#but it went DEEP MAN

[woosh-floosh-art]

Deep Cut goes holiday shopping

#I have no idea if the synths Big Man wants are good or not #I just went to r/synthsforsale and wrote down the first 5 things I saw LOL #art #fanart #comic #comics #splatoon 3 #splatoon #deep cut #shiver hohojiro #frye onaga #big man #frosty fest

[sadisthetic]

jaya....? (sike. its skybound bad end au. in which jay fails miserably but “nya” never dies. can you imagine?)

#jay walker #ninjago jay #ninjago nya #technically delara. #ninjago #jaya #lol.................. #skybound #my art #im not that satisfied with this piece but man. the concept tho #CAN YOU IMAGINE? IT REALLY SAD. IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY. #imagine being the guy who fucked up so bad. everything was your fault. youre the cause of everything that went wrong #all your friends are dead. youre still trapped in a prison of your own making #and you cant fix anything anymore. its too late and you dug too deep into your own grave #but worst of all shes still in front of you #the reason why you made a whole mess of things #the girl you still havent gotten over #but shes also gone. shes right in front of you but thats not her. YOU did this to her #she stands before you as a symbol of mockery of all your failings and mistakes #like its really funny to her #like you couldnt be any more pathetic #:)!!!!!!!!!!!!! #normal about skybound??? nope!!!!!!!! im not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[castielsprostate]

im married to my beautiful wife nuance and we have a beautiful son named black, a beautiful daughter named white and a beautiful child named gray. we live on two people can do bad things and still be good people street next to multiple things can co-exist and be true at the same time avenue

#you know i went through my toxic fan phase 10 years ago. we ALL went through it. but MAN if history doesn't repeat itself #it's not that deep. dont take 10 years to find that out #sjonnie.text #fandom wank #text post

[g0at0ad]

biting clawing screaming crying desperate for more content about the lovely terrible mother-son relationship between Janeway and Kim. it's SO unhealthy I love it

#so youre a starship captain on your first assignment #youre a little nervous but you're confident. you deserve this #there's a young man on your crew roster. he's fresh out of the academy #but you have a good feeling about him so you send him to the bridge for his first post #suddenly its all gone to shit. you're stranded 70k light years from home and a lot of your crew is dead. #to make matters worse that young man has been kidnapped #you manage to get him back #but you're still stranded. theres a lifetime of travel in between you and home. #and you see that young man #who you KNOW has never been on a deep space mission before. never been home away for so long #whose parents called you just before shit went down to say he forgot his clarinet #you see him put on a brave face. and you know you have to get him home at all costs #star trek voyager #voy #captain janeway #kathryn janeway #harry kim #toadtalks

[teoceearts]

Lord Inquisitor Dalinev Lavellan

Knight-Enchanter, First to the Keeper, and Not Your Fucking Herald

#dragon age inquisition #dragon age #inquisitor lavellan #lavellan #herald of andraste #my art #my ocs #dalinev lavellan #he’s staunchly reverential for the elven pantheon #particularly Mythal (hence the vallaslin) #and he was Not Fucking Happy about being named the herald of a prophet to someone else’s god #after Here Lies the Abyss he was like (b99.gif) VINDICATIOOOON #his hair is white + his eyes and vallaslin are that shade of green bc like #man’s not just fade-touched. that’s like dipping your toe in #man went to check out the pool party and got thrown into the deep end clothes & all #and he woke up in jail with his clothes still soaked and dripping 😔 #man’s not fade-touched man’s fade-immersed

[bruhstation]

of fucking course the best, most harrowing, most gut-wrenching tugs character only appeared in one episode (a bit of ramble in the tags)

