#but noot can chill

[didderd]

so. so.. Corrupted Rebirth is pretty cool. :3

(if u tag as ship, ur days are numbered, make sure to say goodbye to ur family before ur ass is dust.)

#looket this grumpy baby #killer make himb do a wave hehe #i been brainrotting over this fic #bby nightmare is vry cute #i usually don't like children #but noot can chill #'m only at chapter 9 #trying not to get too sucked in n ignore everything i need to draw. but then i jus drew this n nothing else all day :'> #corrupted rebirth #killer sans #nightmare sans #babybones nightmare #dreamtale #undertale #undertale au #didderd art #this killer might b th only dad of a small child that i'd b into LMAO

[nootbook]

Just saw a post so bad it left me speechless except I'm not speechless I actually have a lot to say but I'm holding it all inside because it's pointless to engage with and will just make everyone involved upset

#me: people can interpret the text in many different ways and thats what makes book fandoms fun #also me: did we fucking read the same thing who ARE you people #this site's reading comprehension is piss poor #how dare I piss on the poor etc etc #I need to chill but my personality makes it hard #noot words

[goosewriting]

ok so i revisited my spidersona design and gave it a bit of a redo (first iteration here)

more info under the cut!

i felt like in the first version they looked too much like a child because of the style, so i decided to try a more ✨ shapey ✨ one

here’s the gist of the backstory:

spidergoose was bitten by a goose that was bitten by a radioactive spider. so they have all the spidey powers as well as the ability to communicate with geese and essentially command them to attack someone lol imagine going to central park and you see a horde of geese suddenly taking off and you're like "ah yes, spidergoose is calling" xD (i had to google if there are geese in central park for this one and yes there are! and there’s also resident canada geese there? that’s marvellous, my fave kind)

spidergoose is low-key obsessed with the spot, following him around and encouraging him in his monologuing

they're a bit of an anti-hero, being selective with what kinda vigilante work they do and when. the police don’t see them as an ally at all, even less so than the real spiderman (spidergoose is from miles’ universe btw, so e-1610)

teaming up with (miles’) spiderman is rare but it has happened; mainly because spidergoose was nearby when the fight took place and had nothing better to do anyways. they have pretty fun banter.

age and real identity are unknown. they use a voice modifier under the mask which makes them sound a little distorted (think storm trooper helmet voice, but not quite as deep)

they’re unaware of the whole canon event and spider society stuff. spidergoose lies somewhere between chaotic neutral and chaotic evil, so miguel definitely doesn��t want them around; he’s already got too much on his plate lol he does keep tabs on spidergoose tho, sending in some of his spiderpeeps to check in on them from time to time

i’m gonna go ahead and establish that star wars exists in this universe, just so i can say that spidergoose likes appearing behind people and go “hello there”, and is very disappointed when someone doesn’t get the reference

but ofc their tagline still is "noot noot motherfluffer" before round-house kicking someone in the head c:

often spidergoose can be found chilling on some building talking to geese and birds, having a preference for the aquatic ones though. if they find you feeding bread to the birds, they will scold you and give you seeds and peas instead, as bread isn’t healthy for the birds and water

(i’ll keep adding stuff to this as i come up with it lol)

#as always let me know what you think and feel free to draw them! #goose honks #goose scribbles #spidergoose #spidersona

[givemetherapyimawritingtravesty]

So I've taken to writing snippets apparently, but I'm counting it as a win because I haven't been writing much lately. Here for the first day of fic-o-ween and in just under the wire we have day 1! Big thanks to @noots-fic-fests for hosting and the adorable headers, as always! I'm already devouring the fics popping up on my dash, I'd been craving some more SW verse content recently.

Anyway,, without further ado, some cubs...

“It’s here!” Finn yelled as he let himself back into the warm apartment after his morning run. His cheeks were bright pink from the chill in the air and his hair was askew as he slipped off his running shoes and wandered into the kitchen for kisses before his shower.

“What’s here?” Logan asked, grumpy this early in the morning but awake and standing far too close to Leo to be polite.

“Christmas!” Finn said excitedly.

“Rouge, non. Ce n’est pas Noël…” Logan groaned, huddling closer to Leo.

Leo hugged Logan close and Leaned in to kiss Finn as he approached. “It isn’t even Halloween yet, why is Christmas here? What does that even mean?”

Finn kisses Leo before he explains his thinking, “It MEANS there’s the first frost on the ground which means snow is soon which means it’s practically Christmas!” He leans down to kiss Logan slow and sweet.

“That’s not how that works, Harz, but good try,” Leo said, passing off Logan into Finn’s arms so he could turn to the stove to start on breakfast. “Take Logan with you, he can help get you warm in the shower and I’ll have this ready by the time you two finish. Sound good?”

“Parfait?” Finn said tentatively, pronunciation a little off but his French was getting better.

“Oui, allez,” Logan grumbled, tugging Finn in the direction of their bedroom and the warm shower that would await them.

#noot fests #fic-o-ween 2023 #sweater weather lumosinlove #the cubs #oknutzy #o'knutzy #logan tremblay #finn o'hara #leo knut #man it feels so good to type those names in the tags i feel like it was all i used to post / write about. the times really do be a changing

[simm-mouse]

Experimenting with my style by using the one and only Nerv subject as my test subject, I keep making his chin too small so I need to fix that. Also hidden chilling with Nerv. The ghoulish ones are Nerv's soul. My guy has the ability to separate his soul from his body. So he's like a ghost floating around. Did this to fuck with the Beakers when they thought he slept. It was fun until they'd realize what was going on and Loki created a gadget that captured his soul and made him go back in his body.

The last one is related to a what if I made up several months ago. It was literally the second fan that I made of Nervous. It was if he was never taken away and was raised by Olive. It's more explained in the post. I have it linked so you can check it out. I named him like, Dearil Specter? I'm surprised I still remember that. Scratch that, I changed his name. Nerv's real name for me is Ntshovelo(Noot-sha-ve-lo), the name means to harvest. That could mean anything, but for him it'll be his future purpose after his life ends. Nervous wouldn't change his name back though. He's so used to being called, well, Nervous that it feels odd being called by his real name

#my bullshit #my art #fanart #the sims 2 #ts2 #strangetown #nervous subject #Stinky shit head #That flour sack baby needs more love #Classic Nervous having a mental breakdown #Hidden Nervous #Ntshovelo Muenda? #Nah #Don't feel right

[blbearlove]

Rating smile face

:) generic, usually means no harm but sometimes can be really intimidating

:] you are like :3 but more chill, don’t know why but you feels like a Minecraft mob

^_^ hiiiiii hiiii girlies hiiiiiii

:-) you’re just some guy. I love just some guy.

:•) I’m in love with you. Noot noot you are the silliest guy be my jester we can kiss

😃 stop snap chatting me I don’t even have snapchat who is this horrendous please stop auto changing my smile face into this

[paintedkinzy-88]

For your winged multiverse au, what au do you think the OG’s would hate the most? Just like in terms of ‘wow this place really really sucks in a way I couldn’t have seen coming.’

(And then you don’t have to answer this part but if OG Undyne and Nightmare got locked in a room together how long do you think it’d take for a fight to break out?) i rlly like how you write :)

Oooooo good questionnn! I don't want this getting super long, so I'll put a cut, but I'll gladly answer both no worries.

And thank you very much that means a lot to me ;-;

The obvious one would be Alphys and Undyne's dislike for Horrortale. They may have semi-bonded with Horror just a bit, and kinda understand his stance even if they don't like it, but boi they do not like his AU at all. It's kind of a harsh reminder that things/people can change really darn fast. They don't even really know about Alphys' role there, just Undyne's o-o It's freaky, they don't like it, but Horror himself is kinda chill in a way I guess—

A lot of them probably don't like Underfell the most, even if it's a bit of a bias cuz they know Red and his issues. Specifically Sans, Toriel, and Frisk. They just don't like how UF!Frisk, Flowey and Red are treated, or just how "weakness" is treated in general, even when knowing that pacifism is possible. That's a lot of stress on one kid's shoulders. More than OG Frisk ever had oof.

Paps wouldn't like Dusttale. It makes him uncomfortable, for very clear reasons. But, it's also Papyrus: he doesn't hate Dust, nor has he given up on seeing the best in all the Bad Sanses. It's just his least favorite world.

I honestly think Asgore wouldn't like Underswap very much. He doesn't like the idea of Toriel having to hold all the weight he does ;w; Again, hate is probably a strong word, but still. Horrortale's probably up there too, cuz he feels a kind of guilt for leaving his people behind to such a horrible mess.

Flowey hates Fresh the most. Idk if there's an actual Freshtale, but if there is, he hates it with a passion.

Chara's difficult... They find a lot of the more dark AUs disturbing, but they don't outright hate any of them. They kinda feel indifferent to a lot of it. I think their least favorite would either be Killertale or StoryShift, the first because they don't like the idea of partnering with Sans, and the second because they don't like the idea of being Sans lmfao. They just don't like Sans much XD

As for your second question! I'm honestly... kind of torn. Undyne would only really attack if provoked, and idk if Nightmare would try to provoke her in that scenario?? He wouldn't have much to gain. But, let's say that he does — maybe he's looking for some entertainment, or just a burst of negativity to keep him satisfied while they're stuck. I'd say like, twenty-thirty minutes before they're fighting XD Enough time for them to question how tf they got there, maybe argue a bit, give each other the cold shoulder, and for Noots to get bored enough to start something. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

#honestly this was super interesting to think about #little character introspection #Also yes I am writing a Winged update I swear lmfaooo #asks #undertale multiverse #undertale #winged au #undertale au

[soulsxng]

From that last post, here’s my little menagerie of animals, for those interested.

On the left is Rune. (Roo/Roo-berry/Booger buns, or, if he’s being a lil’ shit, Runepert D. Dinkle.) He’s an elkhound, he’s gonna be 2 in April, and he’s a trip tbh. Wants to make friends with every person that deigns to look in is direction, and WILL make sure that his displeasure is heard, if he isn’t allowed to do so. The only exception is if I see the person before he does, and say “Oh no, baby. They’re doing things and stuff, we can’t have friendship right now”

On the right is Kona. (Koko, Nanner, Coconut, Noot-Noot. If she’s in trouble, she gets the full name “KONA RHEE!”) She’s a German shepherd and Rottweiler cross, and she’s scared of literally everything. Loves beds, will start pointing if she hears the words “Do you want”, even if they’re not directed at her. She also enjoys splooting in front of you, while giving you a judge-y stare that will make you regret All of your life decisions. She turned 5 in October.

In the middle is Pippin. (Pip/Peep/Pipsqueak. If he’s in trouble it’s Pippin Squeakers. Sometimes he’s snooty, and will answer only to his Name of Distinction: ‘Ah, Pippin Squeakers, the Sweetest and Most Benevolent, Babiest of All Boys’…and then he’ll deign to grace you with his presence). He’s our old man who turned 9 in November. He hoards balls to compensate his own having been chopped off, and can say “Mama”, “Yeah”, “No”, and “I dunno”. Also screams when slighted.

