #human scarab #tw body horror #tw mouth horror #my art #my art 🍰

[sinclairenthusiast]

breakthrough

#lobotomy corporation #library of ruina #angela lor #project moon #ill be continuing to post my pjmoon art in spite of the controversy just always remember to engage with media critically xd #light body horror

[theslyvoid9]

First snow of the year holiday gift to @canadiankakashi for @mcytblrholidayexchange ! hope you enjoy!!

bonus lineart + some etho concept doodles bc i like em

#body horror #anyway i tried to combine a few of the things you mentioned liking so i hope i got it right sdfjndsjkfn #also i am now just rotating this partially mutated etho in my head forever xD #ethoslab #hermitcraft #hermitblr #void art

[alukaforyou]

i got a new kitty last week his name is crunchy and he is so so so small. creamy looks huge next to him, and shes barely 6lbs. he is soooo affectionate and sweet and wants to be held at all times and will follow you everywhere and he is SO hungry all the time, and meows his little head off constantly.

#i love himb sm hes sort of bald on his body LOL while creamy has a full thick luxurious wavy coat #he is so fcking tiny and skinny for 4 months #creamy was twice his size at 4 months she was around 4lbs he is 2 TWO POUNDS BRO #we have been feeding #him around the clock to fatten him up bit #he will lick u and make biscuits creamy doesnt do either xD #and he is so loud and talkative a tru devon rex #creams is more like a regular cat lol reserved and aloof #anyways my babies #이 지랄같은 인생

[arkaix]

Trying to figure out how I want to draw this mfer's head

#lankmann #pastra #pastraspec #doai lankmann #his sprites constantly change: the shoulders the head shape the number of teeth #it's an actual nightmare for consistency lmao #also his body shape is different in the model sheet so even more inconsistency yeaaa XD #my art

[omaano]

Without warning, the creature bites down hard onto his index finger, and Boba grinds his molars together to keep from reacting. “I leave you for two minutes,” Fennec sighs from across the room. “Thirty-two,” Boba replies evenly through gritted teeth. “Same difference.” “We’re bonding.” “I can see that. Going well, is it?”

OR: What's a Daimyo to do, when presented an Eevee?

I am so so happy that @saltsprite commissioned me to do this pair of drawings for their fic curiouser and curiouser - which is an absolute delight and I cannot recommend it enough! Boba getting fierce little Baya to love on, and be lovingly bullied by to take better care of himself is the most precious thing ever and you definitely need it in your life too!

#boba fett #tbobf fanart #tbobf #star wars fanart #eevee #pokemon #pokemon eevee #sylveon #star wars #my art #I've always wanted to draw some pokemon I'm so glad I got the excuse!!! #and Baya is the sweetest little creature aaa Q^Q #commission art #the book of boba fett #fanart #sw fanart #I learned so much about the bits and pieces of Boba's armor ohmygod I'll never be able to draw it the same twice XD #fun fact I just noticed that his gloves are the same as Din's it's just less obcious since the colour of the end of the fingers #and main body of the glove are a lot closer than in Din's case #thought I might share - that realization near blew my mind lol

[cuubism]

I’m BEGGING for more “retired!Dream opens up a weird magic fey bookshop” au. Its so intriguing!

you are in luck. i wrote more

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"So," Hob says, leaning in the doorway of Dream's study-of-sorts, "much as I love the recommendations, do you mind if I browse?"

He's taken, recently, to meeting Dream on the upper floor of the shop, bringing coffee and watching Dream label and sort his new books in incomprehensible categories. He usually gets some interesting book facts out of it, too, or strange little stories -- "this book washed up on the Sardinian shore some years ago", "this was signed by a long-dead author, I've been curious to see how long it will take for a collector to find it," "an old man bestowed this upon me on the eve of his death, it's the only copy in existence" and so on -- not to mention the pleasure of Dream's company. He is so odd, and so engaging.

Dream looks up at him now with a tiny smile that crinkles the corner of his eyes. "Of course. Find whatever you wish."

Hob has been wondering if Dream's serendipitous knack with books will extend to browsing, to random finds. Only one way to know.

He leaves Dream to his labeling and goes to wander the shop.