#this is tugs #tugs boomer #tugs sunshine #boomshine #<---- evil sinister laughter #fortezza bigg city #senjart #I think he's neat. I also think a bottle of antidepressants could help with whatever hes going through #okay I'm gonna talk for a bit about boomer (mostly about his canon counterpart rather than solely his fbc version) #boomer's character struck a deep chord within me that when rewatching jinxed while sleep deprived I got so scared #his depression? thoughts of sinking himself? claiming that he didn't want any help yet attempted to push just a bit longer when supported? #putting his worth on how useful he is as a machine first? an individual with selfism second? thus deeming himself as a lost cause? #and despite his jaded sardonic demeanor he genuinely cares about others and puts their safety before his own? #like mannnnnn come ON no wonder I couldnt stop thinking about him #his struggles as a clinically depressed person is.... so real? #he says ''I don't want any help'' but he clearly does want AND need help. he goes along with TC and sunshine's hijinks of helping him #gradually went from ''whats the point I'm gonna jinx it anyways'' to ''Ive tried so hard I really have but I cannot. I never had a chance'' #he even went ''okay but don't toot'' to TC before his final job! he's entertaining TC and sunshine's theory! he really does want help! #boomer's whole character screams “I want to live but I don't know how” #and man oh man I feel like s01e10 reached out of the screen and drove a stake through my heart #because it's so visceral. it's rang true with my personal experiences #it's so sad. it's probably because I'm sleep deprived but I want to take care of that poor orange thing so badly #boomer most likely thought his final job to tow the schooner will end badly as usual but with how he sounds way more upset when he failed- #-and how he even went ''I can't be bothered to argue anymore''. I have a feeling there's a tiny speck of hope inside him- #-that quickly died out the moment lightning struck and he got towed by the fire chief #and of course he's upset. hes tried so many times to find a way to get rid of the jinx but now? it's as if he's given false hope- #-and the thought of the jinx leaving is something akin to a fairytale. as long as he bears the name ''boomer'' and not ''captain harry''- #-he is doomed to this constant cycle of messing things up when its not his own fault and having other point their fingers at him #that is until he got refurbished into a houseboat (essay material for another day) #theyre never going to write another anthro vehicle character like this anymore . sad

[fatam0rg4na]

Throwback to last year where I decided to make a Josiah cap and keychain for my own (late) birthday gift huehue

Planning to make more keychain in the future for my own hehe :^))) perhaps other character too if I'm in the mood

(the first drawings were supposed to be a keychain too but for whatever reason the person who do the custom keychain didn't think it was, as if I included the png file for NOTHING...)

#liam making art #liam punya anak #old art #overtime #overtime game #josiah nguyen #josiah overtime #overtime oc #fanart #jaysiah #cant believe im getting into oc x canon stuff and immediately went too deep inside the rabbit hole... #not even the Rabbit hole anymore #straight up hell hole man

[starwikia]

anyway SOMEONE START THE COUNTDOWN FOR APOLOGY VIDEO NUMBER THREE! WOOO MILESTONE RIGHT THERE!!!

GOTTA GET THE MONEY FOR FAKING A DEATH WHILE WE STILL CAN AM I RIGHT??? WOULDNT BE THE FIRST TIME!

#james somerton #the deep irony that his utena vid went up during this #what a fucking ghoul man #🌙.txt

[communistkenobi]

more and more I’ve been wanting to go by they/them but I don’t want to give cis people the wrong idea that I’m not actually a man because I know they would not fucking behave

#It was such a fight to get people to call me he/him that I’m scared to switch again #but like eugh. I’ve really not been liking it lately #like I don’t consider he/him misgendering but it’s just like a strategic allowance. Like it’s fine but not my preferred way to be addressed #I feel like I went super hardcore into being a binary trans person and now that I’m a few years deep into transition #I’m finding a lot of things about being a man not compelling or interesting at all #it was a refuge from cishood but now that I’m secured away from it I don’t find masculinity all that interesting #I don’t experience the trans euphoria I hear people talk about it’s more like the absence of despair #which is not the same thing #+ also going by they/them professionally would just be outting myself publicly on a daily basis #and the last time that happened well. It was very bad lol

[dirtytransmasc]

Miles 42 headcanon;

though it takes time for him to become as soft and vulnerable as he is, Ganke is one of the few, if not only people, who he can truly be "weak" with, to any extent, so he tends to be really soft and mushy and romantic with him, to the point that its almost unnerving.

he's so used to playing this cold, bad boy, "I feel nothing" attitude all the time, being the prowler and his uncles mentee, but its exhausting, so when he's with the one person who expects almost nothing of him, he just stops and lets himself go.

he just wants to be held and loved, he wants to be a nerd and talk about the book he just finished, he wants to watch cartoons and anime, he wants to spend all day in his pajamas and never quite lose the warmth of sleep, he wants to just be a kid, and Ganke lets him do that.

