#but like an honorary furry

[marjoriestotch]

gay guys in love getting high and fucking around i dunno

#stolkien #stan marsh #tolkien black #tolkiens like no it doesnt count as furry cuz im an honorary lion okay #they get high and watch b rate animated movies and kiss

[arisatohamuko]

ya know. i used to consider myself as a non-furry 'cuz i don't vibe with fandoms as a whole and could never get into fursonas and fursuits also really freak me out due to my mascot fear. but. i really don't think that i can sit here and write as a funny anthropomorphic animal like i have been doing for the past year and a half and be like "yeah i'm not a furry" either, y'know?

if it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck? quack quack brother.

#i still prefer the term ''honorary furry'' though because 1) it's really really funny to me like. what exactly does that title even entail #and 2) i do not want to steal the real one's valor. braver than any us marine.

[bielbunny]

Had a conversation with a really good friend of mine (who's not on Tumblr unfortunately) a while ago. Insects are really strong for their size, so a 6ft tall moth would be really really really strong Strong enough to put a *lot* of weight and not be the least out of shape, more than enough to carry a chubby bunny pretty easily and flex about it

#furry #fat fur #fatfur #fursona #rabbit #bunny #bug furry #bug fursona #moth #chubby #fat #fat belly #tummy #thighs #i like bug fursonas #and moths especially #they're like honorary bunnies frankly

[beefybluewerewolf]

#poll #polls #volume #im even or 5/0 #5 is an honorary even number in this house lol #one of my friends said intervals of 3 and i was like are you a cop #so if you choose that im suspicious of you lol jk #computer #car #driving #tv #watching tv #idk what else to tag #werewolf #furry #fursona #wolf #furry fandom

[sporesgalaxy]

i think if you have a fursona and have spent some time really emotionally invested in some cartoon animals, anthros, pokemon, warrior cats, watership down, etc, you are at least an honorary furry. did you know one of the oldest pieces of human art in the world is an anthro lion? follow your heart

edit: this was about me bein confused by how many people I've seen say they have a fursona but aren't a furry, but some people have seen it out of context now and misunderstood. I. Listen. calling yourself a furry is like calling yourself an artist, to me. you can justify it several ways but theres not really a "right way."

#adddna #idk if theres furry gatekeepers i have sure as hell never encountered any #i think it would be kind of antithetical to the whole deal. just my impression

[wolfpants]

my year in fic

It's 5am and I can't sleep, so what better way to keep me sane than this lovely roundup post @sorrybutblog tagged me in! Tagging @citrusses @getawayfox @oknowkiss @sweet-s0rr0w @tackytigerfic @skeptiquewrites @mallstars @sitp-recs @moonflower-rose @danpuff-ao3 @writcraft @wrapped-up and anyone else who sees this and wants to play too!

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Thickets | Drarry | E | 17.3k

When Draco returns to the UK after two decades of building his career as an internationally-renowned artist to look after his ailing, estranged father, he crosses paths with his former flame, Harry Potter, in the most unexpected way.

Waiting for the Moon to Rise | Drarry | E | 8.9k

When Harry and Draco move into Grimmauld Place straight out of Hogwarts, the last person they expect to find taking up residence is Bill ‘divorced, dishevelled, and dangerous’ Weasley. But what if their new, furry little problem is the help they need to finally bring them closer? Stranger things have happened, Draco supposes.

Terrible People | Drarry | E | 52.8k

What happens when Harry and Draco end up on the same Muggle gay cruise? They certainly didn't plan for it to happen (but their friends might have). They're stuck with each other for a week, they might as well make the most of it, right?

A Saviour's Guide to Manners and Decorum | Drarry | E | 13.1k

Honorary Minister Harry Potter (yes, he's fully aware his job title is meaningless, and he quite likes it that way) is a disaster at public events. After seven years of dealing with his boorish behaviour, cringey table manners, and clumsy dancing, the Ministry's press team take matters into their own hands and hire Wixen Britain's leading Etiquette and Deportment Expert, Draco Malfoy, to take on the challenge of cleaning up Harry's image before the Ministry's 300th Anniversary Celebration Gala.

Everybody Hates a Tourist | Drarry | E | 51.5k

On a stag do in sunny Brighton with the Gryffindor lads, the last person Harry expects to run into is Draco Malfoy. After a glimpse of Malfoy’s Muggle life in Britain’s gay capital, Harry’s curiosity gets the better of him and he finds himself returning to the seaside again and again, drawn to the city, drawn to this new version of Malfoy that Harry barely recognises from school.

