#but hey i'm not dead yet

[aseuki]

Sleep power coming in clutch

#kirby #kirby and the forgotten land #katfl spoilers #hoshi no kirby #morpho knight #hoshi no kaabii #Finally beat this motherfucker and the game so I can nap easily #hey did u know if u nap u can get double the hp #i. forgot about this #until I went 'wait I'm supposed to be dead why am I still going' #some may ask #'but Aseuki you cosplayed Morpho how did you not finish the game yet' #LISTEN #I am. #the Worst Gamer Alive #I needed to collect all the dees #you expect me to abandon all the wawas #like some kind of MONSTER??? #inconceivable #aseukiart #fanart

[fadedrainbowbookshelves]

Summer's ending...

#welcome home #welcome home fanart #frank frankly #eddie dear #eddie x frank #frank x eddie #And yet I'm still dying of heat exhaustion come on September come through for me #Hey y'all I'm not dead just clocking 44ish hours at work and back in school #Hope everyone is well!

[minzart]

I knew Alastor was gonna grow to be the dad figure, it's a given with mentors... but... HAVING A DUET WITH THE BIOLOGICAL DEPRESSED FATHER THAT ACTUALY WANTS TO RECONECT/CONECT AS A CUSTODY BATTLE WAS NOT ON THE BINGO LIST HOLD ON-

#hh #hazbin spoilers #hazbin hotel #alastor be treating that duet too personal as someone who had like... zero interactions that can cout as character growth in dad direction #with charlie... i knew he was gonna go there but this is a little too suden but hey we take what is given. the songs a bop #and we do not talk about my 3am crack theory of 4y ago of alastor and lilith #deer in a leach it is very blatantly lilith's work. now. why is he. what was the deal #and i will actualy laugh if alastor did lose to vox and yet the tv is still bitter about a no. their show off makes it seem that alastor le #vox win. but it would be the plot twist of the century if it was actualy a draw and he would be dead if liloth didn't intervened or somethi #i'm rambling #also veggie an ex-exterminator! noone waa surprised and that's a GOOD THING THANK GOD #also why isn't lilith's face in that flashback👁👁.... i'm probably reading too much into it it's midnight and i'm unwell

[crimeronan]

probably i SHOULDN'T migrate elsewhere if tumblr goes belly-up. i just scrolled thru my dash for 20 minutes and in that short span i could feel myself transform from a mildly tired 27-year-old butch into an active serial killer.

#starts typing posts like 'i hate you people so fucking much' and then pauses like #this is how every terminally online post i've raised my eyebrows at for Weeks has started. #girl if you put all your thought into the computer eventually your world will shrink to the size of it. #this site really does make me feel like shit. i need to follow more photography blogs and people who don't post stupid fucking bullshit. #hey if you post a lot of photography or POSITIVE fandom stuff WITHOUT a shitload of untagged politics. #hit me up. i've unfollowed 80% of active blogs i used to follow for 'annoying me' crimes and my dash is both dead and profoundly irritating #i need to breathe some new life into this account. or what am i logging on for. #by positive fandom stuff i mean you're not typing a bunch of nasty hot takes i'll hate or bitching constantly about varying properties. #and you don't hate polyamory. and you don't hate ace people. and you don't hate queerplatonic relationships. #SHOULDN'T BE A HUGE ASK!!!!! AND YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND FUCKING YET!!!!!!!!!11SHIFTONE!1ELEVEN!!1! #i'm tired of tumblr not making me happy. i should be able to see my blorbos and feel joy here. #negative #i suppose

[angeliteonfridgeduty]

i probably mention this too much but

here you go, this, again

#murder drones #meme #dead serious i have like. #fucking 4 or so adequately developed worker drone ocs that don't have absolutesolver and don't get it at any fucking point in the lore #and then there's the other 12 ones that are or become cutely stuck with the fucking png #and that's not counting that one that ascendrinked (we don't talk about arrow i didn't explain what the fuck a multiversal entity is yet) #“hey AbsoluteSolver am i doing a good job spreading you?” is something i already said about this once #but that's really the only commentary i can give to this situation lmao #am i doing a good job tho. answer me you png file #ahem #soup jar. that's it. that's all i'm willing to say

