#but i thought it was a duck too maybe

[aduckwithears]

A comforting thought; do you remember the feeling at the end of Good Omens season 1? The best feeling? Of love and joy and comfort and every good thing? That is how it ends. That is how it has always ended and always will. Consider. At the time of season 1, it was a stand alone series. Further seasons were not planned, and were frankly unlikely. That feeling was what we were supposed to feel if that moment was the very end. The last of Good Omens. So guess what? If all goes well and we get season 3, we’ll get to feel that again! And that’s a comforting thought.

#but also #RENEW GOOD OMENS #I needed this thought today #maybe you do too #good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens s2 #good omens 2 #aziracrow #give me season 3 or give me death #a duck talks

[crybaby-bkg]

cw: mention of previous abuse, dad Dabi, mom reader, mention of childbirth, angst

new dad touya that doesn’t know how to deal with his son. he’s growing too fast and his smiles are so big, but he’s still not sure how to just be with him.

touya isn’t abusive in the slightest, not like his shit for brains dad. he can acknowledge, after you’ve drilled it into his head on cold nights where you had to hold his quivering cheeks in your hand, that he’s better. that he’s trying. that he’s a great dad.

he doesn’t really believe it. it’s hard to believe that he’s a great dad when his son, still covered in that fresh newborn smell, stares up at him with matching azure blue eyes, the little shit, and he finds it hard to smile back. it’d be easier to smile back if he could guarantee a life with no trauma, with the perfect pair of parents, that he’d love him as much as his tiny little face deserved.

touya can still hear the labor and delivery nurse tell him that he must’ve gotten on your nerves for the baby to look so much like him, and that they’ve never seen a baby that fresh out the womb smile so big at their dad. he hands the little bundle back to you, and glares at the nurse who hands him a tissue. he takes it anyway.

touya loves his son. so goddamn much that it hurts, but, he doesn’t know how to be a dad. and he knows that you don’t know how to be a mom either, that it’s a learning process for the both of you. but he’s so scared—he’s terrified that he’ll fuck up this innocent brat with his ruin. with his scars and history and the want to better but never knowing how to just be.

so he leaves. it’s the day after your sons first birthday that you celebrated together in your home.

you thought everything was okay, that he was starting to get the hang of being a dad. he did everything right, why couldn’t he stay? he sat on the floor with your son and changed his diaper and made him giggle those addicting baby giggles? he carried your son everywhere whenever he cried after being sat down without a single complaint? he helped him open his birthday presents? he didn’t smash the cake in his face, only swiped a little icing on his sons nose to hear that addicting baby giggle? he held your son like he could never let him go?

how could he just go like this? you thought he was finally learning and accepting how to be a dad? what happened?

#angst angst angst #SORRY #I thought about this earlier while I was under the dryer #and I was like ohhhh write that down before your slow ass forgets #my toxic trait is that every time I write soemthing short im like #……this could be a full fic 🫣 #LMFAO honestly duck it im making this a full fic #I have so many on my plate but this has to go on the list #he makes my heart so sad I love him mr pathetic man with so many troubles in his head #I also wanna write a sleazy shiggy n keigo fic (separate) what’s wrong with me #all these ideas and no juice to write them #im just about halfway finished w my classes so maybe il get more inspo to write #anyway I have a bkg draft from like two nights ago that I forgot about #and I wanna write that too but my head really hurts and I have to be up early tomorrow sad 😔 #okay I think im gonna sleep now :) #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #dabi treats! 🍬

[skrunksthatwunk]

has this been done yet

#she/he works for this too btw #anyway me with majima and ryuko in particular #but also if i thought about it hard enough probably others like fakir and duck and utena and so on and so forth #yasu from nana.. to me #etc etc. gender projection ACTIVATE #been hitting kiryu with this. maybe haruka too. smth just perfect and beautiful about she/he to me #even though i use other stuff too

[hopetorun]

calling out of work for the rest of the week because i need to stand inside don waddell's walls whispering "trade for a second-line forward" nonstop all night every night

#tbh i think vatrano would be a good fit but the ducks are asking for SO much and u know waddell and dundon aren't gonna spend like that #maybe i should be higher on guentzel than i am? but he's gonna be sooo expensive #duclair would be fun too #anyway call me don i have thoughts

[mirokata]

