#but NOT BECAUSE I’m LOOKING FOR HIM

[marukissnack]

hi i heard you like Kaveh :)

SHUT

NO I DO NOT

I hate his face his STUPID FACE I WILL PUNCH IT

SUPLEX HIM OFF A CLIFF

Every time I see his face I feel like I’ve been punched in the GUT

I will PUNCH HIM IN THE MOUTH with my lips AND THEN TAKE HIM TO GET A HAPPY MEAL

LET HIM PLAY WITH THE LITTLE TOY, give him a moment’s rest before I SPIN KICK HIM IN HIS STUPID GORGEOUS SHINY BLOND HAIR

I HATE THAT MAN SO MUCH IT’S INFURIATING

GET A JOB

#brieambling #when he finally shows up in wishes I will scream and cry #but NOT BECAUSE I’m LOOKING FOR HIM #WAITING FOR HIM #HIS DINNER IS GETTING COLD ON THE TABLE THAT’S ALL #I WORKED HARD ON THIS MEAL AND HE IS LATE #HE IS SO INCONSIDERATE #I want him to show up in wishes because I wanna walk him off a cliff at lvl 1 #then give him a little snack to bring him back #pat him on the head say ‘it’s okay’ #and then abandon him on the unmarked island in Mondstadt #with the ruin guards #get RUINED you clever smart passionate NERD #MWAHAHAHAHA

[breesperez139]

Dc x Dp Prompt #6

“I’m a twin”, Damian said one night. He could feel the narrowed eyes of his family drilling holes on his back in disbelief. Not that he could blame them. Damian had never so much as implied being raised with a companion, much less a sibling.

“I had a brother”. Damian paused to recollect himself. He had not said his brother’s name out loud in over 8 years.

“His name was… Danyal”. Damian hated the way his voice wavered, but he could not help it. Danyal was everything to him, his other half. Their heart beat as one and when one heart stopped beating, the other one died with it. At least until his family put his heart on metaphorical life support without ever realizing.

“Where is he now?” His father asked, voice filled with knowing grief and a hint of betrayal. It had in fact been 6 years since Damian first showed up on his doorstep.

“Up there”. All eyes shifted towards the specific star he was pointing to. “Right before he died, he promised me he’d guide me from the stars. Unfortunately, the stars are not visible in Gotham, so my brother is unable to be of much help unless I leave the city.”

“Your brother is Polaris, the North Star?” Tim questioned warily, most likely in attempts to not offend him. Damian was aware of how stupid it sounded, but Danyal had promised, and his brother never broke his promises.

“Yes. Danyal is with the stars now, just as he always wanted”

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc fanfic #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc crossover #ghost king danny #demon twin au #danyal al ghul #batpham #they are not in Gotham at the time of this conversation #I’m thinking they’re visiting the Kent’s on their farm but tbh as long as the stars are visible it can be anywhere #Danny did in fact reincarnate as Polaris #sort of #Polaris is more of a title the Realms gave him the day he was crowned #he is the star meant to guide them through a new era #or something like that #But Damian does look up at the stars for guidance whenever he sees them #and before he knows it he’s accidentally begun praying to Danny #it’s his coping mechanism for being unable to speak about him to anyone #but back to Danny - he regained the memories of his time as Danyal Al Ghul when he died in that portal and became a halfa #well it was more he regained the memories of ALL his previous lives but his most recent one holds a special place in his heart #if only because he knows his brother is still alive on whatever earth he was born on #as bad as it sounds Danny can’t wait until he gets to reunite with Damian #he hopes Damian forgives him for not guiding him though #fun fact! Danny was once known as the god Dan-El in one of his previous lives #he’s ALSO the reincarnation of the Greek Titan Astraeus (and he’s pretty sure Dani is his daughter Astraea) #his previous lives are all so interesting (he still can’t believe he was raised an assassin or that he was a god in multiple lives) #but in all honesty ​it’s even weirder feeling so old and so young at the same time

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

Begging swifties to understand that Taylor didn’t write reputation and Lover with the knowledge of how the relationship was going to end and that trying to “excavate” those albums for evidence to prove a specific theory as to why it ended is not how they should be viewed. Taylor wrote those songs feeling a very specific way because that’s what she was experiencing and she is now reflecting on them with hindsight and relates to them differently than when she first created them. These conflicting emotions can exist; how she views it now doesn’t diminish how she felt about it when she first released it.