some days he just lets himself drop into verbal shutdown and lay in Ganke's bed with him. maybe they cuddle, maybe they don't, sometimes touch is too much, even when Miles is clearly in a soft space. maybe Ganke will talk and Miles will listen, maybe there's music on, or maybe Miles has noise cancelling headphones in. its fine, his needs are fine, because he's with Ganke, and its ok to be weak with him. maybe they play videogames, or Miles reads and Ganke traverses the internet doing gods knows what, or they throw on a movie, maybe they sit in the silence doing nothing but enjoying the company. whatever it is, its good, its safe, its ok.

Miles is a little spoon, when not on guard, and enjoys feeling his boyfriends arms around him, feeling the rise and fall of his chest, his own hands reaching out to touch his face or his hair or to hold onto him. he's safe in Gankes arms, he doesn't have to be the Prowler there, he doesn't have to be the "man of the house", he doesn't have to be anything more than a kid.

#clawcode #he may not be spiderman #technically #but he was supposed to be #and all spiders are autistic or have adhd or are both #so Miles is autistic #fight me #also #look at me #writing something that is only vaguely angsty #miles morales 42 #miles morales #ganke lee #atsv #spiderman across the spiderverse #across the spider verse #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #letting Miles 42 be the silly little guy I know he is deep down #him and Miles 1610 are technically the same person up until their bite (or lack there of) and the subsequent canon events they went through #so... #Miles 42 was at one point the same silly little guy that Miles 1610 is/was (hate saying that. the events of ATSV fucked him up. I hate it) #theres no way he isn't just a little silly #even after everything #and ganke is his safespace to show all his soft silliness #and #he's still just a baby #he deserves to be a kid

[electric-plants]

cyno: why did you turn down being a sage?

alhaitham: i can’t think of a job i would want to do less. wait no i would hate your job more actually

dehya: hey alhaitham watch yourself that was kind of rude—

cyno: actually that was…kind of hot….

#haino #cyhaino #cytham #haino incorrect quotes #alhaitham #cyno #dehya #this is how that conversation went right??? #i think cyno sees alhaitham do anything and thinks it’s hot honestly #i think that man is WHIPPED #they’re like if opposites attract weren’t opposites #like they like each other because on a surface level they’re SUCH opposites #and have such different values which is just INTERESTING and makes both of them CURIOUS #and they’re both just weirdly into curiosity cause they’re NERDS #but then they get closer and!! they look a little deeper and they are just!! #So Similar #so Aligned #and by then they’re in so deep that it’s ‘i love our differences i love our similarities oh shit i love everything about you’ #im sorry #i can literally never shut up about how they’re different but the same but also DIFFERENT but also the SAME

[bonefall]

longtime dc fan and i think a lot of people are angry because alex is obviously one of the most culturally relevant instances of misogyny in media. that being said being more culturally relevant doesn’t mean it’s the worst instance of misogyny and i think bumble definitely experiences more profound misogyny in the way the actual content is presented, if that makes sense

I get you, and that's a charitable way of looking at it.

I think what's rustling my jimmies is that like, there was a couple of WC fans being mildly dismissive of Alex in that note minefield, after dozens of comments of "fuck you how could you let the fridge woman lose" and "Bumble didn't deserve to win ANY rounds" and "how could A CAT experience misogyny." But then WE get blamed for the toxicity because THEY were butthurt that the Funny Cat People have the 'audacity' to win something they feel entitled to.

Like, we've gotta be endlessly charitable as we get openly insulted because they're upset about Alex losing, a very well-known and culturally relevant character with a legacy so massive we have a whole term named after her. But condemnations of "She's just a cat, letting WC into this poll was a mistake, Bumble can't even be a victim of misogyny" only started coming around once I started talking about it.

as if it's OUR fault people got passive-aggressive or even OPENLY aggressive towards us, and that we're "just as bad" for retaliating

But like you said, it's not a "Most Culturally Relevant Misogyny" tournament, it's a "Canon Misogyny Victims" tournament. And you're not even supposed to give a shit that Bumble died. The fat, woman abuse victim is beaten to death by a dictator, and your takeaway is meant to be, "It's so sad that Clear Sky is being blamed for murdering her, now they're all preparing for self-defense against a homicidal maniac, oh nooo :("

And I think that DOES make her deserve the win here! Alex is a MARTYR. Everyone with a brain agrees what happens to her is bad. It happened in her canon because it was bad. We talk about her and keep her memory alive. Bumble gets dismissed entirely out of hand because she's "just a cat in a kid's book" as if that doesn't make it worse, and as if the kid's book didn't treat a domestic abuse survivor like a moron for even asking for help.