Incoming very personal overthinking about prom events and gay panic

Soooo DUCKKKKK okay there were such long moments at prom where I felt like we were about to kiss. But I panicked too much and kept looking away and got so scared that if we really kissed, I would mess things up. I was so nervous but it wasn’t even about the people around us- the only thing on my mind was her and the kiss. First kiss at prom I’d thought of that many times while waiting for prom to finally arrive but I just couldn’t… I couldn’t make it happen and now my mind is clouded with it and I can’t focus and oh my god I want to talk to her about it in real life right this instant. I want to talk to her about it, I want to tell her how I felt and ask if I really did read things wrong. Or I want her to laugh and tell me I was silly for overthinking it so much. I just want to tell her that I really did want that kiss. Duckduckduck I wish I didn’t have things on tomorrow I WISH I didn’t need to rush off, I wish we had all the time in the world to settle down and just talk. Talk about feelings. Talk about silly little moments we’ve had with each other. Talk about what was going through our minds behind those little moments.

I almost kissed her on the forehead. I was thinking, if I can’t kiss her on the lips, I can at least do this. But I couldn’t. And I ended up doing nothing. Is she moving too fast for me? Or am I moving too slow for us? So many ducking thoughts and so little ducking time to ponder and to fret and to talk to her about it.

I can’t with being an aromantic in love.

#too aroace for this #or maybe I’m just terrible at reading social cues #I overthink every little detail and dismiss things too because oh I’m definitely overthinking about overthinking those tiny details #I can’t believe I’m even thinking about kissing someone in the first place #I don’t usually have these thoughts what the duck has happened to me #aromantic #asexual #aspec #mirokata posts

[starpros-sunshine]

seb. seb bard wataru and secluded noble eichi as their cnstars exclusive cards au

!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes yes yes yes yes Ohhh I can see it I can see it

I'm gonna put this under read more because this could get longer

Wataru as a traveling bard and Eichi is a noble that lives a kind of isolated life dur to his weak constitution and Wataru comes by Eichis castle or mansion or chateau or whatever fancy piece of architecture he occupies and Eichi hears Watarus music and comes to the window and they have a moment of eye contact and initially Wataru doesn't think much of it and travels further after he played a few more pieces for Eichi -because of course if the audience enjoys it then the entertainer shall entertain for that is his job - and so after that little private concert is over he travels further. His eay leads him this small town that's not so far from the fancy piece of architecture, because I like to be a little cliché, and there he hears all sorts of rumours about the mysterious nobles that live in the...I'll just call it a mansion now it's a chateau-adjacent mansion. Any ways those rumours catch his intrigue and he decides to stay in the town a little and he stays at an inn maybe and he pays him rent by playing music for them in the evenings,,,

Oh and maybe this is where he runs into Yuzuru! He's on the street just observing and he sees this elegant and very pretty looking young man and he doesn't look like someone from the town but he also doesn't have the air of an aristocrat about him and he catches some older women gossipping about him and apparently he's a domestic servant of the strange nobles that everyone seems to be a little scared of because they never seem to show their face anywhere.

Maybe he tries to strike up a conversation with Yuzuru or maybe that process repeats multiple times but eventually he decides to snoop around the Mansion a little and maybe he runs into Eichi again,,,

And maybe he gives him a few more private concerts or magic performances I reckon he does those too and the intrigue grows and grows and by now the people in the town know Wataru by name and sometimes he gets free food gifted by them and they're still a little wary of him because he just appeared one day and nobody knows where this strange man with his birds and his heavenly voice came from but he seems to be nice so they come to like him.

And Yuzuru picks up some of the rumours about this strange bard that pays his room at the local inn by playing songs for the patrons in the evenings and sometimes helps out the elderly i the town and he notices he's seen this man before playing music outside of their house so of course he mentions these rumours to Eichi and Tori who in turn are intrigued and a little sceptic respectively.

When Wataru appears the at Eichis balcony the next time Eichi actually initiates a conversation with Wataru and that continues over the next few visits as well and eventually they go from "Bard" and "My Lord" to "Wataru" and "Eichi" or still "My Lord" but this is different though it's the same as when Wataru calls Eichi emperor it's more teasing than a formality you have to imagine a grin in his voice as he says that. Tori and Yuzuru have no idea about most of these visits because half of them are in the middle of the night (I imagine it a little like the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet right right).