This time, he does get swallowed in Oneiromancy, where he finds Sleeping Worlds, a book about dream travel. Then he wanders deeper into the shop, passes categories like, "Cat Training," CLOCKS, "Mathematics: Easy -> Impossible", and, "♾". Of course he goes into Infinity, and picks up The Birth of Numbers, a book whose text starts in the center of the page and spirals outwards, font growing larger as the book goes on, and in another section called "Romance: DIFFICULT LEVEL" -- whatever the hell difficult means -- he picks up a tiny book that's just one line, one syllable on each page.

I

on

ly

want

ed

you

to

see.

God, Dream's shop is weird.

Dream finds him there some time later, deep in Sleeping Worlds. "I see you've had a productive day."

"Yeah, sorry, lost track of time."

Dream keeps looking at him with a little smirk.

Worry darts through Hob's stomach. "Wait, what time is it?"

"Midnight," says Dream, with satisfaction. "I've absorbed you."

Yeah, no kidding. Hob scrambles to his feet. "Jesus, Dream, sorry. I'll get out of your hair."

"No matter. This is what The Library is for."

Hob goes to hand him the books, and he waves a hand. "Keep them, I will get them back eventually."

Ominous. Great.

"Gonna break into my house and retrieve them?" Hob asks. He probably wouldn't even mind, to be honest.

"Nothing so alarming." He gestures Hob forward, and Hob follows, lets Dream walk him out.

It is, indeed, pitch dark outside on their shared street. Hob's supposed to open the cafe at 6. Whoops.

"Thanks for the books, Dream," he says. "And for. Ten hours of distraction, apparently."

Dream leans in the narrow doorway of his shop. "Of course. Come browse... anytime."

And he melts back into the shadows as Hob steps down onto the street.

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Hob wonders if he's an idiot for wanting to ask Dream out. Dream is clearly some kind of other thing, and hanging around him did kind of get Hob cursed. But the way he bites his lip when he's making notes in books is so cute. His unerring ability to make perfect book selections is both strange and endearing -- even the books Hob had picked up on his own had been exactly what he hadn't known he was looking for. Hob's heart picks up every time he steps into the cafe.

But if he's to ask out Dream, his own personal weird bookshop creature, he has to do it right.

And he knows how.

The next time Dream comes in for coffee, Hob sits down across from him and hands him a book. Dream looks at it in surprise, and Hob has the sudden thought that as the all-powerful selector of tomes, he probably isn't gifted books himself.

The book is called, Broken Hands. Hob had pulled it off his own shelf. Dream doesn't ask him what it is, instead he flips open the cover and reads, as Hob had hoped he would.

The first page of Broken Hands has the following paragraph:

Kissing her hand, he came to know himself. Kissing her mouth, he came to know them both. When they went onward, for now only in his mind, he kissed more of her, and more, and more, and then, he knew her. He wanted to know her.

Dream reads it, and looks back up at him. Offers a tiny smile. Yes, Hob knew he would get it.

"You have something you would like to ask me, Hob Gadling?" he says softly.

"You have something you want to answer?"

Dream takes a long sip of his coffee, but looks at Hob over the rim of the mug, a smile in his eyes. Then he swipes away the milk foam from his upper lip with his tongue and says, "I'd say that you are very foolish, to still wish to associate with someone who did, in a sense, get you cursed. But that I find myself grateful for this foolishness. People do often come back to the library, once they find it-- but they don't often come back for me."

It makes Hob sad to imagine--Dream the perennial custodian of The Library, shepherd of its patrons, gifting small touches of coincidence and magic, but always in the background, a bridge and not a destination. Meanwhile, Hob likes the strange books, but it's Dream he keeps wanting to hover around, to lure back into his own space.

He dares to take Dream's hand and squeezes. "...So?"

"I'd say that I'd like to get coffee with you, if you know a place."

Cheeky thing. "Yeah, there's a Starbucks a couple blocks down," Hob says, gesturing, and Dream chuckles. Hob's still holding his hand, and brings it to his lips for a light kiss, and gets to watch as Dream's cheeks tint pink. His heart lifts in his chest. So easy and light.

"You're gorgeous," he says, and that blush deepens. "I'd suffer even Starbucks for you."

