#but guess i'll die

[marian-greco]

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GIF wasn't meant to look good, so here's also the individual photos

#We made this in class???? #why??? i dont know #but guess i'll die #reverse 1999 #re1999 #r1999 #marian greco #marian

[sparklingsora]

doodle dump. give it up for WORLD'S WORST POLYCULE!!! (feat. my vox redesign)

you know how hermit crabs like form queues where they exchange shells from biggest to smallest. yeah these bitches do that but with shirts

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel vees #the vees #hazbin vox #hazbin valentino #hazbin velvette #staticmoth #voxval #idk what the velvette ships are called :( #or the throuple ship #if anybody knows lmk!!! #my art #huge shoutout to anyone who gets the nerdy prudes must die references #this has been sitting in my drafts for like a week now. i guess i'll finally unleash it upon the world

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts #course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism #being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍 #hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn #i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well. #obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it. #realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus #cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself #into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway. #so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation #but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct! #and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want... #best case scenario. is what i'm saying. #every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy #and it's so fucking satisfying. every day. #fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system #you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao #yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :) #aromantic #aromanticism #aro positivity #aroace #arospec #sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon #you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself. #FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better #life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not #i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao

[saints-of-graves]

warmup doodle that ended up looking better than the actual thing its a warmup for im goign to cry

#art on main jumpscare #its 2am rn i have school tmr but who cares guess i'll die #gabv1el #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #feesh finally draws something #I BROKE THE CURSE IT LOOKS WAY BETTER THAN THE FIRST TIME I DREW HIM YAYYYYYY

[lesbianphan]

do you guys think the reason PJ decided to babysit Phil wasn't only because of his concerning monster-fucking video, but actually cause Dan texted him like PLEASE HELP HE'S GONNA MAKE EVERYTHING GREEN, so he had to like... keep Phil busy before the forever home was destroyed or...?

#dnp #dan and phil #how close am i to the truth philip #PJ was sent by Dan Howell to protect the phouse #he was like pls he's having a CRISIS and texting me pictures of everything turning green I'm gonna die #so PJ was like sigh I guess I'll babysit him for a while

[willczek-art]

NPMD Tarot - The Star

Others from the series: The Hierophant, The Lovers, The Devil, Strength, The World

A bit of symbolism under the cut, but I'm curious of other interpretations 👀✨

I matched The Star with Ruth based mostly on visuals and the reverse meaning (which among other things mentions feeling like everything is against you, which I thought fit her well).

Elements that represent hope, opportunities and shining bright from the original card are turned into foreshadowing of her death here.

Light - Her Moment, chance, ambitions and wants. The second she enters it, she's dead.

Background - theater seats, empty.

#nerdy prudes must die #ruth fleming #npmd #lauren lopez #fanart #tarot #tarot cards #my art #digital art #clip studio paint #you thought I was done with those huh?? ;D #two more!! feel free to guess the card/character combos #im not sure if i mentioned them anywhere and I happen to rather like them so!! #also changed my strategy with these - rather than universal typography placement/color this one is adjusted specifically for this piece #so it looks less awkward on its own but also doesnt match the others #i'll adjust the older ones to be good stand-alones and then maybe collect all of them in one post and unify them there again... we will see #thats in case someone is scrolling through these and wondering why they changed c: #300

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Wardrobe Woes

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Yes: there are people who read these comics who don't know much about mdzs. Several are my beloved and supportive friends B'*) #This comic in particular is one that I've been thinking about for a very long time and I'm so happy to finally be here! #I was trying to think about how to explain the social rules of the forehead ribbon and the reason lwj was so upset #and the metaphor of 'it's kind of like wwx accidently undoing lwj's bikini in front of a crowd.' came to mind. #of course there's a bit more to it than that but the point here is that - accident or not - it still embarrasses lwj #wwx doesn't get the entire context behind it (at the time. Now he *does* and it all makes a bit more sense) #But he knows he made lwj upset. He knows he doesn't want to put lwj in another embarrassing situation. #Not after all this. Not after everything. Not after realizing that his desire for friendship might be the kind of desire that ruins lan zha #Love the symbolism of the archery outfits being red during this moment of 'whoops only married couples can do that' moment. #What if we accidental proposed............accidental marriage....accidental kiss the bridegroom....accidental fall in love. #Guess we did inadvertently get the puffy sleeves and bikini outfits in the end. #wwx in an old timey bathing suit is so important to me. I'll die on this hill. #lwj's cute little box is inspired by @lazycranberrydoodles's cute fan art <3 I love it a lot

[suchawrathfullamb]

we don't brain rot enough about Hannibal fighting for his life in every situation except when it's Will. When it's his boy he is like "okay, take me, deity, if it's your wish to take my life, I shall allow it"

#that kitchen scene? he could have done something I mean he HAS done things before to get out of these situations but there he is just #“oh well okay guess I'll die” #theory: it's worth it if it's by the hands of the almighty Will #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen

[sunderwight]

aziraphale's avoidance issues, though

like they're similar to but also different from crowley's. because crowley physically tries to avoid things, like let's leave the bookshop when angry, let's suggest going to alpha centauri when the world's in danger, let's drive gabriel out to dartmoor and leave him there, etc

but aziraphale mentally checks out. let's pretend like it's silly to be wary of an amnesiac archangel who has previously threatened us and could regain his memory with no warning, let's fixate on hooking up these two random humans instead of thinking about the very real threats being levied against us by heaven and hell, let's ignore a goon squad of demons right outside the door so we can have our jane austen fantasy ballroom dance, etc

aziraphale is just as prone to running away as crowley does, but like many things with them, he tends to do it internally instead of externally. like yes on the one hand he is a determined optimist, he's not naive he chooses to believe in good things and try to make them happen.