And so they grow closer and as the time passes Wataru starts to actually settle a little in the town. The room he was renting at the inn is pretty much actually his room now, he could've moved out but he lives on a good deal and the older couple that runs the inn treat him like their own son now (he doens't even have to do shows every evening anymore, just sometimes a week) and pretty much all of the regulars know him personally now and on a first name basis (nobody actually knows his last name). This is the first time in forever he's stayed at one place for this long and it's all just because he has taken a liking to this feeble-ish blonde aristocrat that looks at him like he hung all the stars in the sky up by himself.

He still only knows Tori by hearsay and Yuzuru just briefly - somehow they never ran into each other when he was there during the day - But Eichi has joked about introducing them properly before.

in my mind there's this one specific image of Eichi and Wataru standing on his Balcony and they are both on opposite sides of the railing and it's the middle of the night and it's chilly so Eichi has his blanket draped over his shoulders because that's the sensible thing to do when it's cold and Wataru is standing on the opposide side of the railing, kind of standing on the edge of it and leaning more over the railing into the space of the balcony where you actually stand on and they are being disgusting in the way that they're flirting and maybe they also kiss a little,,, maybe,,,, because I want them to,,,,

And sweet innocent Yuzuru only hears about things between Eichi and Wataru via the rumour mill when he goes to run errands on the market and hears that the bard from the inn has been seen in the evening multiple times as he's walking the path to the mansion of the nobles nobody really knows. And he hasn't been back until the early hours of the morning. And so Yuzuru tells this to Tori. And they're both too awkward to ask him straight out so whenever they hear Eichi humming a tune while he does... whatever it is rich people do. They just look at each other and the question is in the room but nobody knows how to break it and they come to just. the weirdest conclusions because nobody in this house communicates like a normal person.

And maybe sometimes Eichi sneaks out to visit Wataru in the town (the first time this happened he put on a really big hood and changes his voice a little so it would be harder to recognise and actually caught Wataru off-guard for once). Watarus birds like him too...at least most of them do.

I like to think he once had to explain to Tori why he smells like bird and it was suuuper awkward because there aren't a lot of ways to talk yourself around having to explain that the night before you were basically turned into a pigeon nest and it took you and your bard-kind-of-boyfriend-but-also-not-really-but-you-have-something-going-on-you-just-don't-really-know-what-to-call-it-because-that-topic-has-been-successfully-avoided spent a good 20 minutes trying to get all the feathers out of your hair and clothes. Tori didn't buy his excuse but it made so little sense that he doesn't really think he wants to know either so he choses to live in ignorance for once. (when he does meet Wataru he remembers this and suddenly it all makes sense because Wataru also smells like birds. He choses living in ignorance was good while it lasted.)

After some more time of being acquainted with Wataru Eichi and Tori decide to also show their faces in the town for once and both parties have to warm up to each other and it's a little off for all involved (Wataru and Yuzuru are the only people who actually know both sides personally) but with the time the general unease regarding the secluded nobles ebbs out a little. There's still people who don't like them but it's civil still because they like Yuzuru and while they think Wataru is a bit strange they have come to like him as well and why provoke unneccessary comflict when you can just decide not to interact with those people.

I could talk sooooo much more but I don't think anyone actually wants to read this much or cares for it so I will try to stop now but just. Eichi bringing the traveling bard Wataru to settle down and "tying him down to humanity" by keeping in one place and Ohhhhhhh you can even have something EP:Link-esque in this like. Eichi is convinced Wataru will leave him eventually because he's a free spirit and tying him down would be unfair or impossible or something and Wataru gives him...I dob't know maybe not a mask but his instrument or something maybe a mask works too because he would probably still be a bard the man has to make a living somehow but symbolically the instrument would work better. But yes and he gives that to him and tells him "this is me and I offer this to you" and Eichi still doesn't get it so at their next redezvous it's like. the second part of that converstation where Eichi had to accept that Wataru wanting to stay is the only logical explanation left and he has to accept that and ooooh there's layers to this there is actually layers to this I'm so,,,,,hehehehehe,,,,laughing ecstatically and clapping my hands,,,,

