#but he cooks good stuff

[happyanderes]

⚠︎𝙷𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎⚠︎

☎︎001-001

Yandere!housekeeper x Artist!reader

⚠︎Warnings: Yandere content, drug usage(for sleep), non-consensual touches, reader is a famous artist

Word count: 1.8k

Still getting the hang of writing shorter stuff👉👈

“I can’t believe you got me a housekeeper!” You yell into the phone at your agent.

“Oh come on! When’s the last time you cleaned your room?” They replied.

“I just removed distractions from my life to keep a clear head! Steve Jobs wears the same-“

“-I’ve heard the same thing enough times already, yes, he removed choices from his life to focus on greater things with that brilliant brain of his, and I’m sure he has a housekeeper to clean out that pigsty of his.”

They say with a sigh, then before you can say anything, they continue.

“I saw how you work before, and you are distracted by your stuff all the time. He’s coming at 3 o’clock.” You check the clock, that bastard, it’s three minutes from now!

You hear the locked door click open.

As you glance at the doorway, you find yourself surprised to see a young male, who looks boyish, as if he’s fresh out of college. His pearly whites are almost glowing as a bright smile can be seen.

Your eyes trail to the bag of cleaning supplies in his bag.

“Great, he’s here……he looks so young, you sure he’s the right guy?” you mutter into the phone.

“Glad that those spare keys work! Now be polite, being a famous artist doesn’t mean you get a pass to be mean to others.” You turn away from the young man and stick your tongue out towards the phone secretly.

“That means no blowing raspberries, see you tomorrow.” And like that, they hung up.

You turn towards the young man, who looks energetic, excited, even, about working here.

“Pleased to meet you! My name’s Kyle!” with a peppy voice, his bright red hair bouncing along with his vivid movements. His pretty green eyes remind you of the shade of sunflower leaves. He reaches a hand out for you to hold.

You did not budge.

All he could do was awkwardly retract his hand.

“I’m looking forward to working in this lovely place!” He still says, with a bit less energy than before, making you almost feel pitying him. Almost.

“My room,” you point at it. His eyes trailed down your arm and to your pointer finger, then to the closed wooden door.

“It’s off limits.” That’s all you said before you sat down in front of your easel and continued working on your piece.

“Make yourself at home.”

You say absentmindedly and insincerely as a yellow stroke of paint spreads on the canvas. You lean back and a frustrated sigh leaves your lips. The phone call gave enough time for your acrylics to dry, thus making it hard to work with to get the result you wanted.

You’ve only laid the base color down, but it’s already clear that you’re drawing a field of sunflowers under a bright blue sky. Fluffy clouds and an ocean of gorgeous yellows simply waiting to be refined and brought to life.

Completely opposite from what you’re feeling.

“Okie dokie!” He said with a little salute, then his eyes scanned the room.

“Well, where should I start?” He asks you.

“Do whatever you want,” you answer. “If you don’t feel like cleaning you can go get a drink to have or something.” You say. You are actually hoping he’d listen and slack off so you’d have a quiet working space, and a reason to fire him, he doesn’t look like someone who’d really do his work anyways.

“Got it!” And then as soon as he said that, he left your house.

You hum now that it’s silent and continue working, thank goodness that went smoothly.

What you didn’t know was that twenty minutes later, you’d have a cup of ice cold coffee pressed to your cheek.

You squeal, as you didn’t expect him to come back, Kyle laughs softly and places the drink in your palms, you wrap your fingers around it out of instinct and look up at him, silently questioning.

“You said to get a drink,” he chuckled as he wiped the sweat on his forehead off with his sleeve, his chest heaving up and down as he puffed out those words. He seems to have run to and from the coffee shop.

“Sorry I was late, had to call your agent to ask what to get.”

You just stare at him, as if he’d grown two heads, then you look back at the coffee, and then to his bare hands.

“Where’s yours?”

Now it’s his turn to be confused, his lips form into a confused little smile.

“Mine……? I thought you wanted the drink.”

All you can do is blink, and look into his eyes, they’re filled with admiration, and an eagerness to please you. Almost like one of your fans you’d meet once in a while. Those fans who want to pry you open and see everything inside. Your frown deepens, but he doesn’t seem to mind as he watches you sip on your drink, with that cheery smile.