Next are the birds. The first one, enjoying his mashed potatoes, is Wynnie! (Woodle-noodle/Woopie-wooper/Wynnie-woo) He’s a pied cockatiel, and he’s 6 years old. The first song he ever learned was the Chocobo song from final fantasy. He enjoys calling Pip over to the cage at all hours of the day and night, mimicking dog cries/barks/growls, and having his cheeks scratched. Also says “What the fuuuuuuuck?” At almost scarily apt moments.

The next one is actually my brother’s bird, but he’s at our house…probably all but 1 week per month? His name is Rocky (Ki-bird/Chonker) He’s only a year and a half, and he’s a silver-pied cockatiel. He likes to say “Oh, good boy?”, plays peekaboo, and is currently learning the o.ld sp.ice whistle. He also uh. Has exorcisms from time to time. It’s actually really funny. When you enter the house, you have .2 seconds to do a specific whistle pattern at him so he knows you’re chill, or he’ll start going off like a fire alarm.

#[What is she getting us into now? -ooc-] #(Not gonna post pictures of all the fish #but I have 2 reedfish named Fathead and The Snek #uhh small warning for those squeamish about snakes and eels that you probably aren't gonna want to look up reedfish #a school of brilliant rasbora #and a golden dwarf gourami in one tank #then in the big boy tank I have a big school of rosy barbs #a powder blue dwarf gourami #and a pair of rainbow sharks!) #(The dogs are waiting very patiently for their pup cups in the first pic #which is why my wife's arm was there-- we would have had a stampede otherwise lol)

[nileavalentine]

Chapter 6: Sit Up Date

As one my dear bro have left my apartment *she walking to my bed room as taken her phone out as call her Besties*

Linure is home chill as watch her favorite tv show but got interrupt by her cell phone as here it ring *she pick her phone up as looking at the call iD* oh is my bestie it's a surprise to see her call me *as I answer the call*

Hey girl!!! What you doing *as she sit at her mirror table in her room*

Oh natalie it been while as how u been girl as nothing much just watched my tv show.

Yes it have as want to catch up. You and your show I swear women why not just be a actress and join your favorite as be part of it as I will cheer u on as well ^^

Haha love to see that happen one day and yeah we should catch as I need to got out the house as I miss hanging out with you and someone is in high spirit. *she giggles as teasing her*

Aye what u talking about as most the time I am all way in a good mood *giggles* good and how about we meet up at the Blossom Bloom Restaurant and pluse you can meet someone as he is die to meet you *she smiles while talking on the phone*

Oh you finally land a boyfriend and Blossom Bloom Restaurant *as she in her thoughts* wait that one my brother restaurant as that building just got done not that long go and grand opening is today as how she got reservation for it.

Uh hell no I am still single mother as it's my brother he is taken out here as he is back home as he makes the reservation here and he wait to meet my bestie*in her head yeah a step up for u meet my brother as you two will be a match maker*

Haha well damn girl why are u noot look as you a bgeautiful woman as any guy want one and oh your brother is back the one that u keep talking about as want to meet me *eh* I don't know go thing like that by my own self as I am bringing me a plus one *in her mind my brother own the place and wait he maybe still single as if he really have someone I will ask him later*

Girl please who in the right mind date a mother like me as ik how my own children is as well as she will plut him thought a ringer then anything *sigh* that fine as we can play it off we bumped into each other here by coincident.

Aright then I see you tonight then love u girl

Love u too girlfriend as see u tonight *as hanging up the phone call*

@katalinaize

#amwriting #books #wattpad #fanfiction #imvu #imvu avatar #imvu model #imvubook #imvulifestyle #fantasy

[woozisnoots]

Congrats on getting into nursing school! I know how hard that kinda stuff is so you should be super proud of yourself!!! 🌈🌈

thank you so much!! this is such a huge accomplishment for me 😭😭🤧 applying in itself was such a doozy but i can’t wait for the next step of this journey!! ☺️💓

#i think its so funny tho i’m only an alternate this sem but my dad is SOOO persistent #like i’m just chilling and if someone drops out cool if not that’s also cool! but every time i bring it up my dad’s like #WHAT DO YOU NEED? WHAT CLASSES DO YOU NEED TO TAKE? someone ALWAYS drops we have to be ready #AND IM LIKE PLS IM ALREADY IN THE PROGRAM I CAN WAIT A COUPLE OF MONTHS #LETS LEAVE IT AT THAT #ask alex #noots for: anon 😚

[ticklish-touch]

Five Nights At Sunny’s Ch 2: Rises the Moon

Nate is determined to get to know more about both sides of the robotic Daycare attendant. But Moon isn’t going to let him pry into their business without consequences... Chapter One Chapter Two (You are here!) Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five

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         Nate was both excited and nervous for his second day. He’d already gotten attached to the boisterous ray of sunshine, and tried to bring along his Switch and some other movies to keep the robot occupied.          But he also intended to get to know more about the jester’s counterpart. Even if that meant another horror-movie wild goose chase through the play structures.           He wasn’t just curious to see if the night would lead to another adrenaline-pumping escapade, though; He was genuinely curious about him. He felt like there was something more there; something both of them felt like they had to hide…

         Thankfully, there was no long-winded phone call to sit through tonight; Just a quick slideshow-video on some other tasks to get done for the night. Weirdly, there was some strange garbage noise playing in the background of the video, as if a person’s voice had been recorded improperly. Creepy…

         “Heyyyy, Sunny-maaaan!” He called out when he entered the daycare. Similar to the previous night, the bot pirouetted onto the ledge, waving at him from way up high before giving an enthusiastic howl as he dove into the ballpit. Is this how he always made his entrance? How’d he get back up there anyways??          Nate waited for him to emerge; though he wasn’t any less startled when he did. “FRIIIIEND!!” He picked the night guard up and spun him in a tight hug, causing him to squawk and burst into laughter.“I missed ya, Natey-Matey!”           Nate snorted back laughter. “Pfff- Is that your nickname for me now? Kinda sounds like the lost Teletubby brother.”           Sun also snickered at this realization. “Nooohoho!! I was thinking Matey, like a pirate! Yarrr, Natey!” He closed one eyelid and hobbled forward in a drunken pirate impersonation, giving him a playful smack on the back. “Do you have any suggestions then?”           Nate shrugged. “Well sometimes my friends call me Noot-Noot to be annoying-”         ”LIKE PINGU?!” Sun squawked with laughter. “HAHAHA I like that!! Okay, you’re Noot-Noot from now on!”         ”Oh come on--” Nate rolled his eyes playfully. “Sorry I mentioned it,” he nudged Sun.              The robot snickered. “SO, whatcha wanna do tonight?? Wanna watch another movie? Play more games? I could put on a puppet show!! ...Oh wait, maybe you’re too old for that– ”            He held a hand up to take a turn to speak. “Hold up I have an idea. How about I get my paperwork done first, then we’ll have more time to do whatever we want?”          “Mmmmm,” Sunny scratched his chin, thinking it over. “Okay!!” He skipped over with Nate to the security desk, already looming over him as he took a seat.          “That means chill out for now, okay?” He reached up to boop Sun’s “nose”.          “Okaaaay, fiiine,” Sunny put his hands on his hips. He probably would’ve stuck his tongue out if he could.          “But you can stay around if you want,” Nate commented. “I kinda wanted to ask you some stuff anyways.”          “Ohh? Sure, sure!! I’ll tell you everything you wanna know about me!” the bot hopped in place.           ”That includes questions about Moon, is that alright?”          ”Uhh…” Like last night, Sun became a bit nervous. “M-Maybe. Depends on what you wanna ask!”

           As Nate started to shuffle through his papers and file them away, he thought about how he’d approach this. “The manager on the video yesterday was talking about Moon’s security features. He made it sound like you don’t have any?”         “Whaaat??” Sun questioned, sounding puzzled. “Of course I got a Security feature! I’m not gonna let any ne'er-do-wells sneak in here and do whatever they want! I’ll give ‘em the old one-two!!“ He took a stance like an old-timey cartoon boxer, swinging his fists around. "OR I can just shout reeeal loud for the other guys to come help!” He made a sound like he was taking a big deep breath - despite not needing to breathe. “SECURIT–” He stopped as soon as he started; much to Nate’s relief, who had promptly covered his ears from the sudden screech. “ – NEVermind I don’t actually wanna make them think there’s something wrong!”         Nate snickered. “Okaay, so how come you don’t go all red-eyed, devil-voiced, Big Bad Monster mode?”         Sun gave a big shrug, letting out a nervous laugh. “Th-there’s more to that than just security, haha… Moony gets pent-up at night and has fun scaring the night guards. I told ya, he’s a big jerk.” He rubbed behind his neck, going quiet for a moment. “So uhhh, any other questions for me?”         “Sure,” the brunette nodded. “You said you like to wander around at night, yeah? Is there a certain area in the pizzaplex you like to go?”

         The jester hopped up onto the desk to take a seat next to one of the computers, idly swinging his legs in front of him. “Welll, I usually just wander when I’m suuuper bored, the staff doesn’t really want me leaving too much. But since you’re here I don’t gotta go anywhere! Not unless you wanna! OH- but Moony and I do both love the West Arcade.”        "OHH yeah, I love it down there too!” Nate’s eyes lit up, putting his paperwork down for a moment. “There’s SUCH good games down there and the dance floor’s usually pretty nuts! The DJ is, uhhh...” He didn’t want to mention to another robot just how freaky he thought the giant spider-bot was. “H-He’s pretty cool!”        “RIGHT??” Sunny bounced ont he desk excitedly. “Best part is, there’s such weird lighting down there that we can both switch out whenever we want! Except that…kinda just leads to us getting into arguments,” he sounded discouraged. “He always wants to play all the scary violent games, but I just wanna play the fun adventure games!! He also keeps trying to bother DJ in his sleep,” he huffed. “Soooo we haven’t been down there in a while,” he shrugged.           ”Ooh, I see...That’s interesting! You really do have a ton of tricks up your sleeve, don’tcha?” Nate grinned up at him.          "I sure do~!” He giggled and puffed out his chest proudly.          ”Hmm... How about the other guys? Are you able to spend time with the band members?”          “Welll...Freddy’s… nice, I guess,“ Sun huffed, showing a surprising amount of hostility in his voice for a moment. "But the other guys… Don’t really wanna deal with me,” he sounded a little hurt at the last part. “Chica’s always busy practicing her guitar, Roxy’s always blabbering to herself in the mirror, and Monty’s…uhh…” He laughed nervously and scratched behind his head. “He’s okay sometimes, but other times he…Welll let’s just say I thought Moony was scary… I sure wouldn’t wanna be caught alone in a room with Monty, hahaa... I heard one time there was a night guard crazy enough to spend almost all his time in Gator Golf with ‘im. He never really caused much damage in that time...Maybe he just needed company.” He looked thoughtful for a moment.            Nate reached out to tap him on the leg reassuringly. “Well I think you’re a lot of fun, and I’m sure the kids love you!”              Sun hid his face shyly. “Aaaaah you’re too nice, sunshine!! I like to think they do!!”          “Speaking of company... Can you talk to Moon? When he’s not out, I mean.”