#taylor swift #don’t know if I’m expressing myself as properly and as articulate as I’d like #but both of the emotions she’s feeling about the songs can coexist #like little lover can still be a love song that’s what it was for her for a while #but she can also look back and say ‘oh maybe this wasn’t the best’ but it doesn’t void what it was originally #like I keep seeing things like oh she wrote this lyric in lover about him not showing up and it’s like no that’s not right #like yes you can see her underlying anxieties and fears in those songs because she was open about them #it doesn’t mean she predicted how it would end #there was a point in time where she thought this man was the one and would write about feeling that way

[goblins-riddles-or-frocks]

forever obsessed with dynamics between vampires, specifically that of a maker and fledgling, as a way to explore abuse. the creation of a vampire itself can so easily be a literalization of the lasting impacts of trauma and also much more simply the ways a perpetrator might shape their victim’s very identity. the extremes of isolation in the way that the new vampire, in most narratives, must cut all ties to their mortal life, or else go through an elaborate charade to maintain the facade of humanity, while forever still being removed from it. and the sheer dependence and vulnerability of being in an entirely new state of being, wholly uncertain of what it entails, and relying on another person to define… everything.

#or just the moral dilemmas #rewatching amc interview is kind of making me insane #that moment in episode two when louis is looking for a sort of assurance in the fact that lestat may actually have some good in him #look at how he cares about music look at the simple wondrous things that can bring him joy #and then the immediate dread when the opera performance turns out to be imperfect because he knows how lestat will react to *that* #I think there’s also something really interesting in the highlighting of lestat upbraids the less skilled singer before killing him #(slowly) #but also I will wait to watch more before I articulate my thoughts #vampires #interview with the vampire #amc interview with the vampire #i ramble sometimes #I do still find the lestat and claudia film and novel dynamic by far the most compelling for how she tries to usurp him but almost to be him #but I’m enjoying this #I’m very curious if I will like show claudia more on rewatch #the movie always resonated most with me (sue me lol) because there seemed to be more simultaneous fondness and attachment even at the end

[noodles-and-tea]

Angel eyes

#sometimes when I’m lonely I sit and think about him #and it hurts to remember all the good times #😭😭😭😭 #YARRRRRGH #my art #arthur pendragon #prince Arthur #Merlin #bbc Merlin #Merthur #I’m counting this as Merlin because I’m pretty sure he’s looking Merlin #wiTH THOSE ANGEL EYES

[morganbritton132]

Steve, in the middle of a live-stream, points to a miniature that he’s just noticed on one of the shelves in Eddie’s studio, “Hey, who’s this?”

Eddie, briefly looking away from the stream, “That’s a demogorgon.”

Steve scoffs, “That’s not a demogorgon.”

“Yes, it is,” Eddie says like this is actually a conversation that they’ve had a lot. “Wheeler is just shit at naming things.”

“I think El named it actually.”

“Well, someone should have corrected her!”

#Eddie’s never going to let it go that the demogorgon doesn’t look like a demogorgon at all #Steve likes to get him worked up about it because it’s funny #also tbh I’ve only ever watched Stranger Things through once so I’m pretty sure but not positive that El named the monster #but correct me if I’m wrong #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[leafyeyes417]

Danny was Not Happy™️. Vlad had actually managed to nearly kill his Dad. His Dad was on constant watch in the ICU, Jazz in a medical induced coma while needing to recover from minor surgery due to internal bleeding, and his Mom had minor injuries and a concussion.

Now Danny had put up with a lot from Vlad, but he had already been stressed out due to Finals, and honestly he doubts that even if he had been perfectly stress free this wouldn’t have crossed his bottom line.

Usually he didn’t keep any secrets from his best friends, with Jazz being a close second (third?), but one thing he did keep was his plans if Vlad ever did manage to reach this point. He honestly wasn’t sure exactly why he didn’t want to tell them, but it seemed he would find out after he started the plan.

Luckily, Tucker was a technopath, and had unknowingly helped with his plan by finding out that Bruce Wayne was Batman, along with his entire family of vigilantes. And while Danny didn’t generally have much time, Clockwork had actually helped him with some time shenanigans where he was able to scout Gotham and the Bats ahead of time.

Now he just needed to grab some of the things he had created in advance with his barely existing free time, send a text to Sam and Tucker, and he was on his way to Gotham. Hopefully the Bats would agree with his plan if he offered to fix some of the issues he had seen but had been warned by Clockwork was not the time to deal with.