You only shrug and ignore him completely as he got to work, touring the house himself because you didn’t bother to.

Through time, you learned to tolerate him, you can’t fire him, not with your agent under his spell and him doing more than he’s paid for, but you begin to spend more time in your own room than outside of it, working nonstop, and by the time the three month monument hits, you finally start to open up just a little bit, mostly because he makes good food.

“Dinner time!” You hear Kyle shout from out of the room, breaking you out of your focus, you did not answer, only washed your brush and headed to your dining room. You always preferred sitting at the bar while you eat your food, the feeling of solidarity is nice. But Kyle tends to take his seat next to you, you don’t know if it’s appropriate, since you’ve never had a housekeeper before, but you’d just listen to him talk and talk and talk as you eat.

You know what your food is going to be, since he came to you this morning about the menu, apparently it’s a rich people thing, to have your personal chef decide the menu depending on your mood. He made you something light, a simple sandwich with freshly made juice on the side as you requested. It’s nutritious, as he says.

You take a bite of the sandwich as you listen to him rambling on about little things he has to say in life, sometimes about his life outside of your house, sometimes about his life inside of your house, but what he says the most is about you, how he’d ask you little questions and tell you some things you might’ve not noticed about yourself.

You usually listen to his ramble absentmindedly, creepy as it is, that’s probably how he became such a good housekeeper anyways. He has the eye of an artist, at least that’s how you write it off as.

The sandwich is on the drier side, so you have to mix it with your juice. It's mixed fruits, tastes like mango and apples, but the color is a bit more on the red side. You wonder what paints to mix to create this lovely shade, almost fitting to draw a sunset.

You feel his gaze on you as the liquid inside your cup decreases, as the drink is finished, you yawn.

Perhaps it’s because your body is getting used to this new balanced and healthy eating habit, you get terribly tired after dinner.

“You can go home for today, I have to—“ you pause for a yawn, “—get some more work done……”

He only chuckles.

“Oh, but you look tired.” He says, holding your arm as you stand up from the chair rather wobbly. You notice a little cut on his wrist, and you mindlessly trace your finger down it. He jolts a bit, but doesn’t pull away.

“This should’ve healed long ago……” you mumble.

“I have a bad habit of picking it.” He laughed it off and places his other palm on your back, it feels unnecessarily intimate, but is what you need when your legs feel so wobbly. What did you do to feel so tired all of a sudden?

“What was in that drink……?” You say, words dragging on.

“Well—“

He wasn’t able to finish, as you fell in his embrace, eyes closed and your breathing even.

“Love, and a special ingredient, might’ve put too much in there this time.” He whispers as he wraps his arms around you and picks you up gently, holding you tightly in his arms and burying his nose in the crook of your neck. He’s in ecstasy as he realized that you are using the shampoo and body wash he got for you. Now the two of you share the same scent.

Slowly, he carries you to your bedroom, this is an emergency, surely it’s good enough of a reason to break your rule?

And he walks into your room with caution, watching his feet as he tries to keep you in a comfortable position in his arms. He loves it when you need him, even though you’re sleeping. As he puts you on your bed, he observes your sleeping face, everything else in the world seemed to have just melted away.

“It’s so worth it, that secret ingredient. I get to see your face so close every night!” He almost squeals, carefully climbing on top of you and brushing his fingers along your jawline. There isn’t any light, only the light from outside of your room, illuminating the rim of the both of you. His breath grows heavy as he feels his cheeks turn hot. Leaning down, Kyle faces you, the distance between is so small to the point he can count your eyelashes, he would if he doesn’t have something else important to do.

“Now you may kiss the bride……” he can hear his own heart pounding in his ears, even if he knows it’s not possible, he imagines you to open your eyes and jump, he’s sure that your budding feelings towards him would perish as soon as you see him straddling you.

Slowly, shakily, he closes his eyes and places a kiss on the lid of your eyes, then on your cheeks, your nose, the corner of your mouth, then finally, your lips. His tongue enters easily, toying with your unresponsive one, the pink muscle almost skillfully maneuvering around in your mouth, something only experience can bring. His grip on your jaw tightens by a fraction as he tugs your jaw down a bit more for better access.

