#but alas i cannot

[mariana-oconnor]

The fact that there is no dialogue with Karlach where Tav can suggest that she and Dammon maybe get to know each other a little better is tragic to me.

I want to set up my friend with the sweet tiefling blacksmith. LET ME SET THEM UP.

#BG3 #Baldur's Gate 3 #Karlach Cliffgate #Dammon #Karlach x Dammon #We've got a whole conversation about 'anyone in mind' for the kissing thing #but no way to suggest anyone #Wyll can absolutely join them #But he's got to sort out some daddy issues first #I also want to be able to suggest that Shadowheart and Lae'zel should get a room with only one bed #and sort out their differences the traditional fanfic way #But alas I cannot #Don't want to set Astarion up with anyone #I think he needs to work out who he is after 200 years of being a puppet before he jumps into a relationship #but if he wants to regain his bodily autonomy through life-affirming sex - he and Halsin could totally do that #And obviously Operation: Woo Wizard Get Library means that Gale is spoken for #I will have that library #Though if I weren't set on the library I'd definitely be on the 'Gale needs time before he throws himself into another relationship' train #Man needs to stop basing decisions on his partner's approval and learn to define himself outside of a relationship #He is Kenough #That is too many tags #Sorry #Qd

[writeouswriter]

Me: *trying to write anything other than fantasy or sci-fi*

My brain: Okay, now hear me out, just, just what if we added a little bit of fantasy or sci-fi? Huh? Huh? What if?

#i just wanted to write a regular mystery #or a regular adventure heist #writing #writeblr #leave me be fantastical plot elements stop being so tempting i don't want you yes i do no i don't yes #writing humour #writer problems #aaaahhhh #he is not supposed to have storm powers he is not supposed to have storm powers #writer things #by fantasy i personally mean like paranormal usually but still get the para out of here #but alas i cannot

[lazzarella]

I need to see a gif set of Ryan Gosling performing I’m Just Ken at the Oscars side by side with Marilyn Monroe performing Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes because that reference was 💯👌🏻

#ryan gosling #oscars #oscars 2024 #if I could gif I would do it myself!!! #but alas I cannot #if one exists already please lmk #pretty sure they also referenced dames with the barbie faces like oh what’s her name…ruby keeler’s faces #but it could be something else 🤔

[appalachiabrat]

titling a poem feels like ripping out my bones

#text #i want to leave them unnamed #but alas i cannot

[fuckyeah-bears]

What do you think about the sun bear thing in China?

Gonna need a little more context friend

#I could probably google it #but alas i cannot #I meant to tag but alas I am lazy but this one auto filled and it was far funnier #Lmao #Ask

[chaosducks]

"Ducktor who" anyone

#doctor who #eleventh doctor #The doctor #The name is all thanks to my friend I am taking no credit #If I could draw it would look much better #But alas I cannot

[artoutoftheblue]

Nah because people shipping Solarmoon is WILD.

They see themselves as (adopted?) siblings/cousins, and even if they didn’t they just frens

Like Moon is literally Ace it don’t make sense to ship them ;-;

You can never just be friends/family when you're an AroAce character on tsams apparently without the fandom shipping you with your family member/s

#blue talks #asks #/sarcasm #i wish i was able to be completely sarcastic #but alas i cannot

[virgilisspidey]

If i can only draw turtle ya'll he getting that donnie vs rouge fight scene in two souls where donnie uses leo's sword.

#rottmnt two souls #but alas i cannot #it really looked cool in my head tho liek #the chaos that is aoi's whirlwind coupled with the sparking blue and feint purple the odachi is emitting with each angry swipe donnie gives #and the absolute deranged laughter of rouge as she acts like everything was just a game #and then donnie finally finally corners her by making a portal and kicking her in it sending her who knows where in the globe #my mans was mad

[ggizmoike]

i need to get them out of my head.

#his glasses suck but idc #kyman #sp #art #south park #kyle brovlofski #eric cartman #south park fanart #I really wanted to post this to the main blog #but alas i cannot #😔

[wine-sluts]

Not allowed to kill myself so fuck it we ball.

#jace + personal #life is brutal #work is kicking my ass #so I just wanna dunk my head in the fryer #but alas I cannot #so we vibe

[productofaritual]

If I actually managed to finish my fanfics y'all would be dead

#but alas i cannot #and so my drafts sit staring at me from my google drive #while i daydream about finishing them #fanfic writing #ao3 #fanfic #ao3 fanfic #ao3 writer #dsmp fanfic #fan fiction #ao3 fanfiction

[theriseofthesea]

I’m mentally in a cozy chair surrounded by blankets.

#but alas i cannot #I must be at school #doing school things #adhd #neurodivergent #actually disabled #chronic illness #potsie #disabled

[im-still-watching-anime]

i apparently do in fact have favorite fic actually and now every time i write i am acutely aware of this and have to mourn not being able to live up to my own standards

#smh making myself insecure #i dont even think its like my best writing or anything #and there’s absolutely a bunch of problems i should have edited better #but also— #i am in love with it #got published ages ago at this point and i still think about it SO much #i wanna go back in time so i can write it again #i loved writing it so much #i wanna publish it again and again and again #but alas i cannot #and like i LOVE writing all my fics it’s honestly so fun for me #even when i complain lol #but now i am always comparing everything to that one smh #which doesn’t work because they’re all different and their own things #i am narcissus and that fic is my reflection #but instead of me aging and dying all my other fics just get brutally bullied when i edit them instead rip #or abandoned when i can’t fix them up to meet my expectations🙃 #this is why god didn’t give me good self confidence #a bitch can’t get anything done when im slightly proud of one (1) thing smh

[extemporaneousmusings]

Today I:

-finallyyyy got myself some aleve and dang, it is working well which is great, I’m v relieved, because working at the coffee shop has been rough on my ankle. idk why I’m surprised that the painkiller more specifically designed to help arthritis is in fact….helping my arthritis…

-did some deep cleaning when it was slow on my shift and felt quite proud of myself. also in doing so I almost accidentally smashed a bunch of glass syrup bottles but I did not! so that was a major crisis averted, and one that would have required a significantly intensified level of deep cleaning had things gone wrong

-came home with a cup of freshly made arroz con leche and just ate some after dinner and it was soooo good

#personal #food #coffee shop shit #I wishhhh I could just work at the coffee shop and write my book #but alas I cannot