           Sunny shrugged. “Ehhhh, kind of?? We can’t like, talk in our head to each other in the moment if that’s what ya mean...” He hopped off the desk and pantomimed the rest of his explanation. “We can kinda see what’s happening from the other’s point of view, but it’s like we’re watchin’ from behind a TV screen,” he ‘drew’ a screen in the air in front of him. “I can only remember what happened during lights-out after I switch back, and he can only remember my day with the kids after I’ve gone to ‘bed’. Sometimes we gotta be by the light switch in our room just to have conversations, haha! We can access each other’s memory banks, but Moony…hasn’t been letting me into his lately,” he looked down, his triangle rays retracting a little, twiddling his thumbs. “A-Are you almost done?? I wanna play the Switch!!”            Nate could tell he was getting a little uncomfy with all the questions, so he decided not to pry anymore for now. “Yep, almost done!”

         “YAY!!” He idly skipped around while he waited for the night guard to finish.

          Once he finished his paperwork, Nate went outside to check the nearby locks, hearing Sunny keeping himself entertained in the meantime by singing “I’ve Got A Dream” again. When he came back to start setting up the Switch, Sunny hopped around excitedly. “Ooh, ooh, what’re we gonna play?? What games d’you have??”            “Heh; what games don’t I have?” Nate smirked a little proudly, first digging out his physical copies. “Lessee, I got Breath of the Wild, Super Smash Bros, Animal Crossing, Fortnite, Monster Hunter...”           Sunny took the Animal Crossing box, looking it over. “Aww, this one looks cute!”           “Yeah, it’s pretty cute! I don’t really have the attention span for it but my friend Mina likes it so we play together sometimes.” He then directed Sunny’s attention to his downloaded games. ...Skipping over the horror titles. “I also have Rocket League, Pokemon Sword, Genshin Impact, Subnaut-- Nooo nono that one would be way too scary for ya... Uhh Hyrule Warriors, Mario Kart 8-”

          “MARIO KART?!” Sun’s eyes went as wide as they could manage and he bounced his fists in excitement. “Ohh I LOVE those games!! I’ve never gotten to play this one!”           “Okay, Mario Kart it is,” Nate chuckled, getting the steering-wheel controller holders out of his bag and getting comfy next to each other. Sunny’s huge hands barely even fit around the controllers.             But despite that, the robot was surprisingly good at the game. Nate had to put in a bit of effort to keep up with him… And an even greater deal of effort not to swear whenever he fell behind. All of his almost-swears like fudge or shiitake mushroom made the jester gasp and gently scold him.             They kept up their playful competitive banter through each course. Sunny ooh’d and aww-ed at all the pretty graphics. He howled with laughter whenever either one of them flew off the edge of a map, causing him to fall behind and scramble to catch back up. He was pretty evenly tied with Nate in winning races, but was a good sport about it either way, applauding Nate’s efforts. But when it came down to the wire at the championship cup, he started getting even more competitive. And sneaky.           “Don’tmessup don’tmessup don’tmessup,” he’d taunt Nate playfully whenever he was close to catching up. He even had the gall to take one hand off the controller to reach over and sneak a quick tickle-attack right as the brunette was getting close to finishing his second lap. “Don’t mess uuup!!”           “GYAAH-HAHA H-Heheheyyy thahahat’s cheatiiihihing!!” he growled, and out of playful instinct, he reached over and attempted to squeeze his belly, poking and scribbling at his metal torso.             Sunny snorted. “Nice try, Noot-Noot, but I’m not ticklish~ I kinda wish I was though, it seems like a lot of fun!” After a few moments, he seemed to get an idea, and a playful twinkle in his eye... He paused the game. “How ‘bout this? If I win, I get a prize!”           “A prize? Like what?”            He just shrugged. “Mmmm, I’ll tell ya if I win!”             “Okaaay, and if I win?”             “Mmmmm,” he pretended to think it over. “Thennn I get to give you a reward!”            “Alrightyou’reon!” Nate quickly scrambled to unpause and continue the race without him.             “Wha– HEYY!!” He grumbled and worked to catch up.

              Just one more lap; both of them were reduced to incoherent squeals and yells as they tried to outdo each other. But the experienced gamer and race-car enthusiast ended up winning the championship. He jumped and cheered while Sunny swung his fist in a mock-disappointed huff, but applauded for Nate anyways. “Hey, good job Matey!! Nowww I get to give ya a reward!”               ”Heh, yeah? What kinda reward?”                 “I get to make you laugh~!” He giggled playfully and wiggled his fingers in Nate’s direction.                Nate didn’t even comment; he just jumped up and bolted off. “GOTTA CATCH ME FIRST!”            “OHOHO is THAT how we’re gonna play it??” the bot cackled, bounding after him. The night guard gasped when he heard his footsteps quickly gaining. Holy crap, there was no way he was this fast during their game of tag yesterday! his long spindly legs and spring-loaded ankles carried him very far, very quickly. Nate barely had time to contemplate which part of the jungle gym to hide in before Sunny took a flying leap and clamped his arms around him, giggling madly. Nate shrieked from the initial grab, and again when he leaned his disc-like face down against his wiggly body to blow a ‘raspberry’. While he didn’t have lips, Sun was able to make his whole face-plate vibrate, and gave off a resounding “PBFFFFRRTTT!!”

              “NAAAH-HAHAHAHA!!” Nate flailed and tried - half-heartedly - to push out of his grip.            “Heeheehee, sorry Sunshine, I can’t resist~!”

             After he’d been reduced to a giggly heap again, Sunny helped him up and brushed him off. “Hehehe, hope you liked your prize~! That was fun! We gotta play another round!! Unless there’s something else you wanna do?”             Still a bit huffy and flustered from the attention, Nate folded his arms and turned back toward the TV. “Well, yeah actually, I couldn’t help but notice the Wii here has DDR, d’you have the dance pads stashed somewhere?”             “OOH, YEAH!” The robot ran over toward the security desk, pointing at the large screen. “They tuck ‘em behind here!”             “That’s...Quite the spot for them,” Nate chuckled.             “Haha yeah, they said the office is too small for ‘em and it’s easier to just get them from here.”               Both of them got the dance pads set up, booting up DDR. “I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve got some moves~” Sunny put his hands on his hips proudly.             “Oh yeah, Prove it,” Nate grinned, folding his arms.               His jaw went agape when Sunny busted out a couple TikTok dances... And absolutely lost it when the robot shifted to a Fortnite dance, cackling and applauding. “O-Okahahay okay, I believe you now!!”

        They danced away a good hour of the night, before Nate finally had to take a breather, going over to one of the nearby chairs and plopping down. Sun was still distracted with dancing, but eventually noticed and hopped over to sit in front of him. Taking a seat at one of the tiny kid-sized chairs made the bot’s legs jut out comically to his sides. "I’m so glad you’re having fun!!” He rested his chin in his hands.         “Haha, yeah, I definitely haven’t gotten to have a dance party at my other jobs like this,” Nate absentmindedly took one of the nearby pieces of paper and a colored pencil to start sketching.         “What other kinda jobs did you have?” Sun mirrored him, getting some paper and a crayon to start doodling.         “An auto-body shop, mostly! I like working with cars and machines in general.”         “Oooh, d’you get to build and repair cars and stuff?? Cool!! Heh, you could be a mechanic here!”           “Heh, thanks! Y’know, that isn’t a bad option, I’ll keep it in mind.”           Sunny nodded fast. ”…By the waayyy,“ he propped his face on his hand again. "Moony reeeeally wants to go after you again,” he giggled quietly to himself. “Better be ready for that at the end of the night…”         “…Why wait till the end of the night?” Nate muttered, keeping his gaze on his paper.

        “Buh–” the jester balked. “What d'you mean??”         "U-UHH-!” Nate quickly tried to backpedal. “W-WELL I just mean that I kinda wanted to talk to him a little more anyways, and I don’t want to wait until there’s only twenty minutes left to do it, heh..”          Sun quickly shook his head. “I reeeally don’t think that’s a good idea, Noot-Noot; I told ya, he really doesn’t like night guards.”         Nate frowned and raised an eyebrow. “How come?”          the bot just shook his head faster. “H-He doesn’t wanna talk about it.”         “Well, I want to talk to him,” Nate huffed, not one to be told that he couldn’t do something. “I’m not gonna pry about stuff he doesn’t want to talk about, I just want to get to know him. I want him to see that he has no reason to hurt me.”         Sun anxiously fiddled with his hands; for once, not having anything to say.         “Besides… I’m not afraid of him,” Nate folded his arms defiantly, raising his voice. “If he’s gonna try to scare me off or stop me from trying to have a proper conversation with him, he’s going to have to do better than some silly, simple game of hide-and-seek~”

        Sun stiffened up from his taunting. His head became twitchy, some of his triangles began to erratically retract in and out… And his eyes flashed red. A very familiar growl escaped him.

        “Oh sh–” Nate’s eyes went wide and he immediately scooted his chair back. Was Moon actually trying to come out?!         But Sunny snapped out of it, gasping and grabbing the sides of his head. “Naaate!!” He hissed frantically. “Dooon’t!!”          The brunette was way too curious now, and was tempted to keep pushing his buttons. But he also didn’t want to cause the ball of sunshine any more distress. “Sunny… Do you remember what I said last night?”         The jester tried to calm himself down. “Ngh.. Y-Yeah…? You really want him to chase you that badly??”

        He felt himself blush, and he cleared his throat. “I-I mean, if he’s not gonna hurt me, and if he stops when I say the safew- er, magic word, then…” He shrugged, a bit shy to actually outright say it. “And… I want him to see that he can trust me. I want him to know that I just wanna have fun. I’ve gotten to spend two nights with you now, it only seems fair!”          As he explained, the bot managed to settle down. “That’s… Really nice of you, Natey…” He finally perked back up. “Yeah; y'know what, maybe you should spend some time with him! I want him to make new friends too!” He hopped up to his feet. “I’m gonna recharge first, okay? Don’t turn the lights off yet! I’m… k-kinda afraid of the dark and I don’t wanna have to stumble around for you, haha,” he laughed sheepishly.         “Of course, Sunny-man,” Nate smiled. Poor thing. It seemed… Kind of cruel to make a robot that was partially in charge of nap-time afraid of the dark.          He waited over by the security desk, double-checking some paperwork and emails. After twenty minutes, Sunny came skipping back over to him. “Alriiight, ya ready?” He playfully ruffled Nate’s hair. “I had a lotta fun tonight, Noot-Noot! We’ll be sure to play lotsa games tomorrow!”          Nate stood up, going over to the wall to press the switch. “You’re talking like I’m not gonna see you for the rest of the-”

        The bot quickly pressed the light switch first - and, suddenly, grabbed Nate’s arms to spin him around to face him, holding them firmly above his head.