Precious Metal | Ronarry, Dron, Drarry | M | 28k

Precious metal awaits in an abandoned, cursed cottage on the Isle of Jura. Ron’s illegal hunting ring is on it, but disaster strikes when he runs into a jumpy and suspicious Draco Malfoy, camped out where the treasure is hidden. What happens when they accidentally unleash a bond curse when both of them harbour feelings for the same man?

Trillium | Dronarry | E | 13.4k

Harry and Draco are shagging. Ron’s got a hunch, and the only way to find out is to volunteer his services alongside Harry’s in the Big Malfoy Manor Cleanup of 2010. What could possibly go wrong?

Kinkuary '23 | Various pairings | M - E

A collection of 28 short fics spanning different pairings and inspired by the Kinkuary 2023 prompts! A mix of M and E ratings. Expect rare pairs, Drarry, crossgen, group sex, dirtyhotwrong... you name it!

#I've probably written too much this year #my brain is sore and tired #oh well! #writing #drarry #hp fic #drarry fic #draco/harry #harry/draco

[rose-tea-and-strawberries]

Building off of someone else's ask, consider in the HoM au: Yuu asks the hyenas for advice on wooing Ruggie.

Alright alright so I think Miss Yuu would get on really well with the hyenas (honestly, all you need to do is respect them, be nice to them and give them food). Personally, she is the closest to Ed since he seems to be such a sweetheart (also he's voiced by Winnie the Pooh) and he just lives for her affection and headpats but Shenzi likes her because girlboss recognises girlboss. Honestly Yuu and the hyenas share the top spot for my favourite Yuu and henchmen friendship along with Diablo.

When it becomes apparent that there are little seeds of romance blossoming between Ruggie (their honorary cackle member) and the prefect (the only person they actually like), the trio make it their life mission to get the two together.

I don't know much about hyenas but I do know that whilst females are the dominant gender, that are more aggressive and make all the rules, the males are the ones that do the pursuing until the female accepts them. Banzai and Ed would just encourage Ruggie to do typical male courtship behaviour (I've heard that during courting, a male would do the approach-avoid method of just follow the female around like a lost duckling and that is absolutely adorable and if the hyenas catch Ruggie doing that he'll never hear the end of it) whilst Shenzi's advice to Miss Yuu would be 'the kid likes you, tell him you like him back otherwise we'll be here for years'. Since Ruggie has a lot of respect (and fear) for Shenzi, her telling him to do something would only come as a last case scenario where Yuu's obliviousness was getting them nowhere.

Also this has nothing to do with the ask I just want to rant about hyenas and one of my Yuus (that I ship with Ruggie) below the cut:

So a while back I had a cute animal video phase where I binged a bunch of videos of people who either had pet hyenas or looked after hyenas and that birthed the idea of a Yuu who's a huge hyena lover and has a pet hyena back in her world. Like, after watching videos of adorable hyena cubs I understand why Harley Quinn has two of them because those babies are adorable 🥰

I recently watched Thalapathy Vijay's movie 'Leo' where he saves/fights a grown hyena that he later looks after and trains as a guard (who then goes full on beast mode - whilst hyena cackling - on a bad guy that comes into the protagonist's house and holds a gun on his wife and daughter) and I was like yeah, why can't I have a Yuu that has a hyena that's basically the Rajah to her Jasmine? She deserves scary hyena privileges (I do have a backstory about those two this is just how it came to be)

And once the portal between the two worlds has been made, Ruggie and Yuu's baby/best friend from her world are constantly at odds with each other because they're both super protective male hyenas that love Yuu (one platonically and one romantically) and are jealous of the attention that the other gets.

And then I thought: what if we house of mouse!au it and have the hyena trio meet Yuu's furry friend and now Yuu is just surrounded by a cackle bunch of hyenas and 😍

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst yuu #fem yuu #house of mouse au #asks #ruggie bucchi

[the-worstler]

Once I said that I never drink water because I don't like it and someone in the same chat said "furry approved" and I think that was when my power reached unfathomable levels. I ascended. An honorary furry is me.