#there could be other characters too in this au #Tsukasa as the neighbouring aristocrat #Keito as the librarian or something I need to figure this out still #Kuro is a seamstress (not the right word but you know what I mean) #Kuro Shu and Mika are the people who sew the clothes for basically this entire town #but it's a small town there's not many people and the clothes get worn until they're unwearable so it works out #this is gonna marinate in my brain for a bit #I love love looove this concept #Natsume the son of the towns fortune teller and he takes to Wataru like a little duck #hehehehehe #thank you mar for putting this thought into my brain ballroom it's so fun #yumefan🎼🌠 #I love Wataei every version of them #wataei #Has Yuzuru walked into Eichis room to check on him because he didn't appear at the usual time he wakes up #and maybe he's not doing so well so you should check just in case #and he walks in on Eichi asleep in his mountain of pillows and Wataru next to him also asleep in Eichis mountain of pillows? #He most certainly has. #That's how he found out about the weird singing magic bird man that stole Eichis heart away #maybe #maybe maybe #Märchen au

[hyperfixated-homo]

its missing old sasi aus/fics hours everyone

#the fanged!virgil aus #the winged!virgil aus too where he has to keep them a secret for fear of the other sides shunning him #duck out fics #lamp fics where one of them have a breakdown and the others endlessly support them #robot!logan fics #cat sides?? can we bring back all the sides becoming cats due to ridiculous and maybe stupid means for the laughs please?? #that one lociet fic where janus takes lo to dance in secret every night #(i've mentioned that one before and i'll do it again. that fic singlehandedly made me a lociet shipper) #oh my god just. secret relationship fics in general. please i miss them #i want SECRET ROMANCE (perhaps of the forbidden kind) where they are happy and soft and happy to BE soft in private!!! #is this me maybe going back to analogical brainrot. mayhaps #fics where idioms become reality!! i havent seen one of those in a hot second!! where my literal idioms fics at! #the ones where virgil gets butterflies or roman gets hurt when his pride is wounded!! #or logan turns into a bird because thomas is being BIRDBRAINED!! #or patton turning into gold because thomas has a heart of gold!! #okay i made that last one up but its still a cool concept. #oh and those fics where virgil thought the others didnt want him so he tries to remove himself by OTHER means #and then it sparks a whole adventure where the others have to put themselves in dangerous situations in order to get him back #oh and also logun. have i mentioned logun. i want someone to give logan a gun again. #sasi would be SIGNIFICANTLY shorter if logan got a gun.

[gaffney]

I really admire how you're able to ship every duck with Charlie lol

LMAO. look. is it my fault that charlie has chemistry with everyone on the team? no!!! heart of the team etc etc 😌 idk, i just love love. i love the idea of different types of relationships with different types of people, and the possibilities that come with each type of love. i love the idea of finding a 'true love' in different people (platonic or romantic). and i just love exploring different dynamics!!! like, for ex. charlie/jesse is a completely different dynamic from charlie/adam, so it's fun to be able to write that. HOPEFULLY i'll add to my growing charlie/duck collection in the future

#the mighty ducks #also i kinda hate the whole OTP concept #like the thought of there only being ONE person that's right for you #that's anxiety inducing #no shade to anyone who only has 1 OTP per character tho #like... different dynamics for different people! #unless you're one of those 'my OTP is the only right ship and everything else is wrong and toxic!' people #then pls go outside of your bubble for a bit.... #i also think stepping outside of my comfort zone (which was charlie/adam at the time) helped me broaden my horizons a lot #when i wrote rose-colored boy i was SO insecure about posting it because it was so different from what i usually write #but it was very well received! and it even made people consider the idea of charlie/julie! #and i've gotten a lot of positive feedback for charlie/jesse too #which is amazing bc this fandom is so small #but i appreciate it a lot #also sorry anon for some reason i thought you were talking bout fic but just realized you didn't mention it #maybe u were talking about my gifsets or headcanons!!! #either way!!!

