#but it's san fault

[cheollipop]

Head empty except for the fact that i wnat nothing more than to give san the best head of his entire life. I promise i can give him that sloppy toppy, samsung spincycle 3000, gock gock 500 master throat destroyer

no bc I saw this while I was in class so I couldn't reply but I was fighting for my life 😭😭 jenna oh my goodness,, "samsung spincycle 3000" had me DYING--

you're so right though... I'd pay for professionally training to make sure he sees jesus and the holy spirit when I go down on him

#ask #jenna 🩷 #this is so unhinged of us #but it's san fault #we're the victims here

[starcatching]

ATEEZ - 'NOT OKAY' MV (2024)

#ateez #atzsource #ateezedit #kpopco #kpopccc #ultkpopnetwork #dailybg #malegroupsnet #ateezgif #hongjoong #seonghwa #yunho #yeosang #san #mingi #wooyoung #jongho #myedit #what do they put into the instrumentals in their japanese tracks fr... #also you would not believe..but the grain is not my fault here this time ajfnsk

[sandeewithtwogaye]

First time smoking

Dust belongs to ask-dusttale

Ink belongs to comyet/myebie

Transcription:

Ink: COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!

Ink: That tickles! You have another one?

Dust: … That was my last cig…

#art #utmv #comic #ink sans #dust sans #dust tried to be nice for once and share #he didn’t know it was inks first smoke #I’ve been drawing a lot of ink lately #but is it really my fault he’s fun to draw? #cw smoking

[mxfortunecookie]

Tw: Death I was in the middle of drawing something …practically the exact opposite of this vibe, but my playlist decided to kill me, so yeah

Basically something happened, both them died type thing

I was gonna make it a full drawing, but I kept crying, so no

version w/out the ghosts

edit: My dumbass forgot to put credits smh 🤦

credits-

Cross: Jakei95

Nightmare: Jokublog

Killer: Rahafwabas

#undertale au #utmv #cross sans #cross!sans #nightmare sans #nightmare!sans #crossmare #killer sans #killermare #killer!sans #krossmare #I am in mental pain rn and it’s their fault #tw death

[marypsue]

There’ve been a few responses to/reblogs with tags on my post about DIY clothing embellishments that basically boil down to ‘I’d love to do this but I’m scared it’ll turn out bad/I’m not a good enough artist’. And I get it, I really do! I also want my art things to turn out nicely. But also...making it badly is sort of the point of punk DIY. 

Listen. We live in a world that would dearly love to charge you a subscription fee for breathing. The bastards are doing everything they possibly can to figure out how to turn art - stories, visual art, music, textile/fibre art, sculpture, crafts and creations of every kind - into a neat, discrete, packageable commodity, a product they can chop up into little pieces and stick behind a paywall so they can charge you for every drop of it you want to have in your life. 

The whole sneering idea that ‘everybody wants to be some kind of creator now’ and anything less than absolute mastery right out the gate is somehow shameful and embarrassing is a tool those bastards are using. It’s a way to reinforce the idea that only a set group of people can create and control art, and everybody else has to buy it. 

But art isn’t a product. Art is a fundamental human impulse. Nobody is entitled to a specific piece of art (which is where this message gets skewed into pitting people who love art against the artists who make it, while the bastards screw us all and run away with the money). But making art belongs to everybody. We make up songs and dances and stories, and paint things, and make clothes, and embellish them, and carve flowers into our furniture and our lintels and our doorframes, and make windows out of tiny pieces of coloured glass, and decorate our homes and our bodies and our lives with things we make and make up, simply for the love of beauty and of the act of creation. Grave goods from tens of thousands of years ago show that ancient hominids gave their dead wreaths of ceramic flowers, tattooed their bodies, beaded their shoes. Making things for the sake of beauty and enjoyment is one of the most ancient and human things we can do. 