Anyway, just to reiterate, I love DC fans. It's not all of you guys. Alex was done dirty and deserves justice-- and it's even kind of a shame that all she became is "The Fridge Woman." I haven't even heard people talk about how she was a wary, responsible person who was still ready to rock with Kyle's new weird glowstick powers, or that she was a journalist, or that she just got brought back in another edition as a Green Lantern only to be revealed as an illusion and re-absorbed back into Kyle's mind. Nope. Even her fans just remember her as The Fridge Woman.

#She wasn't even ONLY brought back as a green lantern btw she also came back as.... #full disclosure I'm not a DC fan this is from My Best Friend + Wiki Education #...as a cool ass evil zombie black lantern #Only for Kyle to have to put her down like Old Yeller #Because he can't handle her Zomgirl Swag #How cunty of me would it be actually if. IF. Bumble sweeps the whole tournament and I go back and write whole essays for-- #how each one of her opponents were worthy adversaries and explain exactly how deep the misogyny of canon went against them #Bones ''King of Women Appreciation'' Fall #Especially Chichi actually. If it had been Alex vs Chichi I would have gone to bat for Chichi. #Chichi was done dirtier than Alex. And also I would go PRETTY hard for my girl Android 18 #And ACTUALLY? One of the WORST victims of DB's misogyny? Don't @ me? Gine. Goku's mom #Behold my race of evil monkey space soldiers and how their violent nature has been exploited by a galactic capitalist dictator #Look at how in-depth I go to suggest them overcoming their battle-centric nature and show how in a different context this can be-- #--applied for heroic ends #Watch the death of my main character's father and show how his last thought was comforted only by visions of how his son would one day-- #overcome the dictator and avenge his death #Only for that to have been subverted because Goku didn't actually give a shit about revenge. Frieza simply threatened his friends. #NEVERMIND!! HIS MOM COULDN'T HAVE BEEN BLOODTHIRSTY BECAUSE SHE'S WOMAN #HOW CAN YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE DEATH OF A WOMAN. A WHOLE PLANET. IF HER HUSBAND DOESN'T LOVE HER AND SHE ISN'T A PERFECT LOVING MOTHER #SHUT UP SHUT UP. GINE KILL THIS MAN #10000 GUNS IN GINE'S HANDS #ouuugh and her husband saved her sooo many times on their expeditions because she sucks and thats why they fell in love :) PERISH. DIE #BAD TORIYAMA. BAD. #JAIL FOR TORIYAMA 10000 YEARS #And Saiyans apparently didn't even really develop romantic bonds between mates but nuuuuh #Gotta have these two be a perfect husbandwife pair with their little nuclear family #Anyway. Aromantic Vegeta with Bulma as QPR partner and coparent be upon ye #stop teasing me by retconning romantic feelings into ur aromantic alien species to ship them im a shaking chihuahua. #also ur all lucky we're not going to be facing Sakura in the next round guys #Sakura is my fucking white whale

[skitskatdacat63]

What is this love triangle 😵‍💫😵‍💫

#one day i will make like a horrible compilation of all the various Fernando x ron dennis articles me and min(renaulonso) found #bcs theyre actually sickening. SICKENINGLY FUNNY!!!! #they make me fucking screech with laughter #its been months since we discussed it and went on a deep dive #but whenever i go back at look at those article titles and snippets #i am actually in tears of laugher bcs theyre so unwell #the title of the article this snippet is from btw is: #'Seven years after their acrimonious split love is in the air again for Ron Dennis and Fernando Alonso +' #'+ as the driver’s need meets McLaren’s desperation #LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY ARE THESE THE WORDS YOU CHOSE!?!?!?!? #there was also another article decribing their 'wedding' as jenson button watched on as the best man #like what the fuck made them write these #but yeah sorry suddenly needed to post this after that flavio quote from the doc #bcs im like wow...he lowkey sounded jealous as fuck talking abt ron dennis and fernando #as i said. describing it like a marriage and mentioning that they had to divorce at the end of 2007 #and saying that ron wasnt strict enough w the implication that he WAS #flavio briatore #ron dennis #fernando alonso #f1 #formula 1

[nabisundex]

Did a 10 pull and was like "ha this Xavier is gonna put up a fight."

