#but it's short

[doevademe]

Not Nico doing a ponytail everytime he bl*ws Percy so now whenever he has a ponytail on just for looks, Percy gets hot an bothered 🫡🫠 aka my take on the pavlovian response.

Percy only realized he was staring when Nico turned and raised an eyebrow at him.

"Does it look that bad?" He asked, bemused.

"Uh... No! You look good! Like, amazingly good," Percy said quickly.

His boyfriend was wearing a black suit and tie with a pale yellow dress shirt, and that was already very attractive on its own.

But what had Percy completely mesmerized was the way his hair was tied back in a ponytail with a braided hair tie.

"Good," Nico said, oblivious to Percy's suffering. "It's my sister's wedding, I have to look my best."

What Nico seemed to ignore, was that not only was that the hairdo, but also the tie he always used to keep his hair clean when he... well...

"Is it too high?" He asked dipping his head a bit so Percy had a better view of where his hair was tied. A view that Percy was quite familiar with when Nico made those sinfully amazing things with his mouth...

"J-just perfect," he managed, hoping that, despite facing down, Nico was looking anywhere but his crotch.

"Good, I don't usually pay attention when I tie my hair, so..." Nico said self-consciously.

Percy smiled and gave him a quick kiss.

"The worst that could happen is you outshining the happy couple," he said honestly. "Which you already do in my eyes... no offense to Hazel."

"You should take some cough drops with you," Nico said as he helped him with his tie. "Your voice sounds a little scratchy."

Yes, that's what happens when a person is thinking of nothing but his boyfriend's killer blowjobs because of a ponytail, Nico.

He should know better.

(And probably he would have, if he wasn't so worried about making his sister's day special)

"Come on, we have to get there on time!" Nico said, pulling him by the arm. He could be leading Percy to Tartarus itself and he would go happily as long as he could keep staring at that ponytail. "Remember I'm giving her away!"

"Okay..." he said, hypnotized by the sight.

He prayed to the every god willing to listen that no one would notice his raging hard on during the ceremony.

#It's may already so... #writing prompt #Percico #mildly spicy #my writing #this is the most recent ask that could be considered a prompt #but it's short #so it was a good place to start #ask #anonymous

[midnightmoonbeams]

I completed the May Day event for the first time and spoke with Rover!

May 4th, 2020

#animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #acnh #may day #rover #maze tour #it actually gets you really thinking #but it's short #fun tho #nintendo #nintendo switch #queue

[ape-3scape]

I think I've decided I can't read a lot of "classic literature" unless something crazy is happening in it ala The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Count of Monte Cristo. Pride and Prejudice didn't do it for me.

I am now taking insane classic literature suggestions as I've been alternating between sci fi/fantasy and more classic options

#also when you go to recommended books off of anything classic they just suggest other generic popular classic stuff #instead of actual content similarity #no i don't really want to read the old man and the sea pls try harder #are there more books about men pretending to die and coming back for revenge upon his former acquaintances #and revealing in a very dramatic fashion that is was indeed HE #EDMOND DANTES #Dorian Gray pushes it a bit it's pretty boring 90% of the time #but it's short

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

#like im not gonna name names but i can think of at least 3 channels #where they stopped posting short form content and went #wait the patreon is paying my rent im no longer a slave to the algorithm gods #HELL YEAH TIME TO SPEND 5+ MONTHS PUTTING TOGETHER A 3+ HOUR VIDEO #and i eat that shit up every time

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

#tiktok #tiktoks #well actually this is from #instagram reels #Instagram #but we all know what i mean #short form videos #comedy #hahaha #🤓 #funny #praying mantis #entomology #entomology jokes #and something else entirely #dogs #little dog #chihuahua #creachur #bad jokes #yeah #i think thats enough tags

[bob-artist]

Bittern at the grocery store

#misc comics #animal art #birds #bird art #bittern #bitterns #artists on tumblr #sometimes you just gotta draw a thing #i wish i could bittern at the grocery store #i'm short -_- #birds are losers

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

#i often wonder about how many things would be considered classic or high art had they only received the marketing #how many short films that were made for class could have been the most powerful thing you'd ever seen? if you'd seen them? #“you know the greatest films of all time were never made” etc etc #but like. these works of art ARE being made. it's just enjoyed by a smaller audience with equal impact though #i think about this one furry i used to follow on insta who had the coolest worldbuilding ever. it's been years. #thought prompted by that sketch of nimona from ten years ago that was just for a character design #posted to the creator's tumblr and now it's nominated for best animated feature film at the oscars #and by the genuine emotional reaction a fan comic made me feel. how much work had gone into it. how beautiful it was to me. #idk what to tag this but i hope whoever needs to hear it does #writing #writer #fandom #fandom culture #artist

[thunderon]

“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”

*the crowd nods*

“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”

*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*

“butches can have long hair—“

*GUNSHOT*

#the tedtalk i would give if i could #if i see ‘they’re not butch because they have long hair’ one more time i will flip a table #frustrating frustrating frustrating #also this is NOT in any way a knock on my short haired butches ily #op #bestof

[vickychendraws]

a head empty thought that spiraled ;;

#farcille #marcille donato #falin touden #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi #izutsumi #chilchuk tims #laios touden #comic art #short comic #my art

[eurekq]

Love and light to marcille but she has the worst fucking opinions on God's good earth

#what do you mean. this is the hottest they've ever been #the other falin short hair. with the big old titties. i didnt include this one because marcille isnt commenting but holy shit.

[mimimar]

the woman who holds the moon

prints available here. my cover for this month's issue of baffling magazine.

#i can finally share this piece! #this cover was based on a short story called “moon bearer” by celia daniels that features on this issue of the magazine #the character designs are mine #also there's a sale on inprnt again so my prints are cheaper than usual! #illustration #artists on tumblr #illo #lesbian #wlw #sapphic #lesbian art #wlw art #sapphic art #queer art #baffling magazine #blue #moon #night sky #queer fantasy

[curtaincallforalastor]

I wanted to hope on board the #CursedCatAlastor wagon over on Twitter, even if I was a bit late. It's just so perfectly stupid. 😂

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #hazbin hotel vox #vox #cursed cat alastor #comic #short comic #hazbin hotel comic

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to. #also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

[charlesoberonn]

#alcohol #beer #youtube short

[diabloku]

king of rizz™ 🥂

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #alastor #vivziepop #vivziepopfanart #radioapple #appleradio #rizz #Luci bagged BOTH Lilith and Eve?! #I'm sure that short king has some game lol #even tho it's a bit lame lmao #but Alastor isn't used to that #That's what he gets for being too nosy lol

[iamthekingdom-iamnotyourqueen]

#the sun has gone down and the moon has come up #and long ago somebody left with the cup #i want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng #italian leather sofa #;) #cake