The idea that we can’t, that we have to buy shit instead, because art is a product and you have to have the bestest prettiest most perfect product, is the enemy of joy. It’s the death of culture. And it means that, instead of whatever it is that you cherish and enjoy and value, you get whatever inoffensive (and to whom is it inoffensive?) bland meaningless samey-samey crap that the bastards want you to be allowed to have. What are you missing and what are you missing out on, if you don’t make or modify or decorate anything for yourself, if you don’t think you can because the product at the end won’t be polished or perfect or marketable enough? What do you lose? What do we lose? 

It is a desperately vital and necessary thing for you to make shit. For you to know that you can make shit, that you don’t have to just lie back and take whatever pablum the bastards want to force-feed you (and charge you through the nose for). That the bastards need you more than you need them. 

Become ungovernable. Be your own weirdly-endearing punk little freak. Paint on a t-shirt. Sing off-key in the shower or at karaoke night or at open mic night. Make up a story where you get to meet your favourite fictional character and you guys hug or fuck or punch each other in the face. Make art. Do it badly. Do it frequently. Do it enthusiastically. Do it for love and joy and creativity and fun and the spiteful joy of thumbing your nose at some smug motherfucker with a Swiss bank account who wants to track your heartbeat and location for the rest of your life in order to automatically pump AI-generated beats matched to your mood into your earbuds for a small monthly subscription fee of $24.99/month. It is literally the only way we are ever going to have even a chance to save art and our own lives from the bastards. 

So. Paint that t-shirt. 

(Also support artists where you can, and buy your music from Bandcamp.)

#this post brought to you by: me being so so sad about zoomers having crafts and Making Thing With Your Hands Badly stolen from them #also by me listening to a radio show on How The Sony Walkman Changed Music And Where It's Going Next #ready for the san andreas fault to open up and swallow silicon valley whole forever folks #anyway. followers i am getting down off the cafeteria table now.

[punkkrat]

#sans #sans undertale #reigen arataka #reigen #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #tumblr sexyman poll was so funny #congrats to sans #this is my friend's fault btw #undertale #sanssweep #reigensweep

[itzitxou]

I finished the book the other day and I cried :')

#Tgcf #Xie lian #Hua Cheng #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #I'm reading 2ha now wish me luck I'll need it #This is all clau's fault she recommended me a bunch of these books and I live in hell now #Danmei #Chinese #san lang #Hualian #Mxtx

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

THA FAK HAPPEND TO YOU GUYS!? AM GONNA KILL WHOEVER DID THIS TO YOU GUYS

*Gives them 4 aid kits*

Plz take care of yourself everyone TOT

It hurts to see you hurt!

Horror: oh- thank you-!

Horror: and no need to worry, we've been taking it easy

Nightmare: fun fact you can send hate anons to Ink

Horror: boss

Nightmare: oh, right, send it to this blog, not the actual-

Horror: boss please

#horror sans #nightmare sans #nightmare looks kinda bored and deadpan but he is very happy his childreMPLOYEES have more healing supplies #they can't go on supply runs so the supplies are VERY appreciated #or any missions #for the record Ink is mentioned because it's Ink's fault everyone looks like That #Horror is trying to be reasonable and responsible but we all know he'd be happy at Ink getting bombarded with hate #he's lost enough sleep and had to carry around his teammates enough for a lifetime #queue

[simping-lya]

Awkward close contact is always a given in slowburn stories! Especially if one of them is in denial of their feelings ;]

Also what happened immediately afterwards:

Average Dust and Killer interaction

#if anyone is curious how its killers fault its just is #lets say he used magic in this scenerio lol #lya art #sans x self insert #dust sans x self insert #self insert #self insert oc #badsansuary

[multipurposetoolguy]

i dontwanna talk about it

#SIGH. DONT LOOK AT ME #i love yaoi #theyre too silly. im sorry #its not my fault #nyan neko sugar girls #nnsg #doodles #doodle dump #whiteboard fox #clip studio paint #nyan neko sugar girls fanart #nyan neko sugar girls mayonaka #raku chan #kusatta san #koneko chan #hitoshi san #kidnapper kun #bokutachi san #nnsg hitoshi #nnsg koneko #nnsg fanart #nnsg raku