After what felt like forever, he pulls away, desperately gasping for breath. He wishes he doesn’t need to breathe at all, so that he can simply kiss you for the rest of eternity, or at least until you wake up.

He stole a few more kisses, then, he leaves your room, secretly taking note to add less of the special medicine and a bit more of the other special ingredient.

“See you tomorrow.” he says with the biggest smile as he closes the door, leaving you completely in the dark.

#yandere #yandere x reader #Yandere housekeeper #yandere writing #yandere stories #yandere oneshot #soft yandere #yandere headcanons #yandere fic #yandere oneshots #yandere oc #OCKyle #he’s a creep #but he cooks good stuff #Smiley writes

[pinkd3mon]

Free them

Day 7 of drawing kirby shitpost for every day of October

#kirby #kots #kirby of the stars #kirby fanart #hoshi no kirby #king dedede #the kirby krew spend Thanksgiving together #dedede has the important task of keeping Kirby busy while Bandana cooks dinner #meta knight refuses to help because he finds it amusing #he only interfered one time because Kirby had somehow convinced dedede they could both eat the turkey #and meta knight had to stop both of them #the trend of dedede gets possessed so he's just easily convinced to do stuff #originally this was about Christmas because i forgot Thanksgiving existed #im not american and neither is Kirby #but sometimes it's good to pretend

[frau-kali]

#black sails #silverflint #john silver #james flint #blacksailsedit #silverflintedit #my stuff #long post #once more everybody #black sails is a comedy #:D #of all the lies you could've told john #you claim to be not just a cook but a “very good” one #amazing he survived this long #i love this scene #a friend requested i gif it ages ago #so here it is

[clownsuu]

I have no clue if tumblr ate the ask or not (if it didn’t, I apologize for the double posting) BUT

BUT

Im glad to see so much art of Robbie getting so many friends who roughhouse with him, especially after the Robbie lore dump (possibly by coincidence? Since it wasn’t here) because he deserves friends who can handle and even match his energy :)))

YEAHHH IM GLAD TOO!! specially for a lonely guy like him,, he’s dumb and sometimes even criminal in what he does, but my golly he’s a really excited and happy guy,,,,,

#He never really gets along with “adulting adults” #Too serious- talks too much about stuff like t a x e s nstuff- Like whos that? Don’t know them smhh #He always reaches the excitement of others who can reach his- in which he’s just a playful lil guy… #No matter the age or size- if ya wanna get random plants and mud and (pretend) cook with it- he would join in a heartbeat- #I probably should share more lore stuff more often here lmAO the stuff I talk about sometimes there isn’t even close to sus #Just lil guy doin lil guy things… (like c r i m e s) #BUT YEAHHH HE IS GETTING SO MANY FRIENDDDDSSS!! #So many friends for the littlest of guys- pretty soon he will start to lose count of how many! #Horrible thing to happened but inevitable for a bug with adhd- #Also you’re good! I think tumblr munched on it but thankfully I got it this time! HUZZAH!!!

[sapphixxx]

Continue to be massively underwhelmed by CSM pt.2 but this page is great because it is absolutely just how little kids talk

Literally have this exact exchange with some 5 year old in the children's section at least once or twice a month

#Genuinely had to pull volumes from part 1 as well as Fujimotos other manga off the shelf to flip through #Just to confirm to myself okay no the other stuff was as good as I remember these chapters just suck ass #I take back my previous confidence that he's cooking something I am no longer certain whether or not he's even in the kitchen tbh

[smimon]

okay i know you probably have enough drawing ideas for giant k but i just had this idea invade me.

you know how in snow white (not just the disney version) she pushes together the beds and sleeps on like 3 or more of them sideways? anyway giant k sleeping on 3 beds pushed together. and now i'm just picturing giant k as snow white and everyone else as the various dwarves

Ohoho big brain!!! 👀👀👀 Big brain. I love this idea so much and not just because Snow White is my favourite fairy tale hdjsbdbdfh

Thank you!!! Of course I have to draw it and not just once, let's make it into a comic! Let's gooo

Giant K series #16: once upon a time, in a land far, far away...