[were--ralph]

I think AOC should get an honorary furry title. like she's not a furry but she deserves to hang with the cool kids

[j-restlessgeek]

I am like more than halfway done with my bracelets for käärijä summer camp meet up (vantaa to be exact :3)

Bad to read (not sure if i should make the letters more visible) but it says honorary pöyhönen :3 (cause i found the idea sweet and and hilarious cause this fandom does feels like a lovely family)

Massive thanks to @feral4kaarijasquat who taught me how to make two rowed bracelets also thanks to @smimon who helped me pick beads and looked over my sketch :3💛💛💛💛

Its a bunch of charm, i go into details under the line :3

Charm detailing :3

We have glasses, violet flowers and tape for the tape guy (jesse voss)

Pink bead for the pink men and the pink dancers

A duck for jukka

A camera for mikke (mikke appreciation)

A cat for myself cause its sweet

Yellow flower for häärijä

2024 for the year of the meet up cause i thought that would be like a nice detail

A bolero with a black star for the hair

It glows!!!!!!

Microphone for singing

Rainbow flower for the vibe

Frank the flamingo

Ananas :3

C and Paw print for Chelsea (beloved lil furry queen)

#bracelets #käärijä #käärijä summer meet up #i cant await the meet up #this will be so much fun #💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 #cant await to meet all of you

[quitealotofsodapop]

Ok but Guanyin would be absolutely pissed at Azure for the shit he pulls in the s4 special. Trap HER baby brother/son into the Scroll of Mempry on HIS wedding day!? While also trying to turn HER grandson/nephew against his parents!?!? Absolutely not!

In the book, Guanyin is surprisingly vengeful for a goddess of mercy. So Azure is probably lucky he got taken out by Wukong and MK

Only reason Guanyin ain't there to beat Azure's furry butt throughout S4 canon and beyond is that she wasn't told anything about it.

In things like the TMKATI, Century Egg, and the Slow Boiled aus; she learns quickly that her ward has been kidnapped, and that her honorary grandbabies/family members are in trouble.

She still has the issue of Azure Lion holding the power of the Emperor in his grasp, but she's building herself up to calling down a Greater Power on his ass. After she figures out how to calm down the Queen Mother enough so that the Empress doesn't run in and skin the Lion alive first.

#lmk guanyin #lmk hcs #lmk headcanons #sun wukong #lmk aus #the monkey king and the infant au #the monkey king and the infant #slow boiled stone egg au #century stone egg au #lmk #lego monkie kid

[slashingdisneypasta]

Concept: Final Girls and Boys making Slashers lives Hell post-movie/franchise.

Sally teaches herself how to make chilly- really, really good chilly. Like, she butchers her own meat and grows her own herbs and such. She continues to follow Drayton around the country and beat him in ever damn chilly competition.

Laurie buys Smithsgrove (Yes, just straight up purchases the establishment) and decides the only food that is to be served to Michael is peas. All the other inmates get healthy, hearty meals every day but Michael just gets a big bowl of peas for breakfast, lunch and dinner. He also is to be stared at 24 seven- see how he likes it. He does not enjoy it.

Nancy becomes a dream demon post-Dream Warriors. 50 years later Jessie, Alice, Maggie and Lori follow suit (what a coinkidink). They summon up Mary Helena and Loretta too, and start an almost-all-woman 'Ruin All of Freddy's Plans' Club, where they literally do nothing together except assemble whenever he inevidably returns somehow to put him back where he belongs- in hell. (Side note- Jason is an honorary club member, and Pam advises occasionally)

(Assuming that the conspiracy theorists are correct and Stu survived) Sydney realises perfectly well that her story is getting away from her, that people are adding things to it and making it ridiculous because they weren't there, and decides that if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. She says publicly that Billy Loomis' penis was tiny, and Stu Macher is into wierd porn ("And I mean, its not like I've spoken to him recently but... do people really stop being a furry? And as for the feet stuff... I'd rather not comment."). She also sends Stu the occasional furry dildo or foot cream themed gift basket.

And during the time that Andy had Chucky's head in the wall... he made sure Chucky watched PLENTY of telletubbies. To the point that Chucky knows the show intimately; He knows all the telletubbies names, he has quotes up the wazzoo, he can even tell you what happened in specific episodes- and he loathes the fact. (It does give Andy a chuckle every now and then, though XD ).