[heffrondriving]

soooo. that new big time rush album huh

#how we feeling today rushers (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ #also yes i've come back from the dead just to post abt this like. i owe this blog *this much* at least ykyk #anyway its like 3 in the morning here and ive just woken up after a vv long and exhausting day yesterday so this was a pleasant surprise :> #i haven't really listened to it in full yet bc idk adhd things but when the mood hits right y'all know i'll be VIBING #i never talked abt it but waves and can't get enough were great earworms so i'm excited to see how the rest of the songs will turn out #also hope everyone's doing well here on the btr side of tumblr hehe y'all been absolutely fed this year <3 #is this gonna be allen's 2k23 tumblr comeback??? nah prob not i'm too in love with the fooo conspiracy atm but hey maybe also who knows 👀 #(*heckler from the back of the audience* NO ONE CARES ABOUT U AND UR TRASH CONTENT IDIOT STFU FOREVER ACTUALLY!!!!!) #but yep. life has been fuck work has been a headache and so many unwanted tragic plot twists this year. but at least we got new btr lezzgo! #also happy pride month y'all!!! just saying this for absolutely no rhyme or reason related to this post at all wdym lmao ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ #okay thats all promise i'll shush now and it's time for old grampa to disappear into the darkest recesses of the internet yet again hejdååå #btr #big time rush #another life #album #stop it forever #lmao i hardly remember my dumbass blog tags;;; it's for the best hdbfkgk

[higher-too]

Dillos and possums

#artists on tumblr #anthro #oh hey I'm not dead #this is Percy O'possum and Mando Diga #two animatronics from my novel #they're supposed to look like roadkill but I'm not there yet

[elibean]

it's pretty rare for anime to catch up to manga nowadays, but there's something funny about bones having done it twice now, some 20 years later

#text post #different situation but still funny #and yet again: i have no idea what's going on in bsd anymore #but hey i'm having a fun time #i firmly believe dazai isn't dead but i would respect asagiri so hard if he really kept him dead #that would be such an interesting choice #also i love aya #and bram #AND SIGMA TOO MAN I LOVE SIGMA #and atsushi..... #why is everyone in this show so good #i love them all i can't wait to see what crazy insane stuff happens next ep

[archiephd]

point and shoot, 6x08 / something beautiful, 4x03

#better call saul #bcs6 spoilers #hey uhhhh #something about nacho gus INVERTED parallels always inverted yet always there and i am going crazy #i noticed gus was shot in such a similar way to nacho and had to rewatch some scenes back to back and #something about gus being treated in the comfort of his own home by an actual doctor meanwhile nacho #and then afterward being faced with concern FROM the doctor and then a talking to but still Concern from mike and responding Like That #meanwhile nacho #guys i'm physically ill my brain won't stop pointing out inverted parallels and i hate it i hate it HERE #btw yes the backwards order of this is purposeful because it very much feels like a callback not. foreshadowing lol #i thought about putting nacho's caps in first order as to remain chronological but something felt off i think the parallels are like #so much more fucked up because it's hindsight it's a callback and nacho's Dead by the time the callback is made #wish i were dead bc of this. if you even care #ask to tag #also sorry if this is incoherent to everybody else it ruined my life #parallels #j.jpg

[whatudottu]

Absolute theory/headcanon/analysis/general idea legend whatudottu character arc of slowly becoming one of the four (4) Cerebrocrustacean fans in the entire fandom (even if Petrosapiens will always be #1 in its heart, which, you know, completely understandable NGL) let’s gooooo!

Also I can’t believe I haven’t made this connection until now but:

Cerebrocrustacean: “My people have a rich and complex history and culture, but most of the galactic audience boils us down to being nothing but ‘the violently bigoted xenophobes who keep destroying their own planet’ and it frustrates me to no end.”

Gourmand who’s been forced to hear the same “I can excuse cannibalism but I draw the line at marrying outside of your own race” joke over and over again: “Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.”

Me and my homies (4) being cerebrocrustacean fans: If cerebrocrustaceans have 0 fans we are dead, haha- Would buy merchandise to convince CN that Brainstorm is a cool transformation *looks over my shoulder to see the playdough brainstorm with removable brain toy that either I or my sibling got millions of years ago*

ANYWAY!