[angelbitezzz]

Goofy nerd in slutty white tank top save me...save me goofy nerd in slutty white tank top

#art #my art #digital art #doodle #undertale #sans #sans undertale #ts underswap #ts underswap sans #ts underswap self insert #species swap au #self insert #self ship #crossbones and starstruck #skeleton angel #human sans #may or may not be inspired by recent events (it's your fault. you know who you are 👀) #anyways the starlight isles are canonically very summery #i like to think that the temp is usually like. humid summer night levels? #but in this case whatever causes it to be that way fluctuated. causing the heatwave #maybe i could explain it like the heat rising from the lava area that i cant remember the name of just increased or something #ANYWAYS that doesn't matter was does matter is how hot i can draw sans in a wifebeater #skeleton angel reacts differently to his body than human angel would #largely because like. she's a skeleton and hasn't had much opportunity to see human bodies like that? #conversely human angel is more fascinated by the idea of sans's body mimicking human flesh despite Not Having It

[purpleandstarlight]

Hua Cheng about those ""losers"" who fall in love with someone and then don't end up becoming so obsessed with them that they fight for them, die for them, become a ghost king for them and spend 800+ years of their immortal life simping for them despite barely talking with said person during those 800+ years:

#i always think about that scene in like #book 5? #where Xie Lian's talking about his ex-bff like #“Im really sorry they broke up. i hope it wasn't my fault. He seemed to really love her.” #and Hua Cheng #fucking goes #“If they broke up then it wasn't love. Just like.” #and i sat there like #LISTEN MR OBSESSED SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST...NORMAL. EVER THOUGH OF THAT??? #fking simp... #(affectionate) #oh right i should tag hhh #hua cheng #san lang #hualian #tgcf #heaven official's blessing

[some-swan]

YIPPEE HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO GREASER X33

Greaser belongs to @radsee

#sorry I'm late for valentines #it's not my fault i'm aromantic lmao #i friggin hate bikes AND backgrounds #greaser sans #utmv

[sandeewithtwogaye]

blorbo chart for horror sans...?

Mmmm yes I love him a lottt <333

Whether he’s with the bad sanses, or if he’s just hanging out with Blue, or if he’s just helping out Farmer, or if he’s scaring 12 year olds, I still love him! Everyone should read his canon comic cause not only is he so cool in it, but the art and story is actually well done and has a perfect art style that captures the HORROR of their situation.

#utmv #me answers #horror sans #horrortale #kinda hard to draw him tho #I mean I guess that’s kinda my fault for making him like that lol

[oh-gh0st]

repost of the drawings that glitched my tumblr out of existence

#osomatsu san #mr osomatsu #おそ松さん #osomatsu #osomatsu matsuno #choromatsu #choromatsu matsuno #ghost's doodles #im half convinced it was his fault lmfao #its just too coincidental that my tumblr glitches out the moment i posted this originally and i was just Gone from search/tag results #it cemented an affectionate hatred for him

[lonelylittletofu]

The juiciest of men. One juicy lad.

Is Jyushimatsu my muse? Is that the strange set of circumstances in which I find myself in?

Also, I’m learning perspective. It’s actually pretty fun! Though, it took an embarrassingly long time to even begin to click-

If Jyushimatsu had the time to care about mortal whims, I bet he’d be a sneaker head. That said, I don’t express that idea well here. We’ll see if I do anything to redeem myself.

#osomatsu san #osomatsu san fanart #my tofu art #jyushimatsu #jyushimatsu fanart #i love all of them cept osomatsu (my bias) equally #i swear #it’s not my fault jyushi is so animated and lively and fun to pose #random #but #concept #jyushimatsu but spiderman au and I draw him and homura doing the upsidedown iconic kiss #spideys just move like jyushi and I wanna realize that #imma follow my heart