"You would suffer much, then," says Dream.

"We'll get our Starbucks and wander around WHSmith and have a fabulous date," Hob says, and Dream's face goes through the most exquisite journey of horror.

"You demand too much," he says, faint. "You enjoy my suffering."

"Little bit, yeah." Hob's certainly enjoying the reaction.

Then Dream looks at him in challenge. "Very well," he declares. "You've set the date. Now you must follow through."

Hob can't even spare a thought to the distasteful activities he's now gotten himself into--he has a date with Dream. "So that's a yes?"

Dream smiles again, a tiny, pleased thing. "It is a yes, Hob Gadling."

--

They do go to Starbucks. Hob is treated to the glorious sight of Dream sipping a pink drink out of a long straw, which is so worth dealing with the coffee. Then he indeed drags Dream to WHSmith, where Dream stands in the middle of the brightly-lit store, spins in a circle staring at carefully lined book displays with wide eyes, says, "Hell would be more merciful," and bolts away. Hob follows him, laughing.

Outside, he finds Dream leaning in the shade of a tree, looking vaguely shell-shocked. Hob really shouldn't keep laughing at him, but he can't help it. "Were you traumatized permanently by the big chain store?"

"Yes," says Dream, but, despite the perilous adventure, smiles. "You are a cruel man, Hob Gadling."

"Nah. Just harnessed the fluorescent lighting to chase you back into the safety of my arms."

"Oh?" Dream pushes off the tree and steps closer, until he's standing just before Hob, close enough to touch. "Was that the goal?"

Hob takes the leap that's offered and touches Dream's cheek with a light hand. "Did it work?"

This close, in the midday light, Dream's eyes are almost grey. The shade of the tree dapples his skin. It's still odd to see him out of the contained space of his bookshop, of Hob's cafe, but it does make this feel more real. A part of the world beyond the spun-sugar story of their orbiting binary stars.

Dream rests a feather light hand on Hob's chest. Studies Hob from under his eyelashes. And instead of answering, he leans up and, with that same light touch, presses his lips to Hob's.

Hob revels in the mere touch of him for a moment, but doesn't let it stand at light for long. He takes Dream's face between his hands and deepens the kiss, sweeping his tongue into Dream's mouth, swallowing Dream's hum of pleasure. If only he could put into the kiss what he had felt when Dream had handed him Nightingales. A sudden finding of something long lost that was always meant to be rooted in his heart.

When they part, he makes good on a promise and does pull Dream into his arms. It feels like a great indulgence. It also feels right.

"Make me a solemn promise, Hob Gadling," Dream says against Hob's cheek, arms wrapped around his back.

"Anything."

"Never take me here ever again."

Hob laughs into his hair, squeezing him tight. "What could one possibly want from here when The Library exists?"

This seems to greatly gratify Dream, who preens in Hob's arms. Hob kisses the shell of his ear, then his cheek, then they part again, and he takes Dream's hand. "I'm glad you expanded your horizons with me for a day."

"And now I will shrink them again," says Dream. "Except for one." To which he runs his thumb along Hob's lower lip, a touch Hob sways forward to follow almost drunkenly as Dream smirks. "Come."

He starts leading Hob back in the direction of their quiet street, and far far away from any fluorescent lighting, and Hob follows, touching his lips fondly. And lets himself be cautiously, tentatively hopeful that this will continue spiraling up into something real, because he wants it so bad. Curses and all.

#hob brilliantly asking dream out by giving him a book that basically said 'i wish to know you carnally' but hey it worked!! #and i'm sure he will know dream carnally soon #3 likes and next time they get to explore each others bodies #bookstore cryptid dream #my writing #dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling #dreamling fic #thank u louise for the extra special british accuracy in this one XD it is essential that my silly drabble stories channel the TRUE #and ACCURATE experience of the united kingdom. i'll die otherwise

[jojo-schmo]

Just Admit It- Part 1

I've been playing around with possible friendship dynamics of the Beast Council for fun!! I love imagining what kind of childhood they could have in the Forgotten Land all together.

