#but nooooooooo

[messier51]

"no other planet in our solar system gets total solar eclipses" ok so i guess jupiter, saturn, uranus, and neptune are not planets anymore

y'all thought the iau was mean to pluto and yet here we are demoting all the gas giants too

#that post has so many notes #and it's so incorrect #and i keep seeing it #and i am sure other people have pointed this out in the notes on it already and i am tired it's time for me to go home and go to bed #but nooooooooo #tbf no other planet has solar eclipses you can just go out in your back yard and watch but like....yeah???? #that wouldn't be true of any other planet anyway #i am glad y'all are excited about this bc eclipses are fucken cool but also #let's learn a thing about astronomy and angular size before reblogging nonsense posts ok? ok #aj has opinions #actually aj has facts #and a phd in astronomy #and 5 seconds to look up basic shit on wikipedia

[starbuck]

the thing is, i know realistically that full time jobs take up a lot of people’s time, but that’s also hard for me to put in perspective while working full time AND doing school AND volunteering a bunch. Like. i very literally have no free time right now and the idea of ONLY working 40 hours a week sounds so luxurious to me… Like. imagine if work (that stayed at work) was my ONLY responsibility… if i could just come home and lounge?? unfair. obscene, even.

#i would be SO much more chill and get sooooo much reading done! #maybe i could even watch a show or something???? #but nooooooooo #gotta work work work all day long #at least i’m getting enough sleep #early bedtimes ARE something i’ve stuck to #could i be getting more done if i stayed up later? sure. #but it’d be lower quality and i’d be even LESS coherent for it #so it’s much better to get the sleep #maybe in 2029 i will know peace… (planning to finish my Master’s degree by 2028 at the latest) #just give me a secure full-time job with benefits and NOTHING ELSE #i’ll keep volunteering as much as i can but like. i just need DOWNTIME… literally ANY would be great #i had 101 assignments due in eight weeks this semester - that is fucking CRIMINAL #LET ME LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE 😭😭

[bolithesenate]

me: I miss my boy Korkie, let's see if there's some fun stuff I can reblog

me: *types in 'Korkie Kryze' in the search bar*

me: *gets immediately assaulted by 99% obitine content*

me: ...

me: right.

#i wish i wish upon a star that fanon lets korkie exist OUTSIDE of that ship (derogatory) #but nooooooooo #apparently the whole kryze family is incapable of existing outside of obi-wan's manpain #korkie kryze #random boli thoughts #star wars

[epicbuddieficrecs]

@staff , can we have a talk about the tag autofill function for a second?

You know what would make sense? Showing either your most used or more recently used tags first. You know what doesn’t make sense?

FOR THIS ONE TAG I MADE A TYPO IN PROBABLY ONCE AGES AGO TO STILL BE THE FIRST SUGGESTION!!!!!

Listen at this point I’d even accept alphabetical, but that’s not even the case here, so. @staff please explain yourselves.

#tumblr #tumblr staff #like the amount of times I use the Buddie wip tag in a day you’d think it’d be first #but nooooooooo

[darkfrog24]

Political side of Tumblr: In the God-forbid event that Trump wins in 2024 (which he can legally attempt even if he's in prison at the time) do you think he'll pardon these dregs or forget about them?

Any other candidate from any party, no matter what they say in their campaign speeches, will let them ferment because they undermined the political system that they've invested their adult lives learning to navigate. Pence? They literally tried to kill him. DeSantis, Haley, Scott, or Hutchinson? They'll rot in jail. Christie? He's been clear--they're traitors. The Jan 6 riotors' only hope is that Trump wins and feels like it serves his image or ego to cut them loose and wriggles free of his handlers long enough to actually do it.

#traitors #January 6 riots #january 6 #proud boys #democracy #peaceful transfers of power #but nooooooooo #the US whatever its other flaws has always had peaceful transfers of power #UNTIL THESE %&!$s #Donald Trump #2024 presidential election #Republicans #original posts

[theres-a-bea]

z-library is gone i feel like the library of alexandria burned down again

#z library #rip baddie you will be missed #literally fuck the coho stans for blowing it up #Z LIBRARY COULD'VE TURNED 14 #BUT NOOOOOOOOO #where am i supposed to read works by horrible people so i could slander them without giving them any money

[leederpfucker]

Hot take based on secondhand information: Bramblestar could have had two amazing story arcs about breaking the cycle of abuse; first arc being him breaking out from the abuse from Tigerstar and Hawkfrost, and second arc being him realizing his own abusive behaviors and breaking things off with Squirrelflight because he doesn't want to see her get hurt by him anymore while also deciding to work on his abusive tendencies and behaviors