        “GAH- S-Sun?!”         “I'msorryMateyhetoldmetodothisrememberthemagicword good luuuck~!”         With that, his body jerked and his head slumped over again, starting to transform. But he kept his grip firm on the night guard’s wrists.

        Oh shit. Ohhh shitshitshit. This is NOT what he expected. Was Moon just going to wreck his shit immediately now?! Ugh, he was SO gonna get Sun back for this!! He tugged and tried to get out of the bot’s grip before he woke up again, his heart rate spiking rapidly.          He was once again greeted by that devious chuckle that made his skin erupt in goosebumps. “Helloooo again, troublemaker~” He slowly lifted his head, those vivid red pupil lights boreing into his ‘captive’. “What was that you were saying ealier? You… enjoyed my little game? You think I’m not scary?”         Oh crap… So he did hear. All Nate could do was swallow back the lump in his throat, giving a feeble nod, a shaky grin creeping onto his flushed face.

        He cackled evilly. “Hehehehehe…It’s been SO long since I’ve had a willing plaything… I’ll be happy to indulge you, even if it is way past your bedtime~” His head started to tilt way over to the side, until it had turned upside-down completely. “But if you think hide-and-seek is so boring, then let’s play a different game…” He started to let go of one of his arms… Only to reach over and punch the light switch as hard as he could. It gave off a fizzle and a crack, before a voice responded on the overhead speakers.

WARNING. FAULT DETECTED IN MAIN POWER SUPPLY. TURN ON BACKUP GENERATORS TO RESTORE POWER.

        “W-Wait, what?! What did you do that for?!”         He gave another gremlin-ish snicker, his head going upright again. “Weelll, you heard him! Go find them, or I’ll have to punish you aallll night long~” With that, he let Nate go. “RUN~!”

        Unable to fight off the rising adrenaline any longer, he obeyed, bolting off into the daycare, hearing Moon’s wheezy cackling not too far behind.           Welp, he got the chase he wanted, but at what cost? He knew where three generators were. But how many were there altogether? What if he couldn’t find them all??            He knew one was right at the bottom corner of the play structure closest to the security desk. After he flipped it on, he clambered up to the second level; Glancing over his shoulder, he saw Moon’s glowing stars and bright red eyes looking up at him from just outside.           “Sunspot tells me you liiiike the tickles, is that true~?” He cooed after him, wiggling his long fingers in his direction.            Nate held back a yelp. “I-I can neither confiirm nor deny!!” was all he offered as an answer, before he came across another generator, flipping the switch on. The moment he did, he saw the reflection of his red eyes off of the colorful plastic cubby… Realizing he was right behind him. Nate exclaimed and made a dive for the nearby slide. He stopped when he felt like he was far enough away to take a glance back, and saw the jester peeking his head out of the slide, upside-down.           “Heheheh, why run at all, then~? Why not just accept your punishment~?”               Nate only started running again when the bot started crawling out of the slide and across the floor like the freaking Grudge. “WAAGH- W-Well YOU broke the light, so now I gotta fix it!!”           “I suppose you’re right~ It would be a shame if you got fired for damaging property, wouldn’t it?”           “Oh you ASS!!” Nate shouted behind him.             “LANGUAGE!” Moon shouted back, crawling even faster after him.

             Nate yelped and ducked behind one of the jungle gym panels again, trying to get his bearings. Okay, he remembered there being another generator in the section above Roxy’s face. If he could get to that one via the red bridge and take the big twisty slide back down…            As he thought it over, he realized he no longer heard the clicking of Moon’s metal body or footsteps slinking after him. He shone his flashlight around; He couldn’t have gone- OH GOD HE’S FLYING.            The jester was quite literally swimming through the air above him. Shining his light higher, he saw that Moon was suspended by a ceiling cable. "WHY’RE YOU UP THERE?!”            He cackled at the exasperated question. “The moon belongs in the sky, doesn’t it~?” With that, he took a nosedive toward the brunette in an attempt to grab him. When he screamed and jumped away, the bot swiftly disconnected from the cable, tuck-and-rolled forward and continued his search on the ground.            As he crept around, he spotted the drawings that Nate and Sunny had made earlier: Sun’s crayon doodle depicted himself with Nate playing Mario Kart. Nate’s drawing showed what looked like some kind of tall red monster-man in a black jester’s outfit. He tilted his head in curiosity. “Don’t leave your messes around!!” He finally growled. “I’ll be confiscating this!”            It went silent again as Nate just caught a glimpse of him soaring back up to his tower. He really did just steal their drawings...            While he appreciated the breather, it really just made the suspense all the worse. He decided to try and camp out in a more hidden part of the play structure. Maybe he ought to slow his search down a little... He could use this opportunity to try to talk to the devilish jester.              His thoughts were interrupted by a loud knocking sound on the plastic surrounding him, making his breath hitch in his throat, his heart pounding in his chest again.

             “Knock-knock…~”              “U-Uhhh no-one’s home!!”              “That isn’t how it works!!” He growled. “Knock! Knock!”              “O-Okay okay!! Who’s there?!”              “Boo~!”              “Uhh...Boo who?”

             “Awww, don’t cry~ the Tickle Monster will get you laughing again in no time~!” He gave a wheezy cackle, the lights of his eyes visible behind Nate again.               Nate couldn’t help but snicker to himself. Okay, that was pretty cute. But he yelped and made a break for it again when he saw his face peering in at him. “NooOPENOPENOPE I’LL PASS!” He decided to try running over toward the Roxy tower again; But in the process, he smacked right into the squeaky barrel tower, knocking it over. “SHIT-!!”               Moon snarled and charged over. “RrrRRRH, CLEAN-UP!!” He hissed, pausing the chase to meticulously stack the barrels back up. Nate fought back snickers. “S-Sorry, Man-in-the-Moon, it was an acci-”               He whipped his head back up to glare intensely. Oh shit, no time!! Nate took off again, but attempted to shout back to him. “Y’know I’ve been trying to get to know more about you all night!! It isn’t fair to make Sunny answer everything, why can’t we just talk?!”               “You ask TOO MANY questions!!” He hissed after his target. “Now BE QUIET and let me put you in time-out!!"

             They kept up the thrilling game of hide-and-seek for a few more minutes; Nate was able to give him the slip each time he snuck into one of the play structures. He was beginning to wonder if the jester was letting him escape on purpose, just to keep up the game a little longer.               But finally… He cornered the frantic night guard for good. At the bottom of one of the structures, just outside the opaque plastic wall, he kept his head turned away so that Nate wouldn’t see the reflection of his eyes. He stayed dead-still so that not even a single mechanical click could be heard.                The night guard fell for it. He crept out from behind the wall; immediately feeling his heart jump into his throat when he realized the bot was right next to him. “OH SHIT-!!”

             Try as he might to make another break for it, Moon pounced forward and grabbed both of his ankles. “GOT YOU!!” He succeeded in making Nate shriek and erupt into anxious, excited giggles before he’d even started tickling him again.              “NYAAH-HAHAAHA Nooononono-hahaha!!” He kicked his legs. Even if he could escape, he was starting to get tired; He wouldn’t have been able to run far.              “You lost my game~ And nowww it’s time for your punishment~” He hastily yanked off Nate’s shoes and socks, ignoring his pleading protests, and drilled his fingertips into his soles and the balls of his feet, pinching at his toes.              “A-AAEEHEEHEE NOOOO-HAHAHAHA!!” Nate buried his burning face into his arms, giggling and shrieking and cackling wildly as those merciless fingertips sent ticklish jolts flying through his feet.              ”Hehehehe, Sunspot was right, that laugh of yours is cute~ Buuut I want to hear more… I think it’s time to make you really scream~”

             The first joints of his fingers flipped open, revealing a set of pointed claws underneath.               Nate’s jaw dropped. “W-What the hell do you have THOSE for?!”               Moon draaaagged the pointed tips down his soles, sending him into another fit of shrieks and whining giggles. “GYAAH-HAHAA-HEHEHEHE!!” Oh god that was SO much worse!!              “For security purposes, of course~ But I prefer to use them on silly potty-mouthed night staff~” He trailed his claws back up the young man’s soles, along the sides of his feet and even over the tops, causing his helpless captive to loudly whine and attempt to stifle even wilder giggles in his arms. “Now… Admit that you enjoy this~ Admit that you wanted me to catch you all along~”               Nate felt his cheeks and ears burning. Like HELL he was gonna admit that! He was just gonna keep being stubborn. “M-MAKE Mehehehe!!”               Moon snorted, before responded with another wicked, amused cackle. “How naughty... But if you insist~” He straddled the backs of his knees, a sadistic glint in his vivid red robot eyes as he poised his claws to strike, taking a moment to enjoy Nate’s feeble - and very obviously half-hearted - attempts to kick his legs free. Before bringing hell down upon him. His claws rapidly scritched, flurried and raked over the soles, sides and tops of the brunette’s feet, and all over his toes. He was careful not to actually scratch him, but otherwise didn’t let up for a moment.

          Nate absolutely erupted into screams and and howls of laughter. “NAAAAHH-HAHAHAHAHAHA MOOHOOHOONN NOOOO-HAHAHAHAHA!!” He pounded the soft floor with his fist, tried to curl his toes and kick his feet free...But after a few more agonizing minutes, he caved. His legs went limp in the robot’s grip and he just laid there, taking the bombardment of tickly jolts that every scribble of Moon’s nails caused.          “Hmhmhmh, oh look, your legs fell asleep~” Moon chuckled at his own bad joke. “But I can’t tucker you out completely if I stay down here~” The jester spun around, and flipped Nate’s position so that he was laying on his back. Experimentally, the bot tip-tapped his nails against his legs, squeezing and scritching his knees - which instantly let loose more whines and giggly protests. He kept squeezing them up until he attempted to scoot back, to which Moon quickly straddled his legs. He took a moment to wiggle and flex his claws just above Nate’s belly, snickering in satisfaction at watching him yelp and whine and try to suck his stomach in.          Moon skittered his claws against the guard’s torso, starting to drag his hands in slow circles, which quickly became more rapid, spiraling into the center of his belly before circling back out again. "Round and round and round we go... When will I stop? Hell if I know~!" He cackled.        "W-WHAHAHAT-!!" Nate bucked. "YOU CAHAHAN'T GET ON MY AHAHASS ABOUT CUSSIHIHING AND THEN SAY THAHAHAT!!"           "Oh, did you think I actually cared about that?" He snorted. "There are no children around. I just enjoy having reasons to punish you~" He let out another sinister chuckle, cracking his knuckles - how could a robot crack its knuckles?? - and attacking Nate’s belly and sides twice as rapidly. “Coochiecoochiecoochiee, hehehehe~”               “GYAAAH-HAHAHAHA P-PLEEHEHEHEHEASE-HAHAHAHA!!” Nate howled and whined.              “Please what? Please stop? Please keep going? You’re going to have to specify~” The robot snickered, now playing his sides and ribs like a piano, alternating the directions of his arms. “You know the magic word, you can make this stop aaaanytime you want~”               Nate made half-assed attempts to push his arms away, but once again, eventually melted into the attention and laid his arms back, his face rosy-red and his eyes pricked with tears from his laughter.                 Moon allowed only a moment for him to catch his breath before changing up his position again. The bot pulled him into his lap, holding up both of his arms with one of his large hands. “It’s so easy to make you organics totally crumble... Allll I have to do is a little bit of this...” He dragged his claws up the flustered night guard’s side, before burying them into the hollow of his armpit, and back down again, promptly drawing out a shriek that increased in octave and volume, making him shake his head back and forth. “Hehehe, look at that, I’m playing you like a slide whistle~”                “AAaaAAAEEEE-HEHEH SHUT UHUHUPPP YOU JEHEHERRKK!!” Nate whine-growled, trying to hide his face in one of his arms, kicking his feet out. Moon switched back and forth between each armpit, cooing, taunting, and chuckling. He leaned in and imitated Sunny’s ‘raspberry’ trick against Nate’s neck and stomach a few times. When the night guard could barely even squirm anymore, the devilish jester decided it was time for the finale.             “Hmhmheheh, this has been fun, buuuut it’s time to end this nonsense and put you to bed!” He scooted to take a seat next to Nate, trapping him by clamping one of his legs across the top of the brunette’s collarbones - being mindful not to choke him - and splaying his other leg out to his side like he was doing half-splits. From here, he showed off even more of his flexibility by keeping one hand meanly ticking at Nate’s belly, sides and ribs, while reaching way down with his other arm to skitter his claws skillfully against his kicking feet.                 “NNOOooOO-HAHAHAHAHA!!” Nate wasn’t going to be able to take much more with the robot going after his feet and his torso. Especially when he heard the robot’s servos whirring into overdrive. He lost track of how long Moon kept up his attack, gasping for breath and tears streaming from the corners of his eyes, until finally, he had to throw in the towel.