[juregim]

u know how the jjk (or any) tag is unscrollable because of the x reader porn? well i’m a brave little trooper and i decided to bear that. wanna guess what a creative word i saw used instead of pussy? chasm. bro why are u making it sound like it’s the fucking class divide

#i thought i was about to read a ducking character analysis too because it started like #‘he is meticulous and maybe someone would say neurotic but it’s not actually etc etc.’ #and suddenly they’re like oh btw you’re so wet rn

[iburntthebluecurtain]

Where was she in the Barbie movie

#barbie #tumblr diary #thoughts #meme #barbenheimer #toy story #pixar #disney #toy story 3 #Ken #this version is kenough too #maybe the caterpillar room is where all the Kens stay #also I barely ducking post on here lol

[toytulini]

im willing to believe yellowjackets is a good show but im not sure im willing to forgive it for that title which makes me have to specify "yellowjacket BUG" if i want to see the actual bees

#toy txt post #why they do this to me. come here. come here listen to me #have you considered a title that is not 1 word that is not particularly unique that also happens to make your shit hard to tag and find on #websites. i dont particularly like when shows are trying to cater to develop a fandom but in this aspect i would love that kind of #forethought. please. amyway sorry thos crime is apparently unforgivable and i can never watch it now. sorry #i believe you that its good. however. they have committed an unforgiveable crime to my brain #smh. do u expect me to memorize their latin name or smth? #'toy how often are you looking up bees' not that often but i found it VERY ANNOYING #perhaps this could also be fixed by search engines actually being functional again but. unlikely ig lol #LET A BITCH GOOGLE THE BEES WONT YOU? #it was ddg but still #let a bitch duck duck go the bees in peace wont you???? #i can't think of any off the top of my head rn but i know there have been a number of movies that did this shit too and it pissed me off #then too. stop making me tag random innocuous word movie just come up with an actual title wont u? #bluh #ill probably get over this eventually and then maybe consider watching it #i got mad at arctic monkeys about this too. someone was talking about how cute arctic monkeys were and i thought #it was like a new species of like. monkey that lives in the snow and man. i was so excited. and sooooo disappointed to see a bunch of Guys #i like some of their songs now but man at the time? unforgivable

[mtsodie]

roar on the dhmis playlist you are a genius /gen

thx !!!

#✉️ #Anonymous #gonna take the time 2 ramble here bc i can #bc u would not believe HOW PICKY i am for that playlist #if i cant imagine a little video in my head its not going in there #i want it to have a balance between silly (ohmygodimonfire) scary (your imaginary friend) and tragic (flightless bird) #< i put a lot of thought into the song selections . maybe too much #a good part of the songs r from reds perspective i think #some r from yellows and some others are from ducks !!! #and some are teachers and sometimes just general dhmis vibes

[britneyshakespeare]

Last month when I was buying makeup at Walmart for my brother's wedding I was really upset about it. Because I don't wear makeup. But there are certain things it's just not hygenic so share so I was getting shit you put in your eyes and a lipstick just to wear once and then never again. I got cheap ones but still like it sucks and for me is a complete waste of money so I felt crappy about it. To make myself feel a little bit better I went to the toy aisle to buy a Na Na Na Surprise doll that I had my eye on and was driving me crazy. It was marked down to $11 too which I had no problem justifying to myself. And by the time I was leaving the makeup aisle I saw a little kid in their mom's carriage eagerly holding. The same doll. I hope that kid is as happy with Liling Luck as I am.

#i thought that was cute. #good on the mom too for waiting for the price to drop #bc those retail for more than $20 at least when they first hit shelves #tales from diana #i had a $20 target giftcard too from a survey i took last year sometime #it was an online gift card i didn't care to transfer into the store #when i almost fainted getting my bridesmaid dress altered i promised myself eventually i would use that card to order mallory duckington #she's not at any of my local retailers #and i love her. i can't get her out of my mind. #her personality is MALLARD DUCK GIRL. need i say more #who is doing it like her. that's right NOBODY #i also love her outfit to pieces and her blue-green hair is stunning #she's so gorgeous im obsessed w her #she's from the same release as liling (glam series 2) #i didn't think my bingewatching a bunch of doll youtubers was gonna result in me actually buying any dolls #especially not new dolls. like. i got into the genre cuz of barbie and ag and bratz mainly #nostalgia you know. i thought IF i were to buy any dolls it'd be a couple secondhand early/mid 2000s bits. #i really truly do think about buying my scene more than you'd know #to a lot of ppl they're 'lesser mattel bratz' but listen they hit just the right spot for me #anyway. yeah i thought there was no chance of me buying any new dolls unless MAYBE they were repros #i wasn't very interested in lol omg or rainbow high or any of that #& barbie is kind of hit or miss these days (unfortunately... i hope the quality makes a comeback bc they look so much cheaper than before) #(ive seen ppl blame it on the new different body types and what it takes to develop them. don't even try it #mattel isn't doing anything they don't profit from. THAT'S why theyre making the dresses outta fuckin paper these days) #but anyway yeah. the moment i saw liling luck #(a few weeks before i cracked and bought her) #she was all i could think about. #when mallory comes in ill take a picture of the two glam series besties