#Slashers #Slasher Movies #Final Girls #Final Boys #Final Guys #Sally Hardesty #Drayton Sawyer #Lauri Strode #Michael Myers #Nancy Thompson #Alice Johnson #Jesse Walsh #Lori Campbell #Maggie Burroughs #Kathrine Krueger #Loretta Krueger #Mary Helena #Amanda Krueger #Freddy Krueger #Sydney Prescott #Billy Loomis #Stu Macher #Andy Barclay #Chucky #Charles Lee Ray #Childs Play #Scream #A Nightmare On Elm Street #Halloween #Texad Chainsaw Massacre

[mehiwilldoitlater]

I’m the anon from the polar bear ask and can I add on that in scenario 2 the poor tsaritsa has to deal with report after report of reader destroying any fatui camp they find for no reason other than a love for destruction to the point where she expects to see one every other day. So then the reports stop all of a sudden (because reader decides to migrate to Snezhnaya because they wanted to see it) and thinks everything is going to be peaceful (the fatui actually start to miss reader though. They don’t know why) So then she gets the report of a polar bear on the roof of one of the major buildings and even she goes to see just what is going on with a few agents. When she she gets there, a pyroslinger bracer that was at Dragonspine says “isn’t that the bear that destroyed so much property?” And now the tsaritsa’s got months worth of a migraine back full force because now this big furry trouble maker is at home base.

So over the next few weeks reader has by now figured out how to use some of their powers which encourages them to cause trouble. The tsaritsa tried to relocate them to a less if at all populated place, believing that was the problem, only to find reader in her office the next morning (they teleported in). Now Reader has become infamous to the whole nation. They can’t kill them because they have the overwhelming urge not to harm them

They also became an honorary member of Childe’s family, they are well liked among the fatui thanks to the strange calmness they give, they like to lay on Scaramouche because in their mind it’s just giving affection, and they give affection to the tsaritsa for putting up with them (doesn’t mean they’re gonna stop though)

The fact that now the bear can use magic and the fact that they’re gonna use them for more trouble is tempting...

#genshin impact #sagau #polar bear #the tsaritsa #reader

[theflyingfeeling]

Seventeeth Day of Gift-Giving: Snow Day

Prompt: tossing someone in a snow pile

In which Aleksi is a struggling dog-daddy, Olli his loving little helper, and Rilla the Queen of the Entire Universe and an Honorary Member of the Trade Union of Dachshunds (TUD) 💖

~

“Come on now, Rilla, don’t be like that.”

The look on Rilla’s dark brown eyes as he glared at Aleksi told him she was, no doubt, going to be like that.

“Hey now, I promise it’s not going to be too bad. It’s just a bit of snow. And it’s even plus degrees!”

“I fear that’s exactly what’s concerning her,” Olli offered as he leaned against the kitchen door frame, still munching on his breakfast slice of bread and butter. “I can imagine getting wet snow stuck in one’s fur doesn’t feel nice.”

“So you’d rather she poops on your hallway rug then, huh? Rilla, let’s go!”

Knowing exactly which strings to pull to get her way, Rilla ignored Aleksi’s pleas and padded over to Olli who awwed, his mouth stuffed with rye bread, when Rilla pawed his feet with her furry one.

“Look at her! She just wants to stay in for snuggles.” Olli crouched to scratch Rilla behind her ear. Rilla, in turn, wagged her little tail, over the moon about Olli’s attention and understanding.

“You’re ganging up on me now? She’s barely been outside these past couple of days!”

“You’re one to talk…”

Olli’s remark was justified, Aleksi had to admit, but in his defence, he had had many good reason to stay inside most of the time instead of adventuring in the cold and the snow, such as Olli’s lips kissing his, Olli’s hand caressing him all over, Olli’s eyes looking at him with so much affection Aleksi didn’t know was even possible, and Olli’s cock grinding against his own, to mention some. 

Rilla, however? She stayed inside on days like this only because it was encoded in her; Aleksi knew dachshunds in general could be particular about the weather conditions in which they’d be willing to do their walkies, but Rilla was definitely in her own league. Besides, Aleksi was pretty sure there was some kind of Trade Union of Dachshunds (TUD) that sent word to its members about upcoming drizzles and dropping temperatures, reminding them they may be entitled to compensation if their humans as much as suggested they stick their delicate little noses outside in such circumstances.

“Well, maybe it’s high time all of us go get some fresh air for change, for a proper walk to make sure she does her business, instead of just turning back at the end of the street. And perhaps we should go the opposite direction this time, to avoid her getting stuck staring at the hare that’s not even ther…”

While Aleksi talked, Olli kept petting Rilla and feeding her pieces of his bread while Rilla kept wagging her tail and happily accepting the modest treats, neither of them even bothering to pretend they were listening anymore.

They were lucky Aleksi loved them both so much.