It's very evident when I don't think about a particular species when I have to look something up like the gourmand cannibalism, but seeing as though they have a collective pocket dimension where their stomach goes (at least that's where the logic got them in the show instead of being consumed food expelled in energy reflux), if cannibalism didn't implode the two gourmands like how bag of holding inception works then I suppose it's far better than *shudders* perk murk relationships. Got a whole 'house divided' 'alike in dignity' situation over here, Perkulet and Murktague having asses-

...You know what if I get a chance to think about gourmands in more detail I might turn that pocket dimension into a magic thing instead of a xenobiology thing that's just overall bullshit- comes free with potentially real cannibalism but like they've eaten 11 planets I think cannibalism just in general pales in comparison to what they could do-

Well, whatever cannibalism gourmands excuse and all the jokes they have to deal with about perk murk relationships being somehow much much worse, at least they don't get shoveled with 'violent bigots' that 'aren't smart enough to support their lifestyle without destroying their own planet' which well- I don't have any present headcanons as to why Encephalonus is on it's 4th edition yet but let me tell you, when cerebrocrutaceans found out the galvans lost their planet (admittedly to the Highbreed Invasion) and then galvans WEREN'T immediately assumed to have fucked up somewhere, you can bet that Dr Psychobos was one in the crowd that went absolutely livid.

#ask #anonymous #cerebrocrustacean #gourmand #ben 10 #also i wasn't kidding when i said i had that toy he's kinda sitting on a bench that admittedly has a lot of other ben 10 toys #childhood stuff mostly but hey just means i've been into ben 10 for a while... but there's no diamondhead to speak of #<- joined ben 10 on complete dvd set of os + started af with a disc from a kids magazine with a season 1 sneak peak #anyway today i learnt that gourmand physiology has some bullshit in it so now that's potentially on my mutants and magic list to change #potentially since the revelation was a shotgun blast to the face of 'oh right yeah THAT' #maybe gourmands can be a little bit termite in addition to being amoeba and frogs- the queen being bigger than them would make sense #and then because peptos has been eaten like 11 times now we know what constantly keeps happening to gourmand's planet #not to be a killjoy nerd here but a quick solution to encephalonus iv's name is to be the 4th planet to the star encephalonus which- #would be how cerebrocrustaceans may consider naming the planets in their solar system #as opposed to coming up with more creative names like greek gods- anatomy- and dirt #and like it would make the stereotype just absolutely worse because cerebrocrustaceans don't even have a dead planet let alone 3 #'why do you assume we destroyed our planet we're just the 4th planet in the solar system' they shout #but really i'm just positing that as my way of saying 'i haven't thought it through yet' #maybe they've been experimenting with artificial planets- the mega-ist of megastructures #it's just that the 4th one is the most recent and hopeful not inefficient model #maybe they have farmed up all the resources of their several planets- draining them dry like how billionares on earth want to #idk maybe it's both- they went too far with the first- tried to delay the second- decided to make a third but it broke- 4th time's the char #so far- at least #you know what i think i just answered my own question yeah i'll do that one #shortterm thinking got the first planet destroyed- forgot longterm thinking for second- made a shortterm solution the third- #and now the fourth time they're really hoping that history and longterm planning helps them this time around

[aurore-parle-de-ses-idees]

the thing is. it's really not much of a fixit!

#which is unusual for me! #the distracting d3 one #foreknowledge can only do you so much good there and like #it doesn't change that the dead are walking uncontrolled and it doesn't change that you've still got the lords of hell to fight #they're still Right There and you still gotta go fight them #and unless you can come up with a better solution than the soulstone then! what are you gonna change? #theyve long since been proven only temporary measures but hey #it buys you time at least #time to fix the next thing or time to figure out something more permanent #but yeah very little fixit #a couple points here and there but overall #hmmm i am Thinking about it again now lol #i haven't really fiddled with a2 a whole lot yet #or poked many other ideas as alternatives to the soulstone #idk if there will end up being one #or at least a useful one #hey what happens if you switch a2 and a3 around so you only cross the ocean once #mmm all the planning thus far has been very much Not Doing That but it bears a second look when I'm more awake #edit: oh ok yeah we're not switching those. many reasons actually to not do that #good lol

[belljarbehavior]

being in my 20s is for being drunk alone and reading crimson rivers i guess

#but hey i'm not dead yet so i'm taking this as a win #crimson rivers #harry potter #fanfiction #being in my 20s is also for having no friends and living on tumblr

[missmungoe]

Just found you, have been eating ur one shots all day SO TELL ME!!! Ur big works, do you have tips on where to start and stuff like that? Is shanties all in chronological order so I can just go there? Or is there anything I should look first? Or any shorter aus that are also nice to go for before diving into shanties? Honestly your writing is just phenomenal so I'll end up reading everything, just making sure I'm having the best experience™ for these masterpieces!! Have a nice day sweetie ❤️

Hi WHAT A DELIGHTFUL MESSAGE. I’m stoked if someone wants to read a single fic of mine, so this is just<3