               “E-ECLIIIHIHIHIPSE!!”

           Moon immediately stopped his assault, his finger caps closing back up, allowing the young man a few moments to pant for breath, some residual giggles still bubbling up from him. Moon tilted his head as he observed his handiwork. Somehow, that permanent grin looked even more smug than usual.             “Awww, poor thing, you’re exhausted~” He cooed, booping him on the nose.           “Gee... I wonder... why,” Nate stuck out his tongue at him.            The jester snickered. “Well, now you’re going to have to sleep.”           “I can’t, Moon, I have to stayyYEE-!” He scooped up the brunette in his arms.           “Never you mind that. You’re coming with me,” he huffed, “Where I can keep my eye on you.”

         Nate groaned and flopped back against him in defeat. He was too tired to try and argue. He just hoped he wasn’t going to have to put “Fired for being tickled half to death by a robot” on his resume.             As he crossed the daycare, the bot shuffled in his pocket for one of his Moondrop candies. “Eat this.”            Nate raised an eyebrow. “You trying to drug me?”         “It’s melatonin, idiot,” he growled. “You do not have a doctor’s note on file for the other kind.”           Nate snorted back giggles. It was fun pushing this grumpy robot’s buttons...Even though he now knew what the consequences were. But he conceded, popping the candy into his mouth. It tasted like blueberry yogurt.

        Moon took him into a hidden door around the back corner of the daycare, on the same wall as the castle tower mural, and carried him up a couple flights of stairs. “…I don’t understand you silly organics,” he muttered. For once, his gruff voice had a hint of softness. “Always fighting so hard against your natural sleep cycles for no good reason. You’re not machines like us, you know.”            Nate looked up at him quizzically. Was he actually showing concern?           When they got to the top, they entered a small, dark room, illuminated only by a small space globe casting constellations onto the ceiling and walls. The room was filled with various clutter of toys, plushies, building blocks, and a huge pile of blankets, pillows and sleeping bags. Moon carried him over to the pile, plopping himself down to lay back against the pillows, hugging his arms firmly around his captive.           “You’re really not gonna let me go, are you?”           “Nope~”            Nate sighed, accepting his fate and snuggling up to him. This actually felt kind of comforting… “You’re surprisingly cuddly for someone who hates night guards,” he teased.           And was immediately answered by a brief barrage of tickles against his ribs. “ACK-HAHAHA!!”          ”You’re….Tolerable. I enjoy having a plaything,” he chuckled meanly.            Nate buried his face into his chest to hide his blush. After a few moments, he spoke up. “Y'know, I was going to suggest watching a movie or playing some games together like I did with Sun… Or at least talk with you for a little bit.”          “I’ll pass.”          Nate grumbled and frowned up at him. “Can I at least ask what else you like to do besides tickling employees half to death? Any other hobbies?”           Moon was quiet for a few moments, and he sighed, convinced that he had no intention of answering.        “…When the little ones have gone to sleep, I like to read. And…I enjoy the occasional thriller movie.”

         Nate cheered silently to himself for finally getting something out of him. But he was finding it harder to keep his eyelids open. He let out a yawn. “Mmmmm… Well tomorrow, I’m gonna bring a movie for us to watch. I think you’ll like it.”          Moon scoffed. “Bold to assume I’ll allow you the chance.”          "Bold of you to think I’ll give up that easily,“ Nate muttered, before finally drifting off.           The robot rolled his eyes. "Annoying…”

         He went into standby mode for the remaining three hours of the night guard’s shift, to conserve power. But he kept his arms crossed around him, his hands poised just below his ribs, just in case he had any ideas about staying up past his bedtime.

#fnaf #fnaf: security breach #security breach #sundrop #moondrop #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #tickling #tk story #tickle kink #jester #fanfic

[develation]

🌹:SCP Au please?

(Gotta love the noot babies..... they precious)

From- "Scenario Log-??? | SCP - 5000: Why?"

"Little gaurdddd! Wakey, wakey!~"

Cross groaned, blinking his sockets open sleepily, or more or less tried to. The surface he was laying on was soft and warm, though there was an underlying chill to it to keep him from sweating. The idea of moving seemed far off and laborious, Cross felt as if he could sleep for days.

But something was wrong.

His soul pulsed with a dangerous cocktail of emotions, anger, betrayal, and most of all fear. Had something happened? It had just been another normal day, right? But then... why was he asleep in the first place? He didn't remember going to sleep. He didn't even remember the rest of the day past the site higher-ups wanting to talk with him.

"Crossy-poo! Come on, up-and-at-em'!"

"Could you not be annoying right now."

"Aww, come on Dusty-poo! Someones gotta motivate our little pack-mate back to the world of the living."

"Don't call me that."

Cross shuffled in his thinking haze, the voices going on over his head irrelevant. He had been in a room, with some of the other guards and Blue. That's right, Blue was there. But there was something wrong with his eyelights and his voice, like he wasn't really there.

Right?

He thinks on it harder, about what kind of conversation they had. Cross remembers the confusion and then...

And then it clicks in his head.

Blue had shot him. Three times.

Blue had killed him.

Cross shoots up and scrambles for his holster, unable to find it right before something snakes around his waist and pushes him back down. He struggles briefly, till his head clears enough to recognize the voices and faces around him.

"Cross." Nightmare's wispy and ghostly form is partially underneath him. The tentacles that sprout from his shoulder blades to all the way down his spine, some forming tail-like limbs, are laid out in a nest-like structure. "Calm down."

Cross doesn't calm down, in fact, he starts to hyperventilate, hands pawing at the holes in his ribcage underneath his changed shirt.

"Your uniform was soaked in blood. Had to get rid of it." He jolts and looks up to find Dust floating above him.

"Cross." Nightmare calls to him once more, and Cross takes a deep breath. The eldritch was almost curled around him the way a dragon would its treasure, Killer and Horror leaning over their "Bosses" back to peer at him.

"Hi there!" Killer calls, cheerfully. "About time, we've got a decent amount of stuff to catch you up on."

He blinks at the SCP, before taking a deep breath. Emotional break down later, clearly something problematic had to happen for Nightmare to be this possessive or him.

Cross stills is breathing and moves slowly against the tentacles, Nightmare removes all but three, digitigrade legs stretched out lazily from where the entity lays on its side. Relaxed. That fact alone makes Cross feel a bit safer. They're not at a facility, the ruined insides of an abandoned warehouse are evident. But if Nightmare wasn't on the alert, then Cross wasn't too worried.

"What happened?"

Killer raises a brow at his switch from panicked to calm, but Nightmare only smirks a small smile. "You were killed." The statement comes out smoothly, though Cross can see the hint of rage in his voice. "Dream brought you back, and gave you to me to look after."

Dying barely even touched to the surface of all the horrible things Cross has seen. He strangely didn't have too much of a problem with dying, it was the fact that Blue, of all people, was the one who killed him.

What had he done wrong? The higher-ups treasured him as a useful tool, why kill it off? Especially now, when everything had been going so smoothly.

Had a Cognitohazard gotten out? He hoped not, those things were a pain to deal with.

...was Outer okay?

"Explanation?"

"Please."

"Dust," Said SCP floated to attention, "Would you please bring me the laptop."

Cross directed a look a Nightmare, and the entity nodded towards Killer. Cross then gave Killer that look, and the SCP faked a hurt look. His quills spiking up at the accusation.

"What!? I thought it would come in handy! Foundation laptops don't need wifi." Horror let out a snorting growl and Killer poked him with one of his blades.

"How many people did you kill?"

"What! Me? I'd never do that."

Nightmare sighed sufferingly as Dust floated over with the laptop, opening it up and pulling up to the right page. The device is set in his hands and Cross narrows his eyesockets at the text. And the SCP Foundation logo above it.

"Cross. Prepare yourself." He does, and quietly thanks Nightmare for his calm demeanor before reading.

The following is a message composed via consensus of the O5 Council.

For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as the SCP Foundation. Our previous mission centered around the containment and study of anomalous objects, entities and other assorted phenomena. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one-hundred years.

Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human and monster race.

There will be no further communication.

...

...What.

"Gonna be honest, that's about the same reaction I had." Killer's voice sounds far away, distant.

Dust is the next to speak. "The Foundation sent this to every government and news organization globally. The whole planet's under attack right now."

Horror whines, Cross feels a hand rest on his shoulder but he doesn't respond to it. Still staring at the screen, reading the text over and over again.

"This is not only the reason why they decided to terminate you, but because of your nature as well. Error has informed you of your SCP-00X status in the files. The Foundation started its new "mission" by terminating any human and monster sympathetic SCPs. That includes you, Dream, and Outer. Who are both safe, of course"

"As of now, they are slowly releasing every one of us. SCP-096's face is circulating around social media, SCP - 682 is having its fun in major cities. I'm sure you get the picture."

Nightmare was correct. Cross did get the picture.

The world wasn't going to last very long.