~*~

Rilla wriggled in Aleksi’s arms as he tried to brush her stomach free of snow by the front door of Olli’s house. She had only agreed to walk to the nearest bus stop, grudgingly like any self-respecting dachshund would, stopping every five metres to give Aleksi the evil eye for so cold-heartedly forcing her through such a torture. She had done her business, though, so in Aleksi’s books the walk was a success, and turning back home, Rilla had suddenly been dashing through the snow with no worries whatsoever (another model example of typical dachshund behaviour).

“Stop it, Rilla, I’m trying to help you!”

“What if you hold her while I take the snow off?” Olli suggested, his hand already reaching towards Rilla’s snow-covered underside. 

“We can try…” Aleksi muttered, not entirely convinced Rilla was up to being manhandled by them both. That was why his surprise was great when almost no lumps of snow remained on the fine fur on her belly after Olli’s gentle brushing (and with only minimal grumbling from Rilla).

“Good girl,” Aleksi praised her. He waited for Rilla give to her fur one last shake of her own before letting her inside. Probably remembering the traumatic event Aleksi had put her through, she rushed to the fluffy blanket she had appropriated as her napping spot and rubbed herself against it for a while, after which she settled down with one last death-glare at Aleksi. Then she closed her eyes.

“Wanna go outside for a bit more? The thaw’s feeling so nice.” 

Aleksi was going to say yes anyway, but Olli’s warm, hopeful smile only settled his decision, and as if he needed any more persuasion, Olli pecked him on the cheek for giving an affirmative answer.

They were barely out the door when Olli tackled him to the soft snowdirft and began scooping snow on him, his bright laughter and Aleksi’s own yelps of resistance filling the air. The surprise attack and the shock of cold snow on the exposed parts of his neck left Aleksi breathing heavily once Olli was done terrorising him and settled for just lying on top of Aleksi, his eyes twinkling from the smile hiding behind his woolly scarf.

“What was that for?”

“For being so stubborn sometimes.” Olli leaned in to leave a small kiss on Aleksi’s mouth. “You’re so independent and strong and I respect that, but I hope you’ll also let me help you with stuff every now and then.” 

Aleksi looked into Olli’s eyes, so sincere and tender. He had to blink an extra couple of times to keep his own dry. 

“Because I want to help you. With Rilla and… with anything I can. I know it won’t be much, with me living here and you…” Olli’s speech trailed off, as if he, too, was already dreading Aleksi’s return to Helsinki looming in just a few days and hoped that if he didn’t say it out loud, it wouldn’t happen and the physical distance between them wouldn’t exist. 

Aleksi didn’t want to hear it either, as pointless as it was to ignore it. For now, however, all he wanted to do was cherish the time they still had left. 

As he hadn’t really prepared for Olli to say such things while pinning him down on the snow, Aleksi had no means to answer. The best thing he could think of at that moment was to lift his head enough to close the gap between their mouths, hoping it would do the trick in letting Olli know just how much he appreciated his words.

Then, as suddenly as Olli had jumped on him, Aleksi flipped the man off himself and paid him back in his own coin, laughing when Olli laughed, kissing him back when he pulled on Aleksi’s scarf for their mouths to meet halfway.

#blind channel fanfiction #blind channel rpf #24 days of gift-giving by theflyingfeeling #ollixallu #just some domestic and sappy nonsense once again 🥰 #posting this a little earlier today to brighten up y'all's sunday #tomorrow's another standalone as per the voting result 👀

[kanayatherainbowdrinker]

Your name is KANAYA MARYAM.

You Are One Of The Few to visit this humble blog dedicated to lesbians shaped by vampires, dangerous women, blood, furries, sunshine and rainbows and more.

As my 101st post on the day of [S] Cascade, I’ve decided this won’t just be a private archive blog, so I will be following people. I will keep my reblogs centered around the characters listed, and my public likes will mostly stay in the universes of the characters I reblog about. (I may eventually create art or write little one-off paragraphs here or there, but for now I am cultivating a space of love and interest for myself away from my challenging existence.)