...he came home. 3/10 out of that 10 pull.

Why is it i gotta fight tooth and nail to bring Rafayel home but Xavier and Zayne immediately come home no issue. Hmph.

#xavier #love and deep space #lads #xavier: faint sensation #he's hot tho gotta give him that #also this card makes me wanna draw THAT scene #but i already went through hell with Rafayel's ugh #i might do it though #i'm a rafayel man but Xavier tempts me in so many ways #nabito's rambles #nabito's lads pulls

[possamble]

realizing im kind of a weirdo about laios and marcille

#possramble #ignore this im just babbling but #the thing is that like. i don't ship laios and marcille together. their relationship is so so important to me in that laios comphets himsel #and THINKS that he might be in love with her but he isn't and that's my insane obsession #platonic soulmates for real but they're so sweet together that i fully expect them to be shipped together #like i get it. that's almost the appeal for me. if dungeon meshi were any other series there'd be an epilogue where they get married #convention dictates that they're meant to be together as the male protagonist and his beloved female deuteragonist #but dungeon meshi DOESNT do that and i love it so fucking much they're the comphet besties ever for my strange little brain #like if i ever did an arranged marriage au it would absolutely be laios and marcille having a platonic political marriage and then just #the most insane mutual pining with marcille and falin while laios and marcille struggle their way into becoming best friends #the imagery of the king and his beautiful court mage being tender to each other and everyone thinking they're in love is like catnip to me #like yeah they'd be like that and have no idea people think they should be together and the subversion makes me so obsessed #the more people ship them romantically. the more i enjoy their platonic dynamic it's like some sort of weird comphet fetishism idk #people think they're in love and im outside the window like YES... YES!!! #but also the second i see stuff of them kissing on the mouth or fucking im like oh god no i went too deep in here i gotta get out #don't wanna see that. i'll go feral over the idea of laios and marcille being arm-in-arm like king and queen but they would not fuck. #i want marcille to be his default comphet beard and dance partner/plus one at official royal events but they're not kissing. #she's there on his arm because he's scared of the other noble women tryna get him and being a baby about it #and people see them muttering to each other and laughing and generally being very sweet and think that they're dating but they're not. #she's actually covered in hickies from falin underneath her dress and is gonna get dragon dicked right after the party is over #like she's in her bedroom and falin's helping her take her ridiculous dress off while listening to her complain about politics #and falin is the person she goes home to the person she falls asleep to and wakes up with #they're a triad of utter devotion to each other but only farcille's side of the triangle is romantic #it's almost like an open secret because they're not trying to hide it at all but people assume and are surprised to find out #like people are so right about her relationship with the toudens but with the siblings' roles switched #love of her life & irreplaceable life companion. does anyone get it #anyway. i don't know what's wrong with me #it bothers me that they're not the undisputed most popular het ship for marcille on ao3 #it's unnatural. marcille being paired with any other man should be a fringe case.

[etapereine]

If— by Rudjard Kipling + Jonas Vingegaard at the Tour de France

2023, Stage 16 ©Team Jumbo-Visma | 2023, Stage 6 ©Thibault Camus/Associated Press | 2022, Stage 11 ©Thibault Camus/Associated Press | 2022, Stage 18 ©Vincent Kalut/PN/Cor Vos | 2021, Stage 11 ©Getty Images | 2022, Stage 11 ©EPA

#cycling poetry #cycling #tour de france #studied this poem in high school like ten years ago and it's been rattling around in my brain ever since #went on a little 'jonas at the tour' photo deep dive and am once again in my feels about this man it's fine #also once again the quality is toasty and i don't understand it but whatever #help i made one poetry edit and now i can't stop #jonas vingegaard