#ask event #ask #ask game #emeraldtrainer1 #scp au #writing

[batarangsoundsdumb]

hae interrogationes multae respondeant quia demens .

if you read this entire ask post you deserve a gold star and financial recompensation

Um, Obviously because when you’re adopted by a white guy you automatically become white duhhh

this is about this post lmao and yeah youre absolutely right, you have to hand your poc card in when you get adopted by a white guy.

Do you think Cass would listen to Yanni, the YouTube channel epic symphonic rock, or some other stuff? There's some cool mashups but idk if that's up your alley, I kinda feel like I'm pushing it with my weird taste of music by recommending an orchestra cover of metal, but i just love that sort of thing and mashups :P @harvestyourcherries 

i haven’t heard of that? but in my personal (correct) opinion steph listens to classical music, and then both modern and older, and then also stuff like black sabbath, iron maiden, but also hardrock and hardcore. i like the idea of cass just liking the most extreme screaming songs full of noise and then also listen to pachelbel’s 370th sonata yanno? THANK YOU for the rec tho

speaking of ur cass playlist hc...reminds of the time (yesterday) i found 2 playlists randomly on spotify from the same user. one was abt 3 hours of instrumental/classical "dark" & "nostalgic" music. the other almost 11 hours of nothing but hardcore bass/synth/electronic music. just an incredible tightrope act to put on in public. the synth one was also called like "psalms for synth sluts" which is Also incredible

tbh i LOVE synth SO MUCH like for no reason at all but then also cannot handle a poppy electronic beat lmao. but this seems like the kinda thing i’d do but just in one (1) playlist bc i just sort songs by vibe instead of genre? that’s how i end up with britney spears and billy ray cyrus in the same playlist. 

Oh, I want Kate Kane playlist next! It would be amazing if you could do one when you have time and will 🙏

how rude would it be of me to just say no? like sorry kate but idk you and also you seem way too keen on the us military for an institution that homophobically targeted you? (and also commits war crimes) but let’s unpack the fact that the institution that caused the death of your mom and sister and also got you blacklisted for being gay is still one you align with???

'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' --- when i tell you i fucking screamed LOL!!!!!!! i can imagine the cameraman not knowing if he should cut to commercial or keep it on these two weirdos fighting on stage (bruce definitely ruffled dick's hair/noogied him right?? 

about this post but yeah lmao. this cameraman just turns to like the audience to get a reaction and it’s just multiple moments of CLEAR shock.

you are the only funny person on this hellsite

how egotistical is it for me to say that i get this ask multiple times a month? bc it literally happens so often it’s hilarious to me.

Wish there was more john/Bruce content 😔😔😔 was so hungry I actually looked at canon media 😔😔😔 (Justice League Dark babeeeyyyyyy)

check out batman: damned for some mediocre content but at least it’s john/bruce (also very interesting story and stuff, just got very >:( over this weird part where harley quinn tried to r*pe bruce or something? it’s not for everyone)

dick grayson but he's nicki minaj

his anaconda don’t want none,,, unless...... 

Dick Grayson was never a cop, he played Marshall on Paw Patrol

you are SO right. also paw patrol is a fucking good show idc. that shit could’ve been the new steven universe on this hellsite.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CS1lI0bLI7-/?utm_medium=copy_link

...

why do people keep reposting my CONTENT. if you are not funny yourself don’t just grab shit off of tumblr and post it on insta,,, get a life. sidenote: should i start an insta and get all these ppl to take my content down that would be funny as hell.

Might I suggest for a Gotham City Meme: something about the true crime fandom thirsting for the rogues gallery

ok can i just say something slightly controversial?? no? i don’t find true crime ppl who are into criminals funny, that shits disturbing irl im not gonna bring that into my very chill universe.

i may have never seen a 'jason cleaning guns in sink' fic but i do know he WOULD

THANK YOU

bestie im sorry to say this to you but while you can, and people do wash their guns in the sink, that is a lot of lead in a very vital part of the kitchen.

people tend to do it in the bathtub.

WHY???? like damn why do you even have guns

i dont think i read many gun sink fics exactly but i have read lots of fics where jason cleanes his guns in the living room. usualy dissembles them and cleans them with a rag i think

lmao fair enough, like i think that’s a large part of what i remember as well.

if you say you've seen/read gun sink fics I believe you. I think those of us who didn't see them are lucky or maybe didn't search for fics by tags or something idk

i mean ive never sought them out but i HAVE seen them,, like definitely i know almost for certain.

saw your tags and I'm interested in Steph/Kara now. They would be the most chaotic couple <3

literally thoooo, i have a wip where they get together in a zombie apocalypse and like UGGGHhhh i am so in love with them.

I am the Breece anon. Thanks for the recommendation; am reading now. I’ve always been a hardcore Superman fan because I love my pure himbo farm boy. My logic is, if one Bruce is a Broose, then multiple Broose are a herd of Breece. And this is a hill upon which I will perish.

fair enough,,,, like moose, meese, goose, geese, bruce, breece. i get your logic and i stand by it as well. (glad you enjoyed the comic recs!!!!)

It's a beautiful day in Gotham, and you are a group of horrible Breece

OH my god dude lmao

there only being 42 fics on ao3 for tim and bernard is honestly so sad i need more

it’s like twice that now!!! we did it lads. (tho very sad that my fic isnt number one but like number 4 :((((  )

i'm too late you already did the poll lol but may i suggest bethy (bernard + timothy)

shit dude that wouldve been so fucking funnyyyyy. think ppl have just stuck to timber tho, tim/bernard kinda died down recently and i think it’s too bad, they’re a great couple and i love them.

Wait, hear me out

Bernothy @redlightofdawn

great recommendation (lmao this ask is from like a month ago) but very sorry to announce that NARDTH is the superior shipname

Wait, we know that bernard likes milfs (Tim's step-mom) but what about dilfs? gilfs?

Wait no, I regret sending that ask

these were two seperate asks and they’re HILARIOUS. in my personal opinion tho,,, milfs, gilfs, dilfs are just about vibes and bernard is just attracted to sexy ppl who may sometimes be milfs, dilfs, or EVEN gilfs.

crime in bludhaven would drop to half if nightwing had a boob window. in this essay i will-

WHERE’S THE ESSAY ANON, WHERE’S THE FUCKING ESSAY

Wait if Barbra and Tim r at opposite ends at all times what happened to Barbra once everyone’s Tim’s ever love before started dying lol

she won a lottery ticket and spent 2 weeks on a resort in the bahamas before returning home and finding out that the joker was arrested for tax evasion and then spent a month staying at her big tiddie goth girlfriend’s house before conner came back to life and she broke her pinkie playing table hockey.

Why is the opposite end thing so funny and compelling to me. Tim comes back from his depression quest for Bruce and Babs is now a literal god

lmao when tim loses his spleen barbara reaches nirvana.

Are you still taking music recs because I have three songs that remind me of Jason that I think you'd like

send to me or lose a toe

🌸 ⭐ put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. it’s time to spread positivity! ⭐🌸😋

thanks, i wont tho on account of i wont.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMduBy3Sr/

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This is the whole of Blüdhaven and everyone anywhere.

Nightwings ass alone saves more people in a calendar year and does more for so society than most heroes do their whole career.Also u are one of the funniest tumblr pages out there. The vibes are unmatched and the memes and tags ✨send me✨.Thank u and goodnight @julia-flow 

fanksss also lmao.

That's going to be a little bit difficult to explain, but

There's some music that you listen to and you think, "oh my gosh, I can perfectly imagine Dick Grayson singing this song, with the same voice as the singer because that voice matches with Dick Grayson"?

oh yeah totally lmao. i have a lot of songs that i think are just entirely dick grayson yanno? kind of all of my playlists have that vibe, but i really find bleachers to fit with dick? idk.

"Lois lane/Superman" fics this, "Lois lane/Clark Kent" fics that, (/lh) let's get into the real good stuff. Some people ship Lois, Clark, and Superman as a throuple. Most popular fic tag for sure

yes totally, i think they’d be absolutely killer on ao3 and clark gets so fucking embarassed about it.

I miss your post, hope you’re doing okay!!

haha this was like 2 months ago, but i was doing fine then too! just didn’t have a lot of inspiration in terms of content.

Doot doot!

noot noot

I’m confused. What did DC do now? Like with nightwing? And another sibling? Please spoil everything for me

lmao they gave him a secret sister plotline where they had his dad cheat on his mom with tony zucco’s wife, bc dick’s life wasn’t traumatic enough yet.

sorry but it's so funny that batman is called "the dark knight" when the gotham city baseball team is called the gotham knights. it'd be like if a vigilante was running around new york called like "the scary yankee"

lmaooo no. but like yankee comes from dutch names or something so wouldnt it be HILARIOUS if gotham knights came from like german names and bruce would be running around called the dark KLAUS UND NIEK @graysonnightwing 

(not a batcest shipper) it’s so funny to me that the responses are “i’m a batcest shipper because i can differentiate fiction from reality and and it doesn’t bother me personally, but i understand why you oils think it’s weird” to “i wish all batcest shippers a very fucking die”

yeah lmaoo. i personally basically flipped my entire stance around to ‘i dont care please leave me and everybody else alone’ bc i think there’s really no point in starting a moral dillema over some fucking fandom bullshit. Please just,,, go home,,, log off, find a nice forest to have a little walk in and remember that somewhere in history, somebody probably died in the place you’re standing. and you will also die someday, and somebody will have to look at your internet usage and see you fighting multiple people anonymously while being named ‘nightwingsbuttchin200186′ like... calm down, we’re all gonna die this is not the thing to worry about.

so since like "wards" don't really exist in modern society almost all the batkids are foster kids, right? i used to work in the system and imagine: monthly visits from social workers and guardian ad litems, bruce having to get permission to take the boys anywhere out of state, calling their social worker at like 8 a.m. like "yeah dick broke his arm again... a gymnastics accident this time...." their poor social worker. bruce send her a huge bouquet and box of chocolates every month to stay on her good side

i imagine the social worker just getting into the case like ‘yeah let’s get this kid a good guardian’ and then ending up having to work with 22 y/o bruce wayne and his 50 y/o dad. and so this social worker is like ‘okay we can work with this, this is the best home i can find’ and then like it ends up landing on its feet and then the kid gets adopted and then they get a call a year later like ‘uhm so hi, this kid tried to steal my tyres can i adopt him?’ and like 3 years later. ‘okay so basically, my neighbours’ kid imprinted on me and now they’re dead, can i keep him?’ two years later it’s like ‘okay so this assassin child-’

ever since I saw that one post of yours, the meme that's something like "I know that abba's backup dancer got me" with a picture of discowing, I've been haunted. Every once in a while I'll be minding my own business then the image of abba's backup dancer dick grayson aka nightwing aka discowing will flash in my mind and I'll be frozen in place. Today at work I was in the middle of folding clothes and suddenly once again discowing entered my mind and I suddenly lost the ability to see anything except He. Thank you.

wow. the IMPACT.

Braver than any US marine man props to you🤝

this shit is about the time i wrote an article on batcest, like man,,, the fact that i didn’t get cancelled is MIRACULOUS. also like,,, uh if anybody on here did gossip on me,, send screenshots i’d love to see it.