For a longer explanation of the extended universe that is Shanties for the Weary Voyager you can find it here, but in short: for Shanks x Makino I always recommend staring with Siren’s Call, as everything branches off from that, even the fics that aren’t listed in Shanties. Shanties itself isn’t in chronological order, but it’s in my recommended reading order, although after Siren’s Call you can really go in whichever order you want! The author’s note at the beginning of each fic will state if it’s a sequel, AU, or companion fic, and which fic(s) it runs parallel to or branches off from<3

#I'm the 'hey kid wanna buy some sundials?' guy from Hercules but with AUs of my own stories lol #but honestly my main recommendation is just to go for what strikes your fancy! #whether it's the selkie AU or the royal AU or just the good old fashioned 'Shanks thinks Makino is dead' AU #they're not all complete yet but I'm working on it<3

[leatherbookmark]

sitting and thinking (in the context of my fic but also in general) about the things about jgy that lxc doesn’t know, but specifically those that wwx KNOWS but won’t tell him. because that would make him soft, and we don’t want that

#like this is so infuriating #in the novel... there literally is no last scar on wwx's forearm. there's no Imperative forcing him to solve the mystery Lest He Dies #and yet. and yet. the way lxc's reluctance to hop on the detective xianlock weimes train is almost framed as this... irritating obtuseness #and like i KNOW jgy did those things that lxc didn't want to believe he did. but wwx's approach is so impersonal sometimes #it Is just a mystery and uncovering it is fun for him. and i guess in a mystery novel it's also exciting for the detective to find all the #clues and exclaim that it was the butler that did it! but ignoring the circumstances that led the butler to do it to em is just Mean Okay #especially since we're holding in our hands a How Wei Wuxian Did It To Em: The Novel #that's the way it starts: wei wuxian the murderous yiling laozu! thank god he's dead! and then we find out that he wasn't an one-dimensional #villain! but while wwx can sort of say SAME HAT about the way jgy becomes the scapegoat in the span of like one day... as many people #before me said they have exactly zero feelings about each other. Nothing. and it's not a bad thing! it's interesting and ironic and makes #you lie down and go AAAAAA WHAT IF...!!! #but going back to lxc. he seems to know that jgy killed his father and that qin su was his sister but he wasn't at the lotus pier when the #cultivators talked about it and theorized about What Else he Definitely Did #wwx didn't tell him a thing about the brothel or meng shi's body. and i'm just very horizontal about it. i need to lie the fuck down #i still after 84 years have Not read the extras but like. is lxc sitting out there? wasting away? Uninformed? PROBABLY HE IS YEAH #because it's not like wwx cares particularly and at this point i think lwj would mentally spit if not piss on jgy's grave for hurting lxc #so they have zero business telling him stuff that might frame jgy in another more nuanced light. but also even if they did. then what? #hey this guy you were tricked into killing because you thought he didn't do murders but he did and it flipped your view of him upside down #so much that you believed that he genuinely would attack you? yeah about that we think he might have just wanted to get his mother's body #back. yeah from this temple where he essentially deified her. the temple he built where the brothel was. yeah they were treated horribly #out there and like i guess jgy wanted to make sure his mom would never have to suffer like that again or something. anyway thats all yea bye #i'm sad. #shut up shrimp

[neutron-stars-collision]

So I'm (kind of) back from the dead and the newest chapter has got 2,5k as of now... It's probably going to be short (by my standards), but (maybe) I can have it out before Christmas? Maybe

#psa no one needs #but hey #I'm trying #waiting for the night #personal bs #the fic ain't dead yet #and neither am I

[courtclover]

💯

#i'm late to this so nobody gonna read it but #i never intended to write a dead character for more than 6 months #and yet here i am #4 fucking years and my ooc tag till rings true #'when do i stop crying about clover?' #and i think partially what contributed to that me staying was #the friends i made here #the people who write with me #they are nice #understanding #comforting #and most of all: encouraging #there is nothing more beautiful than a friend saying 'hey i want to hear your rambles about xyz :)' #and there is a lot of people like that #no other rpc is like that #its all don't steal my headcanons or who's headcanon is the most correct to canon #and it's not like that here at all #everybody is so nice #and of course there was that bad risacotta cheese and nurse opossum that one time #but you know the trash takes itself out #anyway lmfao #i love it here #clover may be dead but he lives right here in this rpc #my friends keep him alive #and you guys are my friends #love you all~<3