[chiisana-lion]

hm

#havent been. feeling too good mentally lately maybe ill step back from my art blog for a while #still gonna be drawing and stuff i guess i just wont really. be posting or anything as much as before on there #maybe itll be a couple weeks maybe a month maybe i might never use it again but #maybe when i learn to like art again. dunno #know i shouldnt be too hung up over things like this but like if it was that easy to stop my thoughts from going off i wouldnt be as bad as #the way i am right now lmao #so what if people are sick of me!! so what if im not as good as i think i am that doesnt mean is hould stop doing what i want #maybe its a good thing not many people know about this sideblog its kind of cozier here #duck rants about something

[ayakinari]

you ever just

#duck rants about something #hoooooo man. why did all my motivation and ability to create go out the window as soon as i finished that valk piece #i cant draw. i dont know what to draw i knew what i had to draw but i cant. put it on canvas #cant go in an art block now of all times theres less than one month and a half until finals and i need some sort of portfolio put together #by then and. i am Still exhausted i thought !! it was getting better but nope i am still incredibly fatigued by Everything #and to make matters worse its thursday tomorrow meaning the classes i dislike the most i just want to lie down for 10 years maybe i dont kn #maybe pursuing art as a career was a bad idea. maybe im not fit for this but im already over a year into this art school and i dont want to #waste the money my family's put into letting me go to this school #and i absolutely love it here the teachers are nice and my classmates are cool and i made friends for the first time in years #but god if i havent been in the worst headspace of my life this past year. #well this year was going a bit too well for me in terms of art i had a steady pace of imrpoving and trying out new things but now its just #i cant do anything. no matter what i doodle or sketch or just let my hand do whatever nothings coming out and it terrifies me #maybe im being dramatic! i know someone would say im being just that #god i dont want to go to class tomorrow either im not in the mood for a religious lecture but ive already skipped the past two weeks #keep it up any more than that and itll probably result in a call to my parents #my parents are probably gonna call me later tonight anyways. should get it together til then #maybe i need a nap. maybe i need to go outside and take a walk and look at a bug. maybe i just need to go out in a field and scream #auhgh but i need to draw i need to make Something i cant halfass something the way i did last semester and barely pass #and now im getting dizzy just typing this out thanks brain #ill probably delete this later i just really need to. hhghghhhgh please let me draw. please let me make something or anything at all #i dont know what id have if it isnt art. #ive always been mediocre at everything in my life the only thing giving me peace of mind is drawing #if thats all im good for then what even use am i without it #and sure! maybe im actually not that good at it! maybe my artstyle is uninspired and boring maybe im just wasting my time!!! #but i still love it immensely i love making my silly characters i love drawing out my dumb stories i love just. #making things and being okay at it. maybe. am i actually good at this probably not. maybe im also mediocre at this and just kidding myself #sorry for being emotional on a wednesday. must be the curse #anyways

[allergictoapples]

ah, the switching roulette, who will it land on, who will it be?

#we thought val was gonna be the default host for a bit but we keep rouletteing #though maybe he'll be in after the roulette #so far it's been #Ari Val GLaDOS Vox me Val me Angel me #though admittedly a lot of the Me is there because i'm getting attention via my hate mail to our boyfriend #maybe val will be in after #it feels like he probably will be #and there is often a roulette before a new default settles in #and we did get a little bit triggered before the roulette really took off #Vox is informing me that we were a lot triggered and that makes sense actually #one of the nameless alters switched in and cooed over voxxy for a bit #so yeah thats a lot triggered isnt it #for context voxxy is a big time dissociation caretaker #i mean he caretakes outside dissociation sometimes too but his job really comes in when someone's dissociated heavily #so all the heavily dissociated alters are crazy for him #as are the rest of us honestly. voxxy i love you im also crazy for you #duck duck luci