What if Carol and Sillydillo are the fun-loving extroverts? Leon is the introverted one who's been smitten by Carol for a really really long time but he's too shy about it? And Gori is the friend who is an excellent observer and will bluntly tell you what he thinks (and maybe has a tendency to get grumpy when things aren't easily going his way).

Somewhat of a prequel to this other doodle comic about Leon and Carol- everyone here is still a kid ^_^

Part 2

#I know beast pack headcanons are so wildly up to interpretation! there's a few canon personality traits and lots of space to fill in betwee #I also just love stories about a group of lifelong friends all doing their best! #so why not play around with them and see what kind of stories about love and friendship they might experience? heehee. #and not all of them are about just Leon and Carol I have other plans!! this is just one of the first ones I have :P #these are quick and very self indulgent but I hope they can still be enjoyable hehe #friend squads for the win!! #also I feel like I draw the beast council a little differently every time I try lol. I'm getting used to them okay they are all so so shape #you should see the first drawings I ever tried to do of them. they are a little rough xD #I'm starting to understand why there's not a TON of content for them. Pretty much everyone except Carol are BUILT DIFFERENT #LEONGAR. WHY is your body and head proportioned like that?! you made me make up my own rules for drawing you!! #sillydillo and your funny little snout! I learned so much studying you! and I have so much work to do with all of you adjakflja #but I guess that's the definition of developing personal art styles huh? #so I guess these funny little stories have the added benefit of getting me more comfortable with the beasts! #ANYWAY that concludes this round of Jojo's director's commentary. like and subscribe #beast pack #clawroline #leongar #sillydillo #gorimondo #beast council #Kirby and the forgotten land #Kirby series #art #caroleon #???? #sHOOT I still don't know the ship name I can't commit to one someone please tell me what it is I don't want to make one up ahh #ask me to tag it and I will happily do so sdjakfljdsla

[zu-is-here]

welp

#zu art #comic #star sanses #ink!sans #dream!sans #us!sans #swap!sans #underswap!sans #cross!sans #error!sans #undertale #undertale au #utmv #meme #if you want to know how chaotic my drawings are: I drew this back in December and just /forgor/ about it. :'D #we don't talk about Dream & Swap being the same body type no no~ ;D #I believe that Swap is (was) the only one in their team who kept them under control as Dream is too soft & Ink is generally careless :'D #he's not being hard on them tho; just talking straight (ò_ó ) #like a Dad with two teenagers?? XD

[susartwork]

Some Alphys fren requests from Discord ♪(´▽｀)

Semper!Alphys belongs to @unknowntalesbymiles Radioactive!Alphys belongs to @vickling27 Inverso!Alphys belongs to @nova2cosmos Resident!Alphys belongs to @parniathedevil

#cw: body horror #scheduled post #my art #request #undertale #undertale au #utmv #sempertale #alphys #semper!alphys #radioactivetale #radioactive!alphys #inversotale #inverso!alphys #residettale #resident!alphys #Three green lizards! #Add Alys (UW!Alphys) too and they make a great quartet XD #Then there's Spot (Semper!Alphys) lmao

[0-g-i]

Old drawing of Moon getting jump scare by y/n.

#body anatomy is hard #dca fandom #moondrop #fnaf sb au #0-g-i draws #celestial canines au #does he purr maybe #:3 #sun can't purr thou just the dog sounds that like purring? #he was trying to nap and y/n give him head rubs #XD #I see my mistakes adsfgh #but ye I'm back and kicking #it's only midnight

[the-starry-traveller]

What... is your name? What... is your quest? What... is your favorite color?

Dear Gads & Zooks...

"The objective of this quest is to retrieve some special soul crystals from the ruins of Lys, a once powerful fortress, now lies in ruins. You will be paid 3,000 bits, plus extra for every crystal found. Yes, we will provide supplies, medical care, as well as traveling expenses. Interested? What say you, dear adventurers?" - Aurora

((Fun fact: Because of this ask & @ask-gadzooks, I went on to practice drawing for this blog for fun. Still very much a WIP... but Thank you, dear wonderful creators for answering all of my questions & inspiration :P Love you guys! ))

#my little pony #ask gadzooks #ask-blog #oc #ask #Aurora Radiant #G4 #first-ask #first full body drawing of Aurora after lots of tries #lol XD