To be continued 😉

#thank you so much 🧡 i was rotating it in my head all this time #sorry it took so long 🙇 (it will take even longer because im planning a continuation) #i did some math and looks like this princess needs at least 4 beds #and there is never enough ideas for giant k 🥺 i feel so moved that people care enough to come up with new stuff for this little series 🙏 #thank you #ask #hazzybat #i based them specifically on the 7 Zwerge movie series because the dwarves are average sized men there do you get it #this ask made me rewatch the first movie and it is still so good hdjdhbshdh can i explain who is who? of course i can this is my blog #mikke is tschakko because to me there is some tschakko quality to him. even more so than jere for some reason #and he can carry his cameras in those bags #jesse is brummboss because he's the manager #lärvinen as cookie because if Käärijä has a friend who runs a cooking show then i am making a use of this knowledge #jaakko as sunny because he has this cheerful energy. allu as cloudy because he's always so cool. jukka as speedy because he's a polite fella #häärijä is bubi. the mascot the childish man the little menace #and securityman as ralphie because they are built similar i guess #yee #giant k series #käärijä #rpf #art by op #my art #fanart #also when i watched the movie as a child i always felt so sad about ralphie being constantly rejected #and this might have influenced the way i write giants up to this day. now look. this has come full circle #🥹

[fizzlo-and-the-cubes]

nonono you guys - q!sneeg is still 2 inches tall he's just piloting a person-sized mech

#qsmp #origins copium strikes again #i can do a good q!sneeg design i just need to #ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #embelish it with some bug stuff #yanno? #wait no BRAINBLAST HE CAN BE BOTH NORMAL SIZED AND TINY #im off to cook

[mizgnomer]

Evening Standard - April 17, 2005

At 33 - he celebrates his 34th birthday on Monday - Tennant is one of the youngest actors to tackle the part, giving the time traveler a youthful image. [ Back in 2005, only Peter Davison had been younger than David when he took on the role of The Doctor ]

Doctor Who Magazine - Issue 584 (Nov 2022) - Benjamin Cook

Now 51, David is the third oldest actor to inherit Doctor Who's lead role.  He's four years younger than William Hartnell and Peter Capaldi when they debuted, one year older than Jon Pertwee, and 16 years older than Tenth Doctor actor David Tennant, to whom the Fourteenth Doctor actor David Tennant may be distantly related.  (They look almost identical.) Whew, who are we kidding?  It's him!  The one and only.  David Tennant is back - 12 years, nine months and 22 days after he hung up his Converse and regenerated into Matt Smith.  The world has changed a lot since New Year's Day 2010, but David looks the same.  Maybe he's an actual time traveler.

David Tennant - one of the youngest AND oldest Doctors!

...for Tennant Tuesday (or whatever day this post finds you)

Edited to add bonus:

#david tennant #tennant tuesday #doctor who #rtdedit #tenth doctor #fourteenth doctor #tenteen #tenAgain #he doesn't look exactly the same #of course #but he's definitely aging gracefully #and looking darn good #stuff i posted #dwm #benjamin cook is my favorite DWM writer

[sudsyv2]

Soap: what’s the one thing I told you not to do.

Ghost: burn the house down.

Soap: and what did you do?

Ghost: made you dinner.

*fire alarm blaring in the background, the smoke coming from ghosts supposed dinner wafting from the kitchen as both ghost and soap are at the front door*

#sudsyv2 #never catch me hcing ghost as a good cook #he can’t cook #he’s like a poor college student literally ready to eat whatever because of their shit culinary skills #sorry I love ghost #hes just like me fr tho #anyways ghoap #☠️🧼 #ghoap #ghost x soap #ghostsoap #soap cod #ghost cod #soap: burning stuff is my thing!! you stick to killing things in silence!’

[caffeiiine]

pokes u with a stick gently. sigma and nikolai getting snowed in so they're stuck inside. what do you think they do. bonus points if fyodor is trapped with them

depends on who’s house

let’s say nikolai’s. sigma is mildly panicking and pacing the living room because he didn’t prepare to be absent from the casino while nikolai is probably in the kitchen making some horrible food monstrosity because “he feels like it” and fyodor is neutral, maybe mildly annoyed. he’ll survive.

otherwise he’s nuzzled under blankets and probably asleep. [please asagiri let this man REST].