My blog’s tag system:

A Pyre For My Auspicious Passion -- vampires, or my Honorary vampires

Kanaya Maryam, porrim maryam, the dolorosa, himiko toga, nico robin, bartolomeo (hc he/they lesbian), crona gorgon, winry rockbell, olivier mira armstrong, lust/envy fma, carmilla, striga, morana, miyu yamano, alucard hellsing, makima, nadja of antipaxos, marceline, robin buckley

When I Consider Vriskas Cerulean Blood -- blood lol, or stuff that makes me think about blood

Most Certainly Break Spider Vriska Vibes -- stuff that makes me think about Vriska <3

I Believe Fat Vriska Is The Best Vriska And Someday You Will Learn To Believe That Love Too -- positive fat Vriska post (this is a pro fat / fat positive blog)

Sylph Soars On Wings Of Moth -- furry & anthropomorphic stuff

A Certain Madness Im Afflicted By -- kin stuff (will not be used often)

I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement -- asks, tumblr user interactions

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[goddamndaddies]

You know what.. here's some random smut plots I think could be fun for each of my muses.

These are like random specific things I've thought of, I'm still down for just like generic smutty things.. and I'm a sucker for anything taboo or forbidden or anything like that.

Aaron:

He's caught stealing from your muse but instead of chasing him out or calling the cops, your muse decides to take his cock instead. (Possibly cus neglected housewife or something?

Your muse is a hero captured by him because they fell for a stupid trap or something and now is tied up at his.

Still on the hero thing.. but he's captured by your muse.

Aedan:

It's a cold night out in the wilderness and they've been travelling together for a while but now have to use each others bodies for warmth.

Archer:

Rival Spy agency has him tied up.

He's acting as bodyguard to your muse.

Bruce:

Bruce is injured and your muse is taking care of him.

Sparring/training gets a little heated.

Your a criminal whos finally caught the batman.

Rival company CEO or their wife or their daughter or something.

Your muse is cheating on their husband with playboy millionaire Bruce Wayne.

Clark:

Some sort of kryptonite that makes him horny.

Villain finally has him captured and weakened and is gonna enjoy it.

Darro:

Inquisitors have caught him and are having fun.

You've helped hid him from the empire and things are getting spicy.

Draco:

Local village has 'sacrificed' the virgin to appease the big mean dragon but he's not so mean and not so hungry.

You've gone to slay the nearby dragon but you just find some naked guy in a cave?

Harry:

Rival CEO to Oscorp.

Friends mom or sister or new step mom or something like that

Jaime:

Older hero training him just happens to be super hot and the beetle announces his arousal whilst he's pinned.

Villain's captured him and is gonna have fun.

Age gap stuffs always fun, give me hot older women xD

Chuck:

Kite Man has somehow managed to capture your muse.

Your muse is a hero who's captured him.

Kratos:

You're a worshipper of the God of War and have been praying to him and curiosity has brought him to you.

Lucifer:

Your muse makes a deal with the devil for something.

Marcus:

He's a truck driver and your muse is a hitchhiker.

Mark:

He's got the shit kicked out of him and your muse is nursing him back to health.

He's a younger muse so I'll mention the age gap fun stuff here too.

Nathan:

Nathan's found a glory hole and stuck his dick through it.

Peter:

Your muse is training with him and oops boner alert.

Honorary age gap / friends mom / whatever mention.

Your muse is captured by Spidey but is flirty to get out of it.

You've caught him.

Pietro:

Your muse is nursing him back to life essentially since he got shot.

Ravi:

Ravi's visiting a doctor friend who's stepped out but now their patient is here and he's too awkward to admit he's not a doctor but is qualified to be one so just.. is your muses doctor.

Rocket:

I guess.. Hello furries?

Rocket's injured and your muse is kind and caring and is nursing him better?

Salazar:

Your muse has gone into the room of requirement seeking knowledge of something and instead of a book, surprise, there's Salazar Slytherin.

Shadow:

Hello furries again? This is similar to rocket where i dont have much.

Your muse finds him knocked out with amnesia and nurses him better?

Thor:

Any fellow hero stuff, sparring brings arousal type of stuff.

Villains somehow captured him.

Wade:

You've captured him or he's captured you and you're being sexy to get out of it.

Billy:

Your muse has captured him.

He's captured your muse.

Roufast:

Camping on the road is cold and they use each other for warmth.

Your muse is considered a monster and he's sent to kill them but find they're not so monsterous.

Sir Pentious:

Idek, anyone interested in a snake demon with two dicks?

Or a snake angel after he's gone to heaven.

Misc:

Any age gap stuffs fun, preferably give me older women for some of my younger guys as i feel it's done waaay less than the older man.

Anything taboo like step family, your muse is cheating on their partner with mine, teacher and student, that sorta stuff.

And to wrap this up, of course I'm always open for plotting and talking through stuff and working out scenario's and what could be fun.

#ooc #wishlist