But nooooooo. We can't have shit in Warriors

#warriors #warrior cats #brambleclaw #bramblestar #tigerclaw #tigerstar #hawkfrost #squirrelflight #brambleclaw being around tigerstar after rejecting him #is actually more realistic than you think; in abusive situations #if the writing was better they could have potrayed brambleclaw meeting with tigerclaw in a really good way #and regarding bramblestar and squilf; if they just had him realize he was actually being abusive that would have really added to his arc #he wanted to make sure he was nothing like tigerstar #but in the end; he wound up just as horrible as him #that realization would absolutely crush him #why wouldn't it? #if he realized that he would absolutely break things off and keep things that way #at least; i would think he would #bramblestar had so much potential for an overarching story about abuse and breaking away from it #but nooooooooo #again; can't have shit in warriors

[moonflwer-gutz]

welcome back to

NOT A SECOND OF GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING PEACE IN THIS HOUSE

#tempus fugit au #I WANTED TO HAVE A FUN AN INTERESTING REDEMPTION ARC #THIS COULD'VE BEEN GREAT #IT STILL CAN BE #BUT NOOOOOOOOO #AND NOW WE'RE DROWNING TOO

[deezbignutz]

I HAVE A THEORY!

Okay, so hear me out. What if John yandere caller is actually a Seer? I don't know if anyone else has said this, but this is my thought process.

In the video, he kept on saying things that related to the future like, "You will be used to me." or something about waiting and how he has so much time to do so. And he is so damn sure about it. He also said something about how he did so many things for Sweetie, what if he changed something so they'd end up here with him because he knew what would change the course of their future? So I though "Hey, what if he was saying all that shit because he knew I was going to happen." And boom, that's how I thought he was a Seer. :)))

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #I REFUSE to call him John #That shit gives me the ick #Who the fuck even started calling him John? #WHY JOHN?!?! #It could've been ANYTHING #but nooooooooo #It just had to be John #redacted john #☹️

[glacierbash]

this child is really testing my limits

#please child. #please. just one line. that's all i ask. #please. #but NOOOOOOOOO

[skelelephant]

My boss: hey Erin you’ve been really quiet today! What’s going on?

Me, who’s been sitting at my desk seething for the entire afternoon for literally no reason: oh, nothing! :)

#I’ve just been sitting here!! pissed as fuck!!! for no reason!!!! #everything is pissing me the fuck off #nothing even really went wrong today but I have responded to everything poorly #so I have decided to simply stop speaking #it fucking sucks to be self aware about your own emotional state also #maybe I would like to lash out for no reason. maybe I want a little catharsis #but nooooooooo #I have to consider my actions and words #ugh. what a fucking ripoff #sun in an empty room #or whatever the fuck it is

[izacore]

I'll forever think about how much fetus larry wanted babies and how obsessed they were with it and how at this point they might never have kids of their own. Guess seeing bretts son once every half a year its enough

😔😔😔

#ask #anonymous #there could have been a doc with harry and with their babies #but nooooooooo

[thatbendyfan]

going to KILL AND DIE. why can’t you use steam points to buy games it’s FIVE DOLLARS

#i bought a 20 dollar gift card earlier and was planning on using steam points for the extra five dollars to get ultrakill #but NOOOOOOOOO #you CANT #FUCKED UP #NOW I NEED TO EITHER FIGURE OUT WHY MY CARD ISNT WORKING OR GET A 5 DOLLAR GIFT CARD #bendy and the post machine

[mindnmybidness]

Neji getting done in the way he did was one of my first examples of heartbreak. Because they didn’t really have to do my husband like that 😭

#Neji Hyuga #my first love #like honestly they could have merked Sauskes ass #me #mine #but nooooooooo #Naruto

[curator-on-ao3]

Me: tries to make the story M

Characters: insist upon the details

#i’ve been trying to write more m lately #e is fine but i like the challenge of a very sexy m #but nooooooooo #not these two characters #and after my last two attempts to go m instead of e actually worked out well #here i am back in the e-motions #(get it? get it?) #please forgive me for it is late and i must sleep #but before i do #congratulations to my fictional people who are getting laid tonight #it’s not the most exciting sex in the world but they seem to be enjoying it #<good for her gif>

[ssaalexblake]

looking innocently on my blog for a random post and the stellar search function giving me a post from 2020 where we’re mad tennant is constantly being used to promote dw at the loss of Actual Current Cast Members bc god forbid they acknowledge their diverse casting instead of crawling back to the nearest currently popular white man. 

2020 

imagine the content we’d have gotten with not Just Jodie bts, but the rest of the cast, had they not shoehorned him in there all the time instead. 

robbed. 

#dw shit #eye emoji moment #like i said #none of this is surprising #least of all he agreed to it all #like u only had to pay attention to bts and eu stuff to realise that #we could have had a fucktonne of mandip i imagine #bc she'd have been the one they'd have put with jodie #but nooooooooo #and yes i Am bitter. i am annoyed. And frankly i have a right to be. what in the ever loving fuck did he have to do with this all? #at the expense of people Actually there at the time?