#nikolai definitely stocks up on stuff he likes; kinda like ranpo but not exclusive to candy and that stuff #i hc him as a good cook when he’s in the mood so he definitely has like proper ingredients and will definitely make sigma and fyodor #good meals #soda ask and answers! #siglai #gogsig #fyolai #fyosig #fyosiglai

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Hey there little guy! You having fun in the garbage :]!

"Ot deen- Stneidergni wen rof gnikool saw I! Sey!"

"-Cook-a the pizza!"

"Olleh dias I nehw yawa nar ti tub. Ecno ereh ni dneirf a dnuof I! Ereh ni ffuts fo stol dnif nac uoy tub!"

"Ereh ni sazzip doog yltcefrep ynam stup Onippep trohs!"

"Ereh peels ot referp I. Ypmul oot. Hguoht, siht in peels t'nod I."

#pizza tower #fake peppino #translation: “Yes! I was looking for new ingredients! Need to- Cook-a the pizza!” #“But you can find lots of stuff in here! I found a friend in here once! But it ran away when I said hello.” #“Short Peppino puts many perfectly good pizzas in here!” #"I don't sleep in this #though. Too lumpy. I prefer to sleep here! #he formed a pocket for you guys! #so you are next to his heart #well if he had one... #next to his tit? #just as good #story post

[saeraas]

HIS ASS IS OUT????

#gbf #granblue fantasy #wilnas #ok gbf you got that #gonna paint a picture for the non gbf players seeing this: #this guy is the equivalent of a god in gbf. technically he presides over all that is fire as one of the six dragons #he wanted to know what's up with being a mortal/human so he made this body to see what's up #loves how humans are tenacious and are able to cultivate and produce food #especially since he thinks burning stuff to a crisp is easier than controlling the fire #so he tries constantly to learn how to cook which usually ends up with him burning stuff #fast forward to this where someone probably convinced him to wear a fundoshi since 2/14 in fundoshi day #and he gotta cook chocolates for vday since that's a good time to show how he's been cooking #leading to the chocolate exploding in the back but hey he made a cute lil heart out of what is the heat equivalent to magma #yes he's a himbo in game when he's not in a serious situation #*the level of crisp is >50K degrees level #also he is smart just gonna say that since himbo usually leads people to think he's dumb but he's old and wise just very nice #and naive about human things

[scintillyyy]

actually one of my most unpopular opinions is probably that lewis's run on robin is just. not good lol. and the sweet timsteph panels may be the highlight but honestly. he's got this vision in his head of timsteph together, but it's okay tim characterization at best. it's actually not great steph characterization & he also kind of reinforces the idea that she's really not that good at the whole vigilante thing & her riddler side plot doesn't make her look great at all. it's a complete tonal mess & doesn't feel like a robin story at all. it completely misses the mark of actually doing anything interesting with tim losing his money and moving downtown to where gotham is still rebuilding to focus on weird ass magic plots instead. all the civilian stuff feels hollow. his tim doesn't have any good bonds outside of steph. the jack stuff is weird and nonsensical. the time travel 16th birthday story is offensively bad for tim considering one of his best friends is a time traveler & tim had also time traveled!!

#really the panels of tim asking dana to help him cook & making soup for steph are like. the only decent part of it to me. #everything else you can just tell he did NOT want to be writing robin lol #and ik people really love his steph and that's fair because it's probably one of the times she was treated better than usual #but his steph to me is like. that's it? he doesn't make her particularly competent or anything #and he added some stereotypes to her character imo #and his tim had some good moments for sure #see: thinking about his mom and stuff like that #but aside from a few panels his tim is so. meh.

[ask-zerotrio]

ask-scarl-n-viol Juliana n Florian

Daww look Scar, the professors, and the director are all here together in this reality

Heh good for them!

Hehe, guess that means Arven has three parents now lucky!

Yeah that means they all get to call him embarrassing nicknames like Arvie

Juliana chuckles

Arven: Ugh. Stop giving them ideas.