Hello, just wanted to say your article was great. Thank you for taking the time to provide an unbaised answer. It should provide people with nuances they couldn't possibly conjure on their own.

May I ask where your username originates from?

yes you may (also thanks!!!) i thought it up when i was trying to find an original username bc i didnt want to be called like ‘timdrakes something something��� or ‘jason todd something smoething’ or ‘dick grayson something something’ yanno? so i thought batarangs, they sound so dumb and that’s my username story... now it’s my whole entire brand lmao.

yno that bit in kick ass where red mist asks kick ass if he wants a hit of his blunt, was that the inspo for stoner tim

no? it’s bc i think stoners are hilarious and drugs are great. (dont do drugs tho) 

How would u feel if someone actually wore one of those bruce or ollie pride shirts u edited

fenomenal next question.

Dick as lil huddy and Jason as James gave me radiation poisoning and now I’m screaming crying throwing up so thx for that

(Rico suave as Tim is perfect tho literally no changes needed)

i was so funny for that shit wasn’t i??? lmao i loved those weird ass fancasts

You're doing the Lord's work by providing us with all these Gotham/Metropolis citizens memes, thank you for being so relentlessly funny @nellethiel-aranel

you’re welcome!! i really enjoy making memes, but getting validation for my content and my memes is REALLY nice.

Bruce is such a slut in your memes and honestly i love that for him @rhodey-rhudert-rhodes-main 

he’s that much of a slut irl too dw.

Bruce and Alfred have an emergency pride flag for the batkids. Oliver Queen printed an emergency "I love my gay son" t-shirt and as soon as Roy told him he was dating Jason, Oliver started wearing that shirt everyday and Roy always cringes when he sees it. Oliver also has an emergency "I love my lesbian daughter" shirt just in case for Cissie.

lmao YES i had a post like this bc like all of their kids/family members are so gayy

stop bringing back batfam fancasts it is not real it is not real it is not- 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

oh yes it is my darling.

did discowing burn down the notredam because he hates the bees? @allulily

no he did it bc fuck the french.

im gonna beg for 1 thing and 1 thing only. please please please put physical by olivia newton john on dick's playlist

okay then beg. bc i wont. physical reminds me too much of glee and that hurts me mentally.

your playlist is sorely missing some Madonna. Specifically Into the Groove, Like a Prayer, and Vogue

i’m scared of madonna that’s why she’s not on there. she haunts me in my dreams.

suggestion: son of batman by aaron dews for dick’s playlist🤩

sorry, i listened to it and the vibe didn’t agree with me.

Hear me out, metropolis citizens sending rare pair fics of Clark Kent x Superman fics to Lois to edit

yes, absolutely hilarious. even more funny if they send like physical copies, no address attached and lois sends it back marked with red ink, SOMEHOW

Imagine all the smut Clark must of read editing the fics

clark reads smut confirmeeed

NOT LOIS READING SUPERBAT PORN AND EDITING IT A 2AM 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hc that alfred is a meta that boosts healing factor of the people around him. if the bats are injured as much as they seem to be they would be doing bat stuff MAYBE half the year. no one including alfred knows about this. whenever the kids move out they inexplicably dont recover from injuries as fast and feel better whenever they visit the manor they just chalk it up to homesickness. bruce just thinks he heals really fast. alfred thinks everyone doesnt take care of themselves properly @finchcollector

that’s actually such a great idea, but i think that alfred would find out and learn how to concentrate it better so he can help more people, bc he’s great and i love him.

One of your dickfast posts reminded me of that tweet that goes: 'so you've had sex how many times? Yeah technically that's not a bromance' lol that's dickwally or dickroy

literally tho. like that’s all of dick’s friendships. once it gets past a certain time dick is like ‘wow i wonder what it would be like to make out with wally, wally come make out with me’ and wally’s like ‘we’ve done this like 40 times, dick, you know what it’s like’ and dick is like ‘sorry are you complaining?’ and they just make out.

superfam and batfam associations??

-batman and superman

-dick/barabara and supergirl?

-conner and tim

-jon and damian

pls enlighten me I am confused

nope,,, uhm batman and superman, but dick and superman as well, and then conner and tim, jon and damian and steph + babs with supergirl

I came across a fic in which Wonder Woman calls Batman "Stella" (like Stellaluna, the children's book) and I can imagine the batkids hop on the trend and maybe copies of the book appear at random places (aka, everywhere Bruce frequents)

sorry can’t reciprocate that was the name of my high school chemistry teacher and it gives me nightmares to think about.

good human what are your pronouns?

wouldn’t you like to know?

I need me some gothamites preferring harley over joker memes

everyone prefers harley over joker youre just very fucked up if you dont

don't understand why people try to add like veteran policy to the batfamily

dick pulling out his veteran batfam member card so he can eat first: step aside, peasants

Do you know the song Simmer by Haley Williams? It (the first verse anyways) reminds me of Jason? It's about rage.

damn yeah i LOVE HAYLEY!!!! youre right thoo

Okay so I like listen to your stoner Tim Drake playlist 24/7 but would he listen to skegss? Also I keep adding songs mentally it’s killing me 😩✋🏼 Anyways,, I literally love and worship your playlist 😃🤞🏼 And uh yeah have a good day ✨

stoner tim drake playlist is lyfeeee. also dont know who skeggs is? i’m stupid? have a good day!!

All the Robins (and Batgirl) decide to trade costumes for one night just to fuck with Batman and all the villains in Gotham. @subspacecadet 

batman knows it’s them youknow but like,,, what does he call them? he’s like ‘red hood?’ and 3 people answer and he’s not about to compromise some identities so he’s just Pissed.

I aspire to treat cops the way my dad treats them. This man is a 45 year old Asian immigrant to the US and the treats them like his pets. He talks about them like unruly children. Sometimes he pays off local cops to shut up and stop acting racist. And usually it works. I don’t know why but I can see Oliver Queen doing this

vibes... and also yes? oliver queen handing a local cop a donut to shut the fuck up lmao. but yanno i commit enough crimes to not really want to ever see a cop ever, so they kinda scare the everloving fuck out of me.

seeing as tim hasn't aged in years, that means he was 17 at peak emo tumblr era. im back on my emo tim bullshit and im not letting it go

emo tim had a wattpad account send tweet

People seem to think that batman is so dark and serious when the rainbow batsuit is right there. He wore it with no shame.

dude the 60s were a DIFFERENT TIME

dick grew up in a circus, jason grew up on the streets, and tim was probably raised by the internet

all of them cuss every other word and you cannot tell me otherwise

bitch i KNOW but dc has to change to an 18+ rating if they want to sell comix with swear words in them so we gotta deal with imagining the swear words in ourselves

thoughts on teen titans and young justice

haven’t seen teen titans on account of havent seen it and young justice was LITERALLY my favourite thing ever, tho i do gotta admit it’s not at all similar to the young justice comics unfortunately. i really wouldve liked to see timmy bart kon cassie and cissie animated on tv!!

ew ew ew how to delete batcest shippers I genuinely digust them

log off tumblr?

Okay as poc who was called racist for calling an Italian pastabrain: in the batfam are Italians bit Damian just yells various insults about the others being Italian. Just him yelling “What are you doing you moronic spaghettihead!” At steph etc

huh? i meant real italians. homeboy is telling steph he hopes she chokes on her fucking garlic.

I think it's dumb as hell to pull the batman is the best fighter in the batfam argument because like it's just irresponsible of Bruce to let his kids fight when they couldn't possibly be on his league or something

fair enough, but also like who cares they could all kill you just sit down and take a beating.

lady shiva, thalia al ghul and Selina Kyle are all milfs @notanothertimburtonenthusiastugh 

unfortunately, i have to admit,,, you’re right

why tf didn't someone give joker a death sentence already? like he's a mass murderer...give him the electric chair treatment wtf

idk i think plenty of people would have tried to murder him already (boring answer is: he is a popular character so they can’t kill him off bc he brings in lots of money)

There’s no such thing as “ copaganda”.

all american media is propaganda. happy to clear this up for you

is it bad that I find lady shiva owa owa

no. find her as owa owa as you want.

aight I'm guessing the order of your favs in batfam:

1. tim

2. Steph

3. dick

4. Duke

5. the rest

you’re wrong but it’s cute that you tried, i generally don’t have favourites, but i have a special place in my heart for steph, tim, dick and cass. bc they were like my introduction to batfam. but damian, jason, duke, bruce, babs and alfred are NOT FORGOTTEN OR UNLOVED

oh my god i was literally just readily willing to believe that italians werent white ty for clarifying it was a joke im so dumb sdkvjskdfs

i mean some italians aren’t white? italian is a nationality as well as an ethnicity, so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

since I saw so many people doing headcanons about the nationalities of batboys, I see Dick as an Italian.

dont know if youre serious or not, but sure.

super random but

jason 🤝 damian

old english

lmao fair enough.

tim absolutely has 1 gay uncle and his parents shit talk said uncle all the time so after bruce adopts him he specifically reaches out to this uncle to be like "heyyyy just so you know you majorly influenced my life yes i know i havent seen you since i was 5 and at the family reunion yes i know you dont remember my name idc thank you im gay too" and then they never talk again.

yuppp lmao that’s definitely something that could happen. i can also consider tim having no family members, like none. until he does like a dna test and he realises he has like an aunt living barely 2 miles away from him who’s like some illegitimate child of his grandpa.

I dare you one of them sends clark superman/clark fic and clark corrects the shit out of it and then goes like ps his dick is not that big, just telling as someone who has seen it. internet either explodes or goes who tf did he not fuck at this point.

i think everybody would call clark a buzzkill and try to cancel him over that.

so you're telling me Tim Drake wouldn't buy Starbucks?

no. dunkin donuts all the way

One of my favorite things is imagining people finding out jason came back from the dead and being like "oh no does he have magic powers now?!?!?" and he just pulls out a gun and tries to shoot joker

now he doesn’t even have the gun :) lmao

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

bruce gets codename ‘ugh’ everytime. he hates it.

crazy that tim being a 17 y/o ceo and a stoner who does brand deals are all actual canon things written in detective comics comics and not made up for shits and giggles by you, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb @rowdeyclown

SO CRAZY HUH?

batman au where everything is the same but his utility belt is bright pink

absolutely, but i raise you, his boots light up like sketchers when he kicks people.

unbeknownst to the superhero fandom writers in the dcuniverse, clark and BRUCE are one of the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag on ao3. clark writes the best lois x superman angst, full of unhappy endings and scenes that are a so detailed you'd think you were in the middle of a superhero beatdown. bruce made an ao3 account to fuel "the do the butts match" thing, and makes batman/bruce fics from time to time. he wrote a superbat fic as a joke but ended up making it REAL porny. @concrastinator

dude they’re WAY too busy for that. Oliver Queen and Hal Jordan on the other hand are the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag writing what is Mostly porn.