#dpxdc #dc x dp #Danny is future Ghost king #He is currently learning his role #Joker is considered one of his subjects #Danny generally doesn’t like Spectra but he thinks she would enjoy having the Joker to play with #Jason gets cleansed of the Pits #If Danny didn’t love his parents he honestly would ask Bruce to adopt him just to record the look on Vlads face #I’m leaving the actual plan up in the air because I want to see what everyone comes up with

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 310

Shadow core Danny? Shadow core Danny with Hazmat AU? Indeed, with a hint of a twist. 

See that hazmat helmet beneath the hood? Yeah that’s erm, that might be his actual face now. It might be able to split open into a proper maw, as he found out during one of the early fights. He thinks it might be a shadow-core thing though, because Fright Knight has something similar, along with the Keeper. Who's apparently a ghost that keeps track of other shadow-ghosts, which, cool. Cool library covered in flesh, nothing spooky there. 

He mentions this? Because apparently even if all ghosts partially feed on emotions, shadow cores need Fear the most. Which, thankfully shadow cores are apparently more rare than he’d expect, so he’s not going to go into a territorial frenzy or something on a bad day, yay! 

But uh, he might… count as a ghostling since he’s only a year dead- in fact he’ll continue to be as such until he’s at least 100 years dead, since he didn’t die as an adult. Which in turn… means he needs even more fear, at least until he’s old enough to generate it on his own. 

So what’s a ghostling to do? Take a trip to one of the most fear-soaked cities in the world, y’know, just a little weekend trip every month. Gotham isn’t that bad, and he can stay invisible- mostly! What’s going to happen, he run into a vigilante? Ha… oh no.

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Shadow Core Danny #Hazmat Au #Fright Knight might be softer towards Danny because he’s a lil shadowling #and might’ve ghost adopted the tiny ghostling who managed to catch his sword #Look the nightmare realms are perfect for feeding young shadow ghosts but human halves complicate things #Danny is unaware that Fright is constantly following from the shadows #Look to the old ghosts Phantom is practically a neonate so he’s not gonna just leave him alone #Shadow cores mimic/mirror their surroundings- hence why most can’t tell if one is baby or not #Unless you are a realms medical specialist or also a shadow-cored being #Tiny hazmat-esque creature: *hisses* #Goons: Aw it’s kind of cute in a creepy way- #Giant Knightmare rising from its shadow with claws/teeth bared & surroundings warp into eldritch monstrosities: #Goons: *screaming crying vomiting-* #Danny: I’m so good at this scaring thing :)

[thelone-copper]

WHOOOO MISSED HIM???????

He’s the silliest ever,,,,,I missed drawing him I’m ngl

ALSO WOWZERS MOB ZACH IS FUCKIN RAD AS HELL— I’d imagine him being very mf good with meat hooks so of course I drew his scary ass with some🤭🤭🤭

#I’m not sure how Colt and Zach would get along I’m ngl #of course Colt is all cuddly n shit with animals when he’s alone with them because it’s in his natuRE #and ye s—- Colt gets royally embarrassed every time Zach walks in on him baby talking the pigs while they munch away on his skin #it’s not like he’s not used to getting chewed on anyway couGH ROB COUGH #but anywaY mob Zach is fuckin S teir and looks like a sassy hoe I love him #mob Zachary #mob Betsy #welcome home oc #welcome home #welcome home mob au #mob colt cattlemen #welcome home mob au fanart

[kingkatsuki]

Number of casualties: me.

#I had to slow it down because I’m DECEASED #LOOK AT HIM #hail to the king #HAIL TO THE FUCKING KING!!!!

[betterthanbatman1]

What if I’m crying in the club what then?

#I don’t know if the illustrators did this deliberately #or if they just thought oooh colourful ice cream for his milkshake #But I took one look at his milkshake and immediately imagined the panel where Bruce talks to Cass #where he tells her about Jason and the things Jason loved #No because the first panel was published 2 decades ago #And the whole scene is from when Jason was a child #when he was MURDERED as a CHILD #when Bruce grieved for the young boy he had #the boy who loved Neapolitan ice cream #He was too young #Also idk why I laughed ‘’hE lOveD gIrLsS’’ #But also canon Jason loved cars #Love that for him #Also also imagine if he just went yep I’m Green Hood #batfam #dc comics #dc #red hood #jason todd #batfamily #Red rambles #red needs to stop rambling and go to sleep how about that #Detective Comics 790 #and #Detective Comics 1042

[fuumiku]

It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.

Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3

This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!

Read from left to right

#Dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #Chilchuck tims #marcille donato #spoilers #dunmeshi au #Maid cafe au #Marchil #Workwife marchil save me. Kabuholm in the background bc i said so lmao #i think people forget marci n chil are coworker worsties first and foremost. Ppl should capitalize on it more #The orange hair swag that makes him look like a marketable idol more #You can tell idk how to draw maid outfits. I hate those hats sm I will miku miku beam them out of existence #Marcille does change her hairstyle everyday btw #they don’t get back together btw she goes you haven’t talked to me in 4 years and he immediately goes YOU haven’t talked to ME in 4– #i mean ehem i’m sorry haha… while Marcille is like 4 years?! 4 years… #Mei only did it bc Fler has been getting jittery again kept sighing #I wanted to draw Chil with a car key at his belt but it wasn’t meant to be #idk if marchil ever gets together in this one it’s an eternal summer coworker with tension situationship au #romance is when you slowly deteriorate his work ethics so he starts skipping on his worktime to spend it at the front messing around w you #once he’s blessedly in the office and he hears this huge crash and the Marci just goes ‘…… Chiiiiiil?’ cue sigh and having to repair #the coffee machine. So many lil comics i couldn’t indulge myself to draw save me #shoutout to the time as a cashier in training at a convenience store I was left by my coworker who was supposed to wash the greasy chicken #oven but didn’t so I had to clean it for the first time myself while I was alone in the store and was also supposed to man the front #Shoutout to my convenience store’s accountant helping us with cashier duties often when there was less job to do ty ty #Understaffed struggles are so real #People also call Chil a manager because the boss is most often away so he just does everything #There’s no union but maybe one day he’ll get to overthrow the boss idk #The pay IS good at least #Modern au

[the-witchhunter]

Main reason Danny doesn’t have to do anything about John’s soul situation

John met God in the form of a dog named Tom who cleared it up, Satan can’t take his soul

Yes this is real, yes this is Canon

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc #John got the Presence to clear up that little situation with Satan for him #I am willing to elaborate more later #I have pictures #guys you really don’t get how weird Constantine’s lore is #I’m begging you look more into John because he’s probably way more equipped to deal with Danny’s issues than Danny is most of the time

[codgod-moved]

sqiblings

#.jpg #qsmp #this isn’t worth tagging properly lol #still don’t know how tall mike is btw. i made him slightly taller than charlie tho because why not #ALTHOUGH charlie would be the younger brother so maybe it’d be funnier if mike was shorter #sorry i just think charlie and mike being brother is so funny. they’ve met literally twice #brothers* #and i’m pretty sure most words they’ve said to each other have just been about how similar they look #anyways i sleep now #my room is full of cats help

[codgod]

dance of the moonlight jellies

aka drew a scene from my own fanfic yippeee

#.png #last life #martyn inthelittlewood #last life martyn #mumbo jumbo #last life mumbo #sdvau #redwood #ahasbands #trafficshipping #fanart #the fact that u cant see martyns face is um. a metaphor. for the fact that mumbo is looking away #and can’t see how much martyn loves him until he really faces him #and not just me liking this angle and deciding he doesnt get face privileges #also mumbo canonically having a tan in this universe is definitely a decision i made #i’m so used to making him rlly pale.. it threw me off in the pixel art too #because i was using the flats from this piece as reference #its like barely a tan too u cant even tell when he’s not next to martyn 😭 #this guy needs to get outta those caves istg

[lyraofthestarsss]

Pink haired tango pink haired tango pink haired tango pink haired tango pink haired tango-

Someone please add some lithium and potassium to that creature please I am ON MY KNEES 🙏🛐

#god gave me homework because he knew I would be too powerful if I had enough free time to draw pink haired tango #guys please help a brother out #I’m having a tangotek brainrot moment #AND LIKE #HE CAN MATCH WITH JIMMY BECAUSE JIMMY DYED HIS HAIR THAT ONE TIME #pink ranchers please please please please #you’re a trafficblr artist and you want to draw pink haired tango so bad ooooo look at the shiny gold watch as it sways back and forth #oooo you wanna draw him so baddd #we are unlocking all the colors of the tango fire hair rainbow at this point #my post #mcyt #trafficblr #traffic life smp #secret life #secret life smp #slsmp #tangotek #tango tek #tango of the tek variety #team rancher #kind of