Also Arven, under his breath: Yeah, it's a little annoying, but at least they're always there when I need them, y'know? And like, I can reach out to either for different sorts of help- Agh, why am I telling you all this-

@ask-scarl-n-viol

#director clavell #professor sada #professor turo #arven #zerotrioshipping #clavell x sada x turo #clavell/sada/turo #asks #//poor arven haha #//but he loves them dearly #//as do they to him #//because of the support he gets arven strives to get out of their shadows/make them proud #//he becomes a champion in addition to being a really good cook as a hobby #//probably runs the academy's cooking club and stuff #//he's a little miffed at the whole “professor's/director's son” thing hence some of the grump but he's a good kid #//anyway rubbing hands together for some plot stuff #//i recommend sending all the fluffiest asks whilst you still can

[beanghostprincess]

hiii absolutely love your sanuso posts & sometimes they make me write some of my own (on camels-pen, my sideblog)! I was wondering if you had any thoughts about Usopp cooking for Sanji? How often he would do it and the types of things he would make for him?

Awwww, thank you so much!! I'm so glad I can inspire you <33 I love your posts too, by the way!!

I think Sanji is surprised when Usopp offers to help him cook the first time because he doesn't think the sniper knows how to do it, but after so much time taking care of himself, he doesn't only know the basics, but he's pretty much a decent cook. He's not Sanji, but his meals have a very domestic/homecooked taste that Sanji loves. So I think they often cook together. That way they can spend even more time together.

However, I think Usopp offers himself to cook for Sanji a lot whenever Sanji is exhausted or has to rest. Whenever he's sick, Usopp is the one cooking for the crew and he brings the food to the sickbay for Sanji. And when Sanji is just... Tired. He cooks too. And by 'tired' I mean 'emotionally/psychologically' exhausted because he's always pushing himself too far even if he's having the most horrible of days. Usopp doesn't let him cook, then, and does it for him so he can have a day off at least.

And as per the things he'd cook for him... I am not sure since I literally know nothing about cooking, but I think most of the things Usopp knows how to make are dishes his mom and the people in Syrup Village taught him. And the presentation might not be the most beautiful thing ever, but Sanji loves whatever Usopp cooks every time because it tastes like home. He also knows how to cook some sweets and cookies because he used to do it with Kaya whenever he could sneak into her house.

#usopp cooking for sanji might be one of my favorite things #i think usopp is good at cooking bc he says it's just like mixing stuff to make bombs lmao #'cooking is just like science you can eat' local scientist says to calm his boyfriend down bc he's worried abt his kitchen blowing up #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Omg omg childe and fl finding what phones can do and having their own. I can imagine childe going through all fighting videos in the internet and buying random stuff for his siblings. And he definitely laughs at the most silly memes too! Or foul legacy putting a 3h video of cats purring because it relaxes him! Idk, I can see him falling sleep while listening asmr lol

OHOHOHOHO JUST THINK ABOUT YOU AND FOUL LEGACY SNUGGLED UP WATCHING VIDEOS TOGETHER,,,

Childe's definitely the type to browse around for some laughs and immediately run to show you what he found, as well as make spontaneous purchases if he thinks you or his siblings will like something (don't worry, he made sure to use his vast fortune instead of accidentally using your money). often enough you'll be sitting on the couch reading a book or looking over some work when you'll feel a tap on your shoulder, Childe leaning over with a "Hey, look at this" as he shows you something; or you'll spend entire evenings quietly leaning against each other as you browse, piping up when you see something the other might like, and it's just so perfect for unwinding after a long day

Legacy on the other hand is a lot simpler in regard to the internet. he doesn't trust himself with such a small, expensive device- have you seen how sharp his claws are? - but he's more than willing to watch over your shoulder as he snuggles you in his lap. cat videos are DEFINITELY some of his favorite things to watch, and he'll begin to subconsciously mimic the behavior he sees, often licking your cheek or nibbling your hair. if you have work to do and Legacy doesn't want to be alone, you can play something soothing for him- you've made a playlist together of videos guaranteed to put your fluffy Abyss monster to sleep in less than five minutes- and he can snooze the time away either in his blanket nest or next to you, if you don't mind the video playing in the background. it's a win-win, as he gets to sleep and you get to witness an adorable sleepy Legacy <33

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #foul legacy #foul legacy childe #genshin tartagalia #genshin childe #genshin tartaglia #chit chat #also you're cordially obligated to buy any blankets you see #so legacy can add them to his nest #and yes if childe watches cat videos he also mimics the behavior #he also likes cooking videos oddly enough #he's a good cook and he likes making new things to try #short scenario #other's stuff #good evening :) #IT'S STILL SO COLDDDDDDD