When the dining table topic gets to politics, Steph says "eat the rich" as the solution

bruce just silently takes away her fork and knife while she’s talking.

#literally if you got through this i just respect you #this is mainly just for the people who sent me an ask in the past few mask #i hope your ask is in here :) #sorry for everybody else #ask #bataranswers #this took me 4 hours to do so i hope youre happy #also sidenote #does anybody know the latin translation for 'to become' #bc i just used future of 'esse' but it could be a different verb #who cares tho latin is a dead language #big congratulations to everyone who translates my sentence #here's a bonus sentence: tuam matrem futueram

[veralovemail]

Hi (: I’d love a matchup if that’s okay (preferably with one the male survivors) i’m quiet & sort of intimidating once you first meet me bc i suck at starting conversations, but when i get more comfortable i start becoming more open & loud. i often speak and do what comes to mind first without really thinking (& sometimes that bites me in the back rip). but i never go out & pick fights, i’m pretty chill and often times mind my own business. i’m very teasing though, & joke around a bunch.

ofc that's okay! i hope u enjoy :D - mod vera

i match you with... norton campbell!

you're both pretty intimidating when you first meet eachother, it's like a contest to see who can be the most intimidatimg.

..little does norton know, it's just because you can't really start a conversation.

but when he gets the conversation going, he quickly sees that you are anything BUT intimidating.

ANYWAYS onto general hcs with noot noot:

if you're about to do something stupid, he's either going to join you for make sure that you don't do it, depending on his mood.

you two joke around A LOT. norton normally goofs off with you if he's in a good mood.

most of the time he's around, since you can't channel most of your chaotic energy without him.

he will find out what your birthstone is and get you a ring with the corresponding stone.

on a night, norton will trap you in his arms and you can't leave. sorry, he's just incredibly cuddly at night.

you two also tease eachother to no end. if norton messed up a magnet and you say something (jokingly) he'll most likely bring up a time where you also messed up a kite and then you both start laughing.

sometimes when you catch norton in a bad mood, you start messing around and he instantly seems to perk back up.

but if he's really stuck in a bad mood, it's best to just talk it out with him - your brutal honesty can sometimes ground him into reality.

overall, you two are kinda chaotic together, but you're his gem and he'll make sure to treasure you for the rest of his life.

#identity v #idv #idv imagines #idv writing #idv x reader #norton campbell #idv prospector #identity v prospector #norton campbell x reader #match up

[amagicalmoonlight]

Watched Bad’s stream after it ended cuz I wanted sleep so here are my notes

“Rat’s adorable!!” Shows a fucking demonic dog lmao

Bad and Skep opening a bakery 🥺🥺🥺

Gumi’s adorable voice as you see a fucking horrific monster chase you to death-

Bad calling out for Skeppy when he’s scared 🥺😭

THE CHAOS THAT IS JUST SKEPPY SUDDENLY RUNNING AND SCREAMING AND BAD FOLLOWING HIM

I still ain’t over Gumi cute voice I can’t-

THEY’RE SO HAPPY TO BE BACK TOGETHER <3333

“Bad you look like a badass” “... thank you :)”

DRIVEEEE THEY ESCAPEDD

JUST SEEING RED RUN ACROSS THE FUCKING SCREEN LMAO

Bad caring for Skep <3

That wholesome moment ended soon oof

Hiding in the closet 2.0

Crying out for Skeppy as you die what a death

“Can we bite their ankles?”

Three blind mice but they can see/Three mouseketeers

Gumi’s cutesy monster voice versus Red’s raspy spooky monster voice

Bad would eat a rat if Gordon Ramsey cooked it

The sound grenades/ fireworks always remind me of gunshots :(

This is like Bad’s third time talking about winning the puzzle map lol, he’s proud :)

Bouncy bouncy

ELMO MONSTER

Drunkboyhalo confirmed

They just abandoned Bad and Skep lmao

BAD STOP LMAO HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED

Bad and Skeppy are literally inseparable what oh my gosh

R u t h g a r c i a

BAD WATCHING IN HORROR AS SKEPPY DIES NOO

Ant just slowly walking and creeping around as Bad watches him oh god that’s horrifying

“Skeppy :(“

Bad’s breathing heavily is he ok?

Ngl I really vibe with a Halloween themed horror game

Seeing the rat and asking if he’s Skeppy <\3

Bad turning of the flashlight as Ant turns to look at him oh god

THAT WAS HORRIFYING OH GOD

GUMI’S SCREAM NOOO </3

R.I.P

Bad picking up Rat looked low key spooky tbh

Everyone is going peeing what-

It’s the pee break lol

Darn that Twitter group chat oof

“HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS MY NAME IS ELMO”

“ohh Skeppyyyy”

Bad is having way too much fun lmao

“Elmo is hungry”

PUNZ SCREAM

Bad Cookie Monster Bad Cookie Monster Bad C-

Bad’s voices are all great I love him XD

Noot Noot :)

Bad is a fucking like, insane person holy shit

They got the car YEEE

the monster is fucking blind my god

Skeppy gonna target The hecc outa Bad

“HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS”

I worry whenever Bad does that heavy breathing thing cuz that’s what I do when I’m near a panic attack :(

“YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD”

“IM NOT DEAD IDIOT”

BAD AND SKEPPY MONSTER CHAOS

Thank u Tapl for the raid

“HELLO PUNZ HELLO”

“HELLO THERE YOU WANNA RUN FROM ME??” “SKEPPY PLEASE”

Gumi appreciation

SKEPPY NO

Skeppy of course you meant it like that >:(

“This is the scariest game I’ve ever played and I’ve played all the club penguin missions”

Language y’all 3:<

That’s all for now gonna chill while watching the Among Us part^^

#long post #badboyhalo #skeppy #punz

[staliasjeronica]

Riverdale S5 Ep15 Thoughts *Spoilers*

Thoughts under cut to keep tag clean!

- I’m so fucking excited and hyped for this ep. I saw my entire tl on twitter SCREAMING so I can tell I’m going to love this ep. I mean, why wouldn’t I, focused eps are *chef’s kiss*

- THE OPENING OMG ALREADY PERFECTION! I’ve missed Valerie and Melody 🥺🥺

- “babe” SCREAMING BYE “MY LOVE” “BABY” I CANNOTTTT

- When Riverdale is able to write relationships within two minutes, just not for bhva asdfghjkl; its so funny to me tbh anyways they’re so cute pls

- JOSIE 💞💞💞 TABITHA BEING A FANGIRL DAHFKJADSGF we love “in the flesh, in the faux fur"

- the song, the flashbacks… I’m gonna be dead by the end of this oMG CHUCK AND JOSIE </3 they deserved a chance. Archosie, another couple who deserved more AND SWOSIE!!!

- Omg Val and Mel joining in the song FUCK this is why they should leave the actual singers to the songs/musicals because when they force it, it’s all cringe.

- MS. NEWMAR? “No live music”… okay sure like it’s happened before lol. The ONLY people we know who live in the Pembrooke are Hiram and Veronica, and everyone else don't seem rich enough to live there (but again they never show anything to explain so we wouldn’t know) so like… suffer Hiram <3 Josie is more important

- “Nice to know you’re still a little bitch.” GO OFF JOSIE!

- TABITHARONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!! If only you didn’t buy a football team or a firetruck, but at least she didn’t do it anyways to fuck Tabitha’s idea up. But then again she’s not Betty lol

- Teaching a music class at Riverdale 🥺🥺🥺

- Alexandra Cabet?? Oh that’s the girl from the stills I was wondering who the hell that was lfajsdkf VERONICA HELPING FIND SOMEONE TO INVEST IN POP’S/TABITHA AWW we love our good girl Veronica Lodge

- JOSIE’S OUTFIT FUCKKKK and them singing broooooo

- Josie seeing Archie 🥺🥺🥺

- nO NOT THAT BEING MY RINGTONE NOO

- Jeronica sitting together muah

- JOSIE CALLING OUT JUGHEAD AND BETTY AND CHERYL we love that for her! But yeah guys chill tf out with making plans that involve her… without asking her

- SWEET PEA OMG “WELL YOU WANT A RIDE” I’M GONAN FUCKING FAINT

- THE MAKEOUT SESSION FIASUDJKHFBDSJKHFUGDBJNSDFIHKJ THE HAIR THAT’S DANGLING

- SP sleeping bby and him being soft UGH BABYYYYYY. HIM NOOT WANTING HER TO LEAVE FUCK MEEEEEEE god they’re so cute they deserved so much betttter

- OMG SP BEING A LITTLE LOVESICK PUPPY I’M GONNA BE SICKKKKK HOW CUTE the second I can make gifs of this ep……

- Josie being gobsmacked at their performance ahhhhhhh!!!

- VALERIE EATING UP THE STAGEE OKAY GIRL I SEE YOU

- OH HELLO TONI! Omg little shop of horrors!

- THOSE BLUE POP JACKETS…. I WANT!

- it was so weird that Kevin was just… there and then he disappears like what was the point of him being there?

- TWENTY YEARS? girl what—why so long?

- Josie’s dad died huh :(

- She knew Josie would go to Riverdale 😭😭

- Considering my mom died like last month this hits so fucking hard right now FUCK

- All of her dad’s songs 🥺😭💔

- Melody having Valerie’s back 😭😭

- NO WE ARE NOT CHANGING THE MILKSHAKES BITCH! First black owned business in town, a LEGACY! Go Tabitha 🥺🥺

- no but I’m crying. “I just wanna sing with you one more time.” STOP

- Josie and the Pussycats deciding to help save Riverdale 🥺🥺🥺

- Veronica next to Fangs my besties! Also of course curdle is a Josie fan fadsfjksdfhajs

- God their voices are just so good together

- That little Archosie moment BRUH

- ARCHIE?!?!?!? KISSING KEVIN!?!?!? BRO BRO BRO

- “There is no better spot to play music than here.” Yeah Alexandra or whatever your name is mmhm

- Josie singing a song for her dad 🥺😭💔❤️

- FANGS AND CHERYL HELPING TONI HAVE THE EBABY BRUHHHH also Sweet Pea in the back muah also also BARCHIE SITTING IN A BOOTH BY THEMSELVES!

- “Typical Riverdale, the Pussycats getting upstaged by something.” “Better a baby than a dead body."

- It’s a boy 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 also we see that foreshadowing for Freddie Andrews! Barpregnancy here we come!!

- Veronica in leather muah

- That fake baby love it. wasn’t her grandfather awful to her? But anyways Anthony <3

- I’M IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL, MARRIED OR NOT <3

- Sweet Pea in plaid muahhhh Sweet Pea wanting to leave with her I COULD BE YOUR ANYTHING FUCKKKK I hope this isn’t a send off for Sweet Pea (but also that means they can’t fuck with his character, and if there IS a pussycats spin off as there should be, he might show up there because Swosie endgame!) this definitely gives off pilot vibes “You’re gonna be hearing from us again” THE OUTRO? Nah there HAS to be a spin off

- and back to the crazy for next week

#Riverdale #Thoughts #Spoilers