but on the other hand, his approach to a lot of bad stuff is to just sort of not think about it until it's throwing a brick through his window

#good omens #aziraphale #i love him he has my exact same awful approach to shit #like well i don't know how to deal with that so i just won't #and then one day i guess i'll die #sorry bud i know i've tried it but it's no good it only magically works out sometimes because crowley takes care of it instead

[moreaugriffins]

IDK who needs to hear this, but Egon and Ray aren't the only autistic og ghostbusters

Peter is too

Your telling me this man with two PhDs related to psychology, who always has the exact right thing to say to manipulate a situation to his favour (when it's a planned/known situation), but cocks up massively when it's an unknown situation, who has a massive reaction to getting slimed (more so than the others), who would rather joke all the time than take a situation seriously because wtf should he say

you're telling me this man is neurotypical?

nah

Winston's the only NT in this group (idk how he deals with these weirdos (affectionate))

#rambles #ghostbusters #the real ghostbusters #to be specific i guess #peter venkman #egon spengler #ray stantz #winston zeddemore #i've encountered a few autistic people like peter #it's mainly the focus on business and the intense interest in studying people and behaviour and the mind #but he gets so irritated and angry when he gets slimed #the same way i feel when oil or glue gets stuck on my skin #“but he's so good at social situations-” but that's just it! #he is! #because he studies people - studies their reactions - their interactions #a business chat always goes the same way so he can plan what to say to get the best thing out of it #when he flirts with women it seems to be the same way each time - like he's planned it - because he thinks it'll get a reaction he wants #and i dare say that Peter masks a lot more than Ray and Egon. i mean he was a probably more of a cool slacker type at uni and got on well #with more popular students (sorority house students? idk im not american) and yknow it was the 70s! couldnt exactly be fully himself #idk where im going with this - ive lost my train of thought #but yeah #peter is autistic as well and i'll die on this hill

[thatskindasapphic]

Dumbest thing in the world is needing a prescription for an epipen like. "Sorry, this prescription is expired. You'll have to contact your doctor about it." Oh I'm sorry I wasn't aware that life threatening allergies had an expiration date. I don't think you need my doctor to tell you that I'm STILL at risk of anaphylaxis. Whatever. I should just be able to buy it from them straight up without a prescription. Its not like epinephrine is a hard drug or something its just fucking adrenaline. Like if anything it would be more beneficial for everyone if people without allergies could carry epipens around just in case. Like its really no different than carrying around narcan. But noooooooooo my doctor needs to confirm it. Shut up. God. Rant over

#h talks #like I'm paying hundreds of dollars for these things. you'd think they'd be more willing to give them to me considering the profit #guess I'll die in the meantime ❤️

[swimmingtrunks]

Are Shepard’s friends finally giving her a taste of her own medicine, or are they actually all a little face blind when it comes to different species? IDK! Mostly I made this because Traynor looks just enough like my shep in ME3 that it throws me off sometimes.

Bioware, I beg of you, whatever you end up doing for the next Mass Effect game, STOP USING CHARACTER CREATOR ASSETS TO MAKE GAY ROMANCEABLE CREWMATES.

Cut up comic for easier tumblr reading (hopefully) below the cut!

#mass effect #fan comic #fan art #samantha traynor #javik #tali'zorah #liara t'soni #garrus vakarian #stellar jane shepard #femshep #custom shep #this has been a wip for 5 years!!! #I'll let you guess whos dead whos deader and whos being revived by cerberus to die again #Hint: none of them-funny enough-are javik

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

i dont think i’ll ever be over the fact that scum villain is a series about, unironically, the power of love and care and how it alone can change lives and the entire narrative for the better, and the main character who brings this love and change to the story is a whiny repressed nerd who is deadset on convincing the reader he’s an asshole

#the cryptid speaks #svsss #scum villain self saving system #shen yuan #sy while practicing kindness with everyone and therefore leading to pidw's cast being willing to die for kill for and/or marry him: #man i really am a scum villain huh guess the body fits the transmigrater..... if u need me i'll be thinking about lbq's chest

[mayasaura]

griddlehark modern american au where they get married for health insurance reasons. Gideon has it (trade union job) and Harrow badly needs it

#help I'm applying for health insurance #and the temptation to just go 'guess I'll die then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯' is strong but I will master it #any wanna marry ME for health insurance reasons #(99% joke) #...unless

[sciderman]

thinking of spider-man's first silly little suit (and his silly little webwings)

thinking of you all the time (webwings)

#how i love teenage peter parker and would die for him. silly little guy. #i love how casually superheroes just came up with their superhero names in the classic comics. #well! i'll be spiderman i guess! #mr fantastic is the best one though. he just wanted to be called that. i bet he was sitting on it for years. #bet he called himself that in his head for years. and now finally he has an excuse to get other people to call him it. #reed richards you are hilarious #same as the green goblin actually he's so funny. “i'll make it my favourite color! green!” #superheros and villains are so funny when you think about them. #sci speaks #i dont know why superhero media is trying to trick me into taking these guys seriously. theyre so stupid goofy. all of them. #batman?? you want me to take a guy who runs with the name batman seriously???

[pickleforstony]

Hot dwarf boyfriend in your area (non-romanceable)

#dragon age #varric tethras #did I say varric is my favorite? #I guess I did #but I'll say it again anyway #Varric is my favorite #I'll die for him #dragon age 2 #da2 #dragon age inquisition